* Posts by Jose Luis Martin Mas

5 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Feb 2007

Britain must send its F-35s to Italy for heavy overhauls, decrees US

Jose Luis Martin Mas

App Store

"What do you mean I have to go to the F-35 Store to install these new avionics????"

BuzzGasm: 9 Incredible Things You Never Knew About PLIERS!

Jose Luis Martin Mas

The giant pliers

You forgot to mention the giant pliers of West Bromwich! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/12/giant_pliers/

Beer makes people have sex with you

Jose Luis Martin Mas
Coat

average number of partners

The average number of partners for the people in this study was 9.26? Sick drunken psychos!! They're having sex with people having only a .26 of their bodies!!

OK, OK, I'm already at the door...

French succumb to Franglais

Jose Luis Martin Mas

Isn't it ironic...

...that someone whose work is to keep French language safe from English invasions has an English name?

Cow poo: the building material of the future?

Jose Luis Martin Mas

Great!

I think this is great! If I ever tell someone his/her furniture is real crap, nobody will tell me I'm rude!