* Posts by Outski

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A memo from the distant future... June 2022: The boss decides working from home isn't the new normal after all

Outski

Re: New Normal?

So how is that different from geographically dispersed teams? For example, on my team of 5 (plus two managers), I'm in Blighy, two are in New Jersey and one each in California and Chicago, with the two managers in NJ and Pittsburgh. We still have a pretty good team atmosphere particularly among us three older hands, yet all our communication is via phone, email, IM & VC, so it's not that different for us.

Winter is coming, and with it the UK's COVID-19 contact-tracing app – though health minister says it's not a priority

Outski

Re: The German one seems to work

I think the new £100bn in QE is for commercial banks to use for loans to assist the economy where the COVID-19 specific schemes aren't applicable. BoE has already extended the govt's contingency fund (its overdraft facility, if you will), which is different to normal government borrowing.

Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram

Outski
Headmaster

Re: Me too

S is for Solidus, which evolved into the shilling/schilling over time

Outski

Re: Me too

one shilling & fourpence, surely

Outski
Headmaster

Which gives us the acre: a chain by a furlong, or what a man could reasonably be expected to plough in a day with a plough drawn by one horse, leaving one chain unploughed, but instead, mowed & rolled for a the village cricket team :o)

Side note: at my school, kicking someone in the swingers was known as making them a landowner - giving them two acres

Splunk to junk masters and slaves once a committee figures out replacements

Outski

Re: Male and female connectors..

I still love Sir Terry's word "inhume" to describe the main function of members of the Assassins' Guild

Outski

Re: Where will this end....

Proofpoint (email security platform) have been using block list/safe list since before I started using their platform five years ago

Outski

Re: Where will this end....

My old apartment block in KL had neither a 13th or 14th floor, 14 having connotations of imminent death. Instead, we had 12, 12A, and 12B (our floor)

Outski
Pint

Re: When STONITH falls

Per the late and much missed Clive James: "I save time on the web by reading nobody’s opinion that contains the word 'methinks'"

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/oct/24/clive-james-spring-poetry-methinks

For you, Clive ---->

'One rule for me, another for them' is all well and good until it sinks the entire company's ability to receive emails

Outski

Re: chrome tabs!

I still get that, usually with Notes being blamed: "I can't open this email, why is Notes so crap?"

Er, because you've got 20 Chrome tabs and 10 hefty spreadsheets open which is killing *everyone's* Citrix session

Outski

Re: Perfect Mail Client

DAOS really is your friend there, only storing one (encrypted, unidentifiable from the OS) copy of identical attachments per server, so a, say 55GB mail file only takes about 9GB on disk, plus the space for attachments it shares with other mailboxes. Vastly superior to the old SCOS in use up to v7, which was a nightmare to maintain.

California bigwigs rule Uber, Lyft dial-a-ride drivers are employees, not contractors

Outski

Re: I know many people who work so-called "gig economy" jobs here in California.

I wasn't talking about law either, rather business models of app-based companies and their workers, vs occupations that have traditionally been freelance

Outski

Re: I know many people who work so-called "gig economy" jobs here in California.

"loggers, produce haulers, photographers, musicians and various other people who own their own equipment and hire out on a per gig basis"

But @jake, these are all jobs that are more appropriately described as freelance. Most session musicians and photographers I've known work on a similar basis: use their own gear & get paid for the gig, with possibly a cut for an agent if they use one. With Uber/Lyft, and delivery firms like UK firms Hermes or Yodel, the drivers are under massive pressure wrt number of fares or deliveries completed, they get charged by the companies for the privilege of working, frequently have to lease the vehicle from the firm or have to take an expensive loan, and are sometimes responsible for finding their own replacement if they take a day sick, at risk of a fine from the company if they can't, not to mention the lost income, on top of the company taking a large cut of the income they do garner.

These are not similar circumstances. (I was going to say they're not comparable, but they obviously are, I've just compared them.)

Frenchman scores €50k compensation for suffering 'bore-out' at work after bosses gave him 'menial' tasks

Outski

Re: Sooo....

When I was in the civil service, this was known as a sideways promotion, ie a nominal promotion, into a position where the promotee couldn't do any further harm

Hey Mister Prime Minister ... Scott! Can you get off my lawn please, mate?

Outski
Pint

I met Frank Dobson (RIP) three times. The first time was when he'd just been installed as SoS Health, so was my Minister, and he came on a walkabout of Quarry House in Leeds.

However, the second time was when he was sat next to me in the Bobby Moore Upper at Upton Park (West Ham's old ground, for non-football fans) - couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, swore like a trooper, no doubting his fervour for the club :o). I think he was running for the Labour nomination for the first London Mayoral election.

