* Posts by onefang

1954 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Dec 2017

Drug cops stopped techie's upgrade to question him for hours. About everything

onefang

Re: @Kevin Johnston: It's a sound salvation.

"If wifey and I found something to be particularly effective, whizzy or generally spiffing, we have been known to refer to it as 'orgasmichael', which was great; right up until the point where we realised our very bright 8yo lad was also using it; I have since heard one of classmates using it too!"

Just wait until the classmate called Michael hears it, then you'll see the true results of Pandora's box opening.

onefang

Re: re: cops taking a moment to think

"required to wear trousers that randomly fall down when around children..."

Which will likely attract the unpleasant attentions of any other CPS's you might have in your area.

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Re: Made it here first!

"...and caffeine, aspirin, insulin, etc. etc.?"

I wouldn't be calling insulin a drug, it is made by the human body, and generally only injected by diabetics that are lacking enough insulin. That's like calling blood a drug, coz some people have blood injected into them. Next you'll be calling blood donors drug dealers.

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I'm happy that I caught every time my fingers typed "Air Farce" in that rather lengthy post of mine.

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Black Helicopters

A certain Air Force Base contains it's own residential suburb, where the families of the Air Force members stationed at that base live. The base, and the residential suburb are naturally surrounded by "security", as is the bases golf course. The main gate has a small jet on display, and maybe half a dozen guards, who may or may not have access to firearms. At regular intervals around the not particularly high barbed wire fences are signs warning that guard dogs patrol the area.

Right across the busy road from one of the many unguarded and never locked rear gates is a large public primary school. Every morning on school days, a large stream of very young children accompanied by various parents / guardians / older siblings / friendly neighbours streamed through that small gate, to go to school. And every afternoon, they come back. In the many years I lived on that Air Force base, I don't recall seeing any vicious guard dogs snacking on any conveniently placed small school children, or any actual guard dogs at all. My younger brother, who attended that school, was never worried about hungry dogs.

Dad got posted elsewhere, but I stayed in the city coz I had a civilian job when the rest of the family followed him, you could say I never left home, home left me. Same years later I had a short door to door sales job in between proper work. I was young, and had yet to learn that I'm terrible at sales. At one point I ventured onto the Air Force base to try my luck at selling door to door there. I was two or three blocks into the base before anyone bothered to call the MPs. The friendly MPs picked me up and drove me to the main entrance, telling me that Bert, my father (that's his nickname they used), will hear about this, and please don't do that again.

Though it has been decades since I have had a legitimate reason to visit any Air Force base, I still have an Air Force civilian ID, which is falling to pieces, but apparently is "VALID TO: RECALL", at least I think that's what it said, that part has faded completely. It has yet to be recalled, all my hair is now in different places, but I bet I can still get in using that pass.

Helicopter icon, coz while they are not black, they do have some.

onefang

Re: Collective of IT managers?

"Or, if one IT Manager is an 'instance', what are multiples... a 'cluster' ?"

A cluster-fuck of IT managers?

Motorola Z2 Force: This one's for the butterfingered Android lovers

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"My Moto Z, which is an older model, was getting security updates once a month, until the rather lengthy wait for Oreo. It got Oreo this month, I'll see if it returns to monthly updates. Considering it had Marshmellow on it when I bought it, that's three major updates it has had, and several minor ones."

Two months later, and I got another OTA update for my Moto Z. It's entirely likely this update was out sometime in the last month, I wasn't checking for them. So yeah, Motorola isn't being slack with their Moto Z series updates.

Rowhammer returns, Spectre fix unfixed, Wireguard makes a new friend, and much more

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Re: What's wrong with OpenVPN?

The author of WireGuard claims that the code is a lot simpler, thus easier to audit. It also works in a different way, which the author claims makes it easier to deal with by the people setting it up. As mentioned above, I've heard good things about it, but have not actually looked deeper yet, so I dunno how true these things are yet.

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Black Helicopters

OK, I'm back, it was just the new neighbour wondering about all those helicopters. I live half a suburb away from six major hospitals, at least two of them have helipads on their roofs. I live in a house that is on stilts ("Queenslander" they are called, very common here in Queensland), on top of a hill, in a suburb with "High" and "Hill" in the name. I've watched helicopters flying past two blocks away, by looking down from my bedroom window.

Oh look, there goes another chopper. /me waves to the pilot. Cool, she waved back.

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Black Helicopters

Re: I'm supposed to believe

Usually "delete" means remove the linking data that points to it, but don't actually overwrite the actual data, and especially don't overwrite it using the sorts of military grade overwriting algorithms that the NSA might just be able to read through anyway. Oh, and don't bother deleting copies on the backups, or on old backup tapes that have been retired due to wear.

