* Posts by _Charles_

7 posts • joined 7 Aug 2017

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes: UK man gets 3 years for torching 4G phone mast over 5G fears

_Charles_

Re: 3 years?

with his grades linked to his parole

BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?

_Charles_

Re: Methane Explosion

Curry flavoured pizza

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, health secretary Matt Hancock both test positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

_Charles_

Re: Meanwhile

Doesn't he always run furtively when he has to come out into the open air?

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

_Charles_

Re: There is no such verb as "to ink"

"to helm"

yes there is but the Solent doesn't look very inviting at the moment, thanks.

Can't you hear me knocking? But I installed a smart knocker

_Charles_

and teach OH to remember the code you set because it was one she'd find easy to remember

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

_Charles_

Re: Buzzword Bingo

i walked away from the whole sorry business a couple of years ago so I should be less sensitised to this than some, but this had me crying with laughter.

HMS Queen Liz will arrive in Portsmouth soon, says MoD

_Charles_

Re: I'm pretty sure that...

...Admiralty will be issuing some chart updates...

There have been a number of Navigation Warnings on the subject - the latest:

http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/qhm/portsmouth/local-notices/navigational-warnings/2017/1754.

From memory the Small Ships Channel was modified after the latest Chart 2625. You can tell the leisure sailors who read these things by which side of 4Bar they pass.

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