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Australian digital-radio-for-railways Huawei project derailed by US trade sanctions against Chinese tech giant

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Re: "This decision will also ensure the state complies with US trade restrictions.”

"But why not simply ship them straight to Oz?"

Legally: because it would still be Huawei that receives them.

Practically: because there isn't a Huawei factory in Australia.

Whoa, someone actually texted you in 2020? Oh, nvm, it's just Boris Johnson, telling you to stay the f**k at home

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If there's one thing the last decade tells us, it's that the UK electorate doesn't vote for woke Marxists.

Former Googler Anthony Levandowski ‘fesses up to pinching trade secrets about self-driving cars

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U wot, m8?

"Mr. Levandowski is a young man with enormous talent..."

Levandowski is 40 years old. Meanwhile at the other end of the courthouse corridor, children - predominantly black - are being tried and convicted as adults to do real time.

Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you

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How about someone operating a node for ToR or a VPN?

Bose customers beg for firmware ceasefire after headphones fall victim to another crap update

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Re: Criminal Damage

"However, IANAL.."

What you do in your own time is your business, and I don't see why you're bringing it up here.

Taxi for Uber: Ride-hailing app giant stripped of licence to operate in London

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This is good news for consumers - not just from a safety perspective, but also because it will shatter Uber's monopoly in one of the biggest European markets. If Uber is banned and binned, it will open the door for competitors like Bolt, Ola, Kaptan, Wheely, Careem, Gett and others. Equally, regulators should find it easier to regulate multiple weak companies than one behemoth.

The Uber bubble is going to burst. You can't carry on losing money on every ride forever, and there's no way for Uber to make money other than total domination of the market, which is both impossible for them and bad for us. The Uber app was great - it's time to move on to other providers.

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There are loads of minicab and taxi apps apart from Uber e.g. Bolt, Wheely, Gett. My local minicab office also has its own app (presumably bought in as a white label product rather than designed in the arch under the train station).

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TfL doesn't employ any taxi drivers.

From Libra to leave-ya: eBay, Visa, Stripe, PayPal, others flee Facebook's crypto-coin

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Re: eBay, Visa, Stripe, PayPal, others flee Facebook

You're mixing up three different concepts (legal tender to discharge a debt, fiat currency, and the right to demand payment in a specified form).

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Re: But today I'm a reformed character

"energy can only be bought and sold in $ as mentioned above... "

This is simply untrue.

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Re: WTF?

The limited supply ("scarcity") of gold is what sustains its value.

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

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Re: obliged to return to the commune of her birth

IIRC (no promises) you don't get a lot of Gideon's Bibles in Catholic countries because the distributing charity are a bunch of American prods.

I just love your accent – please, have a new password

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No. He's using big words to say "dark-skinned person".

Queue baa, Libra: People will buy what Facebook's selling. They shouldn't, but they will

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Re: Regulating Cryptocurrencies

1) "in-system value gain" is already taxable as capital gains. Don't let YouTube hucksters convince you otherwise.

2) Facebook already has external audit obligations because it's a publicly-traded company.

HP CFO Cathie Lesjak didn't even read KPMG's Autonomy due diligence before $11bn biz gobble

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Mushroom

Re: What's wrong with a proper reporting tool?

As a bitter former "professional advisor": because that's what the client wants. No-one ever reads the fucking reports in which you painstakingly explain what you've found, how you reached that conclusion, and what it means. People can barely be bothered to read the one page executive summary for a $200,000 piece of work. And these are the bastards who are running the companies in which your pension funds are invested!

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Re: Still reading the document. You are evil.

"Because it isn't a draft. It's an interim report, not a draft of the final report."

It is a draft - it says so on the front cover. It's also interim, as the introduction explains. That makes it a draft interim report.

You go that way, we'll go Huawei: China Computer Federation kicks back at IEEE in tit-for-tat spat

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Re: Redacted from Muller repoet

"Trump: Hold my vodka."

Unlikely. Trump doesn't drink (or smoke). Many other vices, though...

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Re: Yay more standards

"another entity, say, the EU, who will guarantee academic freedom and foster intellectual endeavors."

How's academic freedom doing in our sister states like Poland, where it's a criminal offence to contradict the government's position that "Poles did nothing wrong in WW2", or Hungary, which recently shut down the Central European University for getting too uppity? Or even here in the UK, where people like Peter Hitchins (who's certainly a disagreeable windbag, but hardly a Nazi) gets no-platformed at universities?

Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

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Re: Can someone tell me how.....

"Nick's knack at Novichok gives his dog a bone"

Take my upvote and get outta here, you monster

In the living room, can Google Home hear you SCREAM? Well, that's what you'll need to do

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Paris Hilton

"Oh, and "Stop", usually at around 08:10am."

