* Posts by Potemkine!

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Delayed UK digital border system was only stable enough to be used by 4% of intended users, MPs say

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Re: Just SOP.

Your money is going into the hands of private contractors, so in a way it goes back into the economy ...

The sad thing is they don't provide something valuable in return but still get public contracts (For instance, about the aforementionned Raytheon: Raytheon enters into £250 million contract with UK Ministry of Defence). Is that incompetence, is that corruption? Don't expect any inquriy about it.

US govt indicted me because I make privacy tools, says crypto-chat app CEO accused of helping drug smugglers

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Re: So tomorrow Signal, Telegram?

That's not an assumption, that's a fact.

What that a fact for the people who sold the phone? Did they know the buyer was a drug dealer? Did the buyer tell them 'I'm in illegal activities, help me!' ?

A suggestion to companies in encryption: add a legal disclaimer saying your products shouldn't be used for criminal activities, that you don't endorse these activities and everyone using your products to do so should denounce himself/herself to the government.

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On the same line

It's time the US government goes against weapons makers, most of them Americans, who know that their products are used by criminals and do nothing against it.

'No' does not mean 'yes'... unless you are a scriptwriter for software user interfaces

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Re: My new favourite idiom

you cannot say anything without insulting at least one other fuckity-wank-all.

You may offend someone even if you stay silent!

Boffins revisit the Antikythera Mechanism and assert it’s no longer Greek to them

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Re: Not a computer

Doesn't it compute ? It may not be programmable, but seems to be a computer to me!

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Re: Hopefully Janina Ramirez will do something about it

As long as it gives her an occasion tp stay longer than the mechanism in front of the camera, probably.

OVH says some customer data and configs can’t be recovered after fire, some seems to be OK, plenty is safe

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Coat

It seems the fire started from 2 UPS, one which had maintenance the same day the fire broke.

Next time try Fedex!

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Re: Backups - in the heat of the moment

Remember that this was all too often sold on the basis that it makes problems like this go away.

Simple answer from bean counters: always blame the techies.

Belgian cops crack down on encrypted phone network Sky ECC in 200 overnight raids as firm denies criminal ties

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Re: 17 tonnes?

Most of the states prefer we consume alcohol and tobacco instead of weed, both legal hard drugs that can be bought everywhere. Those drugs killing hundred of thousands of people in Europe each year doesn't seem to be a problem for our lawmakers.

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Re: When will these people ever learn?

If you don't want to let any trace, don't use electronic means of communication FFS

Talk about a Blue Monday: OVH outlines recovery plan as French data centres smoulder

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I was thinking that when something was 'in the cloud', it meant there were replications in different locations. So maybe not after all....

It may be a wake-up call for many companies who were sold blatant lies by unethical salespeople (pleonasm, I know)

Surprise: Automated driving biz finds automated driving safer than letting you get behind the wheel

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Re: Something's wrong here

I'd argue that it should be entirely possible for an automated vehicle to avoid rear-ending a stopped car.

Volvo famously tried that once ^^

Disclaimer: I don't intend to pretend to be in any good faith here

OVH data centre destroyed by fire in Strasbourg – all services unavailable

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Re: Turns out there was a hole in their firewall

ROTFLMAO!

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OVH services are cheap, so often rented for nefarious usage.

US newspaper's 'Biden will hack Russia' claim: A good way to reassure Putin you'll leave him alone

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Mind games

In that kind of situation, everything is possible: the leak can be intentional or not, the content can be real or not... Welcome in the wonderful world of black ops.

SAP boss Christian Klein's pay cheque is considerably lighter after 2020 woes wiped €28bn off company's value

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Facepalm

Oh, the poor, poor guy.... Should we make some voluntary donations to compensate? Some fund raising on GoFundMe?

The torture garden of Microsoft Exchange: Grant us the serenity to accept what they cannot EOL

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Re: Situation normal for Microsoft

Microsoft 365's labyrinthine admin menus only make life slightly easier.

If so you would be pleased by CISCO's GUI.

I've never seen so obscure graphical interfaces. They tried and succeeded to make it unusable without help.

The sooner AI stops trying to mimic human intelligence, the better – as there isn't any

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Big Data is dead

Or so say Gartner.

This is the end of Big Data, now it's Small & Wide Data!

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Install update or not install update? That is the question.

Either you install them, and you risk to have your system broken by a bug, or don't install them and you risk to have your system hacked through a corrected vulnerability.

What do you prefer Sir, impalement or quartering?

What happens when cancel culture meets Adolf Hitler pareidolia? Amazon decides it needs a new app icon

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Re: Adolf

Move the **** on already!

I would rather prefer that we never forget.

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IMNSHO, the new logo is worse, because it reminds me the way Hitler's haircut. And the brown color like the brown shirts... If Amazon gets 1 or 2 millions $ it doesn't know what to do with, I can design them a new, not offending logo. Just contact me.

Homo sapiens: Hey you, Neanderthals! Neanderthals: We heard that

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Re: Species or specious?

There was no "mysterious die out", the two groups merely assimilated each other and moved on

I doubt that. That would not explain why there is no Neanderthal remains younger that 40,000 years old. That would mean that "suddenly" all Neanderthals would have chosen to mix with Sapiens.

