SO, what are we supposed to take away from this then ?
the next time a Nigerian 'Prince' Emails to say he is desperate to offload $6.5 million, do we now accept that this time there IS a legitimate reason for you being picked ? :o)
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We should all therefore take a moment to pay tribute to that brave 7 per cent, willing to set sail into the uncertain waters of Windows 10 2004 and click Check for updates.
WILLING to set sail .................
my PC effectively TOLD me it was waiting to update, started, it hung, and stayed there for hours, shut down, restarted, PC back to as was, all good, two days later, the PC again, told me it was waiting to update, started, and this time it went through
all good so far, but TBH, I am not a major user at home on Windows, so maybe I haven't found the trip wires yet LOL
Cisco is committed to an inclusive workplace for all. We have robust processes to report and investigate concerns raised by employees
is management bollox speak for, we have plenty of rules in place, and we have NEVER had anyone question them before .....................
the outcome of this is the way we should view Cisco from now on - IF the DALIT guy WINS, they ARE listening, and MAYBE things will change [don't hold your breath]
IF the DALIT guy LOSES, then the attitudes that brought this case to court are actually institutionalised and Cisco has NO plans to do anything about it EVER.
and bearing in mind that they already employ a substantial number of workers from the sub continent, they may as well just admit they ARE running it according to caste, and intend to keep it so :o(
WOW, and I AM aware of the power of the tech that already exists, and also how 'easy' it will be to operate it as offered by Drew Scriver, and I am STILL told by people that what data any Co can get is next to nothing, and that they are welcome to use it, and that I am just fear mongering FFS :o(
the future really IS going to be an Us and Them scenario, and NONE of us are going to be able to escape it, and I will bet the farm that even then, the people who spout this shit to me about it is nothing, will STILL believe it, even when they DO start to arrive, out of the blue to a fast food service point, and their orders ARE waiting for them .................
it all started to click with me when it was revealed just how much FB are able to determine to a high degree of precision on your thoughts regarding many things ONLY based on what you have LIKED on FB FFS
still, there has to be room for play in the system, as I intend to ask for turdburgers, and post online about them too. then see just WTF I actually do get when I eventually arrive for my dinner LOL
the North Korea issue is actually a fantastic representation of the free vote system, as there, it's one man, one vote, and FatBoyKim is the man, and he has the vote ..............................
apologies to Lord Havelock Vetinari - Lord Patrician the instigator of this fine political set up, and I DO mean a set up :o)
also apologies to Terry Pratchett as well, not taking his work in vain
top quality thread, some great responses, but for ME, the best bit of the article was :-
stretching metaphors past breaking point,
Who here, hasn't had to do this at least a million times, getting so that my response to anything remotely user ballsed up is damn nigh instantaneous and is fluent with total bollox as well :o)
ah yes, good times, and a sure sign that you have reached the part of your career when you are no longer the padowan, and are well on the road to full BofH righteousness
never ceases to amaze me, after over 20 YEARS of this, we STILL can't rely on users to just take a breath and re-read an Email
this was always good for a giggle back in the days of XP, and when things like this were new, and the world wasn't that inter-connected
but ffs, we have had DECADES now, and we still fall at the first hurdle
the basic user maybe doomed, they may actually doom all of us too, but at least in an ever increasing unreliable world, it's nice to know you can absolutely rely on the absolute unreliability of users
that, and it means we get to keep our jobs I suppose :o)
I am no longer angry / upset / discouraged whenever I see another of the 'big' software companies getting caught out AGAIN, they all just seem to say sorry, won't happen again, and off they go, still continuing to do whatever nefarious deed it was they were called out for
so, no longer upset, just disappointed that those companies that COULD lead the way to a bright new future - no, really, stop giggling at the back ffs -
have deliberately chosen to follow the path of screwing Joe Blo public out of EVERYTHING :o(
maybe one day there will be notification of one of these hyper billionaires actually getting off their arse, and putting their funds to a proper. decent use, they say WORLD poverty could be controlled / constrained even eradicated with just a few hundred billion, and I AM aware that the likes of MR Gates is in process of trying to help with the eradication of several nasty worldwide diseases, and has poured literally billions into various projects across the globe, so maybe we give him a bonus point for that, but the remainder seem unable to figure out that the only way that they have ANY future, is if WE have a future too.
I look forward to that world appearing, but I am not going to hold my breath
it really should have been put out to bidders, a competition if you like, a bounty up for grabs for the app that does what is required even, they could always add security afterwards ? at the very least it would have hopefully, gotten them three or four differing takes on the same angle, that they could then dissect and mix n match to get what they wanted.
