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Latest GitHub outage squeezes Actions, Pages to death

Mickey Porkpies

Microsoft haven't innovated in years

They acquire companies and technologies and usually shit them up and eventually let the go to die. They are like a bad China copying others ideas but worse. Shame but they lost their way a long time ago and now just try to monetise and maximise profit over usefulness, design and certainly the customer. Trust is long gone and even their security side is turning bad.

London cops handed victim's new address and number to her stalker, watchdog says

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Pint

get what you pay for

Used to run workshops on Data Protection now it is all online CBT tick box training to cover themselves with the ICO - still get regular breaches from my Local Council and Car Dealers sending me other peoples insurance details Even the ICO give up on minor breaches and only really target large and potentially public facing one.

Police National Legal Database confirms data theft after dark web leak

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FAIL

Gov BS about online cloud first

with no idea how to protect data and believe consultants about how secure cloud is. Will they ever learn? nope

Openreach nudges another 112 exchange areas toward full fiber

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FAIL

1980's Infrastructure

still dragging on with copper (we paid for they rented) and slowly replacing with Fibre and NO not full fibre when it is Asynchronous but much like most Regulators Offcom supports business not consumers so we make do with 20 year old connections when Europe "full Fibred" decades ago. Business pad a fortune for lines for years until new modern infrastructure was installed. BT (when it owned Openreach) poured money away on crap ventures (Italy) and TV when it should have focussed on infrastructure and much like water we the customer end up funding the poor management,

Digital sovereignty is real in Europe. The UK? Not so much

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FAIL

we are too tied into M$

once the last government wound down Digital Service and moved us back towards a reliance on Office 365 Azure and AWS based on out dated principles or trust in our "Special Relationship" we were stuffed. Shame our Government has sleep walked into this and there is still a feeling it will all get better later and frankly the rest of Europe is waking up to this pipe dream.

Fujitsu joins £14.9B UK framework despite public sector bid freeze

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Stop

and how much compensation for Horizon have they paid so far?

ZERO .....

Microsoft rushes out Windows fix for Dell's hot and bothered PCs

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Pint

just when you thought it couldn't get worse

it did!

they really don't give an R's any more so they ?

Tech divorce from Walmart cost Brit retail giant Asda £1.22B

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money in the bank

for consultants change ERP kerching believe me it is easy no prob ohh yeah here is another bill ohh we need more integration elements kerching..why do you think these large migration houses are so profitable?

UK guts planning red tape so datacenters can bypass the neighbors faster

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is it growth or a goldrush

No issue relaxing them as long as power and water are available but when we all realise AI has to be paid for and half the DC's being built become unprofitable they will need to ensure the fallout is picked up by the tech industry and not bailed out be local authorities again. We are building infrastructure that as yet has no customers or actual business case it is a bubble that will eventually burst.

UK.gov vows to cut consultancy spending, then hands up to £350M to consultancies

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FAIL

will never learn

worked in gov for decades spent more on consultants to tell us how to save money and spent more what we ever saved over years - the issue is with senior management not trusting their own staff and trusting consultants more (usually as they came from that sector) so it is a learned behaviour that will never change

Google wants AI regulation, but on its own terms

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would hurt business

business being how much money we can screw out of people, business etc for providing very little added value.

Microsoft extends extended updates for Windows 10 in the most muted way imaginable

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Linux

not gonna change anytime soon

Spent the past year migrating tons to Linux as the chip impact raises PC/Laptop prices many just can't afford to move to the mess that is Windows 11 and faced with impending security holes felt the only LTS option is Linux. Even home users now are asking me to move them onto Mint or Zorin (other brands are available!) Telling someone you need to spend >£500 just to carry on doing what you are doing and helping MS fund the AI black Hole just isn't an option.

Windows 11 turns five, leaving some important lessons for Microsoft

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one giant leap backwards for mankind

indicative of where M$ is going enshitifaction personified - I have watched them take great ideas and screw them up for decades - they (much like Google) lost their way and will never recover - Bill Gates did say in 100 years time MS will not exist

Micron locks in historically high memory prices for five years

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China will own them

China will start to flood the market in a few years and Micron will lose Moist of the market maybe they see this and want to cash in now.

21,000 Oracle jobs vanish amid Big Red's big bets on AI

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gambling

either this will make them or break them they have no growth in the DB market so they have bet everything on AI.. only time will tell

Use of HMRC's taxing IR35 status tool drops 71% in two years

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just cost us more

contractors increased their costs to cover this so we paid more nice one UKGov

Tesco is sprinting to quit VMware and Broadcom despite rapid migration risks

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Megaphone

is this the beginning of the end for VMWARE

Broadcom have a history of maximising investments (buy out) of products whilst running them into the ground. The sooner more large VMWARE hostages move away the sooner they will either sell it and return to normality or lower their ridiculous inflated pricing that puts a massive burden on business. The hypervisor and virtualisation market is catching up and unless you use all of the product you are overpaying and many alternatives are available and viable. When larger users like Tesco migrate it shows it can be done and may make IT Management get off their comfortable chairs and actually deliver innovation - the old "nobody got fired for buying IBM" mentality is costing businesses and if a market dominant player like Broadcom want to exploit their customers so be it, but IT Management needs to step up.

