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France’s digital directorate dumping Windows desktops, adopting Linux instead

Mickey Porkpies

worked in GOV for long time - when we looked at this M$ turned up with loads of support resource dropped threats to bump up licences and everyone behaved. They then disappeared as quick as they arrived, tumbleweed for a few years and off we go again. Now we have more cloud and SaaS it is much easier to change the endpoint and disengage with the enshittifcation of the desktop. There really is no reason a large proportion of IT estates couldn't move off reliance on Windows and Office $365 but it is the usual fear that yonks back was "nobody got fired for buying IBM". It take a brave IT Manager to move into this area and good luck as the rewards for reducing dependency on lining the pockets of US companies annually and focussing on actual support costs will pay dividends long term. Europe has always been more open to open source, the UK prefer to blag on the special relationship we have with the US (not looking so good now guys!) but maybe as costs increase it will return IT to actually being more radical that the lackluster homogenised environment it has turned into.

Amazon would rather shareholders did not look too closely at carbon footprint

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FAIL

Targets and aspirations

absolute BS and they know it I aspire to be King and distribute the wealth to all but the chance of this happening is as likely as AWS reducing it's carbon footprint - smoke and mirrors and we should stop gaslighting people and companies have to admit to outsourcing their targets to AWS and stop pretending to care. If you care about your carbon footprint you run it yourself and control and own the issue.

AI search is atomizing our information, warns government digital designer

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FAIL

outsourcing thinking

they will tell you otherwise but it is inevitable

Microsoft 365 confirms new premium tier, stuffed with AI and few discounts

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Unhappy

Spent Billions on the AI Gamble

need to recover some of the costs some how - expect more from M$ on the enshittifcation of business apps

Iranian news service claims drone strikes on AWS were deliberate, to probe for US datacenter dependencies

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Stop

The Real Reason

More likely rather than an attack on Gulf States this is sending a message to Amazon to sort out their deliveries and not leave my drones on the doorstep press the bell and run.

UK watchdog eyes Meta's smart glasses after workers say they 'see everything'

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Pint

Shooting Fish 1990s film

yep smacks of this

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

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Mushroom

The last stand on media without interuptions

BBC keep me sain in a world bombarded with adverts and sponsored crap it is the only way to watch stuff and is the true personal media service. Whilst news has sunk to the depth of Daily Mail so much good TV is available on the big screen without the need to pay for high speed broadband and even with the streaming service offers a massive selection to the widest audience. It is a truly inclusive service that is an island in a world of haves and have nots and should be protected as such

It isn't a commercial streaming service it is public service and selfish interests will destroy it. If we have anything left of the British Identity in a stupefying globalised homogenised world it is this.

France to replace US videoconferencing wares with unfortunately named sovereign alternative

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Hopefully

will be better than the Enshittification of Teams

Fast Pair, loose security: Bluetooth accessories open to silent hijack

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Re: Ship it!

DAD!

X sues to protect Twitter brand Musk has been trying to kill

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TWATTER

go with this it's a nod to the original and to the TWAT that destroyed it

Denmark takes a Viking swing at VPN-enabled piracy

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Mushroom

VPNs will eventually be banned - Business lobbies politicians pretend it is to save the kids when it is really to protect Netflix / Disney etc and make them more money so they can feed on users until they have every penny. Once business went online it was the beginning of the end greed corrupts everything alas so back to drinking down the pub with your mates... oh they are closed.

JLR: Payroll data stolen in cybercrime that shook UK economy

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FAIL

Bonkers

More and more IT is commoditised and companies pay less and less for what is probably the most important part of a modern business yet they wonder why this crap happens - Russian Rolette to outsource your IT to the lowest bidder but as they aren't held responsible for losing personal data what do they care. JLR gambled and lost most companies have no idea of the consequences.

London councils probe cyber incident as shared IT systems knocked offline

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Flame

Trumps best pal up to dirty tricks again dumping malware for script kiddies to fire at will.

UK minister ducks cost questions on nationwide digital ID scheme

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Kerching!

it is estimated that about 84,000 phones are stolen annually how much fun will this be to maintain on top of the massive costs people like Capita or Fujitsu will charge

UK asks cyberspies to probe whether Chinese buses can be switched off remotely

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ISPs more likely to throttle netizens who connect through carrier-grade NAT: Cloudflare

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IPV6 over my dead salary

How many expensive network engineers would want to adopt v6 when they only know v4. I found so hard to get v6 competent Cisco engineers unless I go to China.

