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United States Congress stormed by violent followers of defeated president, Biden win confirmation halted

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Lincoln, wake up, they have gone mad!

The fascist mob has started to attack the US democracy, with the support of a President who betrayed his oath to protect it. It's a try to start a civil war.

It isn't a matter of Republicans or Democrats anymore, it's now democracy's defenders vs homegrown terrorists.

Scotland waves £15m around to tempt low-code partner to help with social security overhaul as technical debt mounts

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Can't wait for this day to come

[...] we can still rise now

And be the nation again

That stood against him

Proud Edward's Army

And sent him homeward

Tae think again

Free Scotland!

Ah, right on time: Hacker-slammed SolarWinds sued by angry shareholders

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Re: In their defence

From the link:

"Russia retook control of the Crimean Peninsula". That's a funny way to describe a military invasion of a foreign country.

Looking at the other articles of this website, it can be definitively classed in the 'conspirationist dumbass' category. You owe me 10 minutes of my life to have me read that huge pile of BS.

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WTF?

"a much smaller number" suffered further network intrusions via the implanted backdoor

How can the Task Force be sure of that??

Facebook appeals ruling that it stole tech. So, Italian judge issues new judgment: Pay 10 times the original fine

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10 times? Make it 1,000.

Be careful where you log into GitHub: Dev visits Iran, opens laptop, gets startup's entire account shut down

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Right to disconnection

Conclusion: don't work when you are in vacation. Never ever.

Lay down your souls to the gods of rock 'n' roll: Conspiracy theorists' 5G 'vaccine' chip schematic is actually for a guitar pedal

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Doh!

Never underestimate the deep stupidity of conspiracy theorists. They will always be able to astonish us.

Singapore changes the rules and will now use COVID-19 contact-tracing app data in criminal cases

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"Singapore is a parliamentary democracy"

... where only one party has the de-facto right to rule, and there's only one candidate for the presidential elections, all the others having been excluded.

Techies start growing an Alphabet-wide labor union: 200-plus sign up, only tens of thousands more to go

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Unity makes strength

If the 'don't evil' motto is true, then Google share interests with AWU and should recognize it.

Wage slaves are on the bad side of the stick when it comes to discussing tough subjects with their company overlords.

Where in the world is Jack Ma? Alibaba tycoon not seen since October after slamming Chinese government

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At least...

Rich people are treated in China as the poor ones when they dare to speak against Big Brother. It's an equality of treatment unknown in the western world.

Ruthlessness applies to everyone.

Welcome to the splinternet – where freedom of expression is suppressed and repressed, and Big Brother is watching

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"Golden Shield "

I love how dictatorships reverse the name of their controlling tools to make them appear as protection from the Evil Outside tm, as the Berlin Wall was the DDR's "Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart".

I fear when others offer to protect me against my will.

Explained: The thinking behind the 32GB Windows Format limit on FAT32

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"Def-Pro"

"Definitively Provisional"

Reminds me of "provisional buildings" we were in at school, which were there for at least 20 years...

What can the 1944 OSS manual teach us before we all return to sabotage the office?

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No Future

"Do I feel lucky"? Well, do you, punk?

Other fragments of wisdom:

- Never do something today that you can do tomorrow.

- Don't nap in the morning, you won't know what to do in the afternoon.

- Rephrase what people ask you to do with a slight variation making them understand you did not understand their request, and forcing them to repeat. If possible, do it the day after their request, to add a delay.

- Use extensively the BOFH excuse generator.

Watt's next for batteries? It'll be more of the same, not longer life, because physics and chemistry are hard

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Re: So ...

Particularly putting 100A through a connector which can be operated by an untrained little old lady, and one end of which gets bounced around in a motor vehicle

We find innovative solutions to solve the retirement cost problem, and you are still not happy...

Just let this sink in: Capita wins 12-year £1bn contract to provide training services to the Royal Navy and Marines

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Re: Ha!

BS. Keith Park was right to manage his resources. Your theory is the one pushed at the time by Leigh-Mallory and Bader. That led to the Big Wing, which was a failure and a waste of resources.

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Re: Ha!

Another element often underrated: the Lufwaffe lost around 1,200 planes during the Battle of France.

