* Posts by tcmonkey

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Not exactly the kind of housekeeping you want when it means the hotel's server uptime is scrubbed clean

tcmonkey

Once worked for a place in the UK that will remain nameless. The building/campus had an exceptionally large UPS in the cellar (it was the size of a bus). The UPS powered every computer in the entire building, including client workstations, through a bunch of red 13A sockets with "clean power" printed on them.

We had a cold and dark winter one year that resulted in many issues with building power. It was eventually discovered that various office workers were plugging their 3kW fan heaters into the clean supply, and the poor UPS was having to resort to rolling blackouts to try and cope with the load. No amount of training, polite or otherwise, was sufficient to break this habit: we ended up having to swap all the sockets over to ones with a specially shaped earth pin to prevent a regular plug from fitting in.

Microsoft's Bill Gates defrag is finally virtually complete: Billionaire quits board to double down on philanthropy

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FAIL

Re: As in all else, Orwell is correct.

So buy a machine from a manufacturer that will sell you one with Linux on it? System76 and Metabox are just two examples to come to mind without having to search around. You could also get a Mac, and those have been around a very long time. Jesus, this isn't difficult.

There are plenty of valid reasons to dislike Microsoft, but this stopped being one a *long* time ago.

IBM's outgoing boss Rometty awarded $20m+ in 2019 for growing revenue 0.1%

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FAIL

In her defence, finding an equivalent replacement would be a hard task. After all, we would normally flush such turds straight away.

Australian privacy watchdog sues Facebook for *checks notes* up to £266bn

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Re: Bollox

This.

"Industry leading" it may be, but that doesn't mean they're leading them in a good direction.

Stop us if you've heard this one before: HP Inc rejects Xerox's $36.5bn buyout plan as takeover saga drags on

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Re: won't someone think about Canon :P

I was a little unfair with my first post. I believe HP did/do make the formatter unit on their lasers, which is the big brain in the machine responsible for translating PS/PDF/PCL into a bitmap image that the engine can actually put onto a piece of paper. These days you can do that with a crappy ARM board and some open source software, but back in the day it was a big deal.

Unsure what Xerox are doing, but based on the other comments it sounds like they have a similar gig going.

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I wonder what happens to the non-printing bit of HP Inc once Xerox acquires them. I'd say that the acquisition is all but a certainty at this point, but surely Xerox isn't going to want all the PC bits associated with them?

I was looking at new laptops recently, and HP had some semi-interesting stuff. Trouble is the vultures are circling at almost the speed of sound at this point, and I'm not at all confident about getting support in 18 months time.

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Re: won't someone think about Canon :P

For a very long time now the engine in most if not all HP lasers has been a Canon design. HP just bolt on the ancillary bits (plastics, embedded print server, UI and what-have-you) and then sell the unit as if they made it all themselves.

How many times do we have to tell you? A Tesla isn't a self-driving car, say investigators after Apple man's fatal crash

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WTF?

"Drivers should keep their hands on the wheel when the software is engaged"

And I'LL ask again (though for the first time on El Reg, admittedly): why does the software not instantly disengage and sound an alarm the moment the driver takes his or her hands off of the wheel?

They keep telling them not to do it, and then turn around and keep building solutions that enable them to do so.

You, FCC, tell us again why cities are only allowed to charge rich telcos $270 to attach 5G tech to utility poles?

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Coffee/keyboard

"Well, we just reached inside our ass and pulled it out, your honor"

Where's the application form for a new keyboard? Mine has tea in it now.

NexDock 2 revisited: Could it be more than a handy Pi hole?

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Re: Opportunity missed

Windows 10 Mobile had this feature. When the device was docked the entire phone screen acted as a big multitouch touchpad. It worked well. Ahh, memories.

No, I'm still not over the loss of that OS.

Tens of millions of biz Dell PCs smacked by privilege-escalation bug in bundled troubleshooting tool

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Re: Remind me again:

Even if it was just business PCs, how crazy does a business have to be to not re-pave machines before use?

Who needs the A-Team or MacGyver when there's a techie with an SCSI cable?

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Re: I used t build Frankenservers, not by choice.

I evicted a couple of 486 PC-based telephony appliances from the bottom of a comms rack less than 12 months ago...

Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers

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Re: Surprisingly ...

Arghhhh, agreed.

I do not expect anyone to be an expert, but not knowing at least how to get around on a computer these days is like starting a job 50 years ago and saying "Oh, I'm not good with pens". Oh, really? There's the door, sunshine.

Oi! You got a loicence for that Java, mate? More devs turn to OpenJDK to swerve Oracle fee

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"Note, though, that OpenJDK is official in that it is also maintained by Oracle."

So it has about 30 seconds to live, then?

Very little helps: Tesco flashes ancient Windows desktop on Scan-As-You-Shop device

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Re: Windows Embedded Compact 7, which featured Silverlight and Internet Explorer...

You can get a WEC7 image into only a few megabytes without too much trouble. Please do not conflate CE with NT based systems, as they're not the same.

If the integrator chose to leave a whole load of stuff behind on the image these are running, that's their own fault.