Windows 11 update leaves Blu-ray and TV apps stuttering

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Happy

There is a workaround

Bin Windows 11

Microsoft boasts about humongous datacenter on abandoned Foxconn site in Wisconsin

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FAIL

wah wah green wah wah

MS have an army of people convincing you they are green whatever they do. The race to the beat the AI bubble bursting will render billions of e waste that will make the 400 million tons of windows 10 pcs seem like small change. We will all be huddled around fires sipping puddle water while all our resources are burnt up so they can solve a problem that was theirs in the making.

Windows Security Update turns smooth NDI streams into jittery messes

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FAIL

bummer

i dump windows from all of my devices after the recall debacle with the exception of my streaming kit using.. you guessed it NDI. Windows is no longer a product you can rely on so going to have to invest in a macbook ...sigh

Data watchdog put cops on naughty step for lost CCTV footage

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the missing bit was

when he fell over and injured himself. Showed it was an accident honest Guv

The UK wants you to sign up for £1B cyber defense force

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Wrong Pool

Nah wrong pool peeps who are in the Military think differently you need Neuro Diverse lateral thinkers. GCHQ learnt this why is the MOD not only behind the curve but rambling down the wrong road. Great Ideas poorly executed.

UK's smaller broadband operators face tough road ahead, consolidation possible

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Regulator more like collaborator

Ofcom much like most of the "of"s are so far up the industries "r"s are at best ineffectual at worse directly impacting on competition. Large Suppliers own them and smaller suppliers face a slow death.

Dell ends hybrid work policy, demands return-to-office despite remote work pledge

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Facepalm

blah blah

This more about cost tied into property investment and how we can't have all these posh offices empty and some tired old working practices rather than data driven productivity.To get the best people Dell need to compete with employers offering hybrid approach and for me as a corp customer this speak volumes on the old dog no new tricks scale. Anyone who has had the misfortune to trial their hybrid personal AV kit will know how little they know about how people work from home.

Microsoft flashes Win10 users with more full-screen ads for Windows 11

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disgrace

however they spin it this will result is massive amounts of hardware going to Landfill when it is perfectly usable. Disgraceful

Recall the Recall recall? Microsoft thinks it can make that Windows feature palatable

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trying to re-invent themselves since 1982

no honest gov nobody will every be able to use this as a back door your safe honest just turn it off. Like your webcam

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someone has been watching to many old Arnie films - MS have to reinvent themselves losing the desktop, losing the cloud wars but what a target no chance this is ever going to be exploited nahhh

Now Dell salespeople must be onsite five days a week

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FAIL

we have how long on the lease?

anyone had the pleasure of using their video cameras and headsets know why they can't work from home

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anyone ever used their headsets and video cameras this will explain why they can't work remotely

VMware giving away Workstation Pro, Fusion Pro free for personal use

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run for the hills

migrate now before you get even further hooked

Microsoft Teams: The good, the bad, and the ugly

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Meh

It's collaboration Jim but not as we know it

slack clone, sucks up processing, great Sharepoint interface (as mentioned) nice video conferencing for 4 people (don't try to collaborate with any more than 4) it's moving in the right direction so I guess once it is almost perfect they will drop it for something else.

Oxford University reportedly turns off its Huawei money tap

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Re: The Real Problem

Trust me I am not a fan of China... I agree my issue is where is all of the other kit that is swapped out made? China build pretty much anything that has a cable, led and chips. If China wants to backdoor its own kit it isn't a wild leap that it can do it to any kit Cisco, Ericsson etc. I agree there is a risk but unless you manufacture your own components and assemble there is always a risk. The argument that just because it is state controlled it can't be trusted is simplistic to the extreme.

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Black Helicopters

Put up or Shut up

ok how many more peeps are dumping their kit for "security" reason PUBLISH you evidence. Nobody denies their link to Government but given the evidence of other government backdoor shenanigans thanks to Mr Snowden which has been published if their is a genuine issue lets see the evidence and their response. This is becoming more farcical than Brexit.

