* Posts by jamesdagger

18 posts • joined 11 Oct 2017

Microsoft prevents Domain of Danger from falling into miscreants' paws by forking out cash for corp.com

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If you haven't .local'ed yourself, you're not old enough.

Once Upon A Time it was Best Practice.

Train-knackering software design blunder discovered after lightning sparked Thameslink megadelay

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Passing the bill for the redress, Ofgem commented "It hertz to be you".

Astroboffins baffled as Curiosity rover takes larger gasps of oxygen in Martian summers

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Ooh

Laaaaaaa

Quic! Head to the latest Chrome version and try out HTTP/3

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Pronounced

Koo-eek!

With a distinct Black Country accent.

Now that's integrity: Bloke sinks 7 beers, turns himself in. Cops weren't looking for him

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Re: Don't drink Budweiser.

Anheuser-Busch Budweiser = crap

Budějovický Budvar Budweiser = not a bad drop in the right circumstances

RIP, RDP... nearly: Security house Check Point punches holes in remote desktop tools

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Re: Remote Desktop Protocol you say ?

Asses one was autocorrected.

Microsloth!

More thumbs down please!

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Re: Remote Desktop Protocol you say ?

Microsoft Windoze :D :D

Oracle boss's Brexit Britain trip shutdown due to US government shutdown

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In our department

He would receive the clown's trousers award.

Dozens of .gov HTTPS certs expire, webpages offline, FBI on ice, IT security slows... Yup, it's day 20 of Trump's govt shutdown

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Re: Oh God

Let's see.

Belfast

Jerusalem

etc etc.

I'm neither supporting nor against the Trump wall but you did ask.

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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Usenet anyone?

Just sayin

NHS supplier that holds 40 million UK patient records: AWS is our new cloud-based platform

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Re: Cloud of Confusion

Yep. eu-west-2 region aka London.

If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

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4-1 odds

Which, according to Dianne Abbot will yield a return of eleven and twelvety pounds per £1 stake.

Microsoft yanks the document-destroying Windows 10 October 2018 Update

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Microsoft yanks

'nuff said

London's Gatwick Airport flies back to the future as screens fail

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Diverse routing

Fully diverse routing can cost a fortune in civils.

Almost certainly why it wasn't signed off, or was signed off to a pinch point where the break occurred south of that.

Norwegian tourist board says it can't a-fjord the bad publicity from 'Land of Chlamydia' posters

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I applaud this poster

Clap clap.

TSB's middleware nightmare: Execs grilled on Total Sh*tshow at Bank

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Before you head into Office 365, pull on this cosy Cloud Archive

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20 years in the IT industry and Mimecast is one of the services I would definitely use again.

Their archiving is but one feature, alongside a suite of security offerings, that have saved one's ass time and again.

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