Hopefully they are not using that other definition of "delete". Hold on, there's a loud knocking at the door, and I hear lots of nearby helicopters.

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Black Helicopters

Re: I'm supposed to believe

Maybe NSA forgot to turn on the USA citizens filter in their slurp of the rest of the worlds stuff? A simple mistake really, some PFY wandered past thinking "what's this switch do?". Too easy to miss hundreds of millions of extra people in a database of several BEEELLION.

onefang

"The Wireguard VPN service"

Er, it's not a service, it's software. It's own website says "WireGuard is not yet complete. You should not rely on this code. It has not undergone proper degrees of security auditing and the protocol is still subject to change." I wonder if US Senator Ron Wyden read that bit. I do hear good things about it though, and intend to try it out later.

Registry to ban Cyrillic .eu addresses even if you've paid for them

onefang

Re: Here's a thought...

If only there was enough to go around.

onefang

'Would it not be simply better to devise a translation table to trap and refuse to register names in Cyrillic that "look like" anything in Latin?'

Normally I'd say that's a bad idea, some purely innocent things might trigger that. Flag it for a human to check, sure, not flat out "computer says no". On the other hand, it's a step up from what they did do, so up voted anyway.

onefang

Re: They did not even get that one right

"Except that .ec (in latin) is the TLD for Equador. This was the grounds they've refused registering .бг on !"

That reminds me, in the source code for the Sad Life viewer (Second Life for those that have not been reading El Reg for long enough), they use the country code SL to refer to their own timezone (otherwise known as Pacific Time, or PT, coz that's where their headquarters are). While I have yet to hear any residents of Sierra Leone complaining, I don't think many have noticed.

onefang

Re: Here's a thought...

"аррӏе.com is fully in Cyrillic, apple.com is in Latin script"

For what it is worth, they got rendered in different fonts in my browser, obviously different. I likely wouldn't be able to spot the difference if they where not side by side though, and I wasn't looking for the difference.

Git365. Git for Teams. Quatermass and the Git Pit. GitHub simply won't do now Microsoft has it

onefang
Pint

Re: One name to rule them all....

You should have split those between multiple comments, I would have upvoted each one. Have an upvote, and an inoxicating beverage of your choice ->

onefang

Gitmo, AKA Guantanamo Bay Naval Base.

onefang

Re: Doesn't matter what they call it ...

"For some reason she refuses milk and cheese, spitting it out. Weird."

A lot of cats are actually lactose intolerant.

onefang

Re: Doesn't matter what they call it ...

Nah, she got addicted to slices of cheddar. Blame my ex.

onefang

GitOutaHere, damn someone else did it.

GitOffMyLawn, someone did it better.

iDontShiveAGit, phew, something original at least.

onefang

Re: Doesn't matter what they call it ...

"(Has anyone managed to figure out how to stop cats from posting for you when your back is turned?)"

Make sure that what you are doing while you have your back turned is opening up what ever is their favourite food. You will then have their undivided attention, at least until you get out of the way and let them eat. With my last cat, if I didn't know where she was, I'd just poke my head out the door and yell "CHEESE!".

Marriage of AI, Google chips will save diabetics from a lot of pricks

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Boffin

I guess I should add germophobes to the prudes and Windows fanbois I often get downvotes from.

Even though science agrees with my method for keeping my immune system well exercised, alas the marketing budgets of soap companies is huge, and no one listens to scientists. So I get "ewwww" from most people, but don't get diseases from them. I'm allergic to eggs, so I can't have the flu vaccines, but never catch flu anyway, coz well exercised immune system. Infection never bothers me, despite walking around bare foot, over broken glass, and often never bothering to clean wounds, or even bandage them, coz well exercised hyperactive immune system + rapid healing.

When I go for my blood tests, I have to remind them to not bother putting a bandaid on my arm, coz it'll heal before I get to the street corner. One day I donated some blood to my doctor in the arvo after the regular blood test that morning. The doctor picked the same vein, one centimetre from where the blood lab had hit me. I also told him not to bother with the bandaid, it would heal before I got to the corner. It healed before I left his surgery. I guess the healing bits of my body where still primed from the mornings blood sucking.

I once got a three millimeter bit of glass embedded in the underside of my big toe. That part of the toe that carries all of your weight as you walk each step. I noticed it, but kept walking around for half an hour, until I got home. Then I fished it out, it left a big hole, no blood, no cleaning, no bandaid, no infection. When you walk around bare foot everywhere, you develop thick skin on the bottom of your feet and toes.