Third time, on the Tube on the way to another West Ham game, by which time he was the Labour candidate for Mayor, and had a couple of Met Police minders as a result. It was a mid-week game, so a bit rowdy, but he took all the questions with really good grace, wit, and swears.

Not all politicians in Blighty are unapproachable arses.

RIP Frank, one for you, this one's Yorkshire ale ---->

Outski
Mushroom

Re: ...Australians can't wait to see what the next disaster of 2020 will be...

2020, the year that keeps on giving...

Outski

Re: Only in Oz...

"This is an awful man, waving a book he hasn’t read, in front of a church he doesn’t attend, invoking laws he doesn’t understand, against fellow Americans he sees as enemies, wielding a military he dodged serving, to protect power he gained via accepting foreign interference, exploiting fear and anger he loves to stoke, after failing to address a pandemic he was warned about, and building it all on a bed of constant lies and childish inanity. This is not partisan. It is simply about recognizing the moral vacuum that is now pretending to lead."

https://twitter.com/FrRHendrickson/status/1267619991869779968

Fr Robert Hendrickson

Brit MP demands answers from Fujitsu about Horizon IT system after Post Office staff jailed over accounting errors

Outski

Re: Never work with Fujitsu if you can help it

AC perhaps you might like to contact Mr Jones and share your experiences:

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/25637/darren_jones/bristol_north_west#profile

Outski

Re: Any chance

Mary, shouldn't you be back writing more bullshit for the Spectator?

As Twitter blocks white supremacists posing as anti-fascists, FBI appeal is flooded with images of cop violence

Outski

Re: not the colour of the people doing them.

Do thosee stats include the many cases where a white-on-black suspect was completely exonerated?

Home Office waves a cool £1bn to outsource handling of British visa, citizenship applications

Outski

Re: Keeps at it ...

And when the Water Boards were privatised (and I think most people would agree that water is a fairly essential commodity), one of the first things that happened was the laying off of the hill-workers who kept the drainage culverts clear, which resulted in empty reservoirs the next warm summer - cue hospipe bans and water rationing (while still not fixing leaky mains supplies).

Never privatise national infrastructure is a very useful maxim for good governance.

Wanna force granny to take down that family photo from the internet? No problem. Europe's GDPR to the rescue

Outski
Pint

Gelderland

Whenever I hear or read Gelderland, I can't help but think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7Q4BplCRc

He's blond, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists...

NASA renames dark-energy telescope after its first Chief of Astronomy and Mother of Hubble: Nancy Grace Roman

Outski

Re: A worthy tribute

You can add Dame Susan Jocelyn Bell Burnell to that list as well, who was the first to identify pulsars

Railway cables overpowered errant drone's compass and flung it back to terra firma

Outski
Pint

Re: Third rail

Thanks for that, have an early one ------>>

Outski

Re: Third rail

Third rail in the UK is 750V DC, so (not that I can remember much shoolboy physics) wouldn't that be a much reduced effect compared to 25 kV AC?

A real loch mess: Navy larks sunk by a truculent torpedo

Outski

"two squaddies, or whatever they are called in the navy"

In this context, I think you could get away with "jack tars", whether jolly or otherwise

Caltech to Apple, Broadcom: You know that $1.1bn you owe for ripping off Wi-Fi patents? Double it, hotshots

Outski

"delay as much as possible"

Yes, I read three million pages submitted and thought, ah, the old bury them in evidence tactic. The shits...

This hurts a ton-80: British darts champ knocked out of home tourney by lousy internet connection

Outski

Re: Actually ...

It's not general expenses, like taxis, meals in restaurants, etc. The extra £10k is specifically to equip their parliamentary office staff and researchers to work at home, if they weren't already equipped. Constituency staff costs are not included, as that's normally paid for by the party.

BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?

Outski

Re: Methane Explosion

In a previous life, our servers in London were named things like Jalfrezi, or Dhal, while the servers in Dhaka were called fishnchips, or RoastBeef

Outski
Joke

Re: I'd have gone for Risk!!

We played Risk the other night. One of the Outskit's troops in China got knocked over by a wayward diceroll. "That one had the bat soup", he said, causing me and the Outskette to crack up. (We later stitched her up and wiped her from the map).

Absolutely everyone loves video conferencing these days. Some perhaps a bit too much

Outski

Re: Köln-Paris? Thalys train....

Back in the old days, I used to use a railway line called Aitchesswan, which was pretty damn fast, and reliable too. And it meant that there were more services just between the small villages (Tonbridge, Orpington and the like).

It's all grass nowadays, but I'm told you can still hear the trains in the middle of the night, if you listen hard and the moon's right...

