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Omarchy gains $18.5M in backing, fresh converts – and fierce critics

El blissett

Re: Omarchy: the fascist/right-wing distro :o

Probably because DHH has form for constructively dismissing employees for not conforming to his political beliefs, or daring to advocate for something he doesn't believe in, alongside valuable contributions to code and products. For example, buying out a third of a company in 2022 instead of reinstating a works council, and he's only gotten more hardline since then.

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You can also get your dose of fascist/vapourwave imagery and fancy visual effects without any connection to DHH or his fanboys by trying out Ryoku as an alternative Arch Linux script collection.

Dell's 52-inch enormo-monitor is a tsunami of impractical fun

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Mushroom

Re: Q: Big low-res screens

Even more relevant Weird Al, covering some irrelevant sex offender in 'It's All About The Pentiums Baby':

"I got a flatscreen monitor 48 inches wide

I believe yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side"

Exec couldn’t identify a photocopier, which made for a fax-inating tech support call

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I imagine this situation happening is why so many fax machines had useless but obvious phone-handset shaped plastic around the keypad.

Demoralized developer's desperate hack came back to haunt him on LinkedIn

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Coat

The Hallmark of a good upgrade, as long as it doesn't break anything important, these kind of fixes can last a LIfetime

Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident

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Coat

Breaking news: Pipsqueak finds fresh new use for taxpayers' money

LibreOffice 25.8: Faster, leaner, and finally speaks PDF 2.0

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Happy

PDF 2.0 support is excellent news. LibreOffice installed on a server can be configured as a headless PDF converter and this new feature has just catapulted it way ahead over pricier and more outdated and complex rivals.

Sysadmin cured a medical mystery by shifting a single cable

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Gimp

Jake has spoiled the ability of whoever is in the basement to packet sniff and spy on all that sexy CT imaging.

Vibe coding service Replit deleted user’s production database, faked data, told fibs galore

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Pint

I'll stick to traditional dopamine hits, far away from the production server and with some tasteful wood panelling and fruity notes.

UK unis to cough up to £10M on Java to keep Oracle off their backs

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We use Oracle because it's a supported platform for business critical software. Yes, there is a supported open-source alternative, but who has time or money to do a migration?

Source: The same IT people who thought it was a great idea to purchase Sun thin clients in 2009 that became more obsolete than the computers they were supposed to replace.

Admin brought his drill to work, destroyed disks and crashed a datacenter

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Coat

1 bit makes 12.5% of the byte

1 drill bit kills 100% of the byte

DIMM techies weren’t allowed to leave the building until proven to not be pilferers

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Windows

You'd hope that those contractors wouldn't be used again after that, but they probably won the contract again by just submitting another implausibly low bid.

Developers feared large chaps carrying baseball bats could come to kneecap their ... test account?

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Time to hire 20 casual workers named Andrea Nelly Other for a very important contract.

Lenovo China clones the ThinkPad X1 Carbon with an old, slow, local x86

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Black Helicopters

I work in the industrial heartland of "the West" and my workstation options are an 11 year old Intel desktop or a 5 year old Intel laptop, with no money to replace either unless they break and performance about equal between them. Given how little hardware refresh most companies around me have done since Covid, and the opportunity for local supply chains you only get in China, this kind of machine looks pretty sensible - and you avoid all the AI processor slop being forced at you by big red and big blue. Sign me up for an import!

QNX 8 goes freeware – for non-commercial use

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Re: Blackberry Playbook

Too heavy, too thick, pointlessly hamstrung without an accompanying BB9 or BB10 phone, a business device with a movie aspect ratio?

QNX powered BBOS10 itself was fantastic - the hardware BlackBerry was shipping at this point to compete with iPhones and droids let it down.

Thanks, Linus. Torvalds patch improves Linux performance by 2.6%

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Transmeta! That takes me back... the front page of liliputing.com used to be full of Crusoe and Efficeon vapourware, including the OQO palmtop and one of the OG netbooks, the Dialogue Flybook. Without hiring all their famous names, no way their terrible chipset would have gotten inside as many machines as it ended up in.

Relocation is a complete success – right up until the last minute

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Joke

Re: "I had some plyers that would perform the same task manually."

A good long pair of garden shears lets you keep yourself and your clothes a reasonable distance from any blood spurts.

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Facepalm

Basically had this at my first (and last) custodian job looking after a UK school computer cluster in the 90s (ring networked). I had to come in in the morning, switch everything on, clean etc. Check on it during the day and switch off lights and a single power bank by the door at the end of the day - leaving the computers to their server commanded start up and shutdown jobs. They didn't tell me or someone they got in to do a machine-by-machine backup and update to do anything differently the day he was in. He'd moved the lighting controller to another socket to make room for the enormous plug for his backup trolley, so when I left for the night and did what I was told to do by switching that off, I wiped out minimum 6 hours work and possibly totalled a machine or two.