I'm one very healthy and tough dirty old man, and I save money not spending it on the excessive amounts of soap most others buy. Also good for the environment, saves water, saves what ever carbon foot print manufacturing and transporting too much soap creates.

I also don't shave, cut my hair, nor my finger and toe nails. All of which is just companies with hugely successful marketing having brainwashed most people in our society. I don't care what others think, they think wrong, I'm not abusing my body to cater to marketing and profit driven fashion. Science, it works bitches! Fashion, it sucks bitches!

Downvote away germophobes, I'm all sorts of tough, I can take it. And just to trigger the prudes, I'm also a dirty old man in the other sense of the phrase. Windows fanbois can downvote me anyway, I'm sure to say something nasty about Windows again sooner or later.

onefang

Re: Most diabetics?

"This is encouraged by the surgeries who are often very tight fisted when it comes to paying for test strips."

That very much depends on what the health system in your country is like. Here in Australia, we have Medicare that pays for a lot of things, like your doctor visits and HbA1c tests, National Diabetes Services Scheme that gives you a discount on things like test strips and lancets (probably syringes and insulin to, I never had to), and the Health Care Card for those on any sort of pension that gives you more discounts or freebies.

I'm Type 2, and I used to prick my finger twice a day, until my diet and exercise dropped my weight, and put my diabetes into remission.

onefang
Coffee/keyboard

Something that has not been mentioned, which is another great reason why some sort of non invasive glucose measuring device would be a great idea for diabetics, is that diabetes attacks your immune system. This is what sometimes leads to leg amputations. Constantly poking holes in your fingers, that spend a large part of the day touching all sorts of things that may or maynot be covered in nasty bugs that your slowly depleting immune system may or maynot be able to handle today, isn't a good thing.

Yes, I know, I sometimes rag on germaphobes in these forums, but other diabetics don't also happen to have a hyperactive immune system that is kept well exercised like mine. It's a careful balance, and most diabetics have the extra issue of pin cushion finger tips to worry about.

Exhibit A, other peoples keyboards ->

Time to dump dual-stack networks and get on the IPv6 train – with LW4o6

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Re: they definitely do IP address tracking

"Not only Netflix. Gmail, for example, treats frequent IP address changes as suspect*"

Which is why I gave up using Tor for gmail. I use a proper email client not their web front end, and have fetchmail log into gmail every couple of minutes to see if I have new email. You can imagine how Tor would trigger an gmail complaint email every couple of minutes. Though I guess that would ensure there is at least one email to collect each time.

I'm going with another fix for that problem, weening myself off gmail.

onefang

"I've found that netflix works best with edge."

Edge doesn't run too well on that Linux desktop I mentioned. And ever since Windows 10, I'm not letting my test boxes Windows 8.1 partition anywhere near the Internet without an armed chaperone and a straight jacket. Safer that way for all concerned.

onefang

Re: "Where does the 4 to 6 interchange take place?"

https://www.anonymousspeech.com/ had no problem adding DNS records for the single IPv6 address my server company handed to me. https://freedns.afraid.org/ already had infrastructure in place for doing the same for the freebies I use for other peoples freebie web sites on my server. My home ISP reminded me that they had handed me several GAZEEEELION IPv6 addresses, and would be happy to let me setup my own DNS servers, then delegate to me. Something I was thinking about doing anyway, for other reasons. No extra charge from any of them.

"They need a series of clue-by-fours"

I think you mean clue-by-sixes.

onefang

"So if you login via a browser but you have cookie blockers, or regularly clean out cookies, it'll see the browser as a new "PC" because their persistent cookie is no longer there."

Nope, it's not cookies in my case. I use Chrome specifically for Netflix, without my usual filters and such in place, and no other protections. Mostly coz A) Netflix wont run on anything else under Linux, B) I get Netflix quota free in this land of expensive Internet and my usual filtered browser proxies everything via Europe, which would bypass the quota freeness.

onefang

"It's essentially security through obscurity, but it makes it difficult to scan your network when the IPs change from day to day."

I get an email from Netflix each time I log in, telling me that some new computer they have never seen me log in from has recently logged in, and that changing my password might be a geed idea if I don't recognise that computer. I'm IPv6, Netflix is IPv6, their IP checking code is still a bit behind the times.

Devuan ships second stable cut of its systemd-free Linux

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Re: systemd-free?

