Posts by Look! A big red button!

Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot

Re: In the pilot's defense...

I believe the correct aeronautical term is actually 'down tiddly down down'. I've seen that documentary you know.

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

"You're the technician you can fix my intimate hair trimmer"

I vowed to never take another pubis sector contract again

Sharing is caring, except when it's your internet connection

Re: WiFi parking!!

If I remember correctly, it was done with an antenna in a Pringles tube. Which was the fashion at the time.

Did I or did I not ask you to double-check that the socket was on? Now I've driven 15 miles, what have we found?

You've got to love a place...

.... that starts as a story of plugging IT kit in and turns to a full blown discussion about 1940 electrical standards through the western world.

He was a skater boy. We said, 'see you later, boy' – and the VAX machine mysteriously began to work as intended

Re: Wheeled office chairs

I think I can help you out here. I'm pretty sure this was because of the Euro '96 Semi-Final. It was at the same time that Dachshund became draught excluders.

IT plonker stuffed 'destructive' logic bomb into US Army servers in contract revenge attack

Err

The Criminal Investigation Command is known as CID?