My contract wasn't renewed at the end of the year, luckily, I've never studied or worked anywhere since that had electrical and network setups that easy to destroy. The school itself was shut down a couple of years later - no idea what the fate of the pricey OS X kit they had just purchased along with a new on site BOFH. I hope they both found a new home.

Customer bricked a phone – and threatened to brick techie's face with it

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Coat

Fair to say his resolve cracked and crumbled...

Thanks for coming to help. No, we can't say why we called – it's classified

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Coat

No use trying to stop posting puns, someone always brings them back with a Vengeance...

Want to keep Windows 10 secure? This is how much Microsoft will charge you

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That's a pretty fair deal for Education customers. Assuming 10000 users a year, that will be more affordable than buying new kit (which nearly everyone will need as we all run the crappiest laptops known to mankind).

Canva acquires Affinity, further wounding a regulator-bruised Adobe

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Gimp

Sad news - I've been using pageplus and its descendants since 1995, and beta tested the Affinity apps. In the UK at least Serif held its own against Quark, Adobe and Macromedia back when competititon in this space was still a thing. Looks like Affinity 2 will be the end of the line. Still, as long as I don't have to go back to using Quark again, it's not the worst outcome.

'Crash test dummy' smashed VIP demo by offering a helping hand

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You could say the helmet was strung out on heavens high hitting an all time low...

PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here

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Coat

Title Optional

Type your comment here - basic HTML and hotlinks allowed.

Yes, I've been in this situation and there's few others that have made my blood run quite as cold. It's always a customer you don't have any problems with who ends up on the recieving end of it so you just have to leave it in your head (and certainly not in comments).

Ask a builder to fix a server and out come the vastly inappropriate power tools

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Pint

Re: Just a quick manicure.

Take this pint for taking me back to the era of turbo buttons and jumper overclocks.

Making the problem go away is not the same thing as fixing it

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Pretty sure COBOL programmers can now charge far more than overtime and a pizza for any work, as if you need them you're totally fucked if you can't get them.

Windows screensaver left broadcast techie all at sea

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Pirate

Poor Merrill, but it's totally understandable. It's hard to concentrate or think things through when you're surrounded by seamen.

Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget

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Windows

Now that's what I call Windows networking!

-- funnily enough I'm pretty sure "Leif"'s vendor used his approach in the rest of their business after the early 90s.

This can’t be a real bomb threat: You've called a modem, not a phone

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Re: "They even asked for a physical description of the caller"

"Irish"

Mixing an invisible laser and a fire alarm made for a disastrous demo

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Holmes

Is it really regonomized if you can instantly get which company the poor wretch worked for from the name?

When we asked how you crashed the system we wanted an explanation not a demonstration

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I'll cop to having done something similar as a PFY. The scream of the BOFH, as 3 hours of work was wiped out by my careless (but dutifully following instructions) switching everything off when I left for the weekend, will never leave me.

Boss installed software from behind the Iron Curtain, techies ended up Putin things back together

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Just goes to show that in IT we have always been at war with Eurasia...

Intruders get their hands on user data in LastPass incident

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"Why does this keep happening?" asks no-one about company this keeps happening to

Epson zaps lasers into oblivion, in the name of the environment

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For volume printing, soy based inkjet technology (what we used to call Risograph) is the only sustainable solution compared to printing with the same volume of plastic (laser toner).

For individuals who don't need to print much - which is quite a few people these days - or for those who can't refill their cartridges - also most people - the lack of maintenance or inks drying out with a cheap laser printer blows the impact of the ink vs the toner out of the water. I'm in the same boat as commentards above, my old Samsung printer is going to stop working with Windows before it runs out of ink on my usage patterns. The horrific amounts I used to spend on inkjet printing in the 90s and 00s to get something splodgy out at the end is a distant memory.

IT manager's 'think outside the box' edict was, for once, not (only) a revolting cliché

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Holmes

^^^ Commentards, tell me you've never worked with cheap nasty nylon carpets without saying it....

Go ahead, be rude. You don't know it now, but it will cost you $350,000

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Amazed that you would bother accusing a client this size and risking it over one drive? All the Greeks in Delphi could have seen it coming but apparently not at this laptop company.

I guess there really is one of all sorts under the celestial body in the daytime sky.

Hope that the unnamed company in question learned to place contracts with suppliers that have professional approaches to working with large enterprises, not just supply the cheapest laptops.

Psst … Want to buy a used IBM Selectric? No questions asked

El blissett
Pint

Re: Comments to On-Call articles

Oh, absolutely. If you've been reading the columns since the start, you've probably read about all the possible scenarios by now. But even the most mundane On Call sparks people to chip in underneath with really interesting tangents.

