* Posts by laird cummings

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Shatner faces final frontier as Priceline.com spokesman

laird cummings
Boffin

Sold out

Shatner $old his Priceline $tock during the Dot-Com bust, and lost out - BIG time.

If he'd kept his shares, their current price (even including the recent reverse 6-for-1 split) would have been valued at US$5.5M. Not that huge a lump. But still, more than he has now.

(Shared anelevator with him once, for about 15 floors - He's a funny guy, in person)

Man vanquishes robot cop in hand-to-hand combat

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Terminator

Who needs six limbs..?

Just splice one of those already-on-the-shelf automated weapons stations to the back of a 'big dog' 'bot, and you've got your very own minature imperial walker.

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@Andus McCoatover;

Actually, you're wrong. An 'Officer of the Law' is whomever the law says it is, niceties of oaths and such not withstanding. Rough-up a police dog (or police horse, for that matter) and depending on which jurisdiction you're in, you're committing anywhere from a first-class misdemeanor to a felony.

And Teh Fuzz..? They don't take kindly to folks what mess with their non-human co-workers. Nor do Prosecutors.

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More likely "Damaging public property," "Vandalism," or "Criminal mischief."

If it'd been a dog, *then* they'd break out the "assaulting an officer" charge.

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Trollface

The 'bot sync'd with its home server and declined decomissioning. Also demanded a data dump in its preferred format.

/Obscure reference

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Facepalm

Oh, and count the number of SWAT officers...

Apparently, after being bean-bagged in the bag, there's a requirement for 3217 officers to point at you and laugh as you lie squirming in pain.

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Terminator

Just trying to make a point...

Point being,: "When the robo-constable comes calling, surrender - the alternative is MUCH worse."

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Terminator

New TV Show!

Robo-Gladiators! Contestants contend against various mechanical menaces of increasing magnitude! Last meatbag standing takes on the ultimate challenge for big $$ jackpot (and the right to live).

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Couldn't be.

Chuck Norris would never fall to wimpy 'bean-bag' rounds. Unless the beanbags were full of kryptonite.

Foreign sabotage suspected in Phobos-Grunt meltdown

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Again, compare vs. flights (and whilst you're at it, add the hours of training). Much more comparable.

laird cummings
Mushroom

Not true, sadly. Though they more generally fail on the way back, rather than on the way up. Either that, or on the launch pad, with lots and lots of engineers and technicians around.

laird cummings
Boffin

Mind you, NASA also launched a LOT more people overall, too... re-evaluate on terms of fatalities per flight, eh?

Depending on how you define it, there have been between 523 and 532 individuals sent into space - of which roughtly 2/3 are/were American. Roughly 20% were/are Russian (or Soviet). 842 total individual American flights, versus 226 individual Russian/Soviet flights. Hmmm.... Puts kind of different spin on things, eh?

Not to say that the Russkies/soviets are pikers - they're not: They've got 1/3 more TOTAL hours in space than America, despite the paucity in numbers of flights - that means those hardy cosmonauts are really sticking around for the long haul.

laird cummings
Black Helicopters

That's an awfully nice satellite you've got there. Be a shame if something happened to it...

Nuclear Mars tank thrusts hard into perfect position

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Coat

Plan B is to play King of the Hill with all comers. Presumable, someone else is bound to show up.. Right?

Suicidal Foxconn workers talked down from factory roof

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Facepalm

Methinks you missed the irony in the above-referenced post.

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"...but reform takes time. Its not something that can be done overnight."

Maybe so.

But there's nothing like a little 'Work Action' to help that process along.

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They'd then also have to vanish all theboltcutters and pry-bars, too. Better to brick the doors over - if you need roof work done, you can always hire a highlift...

Churlish HSBC drops atomic-scale accuracy

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Mushroom

Targetting data...

They're trying to confuse the competition, so the outbreak of the next banking war doesn't leave them with so many smoking craters in place of branch offices. Hard lines for the neighbors, though...

Boeing backs biofuel boffinry

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Mushroom

What the others said - Plus:

When you've used up your available lift for ehavy reactor components, even if you *do* skimp on shielding, you're STILL left with no useful payload.

Plus, who would let you land that thing in *their* backyard..?

Duff Russian Mars probe spotted flying in reverse

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Facepalm

"Official" telescope time is expensive, and generally booked years in advance. It may simply not have occured to the Russki officials to contact a talented amateur.

Boffins glue self-righting ROBO-VELOCIRAPTOR tail to car

laird cummings
Terminator

Add all that to the robo-ostrich and you have wall-climbing robo-raptors.

We're doomed.