Microsoft Teams gets off to a wobbly start as the world and its cat starts working from home

Outski

Webex Teams is ok for us, at least the 10% of the company that are on it. The rest of the firm happily runs along with on-prem Sametime :o)

Control is only an illusion, no matter what you shove on the Netware share

Outski

Re: "Or heard the sphincter-loosening words: 'What's a backup?' "

Copy pasta? I wish my local supermarket could do that, the pasta shelves are as empty as the TP shelves

Post Office burned £100m in UK taxpayer cash on Horizon IT scandal legal fees, MPs told

Outski

Re: @David 142

Whoops, I guess that would be beneficence, wouldn't it, the opposite of benevolence being malevolence.

Outski
Headmaster

Re: @David 142

I think malfeasance is the applicable term, maleficence would indicate a general intention to do evil (cf benevolence), which, while it may also have a bearing in this case, isn't of itself a criminal offence

As Australia is gripped by bog roll shortage, tabloid says: Here, fill your dunny with us

Outski

Re: Am I missing something ?

"Some of the sprays can be fed via the toilet cistern"

In Malaysia, toilets have a hose with a trigger nozzle attached to the pipe supplying the cistern, ie, not from the cistern itself, which gives you a pretty good clean-up before applying paper. If I ever have the wherewithall to buy a place here in Blighty, that's the first mod.

Trivial backdoor found in firmware for Chinese-built net-connected video recorders

Outski

Re: Who did what?

It's in the very first sentence:

"Huawei effectively built a poorly hidden, insecure backdoor into surveillance equipment that uses its HiSilicon subsidiary's chips..."

Ah, night shift in the 1970s. Ciggies, hipflasks, ADVENT... and fault-prone disk drives the size of washing machines

Outski

Re: Sacrificing systems for gameplay

Ah yes - at university in the early 90s, I'd somehow manage to wangle 24 hour access to the computer rooms (row upon row of PCs), which was unusual for a humanities undergrad. So of course, I made full use of said access by playing DOOM, in black and white, with the lights off, wired on coffee and Scotland's finest after the unions bar kicked out. After a while playing, every slight creak of the door, or footsteps outside would send my heart leaping out of chest like John Hurt's little friend... Fun times!

Accounting expert told judge Autonomy was wrong not to disclose hardware sales

Outski

Although this is a civil case so it's a question of liability rather than guilt or innocence.

US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should

Outski

What on earth...?

"If you were awake and not sedated when Dr Lookhart came into the operatory on a hoverboard, what would you have said to him?"

What on earth is an operatory?

Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports

Outski

Re: But the drones!

Unfortunately, we don't all get that option

A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker

Outski
Facepalm

Re: Star Wars? I've heard of it.

Thank you for your commendable and entirely meritworthy contribution. It helps the discussion so much...

Outski
Mushroom

Re: Thoroughly enjoyed it, then went for a pee afterwards

Halfway through TLJ, I went outside for a smoke; throughout this one, the wish for a cigarette disappeared about ten seconds after the "ooh, hold on, what's happening here" moment.

Sod all the naysayers, I thoroughly loved it, having seen the original on first UK release as a 7 year old.

For the sith-heads---->

BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck

Outski
Pint

Re: Xmas cheer

"I may be sufficiently fortified to watch the best (imo ONLY) Xmas movie ever"

I didn't know Rickman was in Muppet Christmas Carol

Attention! Very important science: Tapping a can of fizzy beer does... absolutely nothing

Outski
Pint

Re: So many flaws

Don't mention Shepherd Neame in a conversation about good beer. Not only is theirs mostly rubbish, they took out a protected designation of Kentish ale as requiring water from an artesian well, such as they have within their Faversham brewery. And which no other east Kent brewery has, meaning that a brewery in say, Ramsgate, or Cantebury, can't describe their beer as Kentish.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/271161/pfn-kentish-ale.pdf

(Re-posted with a " 't" included)

And then there were two: HMS Prince of Wales joins Royal Navy

Outski

Re: Bloody Shambles

Ironically, at the outbreak of hostilities in Europe, colonialists/ex-pats in Malaya were raising funds to pay for squadrons in Blighty: my grandfather's squadron was 38 (Straits Settlement) Squadron, the Straits Settlement referring at the time to Penang, Malacca and Singapore (38 was part of bomber command).

I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

Outski
Mushroom

Re: Oh boy.. An egg...

The best description I heard was rancid custard flavoured with cat vomit...

Icon: the only way to get rid of the smell from discarded durian husks in the car park/bin storage yard just down from Jalan Alor in KL, which was opposite our apartment building and hence was the quickest way to the pub for the football on a Saturday night

Blood, snot and fear: Why the travelling lone tech reporter should always knock twice

Outski

Re: Wait, Wut?

Eau, jolie good!

Outski

Re: Hope the hack is up to date with his TB jab

"23 separate needles for the strains"

Are you sure you're not thinking of the scratch test, administered a couple of weeks before the BCG itself?

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