UNLESS, of course
they WANTED it to be a complete balls up, with unimaginable consequences for the near future
isn't there an app, in Iceland IIRC, that lets you know if the person you have met, with a view to intimacy beckoning, lets you know if they are closely related to you - Iceland has a small genetic pool. why couldn't we use something like that, we all get our details added to yet another D/B, and this one includes the Y/N table for COVID infection
and now I can no longer remember if I started this thread in an honest attempt to give an option, or whether it is supposedly a piss take on the difficulties that this was ALWAYS going to engender, as it is starting to look like a it's staring into the abyss ffs :o)
meanwhile, week 8, and I remain in my bedroom ...............................
Even Vulture Central, has stubbornly made its beloved Wednesday Club an online-only event – usually devolving into a blurry mess of party games like Left 4 Dead
I would also heartily recommend Nazi Zombie Trilogy to that list, you can even play with same characters as in L4D / L4D2
and I too, could be a PhD although in MY esteemed instance it would mean Pishhead :o)
spoken by someone who cannot possibly have done any work within NHS IT dept's :o(
I was there for the XP fiasco, they had years of warning, and yet STILL had two MILLION devices on XP come the end ..................
altering it to LINUX, is NOT going to help at all, the users within the system have come to understand / cope with Windows and even [ especially ] those users who are extra special have some ability within the MS world too, asking them to throw it all away and 'just go to LINUX' is not helpful, as it doesn't allow for the training of the users, let alone the entire IT dept's, from Service Desk to Sys Admin, they will all require some form of consistent training, still need to get ALL apps re-written to fit within LINUX too, and all of a sudden the 'free' part of the whole equation doesn't seem quite so good an idea
went into thread as the title caught my attention, and the weekly round ups are always a good source of detail and things to be aware of.
but this, just WOW, SO MUCH going on, and going bad, and this is just a week ffs
am now feeling a little bit depressed and in need of a few beers with mates .................................................
ah yea, about that
did enjoy the Black Hat hecklers part though, who in their right minds would even attempt to hold a presentation that was obviously NOT up to scratch, and remembering that the audience are as savvy as ANYONE on this planet .................
the lawsuit was settled privately, so maybe the Co - Crown Sterling - learned SOMETHING from this, even if we are not going to be privy to the actual result
the problem IS though that PotUS45's main support are not known for the clarity of scientific process, and bear in mind that the mere mention of the Chloroquine Phosphate 'remedy' and one guy from Arizona swallowed it from fish tank cleanser, and died ...............
now, we could just hope that the slightly barmier followers might do us all a favour and Darwin themselves out of the gene pool, but that is to be too flippant
the REAL issue here is that the PRESIDENT of the most powerful nation on earth is spouting absolute bollocks, and NO ONE is saying "hey, just slow down a bit here, that is NOT what we said"
another thing to consider
within a day or so, America will have officially lost more people to covid19 in two MONTHS, than they did in twelve YEARS in Vietnam :o(
from the article -
"you'd be much better off sticking your Sentinel, your monument as it were, in the Solar System, somewhere we were.
"These are things we did; these are the mistakes we made."
this ^ - the whole deep space thing is not my cup of tea, yes, I can see it has value, but for me, and considering the entirety of the cosmos, maybe the idea of sending tiny little things way out there is not the best way to grab attention, I DO however, happen to believe that the idea of building a massive deep space telescope on the far side of the moon has massive potential, both for knowledge advancement, AND as a long term statement of "WE ARE HERE"
don't have any real feelings for the Musky one, he is doing his thing, Bezos is doing his thing, I would have preferred if the 00's of BILLIONS they are worth were to have been 'invested. here on Earth - it is FAR to ambitious to consider them ever thinking of doing something for the good of someone else, and I am aware that they, well at least the Musky one, does do other things, but the thought that we could, if not eradicate poverty, at least try to make a dent on the conditions that generate it, and maybe try to sort out the corruption that abounds when people throw money at any such project - OK, I know, would be more realistic to ask how many lanes do you want on that highway to the moon :o)
but I am still sort of idealistic enough to HOPE that something comes of all this, and that we don't end up locked onto our planet due to the over abundance of satellites and debris up there.
in short - here's to the future, may it be bright and available to ALL :o)
I watched the drama unfold on the TV, a 12 yo, with zero understanding of how they had actually managed to do any of the rocket stuff, but absolutely mesmerised by it all since Apollo 8 and Christmas 1968 when they had orbited the moon, have watched the movie, and I still got goosebumps when things went wrong.
