* Posts by SwizzleStick

16 posts • joined 22 Sep 2017

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

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7 years?

Faster delivery than DX.com then

10 PRINT "ZX81 at 37" 20 GOTO 10

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Re: Gateway Drug

I had a metal bracket on to "secure" my ram pack and the fekker still wobbled from time to time.

RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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Lets not drone on

about the price of their drones.

A dog DNA database? You must be barking

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Re: Fuck livestock

I some places of the country that's a good Saturday night out!

Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

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Salivating right now, then wash it down with a cocktail of john Smiths / pinot grigio

Total recog: British AI makes universal speech breakthrough

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A.I. for P.M.

I'd vote for that

When it comes to ML, reports of JavaScript's death are exaggerated

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Doctor doctor, it hurst when I do this... (imagine some twisted contortion)

Doctor: "Don't do that then"

OnePlus 5 x T + five short months = Some p*ssed off fanboys

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3 for me

no urge to upgrade

Pastry in a manger: We're soz, Greggs man said

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Little piggy in swaddling

is what they shudda used.

Crap London broadband gets the sewer treatment

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Eeew

Streaming last night's curry, 'scuse me I feel another data squirt coming on....

Mythbuster seeks cash for roller skates to wear in virtual reality

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I'll but that for a dollar

This could get some unreal inertia!

Vodafone, EE and Three overcharging customers after contracts expire

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Coat

Re: Vodafone again? Ethics have definitely left the building!

Ethics? that's where you get to from Thiverpool thst ttsttttattion

Man prosecuted for posting a picture of his hobby on Facebook

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Re: Police Scotland = Morons with time on their hands

Tantamount to perjury!

Will he do some "porridge", unlikely.

Lenovo spits out retro ThinkPads for iconic laptop's 25th birthday

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Re: Only have one thing to say to Lenovo....

I think Lenovo has learnt its lesson after the internets opened a can of whoop-arse.

My Thinkpad P50 I bought this year doesn't have it, I checked with Lenovo's own removal tool.

Kebab and pizza shop owner jailed for hiding £179k from the taxman

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FAIL

The icing on the cake...

is the wrong food group :(

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