For me the main turn of the Battle of Britain was when the Luftwaffe began to target cities instead of airfields and radar stations to retaliate against the bombing of Berlin. Without this strategic turn the RAF would have finally collapsed, despite the outstanding efforts of Sir Hugh Dowding, who was shamefully removed after that. That man should have a column dedicated to him at least the size of the one of Nelson in central London.

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Re: Ha!

The Britsh tanks of the 30s were utter pieces of sh*t.

See

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matilda_I_(tank)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruiser_Mk_I

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruiser_Mk_II

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Tank_Mk_VII_Tetrarch

Hong Kong's Hutchison Group, which runs mobile carrier ‘3’, protests as USA puts it on new China ban list

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Re: Dear World. I'm sorry.

I doubt somebody can go as low as Trumpy the Klown!

Ok, I also thought that for GW Bush, and Republicans succeeded to find somebody dumber... So I expect them to prove me wrong in 2024.

Elon Musk says he tried to sell Tesla to Apple, which didn’t bite and wouldn't even meet

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Mine is bigger than yours

Those tycoons can be really childish sometimes

US Department of Homeland Security warns American business not to use Chinese tech or let data behind the Great Firewall

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On a similar subject

I got a very interesting letter from the DGSI (Direction Générale de la Sécurité Intérieure) warning about the risks of using clouds outside EU. Very enlightening.

Well, on the bright side, the SolarWinds Sunburst attack will spur the cybersecurity field to evolve all over again

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Re: Broken security model

Tell me how to protect an environment from a monitoring system that, by design and function, has access to every system in the network?

A monitoring system should only have "read" access, not write. But because it's such a hassle to get everything working with limited rights, it's often easier to give that system admin rights to get access to all the counters. And then the sh*t begins...

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Re: But don't forget.

I'm all against voting machines, but in that case, I do believe that if there was a hacking, russian hackers would have favored their long time agent best friend instead of the opposite.

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CFO vs CSIO, who wins in your opinion?

The cybersecurity field may evolve all over again, however most companies won't change their mind on cybersecurity: they'll see that as a burden and worse, a cost, as long as they aren't involved in a cyberattack.

'Best tech employer of the year' threatened trainee with £15k penalty fee for quitting to look after his sick mum

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This is Sparta!

Somebody had to do it ^^

"They offer free tech training and are constantly running initiatives to address the gender balance."

That's true! As Mr. Ofonagoro can testify, they treat male workers badly too.

Trump administration says Russia behind SolarWinds hack. Trump himself begs to differ

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Trump can't take the piss from Russia. From Russian prostitutes, I heard rumours saying it could be less implausible...

SolarWinds’ shares drop 22 per cent. But what’s this? $286m in stock sales just before hack announced?

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Re: Status Quo

Not all of them. There also people laundering money too.

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"Spokespeople for Silver Lake, Thoma Bravo, and SolarWinds were not available for immediate comment"

Unless you are making a study on PR BS, does that really matter?

IBM CEO Arvind Krishna needs new business cards already after appointment as board chair

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Seen from the C-Class

Yeah, that's obscene! Only $5,000 per hour, what a shame!

What can you get for $5,000? That's barely the monthly pay of 25 Indian workers making iPhone.

HP bows to pressure, reinstates free monthly ink plan... for existing customers

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How to trust HP now?

Expect lifetime of said printers to become shorter in a near future

China's Chang'e 5 probe lands Moon rocks in Inner Mongolia

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Re: Space Race Propaganda

What's delightful about China's space program is that its progress does not seem to be dependent on some adversary.

I doubt that. China's goal seems clearly to become the "first one" in the space race (too), that's why they choose the "do it alone" way rather than international cooperation. It's China vs anybody else.

Tim Cook 'killed' TV project about the one website Apple hates more than The Register

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Re: If they used Windows, they were suspect

You know who the bad guys is by not seeing them using tech.

Nah, you know who is the bad guy in US movies/series when he's French: a french girl is glamourous, a french guy must be a bad guy. An expression of the "english side" of the US culture I guess :-P

Australia sues Facebook for slurping user data from Onavo Protect VPN app

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It stayed some kind of private ,fecesbook kept the data for itself... maybe.

For the ones believing feck!book promises, I've got an Eiffel tower to sell, and I can also make you young forever, bring back your lover who left, and cure any disease known or not. Just trust me.

