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Deeply buried 16-year-old SQLite bug caused last year's Tailscale outages

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Re: Bugs forever

This isn’t really an AI discovered bug. Per the article, this sounds suspiciously like the “one in a billion happening every week at scale” problem.

Techie lured out of retirement to support software only he remembered

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Re: Reminds me of the parable...

“We will just ask Claude”

On a serious and less bitter level, the path forwards is clear, and there is a very noticeable drop in the quality of those coming into the workforces where “AI skills” are predominating over ability to think.

There is also a very obvious gap if you are looking for traditional Linux system administrators: 20+ years experience seniors? Yes, can find them. Fresh out of college juniors? They are there. 5-10 years experience? Almost nonexistent.

Engineer accused of insider trading tied to Microsoft's reboot of Three Mile Island nuclear plant

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Re: am i missing something?

Different companies put different levels of emphasis on this.

That said, clearing 1.4M on a 60k stake was A) fairly sophisticated, and B) always going to attract attention.

A means that he is going to struggle to make the case of "honest mistake", while B meant he was always likely to get caught if the regulator was paying any attention.

Claude is ready for its corporate close-up

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An interesting thing I noticed from managing part of our roll out is that Claude has acquired installation and management processes which are far more compatible with vague infosec compliance than the curlbash and auto-self-update they used to use.

Now we can mirror in an rpm repository and just treat it as a normal system package it it behaves! (In as much as anything ever behaves)

Microsoft reaches for olive branch after public dustup with 0-day researcher

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Re: Is this not insanity?

* Well their mouse was OK.

Their keyboard was decent. Terribly boring, but decent.

You can now run WSL on Windows 95, in case you're crazy, too

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So she revived the coLinux approach and used it on Windows 9x?

Still an impressive feat.

Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB field

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Can it handle BC dates?

And I am not sure which answer here is worse!

IBM stock dives after Anthropic points out AI can rewrite COBOL fast

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Re: Ummm...

You mean no one wants to pay enough...

If the money is there and good enough, there will always be people who would be interested.

Artemis II headed back to the bay; helium issues force another delay

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Re: Mars?

Surely if we have the fuel to get to Mars, we have the fuel to put the rocket on a ballistic path to the Sun? Either way we have to escape Earths gravity, and after that, if the flight path is correct, the Suns gravity would do the rest.

The future of long-term data storage is clear and will last 14 billion years

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Re: porn collection

That’s what she said!

UK finally vows to look at 35-year-old Computer Misuse Act

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Re: What I said in February 2022 on the Computer Misuse Act ...

Schifreen adds that the deterrent aspect of the initial Act simply isn’t working, as evidenced by the continued rise in cybercrime. “It’s unlikely that increasing the penalties or tweaking the wording of the Act is going to stem the tide,” he said. “Far better than reforming the CMA would perhaps be to give some more resources to Action Fraud, so that they can investigate and prosecute more people. This might then act as a real deterrent.”

Perhaps we should simply ban the use of "no liability" licenses in commercial paid for software.

If a civil engineer builds a bridge and makes a mistake leading to failure and fatalities, they can expect to get dragged over the coals for the mistakes. Why do we so casually let software engineers off the hook?

Check your own databases before asking to see our passport photos, Home Office tells UK cops

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Re: But... driving licences

I think the difference here is the LEOs are using FRT to find matches and associated information for those matches. I assume in the DVLA case, the DVLA already have all the associated information and just want the picture to print on the plastic.

BOFH: Deepfake or just an idiot? We'll need an audit to confirm

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Re: Very interesting.

The logic is that the password is a point in a suitably vast space. Exhaustively searching that space takes time, lots of time. Potentially years of time. Everytime you change your password, an attacker has to effectively restart their search in case your new password is in the already searched space.

This assumes an attacker is carrying out a dumb exhaustive search, which in practice targeted attackers won't do. There comes a point where kidnapping you, drugging you, and beating you with a wrench until you tell them the password is cheaper than simply brute forcing it!