Feds freaked over Fable 5 after simple 'fix this code' prompt, not jailbreak, says researcher

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FAIL

missing the point

the US can turn off a system the West is relying on to do work, manage systems etc. What moron builds your country's critical infrastructure and your business models on someone else's systems that, if they decide to can turn it off at a blink of an eye ... ahh oh wait .....

When we finally wake up and smell the roses that there is no "special relationship" and we have more in common with Europe and even China than we do the US.

Signal says UK plan to scan devices for nude images 'endangers us all'

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idiots led by Donkeys paid by Big Tech

we all know who needs controlling the big tech companies but they have bought governments to control us - I would have expected Labour to be more intelligent but looks like they are as in the back pockets of business more than the Tories. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck.

Palantir wins £9M contract to run UK firearms licensing: CIA-backed biz to hold gun, bomb, and poison records

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FAIL

got the T Shirt

having worked in Government for years it is unsurprising that decision makers who have little understanding of delivery only costs and reports have moved on this. Most of my career was trying to explain to management why the suppliers promised endless functionality for little cost (it didn't exist) and even with the likes of Crapita and Fukitju history still went on to award contracts that later failed on the same issues. Same story just different companies. The problem is they think only large companies can deliver at scale and are so poor at setting scope that the suppliers define it though sales pitches. Basically stop employing professional managers and go back to IT professionals making decisions (or at least listen to them) hey ho

Microsoft reaches for olive branch after public dustup with 0-day researcher

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Megaphone

blah blah

Damage Limitation not changing anything policy wise just less public. They figure AI will save them but they may be too late

Claude celebrates Anthropic's stock market float with blockbuster ... outage

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Re: we're

The World already went to shit he just spotlighted it - rich get richer poor get poorer and we keep consuming until we die. Nolan Sorrento wins "We estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures."

1 in 8 employees totally cool with selling work credentials

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Stop the press Tech Fraud detection company tells us people sell creds so why don't we buy their tech or Uncle Joe's Companies Tech blah blah sales pitch. Spent most of my career reading this BS and not really a trusted story so disappointed in TR for running this as a story rather than an advert. Go munger you fear somewhere else - I remember the InfoSec creds for a choc bar shenanigans how much fun that was an put on 2 pounds

GitHub says sorry and vows to do better as uptime slips and devs complain

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FAIL

Bill Gates always said MS would not exist in 100 years he was wrong it is likely much sooner than he ever expected mostly due the ability to shit everything up they buy

Microsoft beefs up Remote Desktop security with ... hard-to-read messages

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Facepalm

QA SNAFU

2 kids with crayons doing the MS QA now so no surprises here

France’s digital directorate dumping Windows desktops, adopting Linux instead

Mickey Porkpies

worked in GOV for long time - when we looked at this M$ turned up with loads of support resource dropped threats to bump up licences and everyone behaved. They then disappeared as quick as they arrived, tumbleweed for a few years and off we go again. Now we have more cloud and SaaS it is much easier to change the endpoint and disengage with the enshittifcation of the desktop. There really is no reason a large proportion of IT estates couldn't move off reliance on Windows and Office $365 but it is the usual fear that yonks back was "nobody got fired for buying IBM". It take a brave IT Manager to move into this area and good luck as the rewards for reducing dependency on lining the pockets of US companies annually and focussing on actual support costs will pay dividends long term. Europe has always been more open to open source, the UK prefer to blag on the special relationship we have with the US (not looking so good now guys!) but maybe as costs increase it will return IT to actually being more radical that the lackluster homogenised environment it has turned into.

Amazon would rather shareholders did not look too closely at carbon footprint

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FAIL

Targets and aspirations

absolute BS and they know it I aspire to be King and distribute the wealth to all but the chance of this happening is as likely as AWS reducing it's carbon footprint - smoke and mirrors and we should stop gaslighting people and companies have to admit to outsourcing their targets to AWS and stop pretending to care. If you care about your carbon footprint you run it yourself and control and own the issue.

AI search is atomizing our information, warns government digital designer

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FAIL

outsourcing thinking

they will tell you otherwise but it is inevitable

Microsoft 365 confirms new premium tier, stuffed with AI and few discounts

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Unhappy

Spent Billions on the AI Gamble

need to recover some of the costs some how - expect more from M$ on the enshittifcation of business apps

Iranian news service claims drone strikes on AWS were deliberate, to probe for US datacenter dependencies

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Stop

The Real Reason

More likely rather than an attack on Gulf States this is sending a message to Amazon to sort out their deliveries and not leave my drones on the doorstep press the bell and run.