Now, reading this and discovering just how LITTLE a failure can cascade into one almighty clusterfuck, it is sort of mindblowing just how hard they worked to get the crew back alive, makes you wonder what else occurred that caused loss of life through tiny errors that were compounded by ongoing acceptance of the faults ?
what was that quote ? if the Saturn V was 'only' 99% good, it would still mean there were 000's of dud parts in the beast
to ME, the space exploration game IS important, but I can also see that people may call it out as there are still people within the USA without the most basic requirements for the most basic of a reasonable survival, but I would hope that if we DO finally gain access to the STARS, that it WILL make a difference here on earth / home
FFS, FIFTY years, feels like it was only a few years ago, wondering what it would be like in the 21st Century, now we are 20 years in, and I, for one, wouldn't mind going back there right now :o)
I recently bought the new DOOM offering off of STEAM, NOT DOOM Eternal, just the basic version :o)
anyway, I USED to play this years back, was never much good, but it WAS great fun, hence buying the new version now
so far, I wake strapped to a table, struggle to get OFF table = first hour ffs
getting off table, moving around room, it is SO DAMN DARK HERE ffs :o)
I really need to go back into the settings and brighten it up a bit
so, am now off the table and moving round the room, find and kill first bad guys / demons = another hour
at present I am FIVE HOURS IN, I am STILL in the same GODDAMN ROOM
this is NOT how I remember it
although, if truth be told, it may well actually be exactly how it was way back when
conclusion = I REALLY suck at FPS :o)
They probably couldn't believe it when their numbers shot through the roof
but now, they are also finding that being a new big boy on the block brings consequences, and when yesterday, they said their product is secure, and as it wasn't really in anyone's radar, they got away with it, today however, the rules changed, and now we see exactly what they have to offer, and it doesn't look too good in the harsh light of real world criticism :o(
IIRC Mr Musk has just banned his people from utilising it
hoping that the people with some security requirements - like the feckin GOVERNMENT take note, and adopt a properly robust application asap
ME ? I don't use it, and only now for the first time due to the WFH edict, being forced to use Skype :o)
considering I am sort of an IT geek, I really am a Luddite at heart LOL
I WALKED to my local shops, and there, right in front of me, in the wild, a full shelf of TP :O
I swiftly grabbed a four pack, and headed to the tills, the man behind the desk didn't even blink as I paid and left .................... I didn't really need any, as I was in a superstore a few days back and got a pack then too, still got three rolls left too :P
but the feeling that came over me of such guilt was weird, and now I think I know how the criminal masterminds feel when they pull off their latest capers ........................
Stress can screw with problem solving skills, too, IME.
Which is great, because it keeps us employed. ;)
great tale, build up the suspense and then let fly with that last sentence, you absolute BOfH you
congratulations, there is nothing more we can teach you
indeed, it is now your turn to grab the urn by the forearms, spin around fall into the snow, and move on to your next destination, if you choose to take it ?
never ceases to amaze me just how invasive we have allowed tech to become
I DO realise that we probably walked into this with our eyes open, but seriously, this is going down rabbit holes that GO could NEVER, in his deepest, darkest moments have envisioned,
Do seem to recall in relation to GO, that although he may have foreseen the overwatch society that we now live in, it is highly unlikely he would have believed we would buy the bloody cameras ourselves .....................
They will be part of the Borg.
Oh C'mon, we must be able to do better than appropriate someone else's theme :o)
although, those damn Borg do have all the catchy phrases ready to go, whereas here at El Reg, I feel TITSUP may no longer be usable as a go to for the day we all DO succumb :o(
T - his
I - s
T - he
S - ervice
U - niversally
P - referred
took some time, but reading the - very basic - details, it would appear to be a fully integrated effort from a lot of people around the world, so kudos to them for the result.
are the botnets so large because it's a Windows thing ? ie, Windows is inherently 'weaker' so easier to break ?
or because Windows is still such a big player that the options to trap millions of *nix servers isn't available ?
Serious question BTW
SO, Google search brings up results of Google paying companies ? ................
colour me surprised
it may have started as a decent search engine, may actually still be a decent bit of software, but the background shenanigins made me run to DuckDuckGo
with various actors shut up in cubicles to record their lines so that voice treatments could be applied later. Occasionally the crew would forget, and much later a plaintive "Can I come out now?" would echo through the control room.
hmm, I believe this could be used today in several TV shows, bear with me here - Love Island / Big Brother/ I'm a Celebrity et al
get the cast of those, locked away,and forget about them, ignore the 'plaintive' cries, and keep cameras rolling to record the sordid details to be shown on the next 'it'll be all right on the night' :o)
EDIT - and cricket replaced by hockey as just about nobody in the Netherlands understands it, leave alone playing it .........
and you think WE do ???
as far as I can tell, it's the English version of a rain dance, two teams descend onto a green arena, they prepare to 'battle' it out over five days ...................
but it is generally stopped by rain, as even the gods have had enough after a couple of hours LOL
Naturally, we contacted c2c to see if it (or whoever was responsible) for the signage had plans to either upgrade or splash the cash necessary to keep that version of Windows in security patches a little while longer, but we have yet to receive a reply.