"a far better way to gradually upgrade any component (and so upgrade or change a system incrementally) rather than forcing everything to either say the same, make massive upgrades, recompile many times with different options"

You left out what seems to be the Windows option, each program comes with it's own copy of "shared" libraries, so there's not much sharing going on.

onefang

Re: Storm in a teacup

"So that's two HTTP servers in your typical distro then, the systemd builtin one, and the kernel builtin one."

I have no idea why I only got downvotes for purely stating a fact. No one bothered to point out where it is I went wrong.

Europe's scheme to build exascale capability on homegrown hardware is ludicrous fantasy

onefang
Paris Hilton

"Don't bother with Arm:"

So much for my idea of filling a football stadium with Raspberry Pi's, making a huge Raspberry Pi pie.

Paris, coz there's no pie icon, and she's just as delicious.

Apple fanbois ride to the aid of iGiant in patent spat with Qualcomm

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Coat

"The Register has contacted Apple for comment on the consumer action and will update if there is a response."

I'll get my coat, might be a long wait that involves a certain place freezing.

Not OK Google: Massive outage turns smart home kit utterly dumb

onefang

Re: IoT

"I have most of the above, including a lot of tape. I am starting with ESP8266s and simple circuits, Mosquitto and Home Assistant. My VMs live on a proper SAN and VMware cluster. I start with multiple segregated VLANs and firewalls (including hosts). All comms including MQTT are TLS 1.2 or similar. Web apps live behind HA Proxy etc etc. If anything fails, it is designed to fail to manual operation rather than fucked."

I have a finger, and a light switch in each room, much simpler. If it helps, I can give you the finger.

onefang

Re: Fundamentally Flawed Architecture

"In the UK, we mean Chemist. My Chemist also calls me up to check on my medication."

In Australia we use both names, pharmacy or chemist.

Hipster horror! Slack has gone TITSUP: Total inability to support user procrastination

onefang

"Well... There's always discord."

Have an upvote for throwing some discord amongst the slackers.

onefang

Re: Slack is down! OMG

"My inbox currently has 70k+ unread messages - to say email is close to useless would be an understatement..."

I suspect the useless thing is your email filtering system. Mine filters out spam and sorts the rest into folders for me, so I know which ones are worth ignoring.

onefang

Re: I never even noticed

Add to HexChat some BitlBee for integration with Jabber/XMPP, still not using a whole lot of resources.

Et tu, Gentoo? Horrible gits meddle with Linux distro's GitHub code

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Trollface

Can we blame Microsoft yet? Can we, can we? Huh, can we pleeeease?

Ready, get Sets... no? App-grouping whizzery for Windows 10 killed

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Coat

You think Microsoft are having trouble with all its technical debt, coz they just kept saying "put it on my tab, barkeep"?

I'll get my coat, it's the one with all the ribbons hanging off it.

Comet 67P's oxygen could be a breath of fresh air

onefang
Boffin

One year later, and no one has figured out what's going on, it's de-rusting.

Dot-Africa saga going to jury trial... thousands of miles away in America

onefang

I thunk da El Reg spall chucker needs too drunk mor covfefe *becausem* reesons.

Google kills AdWords!

onefang

Re: Google Hardware

There's Google Cardboard and it's many clones (I and II), and Google Daydream (original flavour, and 2017). The Cardboard, often being made out of used pizza boxes, or cheap plastic knock offs, is usually ugly. The Daydream is the better looking VR headset of the three I own.

onefang

Re: The important question is:

Usually the "large graphic blocker" is responsible for blocking large graphics at the head of articles, but this time something else blocked it. I didn't bother to check which of my other blockers it was. I may never see this new logo. I may never care.

Firefox hooks up with HaveIBeenPwned for account pwnage probe

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Make managing search engines easier? I set them up once, long ago, no need to manage them any more since then. Does anybody manage their search engines often enough for this to be a useful feature?

Israel cyber chief's 'pants' analogy for password security deemed, well, 'pants'

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I assume medical doctors write Medicalese, but I do sometimes compare the scrawl of my doctors prescription to the labels on the drugs my pharmacist sells me. I can only assume my doctor got high grades in his Medicalese Scrawl class at medical school, and so did my pharmacist.

onefang

Re: passwords should be treated like underpants

Oh, you are one of those types that doesn't like the way humans smell.

onefang
Devil

"explaining Visual Basic (eww) to fellow first-year-meds (translates as: as brainfucked as brainfucked could be):"

Nah, for the ultimate brainfucking, teach them the programming language BrainFuck. Muahahahaha!

A slick phone Linux for your pocket PDA? Ooh, don't mind if I do, sir

onefang

I wonder if I can debootstrap Devuan onto it?