But Thought for the Day is on at 0745...

Egg on North Face: Wikipedia furious after glamp-wear giant swaps article pics for sneaky ad shots – and even brags about it in a video

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Wait a minute - are you telling me your review of Leo Burnett Tailor Made? I'd be very disappointed to hear you didn't like the product placement of Leo Burnett Tailor Made on Wikipedia. I hope that other clients of Leo Burnett Tailor Made can share opinions here, free and online. Presumably when planning advertising and marketing campaigns with Leo Burnett Tailor Made, international and regional clients will be interested in how Leo Burnett Tailor Made's previous campaigns (such as that for The North Face on Wikipedia) have been received.

Uh-oh .io: Question mark hangs over trendy tech startup domains as UN condemns British empire hangover

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Seems like the real story here is the great decision to give the domain rights to a company IN PERPETUITY and somehow no-one knows where the money's going

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Re: Those who do not learn history...

"It was the surrounding Arab states declaring war in 1948 that caused Arabs to flee areas with a Jewish majority."

This is a) untrue and b) not a compelling argument against letting refugees and their families return to the places they fled.

Uber JUMPs at chance to dump load of electric bikes across Islington

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Re: Islington...

Islington is about 5 miles from top to bottom. If you had a straight, traffic free road for the whole length, youd make that trip in 10 minutes at 30mph or 15 minutes at 20mph, so you'd be moaning about a 5 minute delay. However, the above circumstances literally never ever happen, as it's probably the most densely inhabited and trafficked LA in the UK. What you're actually moaning about is a delay of seconds, and a benefit of fewer accidents, less serious accidents and lower pollution.

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"What happens if the GPS doesn't give the correct coordinates when you lock in the correct place at the end of the journey? Or if some "well wisher" decides to pickup the bike and dump it on the pavement after you have finished?"

RTFA. The bike comes with a built-in cable lock.

Minecraft's my Nirvana. I found it hard, it's hard to find. Oh well, whatever... Never Mined

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Re: Sorry, none of this means anything..

"Those data sets twenty years ago were from real time road sensors and local police / highway patrol and Catrans / WSDOT sources. Waze adds little to the mix."

Possibly a fair comment in the Bay Area, but Waze adds a fuckload to the mix where that infrastructure doesn't already exist and there is no viable prospect of having a government capable of creating that infrastructure eg in developing countries.

Honey, hive had it with this drone: Couple lived for years with thousands of bees in bedroom wall

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Re: bees in the wall

"In this part of the States, they often start with the phrase "Here, hold my beer". What's the warning of choice elsewhere?"

It's "here, hold my bees".

Silence of the vans: Uber adds 'Plz STFU, driver' button to app for posh passengers using Black

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Because the licensed ones don't know where my street is; I don't really put a big price premium on them knowing where it is; they don't give me real time tracking of where they are; they don't give me a searchable recoverable receipt; they don't drop their receipt into my company's expense software; they use rattly cold cabs; and they absolutely frigging obsessively feel the need to turn down a side street every sixty yards.

IT bod flings £1m sueball at Met Police for wrongly listing him as a convicted fraudster

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Re: Costly

Experian and the like charge peanuts to do criminal history checks, right to work check, verification of past employment etc. Its highly commoditised and done by lowly clerks. It's not done before an offer tho...

Non-police orgs merrily accessed PNC without authority, says HMIC

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Re: corruption

How dare you suggest we are bribe payers. That's disgusting and insulting to the UK.

We in the UK, sir, are money launderers, and bloody good at it.

Tech giants get antsy in Northern Virginia: Give us renewable power, there's a planet to save... and PR to harvest

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"who are the state government going to care about most - the likes of Goggle, or the people who vote for them?"

Neither really. They're going to care about the people that pay them.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/dominion-energys-dominion-over-virginia-goes-way-beyond-ralph-northam/2018/11/30/052e3a56-f421-11e8-99c2-cfca6fcf610c_story.html

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"Why are they not building their own solar and wind farm and then sticking two fingers up at the power company?"

Because Dominion Energy has a legal monopoly on power generation and distribution in the state. Fairness is supposed to be ensured by the fact that state government approves the tariffs charged to customers (residential and industrial). Unfairness is ensured by the fact that Dominion Energy is allowed to make political donations to state politicians - and they do so with gay abandon.

https://m.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/dominion-virginia-monopoly-democrats_n_5a7de928e4b08dfc9303d14b

What a meth: Elderly Melbourne couple sign for 20kg shipment of drugs, say cops

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Re: Insurance value 5k max

Howard Marks was a charming well-spoken shithead. His business funded Pakistani political militias and Filipino sex slavery - as he describes in his entertaining biography. The sooner cannabis is legalised and fuckers like him are put out of business, the better.

