Posts by Ian

Taiwanese rat snake bites Taiwanese trouser snake

51 years old...

... and it still sounds like he's getting more action than me.

Barrow boy Microsoft flogs nostalgic tragic t-shirts

Bad mental image

Is is just me or is anyone else suffering really bad mental images at the thought of having 'Bill gates splattered across your chest'....

Google to launch iPhone voice search app

..great...

Now everyone on the train can know just what type of porn I'm searching for today...

Paris - because she doesn't know what munging is.....

500,000 oppose Red Arrows Olympic ban

I can see the headlines in 'The Sun' tomorrow

Government caves in to pressure from Sun Readers over Red Arrows.

It will have the same footing in reality as most of the 'newspaper' does

German police raid home of man who operated Tor server

...even through the undergarments of his terrified wife..

Do you think she was wearing them at the time?

Czech falls off motorbike, wakes up with British accent

The fear....

of suddenly thinking I'm French has kept me awake at night.

quel est l'angle d'I.T ? :)

Amazon punts grot flicks to hardcore Natalie Portman fans

@ Ishkandar

It was more a play on 'splash out' than anything else....

Bargain!

Boxset of 12 hardcore sex flicks for a pound each... think I might splash out on that...