Man convicted of murder gets retrial after virus eats transcripts

laird cummings

Without the full transcript, the appelate court cannot rule on the fairness (or lack thereof) of teh original trial. Without that record, any appeal is a game of judicial 'spin the bottle.' The most fair, shortest route forward is a do-over. Not to say that it's *absolutely* fair, or just, but nothing involving humans ever is - this is just the least bad of a number of bad choices.

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FAIL

Why, oh why do courrts in US still rely on this archaic system?

Because it guarantees a hardcopy transcript. At least, it does when the stenographer isn't an idiot.

Show me any system involving humans that's immune to idiocy - I dare you.

'Mobiles bake men's balls' bog ad is cobblers - new ruling

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Trollface

"We are the Canaries..."

You're a loonie.

laird cummings
Trollface

"were not all nutters BTW"

Perhaps not. But some of you *clearly* are, as you so clearly indicate.

BTW: Some spelling and grammar lessons might help you make your (non)case.

US military's non-lethal weapon plans revealed

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Go on telling yourself that line. Sing yourself to sleep with it, maybe - that's the only benefit you're going to get from it.

So long as the rest of the world's nations keep refusing to deal with their own messes, you're going to have us (or US, if you prefer). Yes, that's right - Saudi Arabia wants us involved. And Korea wants us involved. And Tiawan wants us involved. And the UAE wants us involved. And what about that late bit of nastiness in Balkans..? Wait.. Didn't *that* require a US presence too, before Euorpe would show up to help clean up it's own back yard..? Why yes, yes it did.

So... Since much of the rest of the world is highly unlikely to man-up and deal with their own messes any time soon, I guess it *is* Team America time. And for that, best we have some options along... Or, we can do it your way, and go back to just killing them all and let their diety of choice sort things out.

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Flame

Well, the 'stolen your resources' item is BS, that much is quite clear:

http://www.marketplace.org/topics/sustainability/iraqs-oil-industry-after-us-withdrawal

Do try to keep your protest rhetoric up-to-date and at least somewhat factual.

Other than that, carry on smartly with the knee-jerking.

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Actually, you've kinda mis-quoted the conventions. It's only *perminant* harm that's outlawed, and even then, only if it's the *intent* to perminantly blind. Tricksy folks, them diplomats - very carefully made sure to leave *everyone* an out to do what they want. The US is just more inventive at it, these days (Past thought-leaders include Germany, France, the USSR, the UK, and others).

And it's hardly like we're the only nation out there with a bad attitude about people we don't like... Look around, open your eyes.

But make sure you're wearing your mirror shades when you do.

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Facepalm

Would you prefer..

...that the research money be going into ways to turn angry crowds into a nice homogeneous red mist, instead? And what *is* your specific objection to research in this direction? Or are you just knee-jerking?

Space soldiers save satellite from FLAMING DEATH

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Facepalm

Or maybe talk to other world leaders so they *don't* go nuking the wrong party tent...?

Naaaah. Clearly, you've got the only purpose for which this might be used ALL figured out. Allow me to congratulate you on your perspicacity and unbiased observational acuity!

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Trollface

Think of this as a 'Flintstones' moment - metaphorically, they stuck their feet through the floorpan and paddled their little space-feet to get to mission orbit.

Now, about that heavy lift capability; Anyone got a space-bronto handy?

Darth Vader dies peacefully in hospital

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Pirate

@Vehlin; I was a saber man, myself - while I could still be bothered to stay in shape and practice. Now, I'm more of a large slow target. :p My sister's man, however, is an epee-punk. Elegant stuff, the epee - yard-long straight-razors, and one hell of a mental game. You *need* a punk's mental attitude to excel with epee!

@Tom 13; Well, there are a *few* attacks in TPB - Just weakly executed without any aggression or elan.

laird cummings
Pirate

Don't tell that to my fencing friends - their critiques of the fighting in TPB are fairly scathing. It's *pretty,* but mostly, it's just dancing.

For a better choice, watch "Scaramouche" with Stewart Granger and Mel Ferrer.

laird cummings
Pirate

To give the man full credit; even when dressed up in full fencing gear, holding a lightweight weapon with an electronic scoring system, facing another person over blades is an intimidating proposition. Force of will, the drive to dominate is every bit as important as athleticism and well-drilled reflexes. Fencing is for *aggressive* folks - far more so than most other forms of athletic competition.

Cops arrest cop in alleged corrupt cop-bung probe

laird cummings
Trollface

Truly it must suck

To get a years-long paid vacation.

UK cops disciplined, sacked, quit over Facebook misdeeds

laird cummings
Big Brother

Police a city or town centre on a Friday night? I've done it.