Ok Google, please ignore this free tax filing code so we can keep on screwing America

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Re: 'tis the Merkin way

Do you have any examples of the free ones, then?

Internet industry freaks out over proposed unlimited price hikes on .org domain names

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Re: Protection Racket

People who use the /s tag should be banned from El Reg.

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Complex automation won't make fleshbags obsolete, not when the end result is this dumb

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"training ... differs from real-life, because it's simulated, therefore, not that much stress"

That's why we at Cowherd Airways train our pilots with realistic stress levels in the simulator - by slapping them in the face, insulting their mothers, threatening their children and giving them the occasional zap with the BOFH-endorsed cattle prod.

It's an Easter Jesus miracle: MS Paint back from the dead (ish) and in Windows 10 'for now'

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Re: Nostalgia?

Did anyone ask for MS Paint to be "fixed" with Paint 3D? Amateur users dont need more than MS Paint, pro users will need more than Paint 3D.

Accenture sued over website redesign so bad it Hertz: Car hire biz demands $32m+ for 'defective' cyber-revamp

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Trollface

And what's worst is that the logo on the homepage wasn't anywhere near big enough.

Dutch director cops roar deal after selling off lion-based schlock to China

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Heard a similar story in Russia: big cinema chains massively overstating ticket sales on cheapo domestic films as a way of money laundering. Low corporate tax rates and a cash business, see...

But we hired a consultant, cries UK pensions biz as it swallows £40k fine for 2 million spam emails

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Re: oops

sorry Cedereic, but that is barracks lawyer nonsense.

UK Ministry of Justice: Surprise! We tested out biometric tech in prisons and 'visitors' with drugs up their bums ran away

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Re: Why Bother?

"and I would think you'd cut contraband in prisons by 99% overnight"

That's because you know so little about the issue. There will always be contraband as long as there are screws.

Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats

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Re: All the usual ooptions

"Shoot them, trap them, scare them..."

...they're waffly versatile?

NHS England digital boss in hot water over 'puff piece' written about her future employer

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"Over your lifetime, you will probably pay more to the NHS than you get out of it"

I fucking hope that will be the case over my lifetime, as it will mean I haven't got very sick. I'd be happy never to see the inside of a hospital ever again.

Lawyers' secure email network goes down, firm says it'll take 2 weeks to restore

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Re: Down for 2 weeks - WTF?

1) CJSM isn't operated by lawyers, for obvious reasons

2) the vast majority of lawyers using CJSM won't be paid by the hour. Either they'll be salaried employees or they'll be paid a (comically small) fixed fee for each case.

Until now, if Canadian Uber drivers wanted to battle the tech giant, they had to do it in the Netherlands – for real

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Re: Judgement of Justice Feldman.

"What's now making it worse is that a previous indicator of being in business on one's own account - provision of equipment - is being ignored."

There's no change and the courts didn't ignore it. That's just one of the indicia of being a contractor, but it's never been determinative. There are plenty of employees who have traditionally brought their own tools, but that has never meant they're contractors just because they did so.

Every case is going to be context specific. I don't see why a statutory test replacing a well-used body of law that's been built up over time would be an improvement.

Ofcom asks networks, ISPs: Hey, wouldn't it be nice if you let customers know the best deal once their contract's up?

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Re: What is this out of contract thingie?

" looking with dismay and horror at their bill after travelling within 5 miles of the Serbian or Turkish border..."

Although it has a border with Serbia, Montenegro doesn't have a border with Turkey (well, not unless Erdogan's done something pretty dramatic overnight).

Are you sure you weren't in Bulgaria, which is the only country to have borders with Serbia and Turkey...?

Sidecar drags itself out the grave, sues Uber for putting it there

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"It wants to be compensated for what it says were monopolistic practices that broke Californian and federal law."

No, it's not, you're misunderstanding the timeline. Sidecar is saying that Uber engaged in *anti-competitive* practices in the past in order to become a monopolist now. Sidecar did not say that Uber was a monopolist at the time it engaged in anti-competitive practices, and the court doesn't need to find that Uber is or was a monopolist in order to find that its anti-competitive behavoiur caused loss to Sidecar.

Fraudster convicted of online banking thefts using… whatever the hell this thing is

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"Muldowney-Colston (who also goes by Tony Colston-Hayter)... is an audacious criminal who only recently was released from prison"

Hayters gonna hayte.

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25% of NHS trusts have zilch, zip, zero staff who are versed in security

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Daily Mail: "NHS hires more 'MANAGERS' while waiting times INCREASE - and YOU'RE paying for it!"

Also the Daily Mail: "why did RUSSIAN HACKERS have copies of my CANCER DIAGNOSIS?"

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