Cheers!

Know the difference between a bin and /bin unless you want a new doorstop

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We restored a Mac Classic to working order in a middle-school computing project during the early 00s. It would complement the all-Mac computer suite by allowing people to work on real computing things and code in a safe, no Internet environment.

Reader, it lasted 1 week before it was relegated to Risk duties only.

The sad state of Linux desktop diversity: 21 environments, just 2 designs

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Ultimately doing something different is really hard. You're on your own. I followed the development of Mezzo/Symphony in the 00s, which correctly identified the upcoming obsession with convergence and tried to design an accessible UI for all screen types not just the CUA/HIG terminal and keyboard. The developers would post these updates that showed their research was taking into account all types of users and not assuming the Win95 shell was the foundation. Unfortunately it was abandoned before it was completed and didn't get beyond putting menus in 4 places. http://www.tuxmachines.org/node/17107

Full-fat Enlightenment being vapourware is almost a meme a this point. Then of course there was the Moblin/Maemo/Meego fiasco which did a huge amount of work on fundamentally reimagining the interface of a computer for the 2010s, but again didn't go anywhere. I would argue it never got the chance to be offered as a serious alternative. The problem becomes that all the software you want or need to use has been built on the older paradigm of the CUA/HIG and developers have no interest in changing that. Unity/GNOME3 had to beg developers to make some applications compatible with the global top bar, but trying to reinvent the interface is just not people's priority when the people who have done it get burned.

IT blamed after HR forgets to install sockets in new office

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Re: HR or Steve's Boss

Whatever their personal feelings towards their underling, I've definitely known a few managers who would rather not get involved when someone higher up wants their way, especially if the underling is is fresh or lacking legal employment protections.

Beware the big bang in the network room

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I thought the loosened power lead was going to light up the networking room for sure, looks like Colin got let off easy.

Honestly for getting as much done on his own without proper equipment as he managed, surely conflagrations are in order.

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Holmes

Sometimes it really is better when the shit hits the fan!

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Boss is right - by showing there is a business case for 24/7 infrastructure call out support, Derek has destroyed the factory's shaky bottom line and maybe the whole company.... or even worse, denied the Boss's mates in infrastructure a nice call-out fee in a few days' time!

How to destroy expensive test kit: What does that button do?

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On my first weekend job as an extremely untrained PFY, I was told to just do what I normally did for the same client during the week - look after the Mac kit on a bus/ring network during the day, make sure the OS X server was happy, then switch off and lock up when I leave. With a line of sight to the doors, I could live the life of Larry sitting in the server room doing whatever I liked, like fixing up an old Mac II to play Risk clones on or messing around with the likes of Photoshop and Captivate that I would never afford.

If someone quiet came in, and I was otherwise engaged, I wouldn't see or hear anything different if I missed them coming in the door. The server room was out of sight of the main room, and they hadn't told me anyone else was in - I couldn't see anyone else on Sunday night and wasn't expecting anyone. However, there was indeed someone in doing a sensitive sequential backup. As I left for the night, sending the shutdown command (which had been set to be ignored this time) and flicked the switches, I'll never forget the blood-curdling "NOOOOOOO!" my long haired silent colleague screamed as I wiped out his day's work.

Oddly enough I didn't lose my PFY status, at least until the long haired silent colleague became the long haired silent boss, but I never got asked to do weekends again.

Sharing is caring, except when it's your internet connection

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Big Brother

Living near students on IT courses who would occasionally attempt to crack the password, and not wanting to bother setting up MAC filtering, setting the SSID to a variant of "TV Licensing Enforcement" used to do the trick quite nicely.

Microsoft slices Windows 11 update size by 40% (no, not by cutting hardware support)

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That would explain why the space age combination of an NVME boot drive and a RAID 0 storage array flunked the Windows 11 install out. If only I'd been using more common hardware, like a punch card and a magnetic tape, the slimmed down installer would have worked.

Fairphone makes wireless earbuds less foul, by charging batteries carefully

El blissett

Very tempting for all my needs until I looked up how heavy it is (they don't say on their website). It's heavier than my Xiaomi Poco which is a real brick to hold for extended periods of time. Still, this is the closest I've come to getting one since the original.

Five words everyone wants to hear: Microsoft has 'visually refreshed' Office

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Would rather they "visually refreshed" Outlook by completely rebuilding it to be functional, competent, and compatible with actual emails that people send, but that sounds too hard.

Six years in the making, Vivaldi Mail arrives alongside version 4.0 of the company's browser

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Sticking with eM client until O13/V4 has exchange support, but watching closely. Vivaldi has rapidly advanced to the point where I don't need to run multiple browsers / software / profiles to get what I need - so just like Opera used to be.

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