The AIpocalypse is here for websites as search referrals plunge

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If the crawling is so problematic, and easily attributable, set up a robots.txt and take a DMCA case if they continue to crawl.

Given what the courts have ruled counts as an”effective” security measure, this should be a fairly straightforward case.

Seagate still HAMRing away at the 100 TB disk drive decades later

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Re: depends on the use case

The current price for spinners is around £20/TB for the largest ones. The price for a 60TB SSD is around £6000 or £100/TB. That is current prices for those SSDs.

Give it another 5 years and presumably they will drop in price. I am not convinced HDD prices will drop as fast, narrowing the price gap. At some point SSDs will overtake spinners on the price metrics.

And yes, I agree tape will continue. The problem for spinners is their niche is slowly shrinking as cheaper SSDs narrow the gap to tape.

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60TB flash SSDs are already available at not insane (for commercial use) costs, 120TB is announced (though I haven't found a supplier actually offering them).

I'm not sure how interesting 100TB HDDs are really going to be in 5 years time.

Barclays Bank signs 100k license Copilot deal with Microsoft

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Re: 15,000 spare seats

Or MS asked would they renew their 365 subscription with a new bundle that includes copilot.

37signals is completing its on-prem move, deleting its AWS account to save millions

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Re: I'm Bearish on "The Cloud" in General, But ...

Even more importantly, no startup in its first couple of years of operation should be making financial decisions based on 3 or 5 year time horizons. 3 and 5 year horizon problems are firmly in the nice to have category when the average life of a startup up is below 18 months.

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Re: "Someone Else's Computer" is nonsense

You took a set up spread across 8 rack cabinets and consolidated it into less than 20 systems?

I don’t think the bulk of the savings here were due to the move to cloud.

Top Trump officials text secret Yemen airstrike plans to journo in Signal SNAFU

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Why use Signal? To avoid the proper recording of the discussions and to hide them from any formal auditing and review later.

I mean, whatever they used to chant regarding Hillary Clinton using a private email server, there were no actual sanctions aside from the political grand standing. I am not sure the Democrat critics really have much of a leg to stand on, the hypocrisy is rank on both sides here.

Official HP toner not official enough after dodgy update, say users

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Re: Criminal Offence under subsection 3?

I doubt the CPS will take the case though.

However, UK law does allow for private criminal prosecutions, though they tend to be rare. This could be a fun one to try and crowdfund!

Why did the Windows 95 setup use Windows 3.1?

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Re: A Mess

For Ubuntu I would need to hand feed 50 laptops, at the minimum I would need to run scripts at certain parts. But for Ubuntu I would have no idea how I could do this for a machine that is being delivered to someone's house 200 miles away.

The important bit here I have bolded.

What you are telling us is you know the MS tools, but don’t really know the Linux tools. Allowing for this, I completely agree Windows is the better choice for you.

Other people, with different skill sets, will draw different conclusions.

Windows 10's demise nears, but Linux is forever

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Re: I agree with the majority of the article...

It may be an unpopular stance, and not what you want to hear, but if you are that heavily invested in photoshop and it is a business tool for you, probably your best and only viable option is to pony up the money to Adobe.

Which is just the way Adobe like it. The writing was on the wall about this when they first introduced their subscription licenses!

Linux rolls out the welcome mat for Microsoft's Copilot key

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Re: Microsoft makes keyboards?

In general, MS peripherals are, or were, pretty good. Mostly terribly boring, but that is what made them so good.

I have even heard people making informed defence of some of their mobile hardware. The problem here almost always was the software!

Intel sued again over struggling foundry business

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Re: "sued yet again by shareholders"

The article seems to imply, in this case, they are suing the board rather than the company with the proceeds going to the company. This seems a reasonable scenario to allow.

Windows 11 market share falls despite Microsoft ad blitz

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SteamOS?

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 struggles to take off

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“Promoted” being the most important part of that comment regarding scaling. When I was working with AWS, the documentation made clear that auto scaling measured response time in minutes or tens of minutes, not seconds or milliseconds.