PLEASE tell me that when the answer comes in, it is along the lines of :-
we would love to replace our advertisement monitor OS, however, recently our ads revenue has fallen off a cliff, and we are unable to determine as to why that should be, once we are in a position to upgrade, we fully intend to get it back up and running and earning us ad revenue once again.
PRETTY PLEASE tell me that arrives :o)
I got as far as this :-
The room gets suddenly more cramped as everyone takes a couple of steps away from the windows.
had to stop for a few minutes, trying to get me breath back ffs :o)
OMFG just got to :-
What I'm not so keen on are questions like "What's a domain controller?", "Why do we need a router?" and "Does IPv6 cost more than IPv4'?", "Couldn't we try some IPv5 and upgrade to 6 in next year's budget?" and "Have you looked for cheaper IP on eBay?"
I am howling here LOL
seeing as how you also have another MTBF stories
you appear to have a theme this week :o)
anyhow, it brings me to the point, not much of one, but the reality is who IS actually and aggressively trying to sort out formats that will hold data for not just decades, but centuries, maybe even millennia ?
we already have some old formats that would not be possible to read or recover, and it isn't just down to the youth of the techs looking at this, who here can recall the most pirated software from way back when - Lotus 123 - and its office stablemate, AmiPro ?
does anyone still use them, are there any data stores around stuffed with old shit ?
you may well say that old isn't worth keeping, that business only needs to hold onto forms for X number of years, but what's going to happen when .mp3 dies off ?
who is ready to lose their .mp4 movies ?
the future may be bright, but it will also need to be curated properly, we are bound to have issues and some formats will die, but it's more the BIG players we need to concern ourselves with
FWIW - I still have some 3.5" floppies with my AmiPro docs on it showing how to maintain / repair several [back then] VITAL machines in a factory I used to work in, I started to collate a lot of data / reports and repair notes into digital format, not to mention the Lotus 123 spreadsheets for maintenance schedules
work management never understood why I was doing this, TBF, neither did I :o)
but it meant I could also keep my Lottery syndicate details up to date, with who paid, who owed etc
how do I open them now I plead
they were my life ffs :oP :o)
and 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - here comes the CT nutjobs to say he was killed by NASA to stop him showing the truth .................................
bright enough to build a 'rocket' - but steam powered ? was it launched as per the US carriers do with jet fighters ? and if he WAS that bright, and rocket science was his thing, he had to take into account the gravitational pull of the big spherical thing he was standing on to allow him to actually break free of its bonds
yea, to my mind his particular tree didn't go all the way to the top
and much as I would not wish death on anyone, he did seem increasingly crazy as this project progressed, and so maybe there is a death wish, and he's hoping to generate interest via that
not too sure exactly what was going on in his head, but it did him no good :o(
HEADLINE - Iran accused of hacking vulnerable VPN, RDP servers
ADVICE - Keep your external-facing remote-access systems up to date and patched, folks.
yet the 'businesses' being hit are supposed to be providing 'secure' comms for their clients, we are STILL in a scary world, and we are STILL failing to learn from previous feck ups, where will it end ?
not nicely, that's for certain :o(
I've worked in a warehouse that had duty not paid areas, we were all expected to allow security to run scanners over us whenever they deigned, and we also had the basic pat down on leaving, the exit time was never great, couple of minutes max, and there were 00's in the warehouse, surprised [NOT] that Apple can't organise the proverbial ffs, how many people would there be in a store for this check, is it a strip check, or just a basic pat down
as it was years ago now, the Co was Fujitsu, warehouse in Warrington UK, we wore specific coloured polo shirts to allow us access to certain areas, and it was very obvious if we went into a space we weren't authorised to be in - seemed to work, we never really bothered about it, security were never heavy handed, maybe just an Apple issue ? :o)
Dave Gorman's TV show, he had a name generator website as part of a gag for one of his crew
guys surname was Fidler, he and his wife were looking for names for their soon to arrive son
the website threw out Adil as an option ........................
now say it out loud, and repeat until it clicks
Adil Fidler - Adil Fidler - Adil Fidler
got a tuetonic swing to it :o)
TBH, I'd 'settle' for the 2k PCM as it's more than I get now, also if you are at sea, there isn't a lot to spend the pennies on, it would be a great way to save, and see the world.
although I, personally, would be just one prima donna moment from the owner before I deep sixed them and the job security went west too :o)
did know some people doing this MANY years back, they enjoyed it for what it was, an experience to be had, but for the main part NOT a career choice
back on target - sort of -
just how hard WOULD it be for AWS containers to be made 'secure' by default, so that the devs would really have to balls it up to leave them open.
off top of head, add secure password and the need to alter it on first access at the very least
this isn't the first open container, won't be the last, but I am DAMN certain that nowadays, there will be people who will spend at least an hour a day surfing the latest AWS offerings to see who has left what out in the cold :o(
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