Posts by Dutman

Fore-get about privacy, golf tech biz leaves 32M data records on the fairway

Too many below par comments

You were fore warned

Techie told 'Bill Gates' Excel is rubbish – and the Microsoft boss had it fixed in 48 hours

8 floppy disks for Office 97?

I had memories of 26 floppies (which may have been the non professional version) but youtube has it at 47

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qbdV-Vlit74

Lenovo says it’s crammed a workstation into a litre of space – less than three cans of beer

To me(UK), a can of beer is 440ml, not 330ml....

Can't get pranked by your team if nobody in the world can log on

We once changed every key on a Scouse co worker's keyboard to the letter A

Winner, Winner, prison dinner: Five years in the clink for NSA leaker

What contest did she win?

CBB, Love Island?

Reality Winner as a name would surely raise flags going for a Job at the NSA?

Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

Re: Now it can be told...

I must remember that when I,I mean my cat, visits sites that the missus won't approve of