UK watchdog eyes Meta's smart glasses after workers say they 'see everything'

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Pint

Shooting Fish 1990s film

yep smacks of this

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

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Mushroom

The last stand on media without interuptions

BBC keep me sain in a world bombarded with adverts and sponsored crap it is the only way to watch stuff and is the true personal media service. Whilst news has sunk to the depth of Daily Mail so much good TV is available on the big screen without the need to pay for high speed broadband and even with the streaming service offers a massive selection to the widest audience. It is a truly inclusive service that is an island in a world of haves and have nots and should be protected as such

It isn't a commercial streaming service it is public service and selfish interests will destroy it. If we have anything left of the British Identity in a stupefying globalised homogenised world it is this.

France to replace US videoconferencing wares with unfortunately named sovereign alternative

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Hopefully

will be better than the Enshittification of Teams

Fast Pair, loose security: Bluetooth accessories open to silent hijack

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Re: Ship it!

DAD!

X sues to protect Twitter brand Musk has been trying to kill

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Thumb Up

TWATTER

go with this it's a nod to the original and to the TWAT that destroyed it

Denmark takes a Viking swing at VPN-enabled piracy

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Mushroom

VPNs will eventually be banned - Business lobbies politicians pretend it is to save the kids when it is really to protect Netflix / Disney etc and make them more money so they can feed on users until they have every penny. Once business went online it was the beginning of the end greed corrupts everything alas so back to drinking down the pub with your mates... oh they are closed.

JLR: Payroll data stolen in cybercrime that shook UK economy

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FAIL

Bonkers

More and more IT is commoditised and companies pay less and less for what is probably the most important part of a modern business yet they wonder why this crap happens - Russian Rolette to outsource your IT to the lowest bidder but as they aren't held responsible for losing personal data what do they care. JLR gambled and lost most companies have no idea of the consequences.

London councils probe cyber incident as shared IT systems knocked offline

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Flame

Trumps best pal up to dirty tricks again dumping malware for script kiddies to fire at will.

UK minister ducks cost questions on nationwide digital ID scheme

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Kerching!

it is estimated that about 84,000 phones are stolen annually how much fun will this be to maintain on top of the massive costs people like Capita or Fujitsu will charge

UK asks cyberspies to probe whether Chinese buses can be switched off remotely

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ISPs more likely to throttle netizens who connect through carrier-grade NAT: Cloudflare

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IPV6 over my dead salary

How many expensive network engineers would want to adopt v6 when they only know v4. I found so hard to get v6 competent Cisco engineers unless I go to China.

Windows 11 update leaves Blu-ray and TV apps stuttering

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Happy

There is a workaround

Bin Windows 11

Microsoft boasts about humongous datacenter on abandoned Foxconn site in Wisconsin

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FAIL

wah wah green wah wah

MS have an army of people convincing you they are green whatever they do. The race to the beat the AI bubble bursting will render billions of e waste that will make the 400 million tons of windows 10 pcs seem like small change. We will all be huddled around fires sipping puddle water while all our resources are burnt up so they can solve a problem that was theirs in the making.

Windows Security Update turns smooth NDI streams into jittery messes

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FAIL

bummer

i dump windows from all of my devices after the recall debacle with the exception of my streaming kit using.. you guessed it NDI. Windows is no longer a product you can rely on so going to have to invest in a macbook ...sigh

Data watchdog put cops on naughty step for lost CCTV footage

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the missing bit was

when he fell over and injured himself. Showed it was an accident honest Guv

The UK wants you to sign up for £1B cyber defense force

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Wrong Pool

Nah wrong pool peeps who are in the Military think differently you need Neuro Diverse lateral thinkers. GCHQ learnt this why is the MOD not only behind the curve but rambling down the wrong road. Great Ideas poorly executed.

UK's smaller broadband operators face tough road ahead, consolidation possible

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Regulator more like collaborator

Ofcom much like most of the "of"s are so far up the industries "r"s are at best ineffectual at worse directly impacting on competition. Large Suppliers own them and smaller suppliers face a slow death.

Dell ends hybrid work policy, demands return-to-office despite remote work pledge

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Facepalm

blah blah

This more about cost tied into property investment and how we can't have all these posh offices empty and some tired old working practices rather than data driven productivity.To get the best people Dell need to compete with employers offering hybrid approach and for me as a corp customer this speak volumes on the old dog no new tricks scale. Anyone who has had the misfortune to trial their hybrid personal AV kit will know how little they know about how people work from home.

Microsoft flashes Win10 users with more full-screen ads for Windows 11

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disgrace

however they spin it this will result is massive amounts of hardware going to Landfill when it is perfectly usable. Disgraceful

Recall the Recall recall? Microsoft thinks it can make that Windows feature palatable

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Thumb Down

trying to re-invent themselves since 1982

no honest gov nobody will every be able to use this as a back door your safe honest just turn it off. Like your webcam

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