Posts by Parsimonious Tankard

No amount of Glasgow handshaking will revive this borked kiosk

"Located next to BBC Scotland (one can take a stroll around the set of Mrs Brown's Boys thanks to Google StreetView if one is so inclined)"

Why? Why would you inflict this sort of cruelty on your readers?

An AI system has just created the most realistic looking photos ever

Subtle comment

"so other people can have a crack at creating their own fake faces."

Well said sir! One just has to look at twitter, to realise this is already happening.

Oh hang on... "Faces".

My bad.

Ass-troplastic! Printing parts from p.. er... human waste

Re: You forget, my rather short-sighted friend,

"I expect much more closure for any settlement on Mars given it will be that much more expensive to supply it (and the 26 month delay between resupply)."

So, anything from Greggs will be fine for delivery.

WPA2 security in trouble as KRACK Belgian boffins tease key reinstallation bug

The placeholder website in the article (Krakattack) now has all the gory details. Pass the popcorn...