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The datawedge demo is just an example program showing how to interact with the barcode scanner hardware, it's not the main application.

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These are still common because of the very low barrier to entry in terms of developer training. Can you write a .NET forms app for desktop Windows? Then chances are you'll be able to hit the ground running when writing stuff for CE, as it's very similar. You can also reuse a large amount of your existing code, for the same reason. For a good while it also had the best debugging experience one could find on a mobile platform, positively humiliating iOS and Android toolchains.

This is of course less of an advantage now, but 10 years ago when writing mobile apps was still a big deal it was a killer feature, especially in the world of enterprise development.

The BlackBerry in your junk drawer is now a collectors' item: TCL says no more new keyboard-clad phones

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Ahh, Passport. My heart bleeds for thee. A device I truly liked, taken too soon.

'I am done with open source': Developer of Rust Actix web framework quits, appoints new maintainer

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Devil

Re: People skills

Sure does. I worked with both Magento 1 and 2 a few years ago and I can safely say that I would rather dig graves for a living than go back to it. At least they'd be for other people rather than for my own sanity, which was being steadfastly murdered the entire time.

No backdoors needed: Apple ditched plans to fully encrypt iCloud backups after heavy pressure from FBI – claim

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Holmes

So, don't backup your devices to other people's computers? Wayyy ahead of you, sonny.

Latest patent brouhaha: Sonos wheels out Doomsday device in bid to block Google Home sales.... The Register

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Re: BYO Popcorn?

I'm less interested in the speaker side of things due to having my own Hi-Fi gear that doesn't suck, but the voice response/small-display-in-nice-form-factor stuff looks handy. Lenovo do a device that costs about 100 Aussie Dollarydoos, so I bought one with the express intent of cracking the bootloader and loading something other than Google's spyware. So far I've only got as far as step 1. Free time? Wassat?

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Big Brother

BYO Popcorn?

I will be watching this with interest. Whilst I don't presently partake of the home gadget market the concept is vaguely appealing to me, but the cloudyness and effective monopoly that Google have on it offend me deeply. Having some options in this space that don't involve Gigaslurp would be welcome.

Admins sigh as Microsoft pushes Teams changes – let everyone play!

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Not even good bait.

How much cheese does one person need to grate? Mac Pro pricing unveiled

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Re: Use

That's where I got my Dell equivalent from. They're generally not too obscenely expensive off the back of the 3-year lease agreements that a lot of businesses have. And even 3 years old they will still absolutely cream conventional consumer gear.

If there's somethin' stored in a secure enclave, who ya gonna call? Membuster!

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Let me see if I understand; they're saying that by sniffing the system bus, you can see goings on in a secure enclave communicating over said bus. In other news: water wet, sky blue, all this and more tonight on 60 minutes!

I thought that the whole point of a secure enclave is that it is usually on-die to prevent sensitive signals being routed over the PCB? This is essentially the mistake Microsoft made with the original Xbox many many years ago, it's nothing new.

Den Automation raised millions to 'reinvent' the light switch. Now it's lights out for startup

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Many of the Tuya IOT devices (which are everywhere) can be freed from the default chatty firmware and loaded with the rather good Tasmota firmware using the tuya-convert tool, which does not require any soldering (or even opening your device).

https://github.com/ct-Open-Source/tuya-convert

https://github.com/arendst/Tasmota

I recently liberated a couple of "smart home" socket switch adapters this way. Now they only listen to my on-prem IOT controller and are not exposed to any cloudy nonsense.

Russian FaceApp selfie-slurper poses 'potential counterintelligence threat', FBI warns

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Facepalm

Really?

I don’t have a horse in any of these political races, but a face morphing toy being used for espionage? Really? Really?! Please Mr Schumer, give the bottom of the barrel a break!

tl;dr what a load of shit.

We(don't)Work: Rent-a-desk outfit cuts 2,400 staff in bid to be a functioning business

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WTF?

If 2400 redundancies equates to 20% of their global workforce, that would mean that there were 12000 people under the wing of this firm. What in the world does an office rental gig need 12000 people for?! How many buildings do they have to require that level of staffing?

Huawei's first Google-free phone stripped and searched: Repair not too painful... once you're in

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This. It always struck me as odd that people complain about portrait video so much. If you do most of your watching on a phone, it’s only natural to record in portrait mode. Yes it sucks if you’re on a landscape device, but that’s not how many people are watching these days.

The silence of the racks is deafening, production gear has gone dark – so which wire do we cut?

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Re: The big red button

Maplin in the UK (or maybe it was Jaycar in Australia, this was nearly 20 years ago...) used to sell a combined PSU/UPS unit that housed battery packs in spare 5.25" drive bays. You could daisy chain as many as you had case room for.

I looked for it recently and could find no evidence of it ever existing, but I'll swear blind that it did. Or I'm insane, one of the two.

You'e yping i wong: macOS Catalina stops Twitter desktop app from accepting B, L, M, R, and T in passwords

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Thumb Up

Hahahahahaha!

At least they can still type their amusement!

GitLab pulls U-turn on plan to crank up usage telemetry after both staff and customers cry foul

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Mushroom

“This should not be an opt in or an opt out. It is a condition of using our product...”