Blood boffins build billions of nanobots to battle brain aneurysms without surgery

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Surely tumour targeting anti-cancer drugs would also be a major application of this type of technology?

Have we stopped to think about what LLMs actually model?

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McKinsey says 70 percent of companies will deploy some sort of AI tech by 2030

To be honest, I am surprised they don't already.

That said, my definition of AI tech includes statistical pattern recognisers that make decisions which are NOT LLMs. Like SpamAssassin.

So the real question is "What do we mean by AI?" Does it include spam filtering systems? How about search engines? Is spell check an AI function? What about predictive typing? Even basic autocorrect has a modicum of AI to it. Most SatNav routing programs today have AI components.

The thing about good and successful AI products is they don't tend to need to advertise the fact they are AI, because they are so much better at solving whatever problem we buy them for we don't care!

Windows 11 Insider preview brings new Sandbox features and fatter FAT32

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So they finally managed to remove the 16bit limits from the FAT creation code?!

This means that many older devices using external can benefit from modern cards even without vfat support, so long as they have a proper 32 bit FAT implementation. I have a camera that meets that criteria.

EU gave CrowdStrike the keys to the Windows kernel, claims Microsoft

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Depends on the checksum you use, but the md5sum of zero is NOT zero.

$ md5sum <(echo 0)

897316929176464ebc9ad085f31e7284 /dev/fd/63

Game dev accuses Intel of selling ‘defective’ Raptor Lake CPUs

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Re: Can't help feeling

The article seems to be saying it allows the CPU to ask for that, not that it is putting that through the CPU unasked.

If this is correct, than I think it is safe to say the CPU is defective. I do wonder if OEM systems exhibit the same behaviour though, because if they do, this would provide a very obvious avenue to really hurt the OEMs by burning out the CPUs while under warranty.

Local councils struggle with ill-fitting software despite spending billions with suppliers

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Re: Problems and solutions not welcome

DLUHC could (and should) make this happen by offering the budget for the resources to define the process - in return for a cast iron agreement to adopt them from participating councils. This won't be easy or cheap, but nationally there's no excuse for hundreds of completely different systems and processes.

Most councils will see this as a recipe for getting forced onto a solution that is not fit for purpose and would run a mile from it. "Cast iron agreement to adopt" an unknown solution is an incredibly risky commitment to give, even if they actually trust the DLUHC.

The way Apple, Alphabet implemented DMA rules 'seems to be at odds' with law

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I think they already have been warned, what we are seeing is the start of the process of actually fining them. A process that is going to end up in a court room, so they need to do their best to make it legally watertight.

EU-turn! Now Apple says it won't banish Home Screen web apps in Europe

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Re: "We have received requests"

Which is to be expected if they have genuinely passed IP68 certification testing, but in no way invalidates the contradiction between claiming waterproof status while excluding water damage from the warranty.

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Re: "We have received requests"

They claim IP68 in the marketing material, in the small print they exclude water damage. (Or did when I read it a year ago)

So they just drop the marketing material in the EU and move on.

Meta says risk of account theft after phone number recycling isn't its problem to solve

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Setting aside the questions around SMS 2FA (which I don't think is the core of the problem here), the question is "Who is responsible for a user maintaining correct contact details?".

As I see it, the complaint seems to be Meta provided the password reset details to the contact details the user asked them to provide them to. Why can Meta be held liable if the user fails to update those contact details? I am pretty sure we have seen similar stories when domain names have been recycled, and the new owner of the domain started receiving email for the previous owner. I know I still receive post for previous residents of my current home, some of whom last lived here over 20 years ago!

ANZ Bank test drives GitHub Copilot – and finds AI does give a helping hand

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It won’t be a popular point, but… if the reported gain in productivity of 40% is correct, this is the single best investment they could make.

Doing some basic math, $39 per user per month is break even for a developer being paid $1000 a month if it gives a 4% improvement in productivity. They are claiming a productivity boost 10x that. Though it isn’t mentioned, I suspect they are using developers paid a lot more than $1000 a month.

New cars bought in the UK must be zero emission by 2035 – it's the law

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Re: Screw the Hoi Polloi!