Up yours, Europe! Our 100% prime British broadband is cheaper than yours... but also slower and a bit of a rip-off

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Re: If only

40 €/month for 1 Gbit/s + land line + 200 TV channels with Free. I would suggest you to change your ISP. Looking at the price you pay, you seems to be with SFR. And SFR "sait pas faire", as for Internet as for 4G. SFR is the worst provider I ever had.

SolarWinds: Hey, only as many as 18,000 customers installed backdoored software linked to US govt hacks

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Re: Sigh

Are you talking about the same Craig Murray who asserted that the Skripal poisoning in Salisbury wasn't poisoning before retracted once his assertions were proven false?

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Assuming this was a state-sponsored attack, and almost everyone assumes it was given the sophistication and determination

That's something that is going to change in a near future. The resources used by these states may be well interested by a well paid job offered by Mafias, and sometimes they will even have the same boss in both jobs, seen the connection between security offices in Russia and mafias. So one can expect that these high-skilled resources will work for the private sector some day.

Backdoored SolarWinds software, linked to US govt hacks, in wide use throughout the British public sector

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"Treat all hosts monitored by the SolarWinds Orion monitoring software as compromised "

That must make a pretty number of hosts. You've got Orion? All of your network may be compromised: servers, switches, SAN, and maybe even firewalls,

I pity the sysadmins involved, they got a huge bag of shit to deal with.

Top tip from the original Task Manager taskmaster: Don't put your phone number on that debug message box

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Wow! So there was a time when people were able to manage memory by themselves, without having to rely on a garbage collector? That's amazing!

// Yes, I could use virtual destructors, but I could also poke

// myself in the eye with a sharp stick. Either way, you wouldn't

// be able to see what's going on

I totally agree with that.

iPhone factory workers riot over unpaid wages in India

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As of December 2020 Apple has a market cap of $2.081 T

actual salary was anywhere between $163 and $217 per month.

So If the workers stop eating, live in the street and don't become sick, they'll be able to buy one iPhone 12 every 6 months.

New t-shirt slogan: 'My job was outsourced to an Indian company that moved it to Vietnam'

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IT services companies: there aren't people we can exploit worldwide.

US Treasury, Dept of Commerce hacks linked to SolarWinds IT monitoring software supply-chain attack

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Two comments:

- How did this update arrive on the targeted computers? Phishing? Corruption of SolarWinds servers?

- "Security analyst Jake [...]urges readers not to assume the attack automatically translates to an ability to control systems.". Perhaps, but "the .dll [...] retrieves and executes commands, called 'Jobs', that include the ability to transfer files, execute files, profile the system, reboot the machine, and disable system services." Sounds quite serious to me!

UK MoD bungs Boeing £500m to plug gap left by a system it should have provided under £800m contract from 2010

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Please prepare £300 for the next step

Boeing has a new plan: the Military Advanced Configuration System (MACS). What could go wrong?

Facebook crushed rivals to maintain an illegal monopoly, the entire United States yells in Zuckerberg’s face

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Facebook is very useful

For instance, when I see that a job candidate has a Facebook account, I look for another one.

Megabucks in funding, 28 years of research, and Boston Dynamics is to be 'sold to Hyundai' for 1/40th of an Arm

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Our Friends From Frolix 8

“The true measure of a man is not his intelligence or how high he rises in this freak establishment. No, the true measure of a man is this: how quickly can he respond to the needs of others and how much of himself he can give.”

When it comes to privacy, everyone says America needs a new federal law ASAP. As for mass spying, well, um… huh what’s that over there?

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Re: Good luck with that

The US Government is supposed to represent the people and do what is best for them, not represent big business.

The best joke of the day.

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Holmes

"data localization “would be bad.” "

Maybe it would be bad for US companies, but not so sure for EU companies and EU citizens.

The first consequences would be the creation of many datacenters in the EU, so more investments and more jobs. Next, data in the EU would be safer (if possible) from US peeping toms.

EU Medicines Agency hacked, BioNTech-Pfizer coronavirus vaccine paperwork stolen, probe launched

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Don't patent COVID-19 vaccines

Make all the data available to anyone for free, FFS.

Apple aptly calls its wireless over-the-ear headphones the AirPods Max – as in, maximum damage to your wallet

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Re: You forgot to mention

Next in Genius Bars: iNeken.

SAP's strength is the basics: Not RPA or AI, but 'consistent' data models that make sense for actual business processes

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Is there any success story with SAP?

Just asking