Happy to not use your product then.

Dickhead.

HP scores $176m win in CD-ROM drive price-fix case – after one biz emailed rival with 'Price Fixing' as the subject

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Joke

I guess you could say that they had the drive to take this all the way to the court after being burnt before.

...I'll get me coat...

Woman sues Lyft, says driver gang-raped her at gunpoint – and calls for app safety measures we can't believe aren't already in place

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Re: Par for the course

You’re going to get bad’uns in every breed, but a company known to be pretty rough and ready with its “hiring” practices (which is basically what the gig model is all about) is statistically more likely to have them. It’s a simple numbers game.

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Par for the course

My sympathies for the victim, as this is obviously something that nobody should have to endure.

That said, when all these services launched there was a lot of concern regarding inadequate screening and checks of drivers, so I can’t say that I’m surprised in the least that such things have happened. Neither should anyone else be. You get what you pay for.

HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some

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Re: Not me!

Yup. You'll get my beloved 4300 and 5500 series LaserJets out of my cold, lifeless fingers, and even then only with a pickaxe. I will continue to use them for as long as supplies are available. Given that HP appear to have made about a trillion of them I doubt that this will be a problem any time soon, and they're already 15+ years old.

Wake me up before you Gogo ... so I can jump out: Kenyan MP takes on aeroplane flatulence

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Joke

Re: OK, own up

Sounds like a load of guff to me.

All three of the Insiders on Arm64 can now muck about with Windows Subsystem for Linux 2

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Re: So who's really interested?

Even the crickets have better places to chirp.

Breaking, literally: Microsoft's fix for CPU-hogging Windows bug wrecks desktop search

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Re: It seems to me

Came here to make the same comment. It’s routinely unable to locate things that are right under its nose.

About as much use as a chocolate fire guard really.

Call Windows 10 anything you like – Microsoft seems to

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Re: "Naturally, all user data is wiped with this option"

In its defense, there are no other mainstream OSes that do this either.

(Mainstream herein meaning an OS which a regular user is likely to have installed from factory on a machine that they buy. I.e. Windows and macOS).

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WTF?

Re: Confused

I thought the software entitlement followed the hardware in this case? I've re-imaged several second hand macs from network recovery and had nary an issue. In fact, I am not even asked for an iCloud account until after the OS has installed, so I don't really understand your issue.

Disgruntled bug-hunter drops Steam zero-day to get back at Valve for refusing him a bounty

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Re: From my understanding...

Maybe true, but he wasn’t banned from HackerOne, just from Valve’s part of it. That’s not quite the same thing, and may well have been the result of someone at Valve thinking he was irritating.

Unrelated note, what is it that Valve actually DO these days, other than sitting on a vast pile of money made off of other people’s hard work?

Microsoft Chrom... Edge hits beta as new browser prepped for biz testing

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Thumb Down

Where will I stand?

On the side of the game that has as little as possible to do with Google's slurpmonster and its derivatives as possible, just like before.

What's the last piece of software you'd expect to spy on you? Maybe your enterprise security suite? Bad news

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FAIL

"What's the last piece of software you'd expect to spy on you? Maybe your enterprise security suite?"

No - with their love of getting into every conceivable part of the system they're installed on, they're one of the first things I would suspect. Nice try, though.

Packet hauls microservers out of dusty grave: Whoa! Necromancy is really edgy

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Re: There is a niche market for microservers...

This. I've been scratching around in the dirt for a good replacement for HP's G8 Microserver for the SOHO world for a while now. Regrettably the G10 doesn't cut it - no ILO, no sale.

Out of Steam? Wine draining away? Ubuntu's 64-bit-only x86 decision is causing migraines

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WTF?

Valve still have developers? Wow. With all the talent they’ve lost lately I thought all they did these days was sit atop their pile of money and play with themselves whilst Sony, Microsoft and friends get ever closer in the rear view mirror.

Having bank problems? I feel bad for you son: I've got 25 million problems, but a bulk upload ain't one

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If you think this sort of issue could only happen in the 80s, boy have I got news for you! The year that a major financial institution doesn’t stuff up and charge customers multiple times is a very bloody quiet year indeed, let me tell you.

Samsung reminds rabble to scan smart TVs for viruses – then tries to make them forget

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The only "smart TV" that I have ever owned or liked is an older commercial LCD from Sammy. The smarts come from a fully integrated x64 PC living under the covers. I control the OS choice and the software stack, and the TV makes sure that the PC boots when the telly is turned on, shuts it down when the screen is turned off and sets the input accordingly. Magic.

Halleluja! The Second Coming of Windows Subsystem For Linux blesses Insider faithful

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Re: But why?

This. I am not at all sold on the newer method of doing things for all the reasons you just mentioned.

I am also sad because the now-being-replaced WSL compatibility layer was a cool piece of tech, and it's a shame to see it thrown by the wayside for the easier way out.

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Flame

Re: But why?

Because some people are required to work on multiple disciplines simultaneously, and swapping between boxen/virtuals is a PITA? Not really that hard a concept, man.

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