Nest cameras can be easily blacked out by Bluetooth burglars

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bypassing CCTV is easy

use a laser pointer or adopt anti surveillance technique

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dss_9FmCqtg

Busted Windows 8, 10 update blamed for breaking Brits' DHCP

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Virgin Media getting it on mass - had the issue with the 50mb business broadband (Netgear) router. Windows 10 seems to be getting it regularly and we have seen some of our Digital Sceens die due to same issue (Win 8) all set static now. :-(

Office Software Checkpoint

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Facepalm

There are alternatives if you look

Most users never take advantage of all the balls and Whistles of Full Blown Office so you are paying needlessly. there are robust Exchnage replacements such as Zarafa http://www.zarafa.com/ but as mentioned peeps are too scared to dare to think of a non M$ world. Come on IT Manglers think out of the box.

Vodafone's network knackered by thieves

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FAIL

OXFORD .. no service

although if I cover my phone with tin foil and press send just as I throw it up in the air I can get some strange looks

UK.gov: One address-location database to rule them all

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FREE for all though?

PAF is useless and not accurate - all of the government address database is maintained and checked by councils you you have paid for the integrety with your council tax. So it should be free yeah?? arse my

Amazon poaches Microsoft games chief

Mickey Porkpies
Linux

your avin a larf

My kindle crashes regular as clockwork when using the browser function. It is a fabulous ebook but as a web interface or even games interface it is sadly lacking.

Budget to cost over a million jobs: Official

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FAIL

Reality Check

err lets not forget how we got into this mess ...it wasn't the public sector!! Also don't go on about slacking government workers I admit to have come over some of them in my 20 years working with Governments (local and central) but come across just as much if not more over paid and under skilled private sector consultants and had to clear up their messes.

The private sector is not better than public sector, there's good and bad in both wake up and smell the shit

Google can kill or install apps on citizen Androids

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oh well no Android for me

Just the right to install what I want on the phone I bought with MY money!

what a safe and sterile world we would have if these corporate nob-odies got their way

Twitter topples over

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FAIL

Disgusting!

I pay nothing for this service and rely on it to provide mindless pointless disinformation.

Gov ICT contracts to go online in July

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FAIL

great savings guys

and how is all this going to be paid for?? diverting money away from services to make it easier for all our uni friends to get a slice of the gravy train

get real... all this data is accessible via FOI (except all the central gov stuff) this is going to cost thousands to manage.

this comes from MP's who wouldn't publish their own expenses without blanking out.

ID cards poster girl laments her £30

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don't know her and don't want to

you are nobody and trying to become somebody.

do the world a favour and go play on facebook

ohh... I hear she intends to sue those damn nigerians who haven't sent her money back!

The joy of software licensing on the desktop

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Heart

OSS can work but it requires effort

and in my experience most ICT departments cannot be arsed to migrate away from the likes of windows or office even though usage does not warrant the constant upgrade path.

In one site we audited the use of office and found only 40% of users used word within 1 month and apart from some prolific excel users the remaining software was unused. One could also argue that those using the software rarely got close to the potential supplied by the package. I have no beef with Microsoft (other than they are greedy and unimaginative) but their software can be very functional. most users never use that function yet are happy to re-buy the product every few years,

I have used Open Office for over 6 years for tender documents, advanced budgeting, presentations etc and all have been without issue. How many companies have support contracts for MS Office and if they spent some time getting use to alternative they may be surprised. Lets face a lot of SANs and old VMWARE all use *nix platforms!

Mucky private chat could be illegal soon

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Coat

The twits can't twitter then

if it is illegal to tweet anything that will be seen as "grossly offensive, indecent, obscene, menacing, annoying, inconveniencing or causing needless anxiety" then pretty much anything an MP or other politician says falls foul of this!!

Makes a change then given all the freedoms signed away by the last government....

Bank sues Google for identity of Gmail user

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Unhappy

who is the gmail user

I am not going to tell them,.,,,oops

Dell's first phone spied on web

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Long term commitment?

why would I buy a phone from a company that brought out Axim handhelds and dropped them. I suspect Dell will try this and if doesn't make them a packet quietly discontinue them leaving a bunch of users with unsupported outdated expensive MP3 player.

The iphone may be the 80's Red Sports Car signifies something of the decade but at least they invest in it (and backwardly for old generation users) This is one for the must avoids

Windows 7 Ultimate product activation hacked?

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Happy

Windows 7 key

Why would I want one I use linux???

Kaspersky breach exposes sensitive database, says hacker

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Flame

Just goes to show..

No matter how clever you think you are Web Programmers no SH@t about security!

HP UK pulls Linux from all new netbooks

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Linux

HP drops Linux

And we dropped HP!!

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