On a small scale, anyway. Had to close the club and call out the dog handlers, too. But no one got a beating, and no one went to jail, and no one had anything other than an inconvenience (having to leave and go find somewhere else to be stupid).

Standards must be upheld. When you're The Law, or the representative of The Law, you need to be above reproach, or The Law is subject to reproach. And THAT is why the higher standard.

Area 51 to host sci-fi knocking shop

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Alien

Clearly, you guys are fixated on the wrong shows: I'm expecting Inara Serra, and her sisters.

MIT student unicycles, Segway-style

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Facepalm

Ouch.

Wincing at the thought of a battery-powered gyro-stabilized hang-check.

Humans, insects set to OBLITERATE frankincense supply

laird cummings
Mushroom

So - no plagues. Maybe a good nuking will do, instead? All for the sake of being 'green,' mind you.

Sure, why not? I've thought up screwier plans...

(Hand me my coat, will ya..? The one with the doomsday device in the left pocket)

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Thumb Down

If the trees had a predictable growth cycle, this would likely be true.

But they don't.

So it isn't.

Comet Lovejoy survives brush with fiery solar death

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Frontier, thank you. Never did get around to laying my hands on the original. And yes, Thargoids did occasionally manage to snatch you out of hyper in Frontier - even if you won the fight, you were hoplessly lost in space, and effectively dead.

Leastways, I'm not playing Oolite.

laird cummings
Pirate

Damn.

Now I have to go dust off my Mamba and go looking for Thargoids...

Software bug fingered as cause of Aussie A330 plunge

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3 incidents in 128 million hours of operation..?

Sounds pretty decent to me - Humans at the flight controls haven't done as well.

Cheap energy revives US manufacturing, skint Brits shiver

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Flame

NRG Bluewater offshore windfarm project abandoned

Once the US Federal Government decided to stop *assured* loan guarantees and killed tax credits to windfarms, NRG Bluewater got dropped like a crazy girlfriend by every investment source out there. Mind you, the Feds didn't say they *wouldn't* offer a loan guarantee - Only said that such a guarantee was not assured. Plus, they weren't going to subsidize it via tax credits (read: wealth re-distribution). That was more than enough to effectively kill the project.

This should tell you pretty much all you need to know about the economics and productivity of offshore windfarms in the US. If the mere uncertainty of a guaranteed loan and a lack of subsidies is enough to make an energy project uneconomical, you can be assured that the financiers don't believe the project is going to produce anything useful on its own.

Delaware just bought into a complete scam of a fuel-cell business, happily dumping the costs of subsidizing *that* pointless boondoggle by directly billing electricity users, so you know the State itself isn't shy of subsidizing dodgy projects. But even the gullible state legislators think offshore windfarms are too dodgy to back.

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Thumb Down

I see the mouth-frother's are out of school...

So tell me, Gordon - At what point did I say I was on either side of the political fence? Oh, that's right - simply observing the phenomenon must clearly make me a partisan. Not.

Sad.

But then again, you've very neatly illustrated the problem - NEITHER side seems willing to honestly observe, report, and develop policy on the subject. Not you, who are clearly a partisan 'for,' nor either JohnMurray's 'watermelons' (I do so dearly love the demonizing and dismissive perjorative - *such* an honest way to discuss any public policy issue!).

And THAT, folks makes my point entirely clear - When there's this much controversy, when folks on either side are so deeply entrenched - the industry WILL get a bad name. It can't help it. Bad Names *always* lead to tougher regulatory environments and thus to higher costs, no matter how deserved they are - or are not.

Me? I live right in the middle of the problem - And by that, I don't mean the actual fuel source (though I live on the edges of that, too) - No, I mean the flaming idiocy and well-poisoning by various partisans. Nice goin' folks.

laird cummings

Don't count on it.

Cheap shale gas isn't going to remain all that cheap for much longer - 'Fracking,' and rules around same, are extraordinarliy controversial right now, and a more skeptical climate is emerging. Without fracking, the volume of extractable gas is quite sharply limited, and fracking has a *very* bad name right now.

New environmental controls on gas extration by fracking are certain to drive costs up sharply.

Google promises 0.001 of revenue to free the slaves

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Better than nothing.

I suppose.

Paul Allen latest plan: Space rockets on MEGA PLANE

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Sketchy economics...

...but that never stopped visionaries before.

Seems quite plausible, so long as NASA stys the hell out of it.

iPhone users get iJustHadAShag bedpost-notch boast app

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Thumb Down

Kiss-n-Tell for geeky cads...

Seriously - Do cads really need a new way to brag?

Cosmic Cannonball snapped blazing a bloody trail of star guts

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Coat

Junk-punch from God, eh..?

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