Run a cable across the pavement? So who is liable when someone trips over the cable? We may not like the reality we live in with ambulance chasing lawyers, but it is a bad idea to ignore it when formulating national policy.

Ok, so you dealt with the lawyers… how about the copper thieves who come down the street in the middle of the night and steal all the cables?

Or the pram pushers trying to push a pram along that pavement? Are we really convicnced that making pushing prams and pushchairs difficult is really a great policy?

Epic decision sees jury find Google's Play store is illegal monopoly

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Re: confused

They lost against Apple because the judge ruled that the iPhone App Store was not a monopoly because the market should be defined as all smartphones.

The jury here have decided that Google Play Store is a monopoly, which at least implies they disagree with the Apple case judge on the question of how the market is defined.

Will anybody save Linux on Itanium? Absolutely not

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Re: like video games localization

Is a wine/proton port a "native port"? I suspect for the ideologues, it isn't.

My take is that an officially supported wine/proton port is effectively a native linux port of the game, so long as the developer is willing to commit to addressing issues that arise only on wine/proton. I don't dictate the game engine, why should I refuse to accept a usable stable set of libraries over the API they speak?

In quest to defeat Euro red-tape, Apple said it had three Safari browsers – not one

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Re: The title is no longer required.

Except the European Commission, by entering Apples own marketing material, turn this argument into “if it works, you face prosecution across the EU (and beyond) for false advertising”. Add to that, anyone who bought an Apple device since the false advertising now has a case against Apple as well.

So yes, there may be a 1 in 1000 chance it works, which is better than a 0 in 1000 chance, but that only holds if you ignore the risk of it backfiring.

This looks a spectacularly silly argument to advance.

Qualcomm and Iridium's satellite link-up loses signal

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Re: Translation

Yes, for a tiny minority of people, this is a feature worth paying a premium for. But it is a tiny minority. Most phone OEMs probably would prefer to wait for a working standards based solution than invest any effort into integrating a solution the overwhelming majority of their customer base don’t have care about. Once the working standards based solution arrives, they do the work, and they can be reasonably confident that work won’t be hostage to a single vendor.

Microsoft does not want ValueLicensing CEO anywhere near its confidentiality ring

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Re: MS is a monopoly

The depends on how the market is defined.

The fact someone can choose to opt out of a market completely does not mean that market can't be a monopoly.

Microsoft makes some certification exams open book

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I strongly agree with this, for one simple reason: "How do you do X?" questions, unless they are trivia, should really be answered "I google to find the correct process in the official docs, and follow them"

A poster child for this I have been asked in an interview was "How do you restore an Active Directory backup with the entire computer network offline?" As an interviewer, I would be seriously worried by any candidate who could answer that correctly and accurately in detail without prompts!

After years of fighting Right to Repair, Apple U-turns-ish in California

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Does not require that manufactures allow repair shops to disable security features

So, basically, if Apple implement "security features" to prevent non-Apple parts working, repair shops would not be allowed to disable those features, and would have to use Apple parts, at whatever excessive price Apple charge?

Focuses on manufacturer obligations to support authorized repair channels

Who authorizes "authorized repair channels"?

Call me cynical, but surely those two caveats basically neuter the entire proposal?

Hallucinating ChatGPT finds a role playing Dungeons & Dragons

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Interestingly this was my first thought for a good application of chatgpt, with a human DM keeping factual statements correct.

The hallucinations aren’t a problem in NPC conversations, because the NPC could just be wrong!

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it's hard to wrangle but the sodding thing goes off in some wild directions, sometimes.

Only sometimes? So it is marginally more predictable than a human player?

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

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Overall, only 9 percent of those surveyed have moved away and not subsequently returned, it said.

Given how long moving typically takes, and the fact that many people won’t have really believed that they would never have to come back to the office, isn’t 9% a fairly high number to have actually moved three years on?

Sarah Silverman, novelists sue OpenAI for scraping their books to train ChatGPT

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Re: OED

Transformative, possibly, but surely all the LLM output is derivative work of the training corpus?

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