WOT IS SAID TO BE WOT
Sirs
As one who has been traditionally schooled proper in the noble farts of one on top of two
(aka 'The Building Trade')
I must take exception to your ponced-up and inaccurate vernacular used in your esteamed piece above
viz:
1stly:
ref '2nd FIX' Joinery*:
[or Carpentry* if you're a puff from south of a line between The Wash and Brum** (Taffs excluded)]
refers to the fixing of:
Archs + Skirts + Doors + Fixed Cupboards (but not heavy structural carcassing for same) etc.
The fixing of floor boards*** is deemed to be part of structure in std construction and is therefore as such carcasing work
[***Except, of course, where said floorboards are an over-cladding (usually a decorative finish)
on a bearing structural floor underneath].
NB.
Further:
Some, in this time of deep division, include a 3rd FIX which includes the fixing of furniture
(that is, to clarify : locks and latches and handles and knobs etc.
NOT wot you park your nether-end on).
Traditionally ye fixing of ye furniture have been included in 2nd Fix.
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Should the office block in question be an existing build, then:
The fix of the floor boards could well, and most probably, been a re-fix post works under
and therefore would indeed in that situation could be deemed 2nd FIX works as they were 2nd FIX to the underlying prime works.
ie. Further clarification needed of situation of build.
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2ndly:
Wot the oik you classified as a 'Techie Trainee' in your esteamed piece,
is on a building site - an Apprentice Sparks,
(and ever more shall be so - everwhere**).
2A:
'Chippies' are only found south of the above line**.
In Gods own midden north of the line, such are referred to as Joiners.
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Not withstanding your inaccuracies, the tale, even as you have described, does have resonance and reminds me of the story about the labrador raising a basket of bricks on a ginny wheel rig
(See versions many and various - there's even a musical one).
I digress.
I do hope the above brings clarity to your world view.
Have you sold your proof reader to the Grauniad?
Yours in The Faith,
P Dantic.
25-06-18 :MON: 12.45hrs nom' BST.
Half Done
Much Banging-in-the Field
Rained-Off
Mancshire.