Also, AFAIK we have less of 2% of our genes coming from Neanderthal. That's very few for an assimilation.

Microsoft promises end-to-end encrypted Teams calls for some, invites you to go passwordless with Azure AD

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Re: Replacing my passwords...

randomized that are changed on a regular basis

Randomized? Not such a great idea

Changed on a regular basis? May be not such a great idea either

When you ask for a regular password change, most of the time it becomes a numerical increment at the end of a basic password. Not that secure.

Strong passwords and 2FA are indeed a good thing. But to have the former, users should be educated and provided a password manager so they haven't to rely on their memory only.

Microsoft fixes four zero-day flaws in Exchange Server exploited by China's ‘Hafnium’ spies to steal victims' data

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First of all, never ever consider that a mail is a good way to transmit confidential data - a message I hammer to users but who doesn't seam to enter their head. The higher in the hierarchy, the less it enters surprisingly.

Having access to an exchange server is a bad thing anyway, just having informations on calendars can be very insightful too.

Eugene Kaspersky says cyber-crooks coined it during COVID and will take a break to spend their loot

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I'm afraid this is the next step in a cyber war, to hack not just the traditional computer systems and smartphones, but also to get into the industrial systems, into infrastructure, including critical infrastructure

I wonder why cybercrooks didn't target industrial systems massively yet. Maybe because the "traditional market" is still lucrative enough?

Cybersecurity in industrial systems is most of the time a joke. I know an example of an industrial device provider asking for an open connection 24h a day to its system without even being able to provide a fixed public IP to filter (a little bit) the input. The same provider did not realize why it was wrong, and moreover didn't care.

There's a bright future for cybercrooks, they have plenty of devices to play with.

Palantir and UK policy: Public health, public IT, and – say it with me – open public contracts

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In one hand, many ask governments to be as efficient as companies, in the other hand, we want governments to respect the democratic way of doing things.

Companies are not democracies, far from that. On the contrary, most of them are small dictatorships where the C-Class is the ruler, when not the CEO himself/herself is. Decisions taken in a company are not democratic, they are the expression of the will of a few if not one.

So the problem lies also on our expectations. I'm all for a government being open, transparent, respecting rules. This implies we have to accept that it leads also to blunders.

President Biden weighs in on Amazon unionization efforts, warns giant to steer clear of threats, coercion

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Re: Unions

Dictatorship is: "Shut the fuck up"

Democracy is: "Keep talking".

UK government may force online retailers to pick up e-waste from consumers

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Good Idea

But there are many loopholes:

- Retailers refusing to take the goods pretending they were not bought by them if there is no proof of the contrary (known by experience)

- In the end, products that should be recycled are smuggled to third world countries anyway to be burnt by children to extract the metal parts.

So enact the law, but also close the loopholes.

'Incorrect software parameter' sends Formula E's Edoardo Mortara to hospital: Brakes' fail-safe system failed

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WTF?

So it's the fault of the software... I was afraid a human was involved at some point.

Splunk junks 'hanging' processes, suggests you don't 'hit' a key: More peaceful words now preferred in docs

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Following wikipedia, "Beakers arrived in Britain around 2500 BC, with migrations of Yamnaya-related people, resulting in a near total turnover of the British population". So they seem to have taken the land from somebody else...

And without mentioning what Cro-Magnon did to Neanderthal!

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Joke

Absolutely. In Gaul only, they genocided 1/3 of the population and reduced to slavery an other 1/3.

I plan to sue the Italian government for what they did to my ancestors.

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If you look at the Urban Dictionary, "Splunk" is a quite divisive word too (link here, NSFW).

It's time to find a new name.

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Don't use anglo-saxon words either. Anglo-saxons invaded a celtic land, didn't they?

Mobile spyware fan Saudi Crown Prince accused by US intel of Khashoggi death

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Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman, aka Mr. Bone Saw made already sentence to death 5 people for that killing. Isn't that a proof he's a nice guy?

India's demand to identify people on chat apps will 'break end-to-end encryption', say digital rights warriors

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offence related to sovereignty and integrity of India, the security of the State, friendly relations with foreign States

This is an open door to arbitrary arrests.

Apple, forced to rate product repair potential in France, gives itself modest marks

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Re: Extend to cars

It was a Renault Clio

Renault is crap, and I know by experience.

As the proverb says: "Tant qu'il y aura des Renault, il y aura du boulot pour les mécanos" (as long as there will be Renault cars, there will be jobs for mechanics)

UK's National Cyber Security Centre sidles in to help firm behind hacked NurseryCam product secure itself

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It was a design stupid decision to store passwords in plaintext

FTFY.

Fits well. Indeed, you need a certain level of intelligence to be able to recognize you made a mistake.

UK minister tries to intervene after Government Digital Service migration mangles Ministry of Justice webpages

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one-size-must-fit-all

Known as "the beancounters strategy". Never works IRL but still pushed over again and again.

Microsoft unveils swappable SSDs for Surface Pro 7+ but 'strongly discourages' users from upping their capacity

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We had too many problems with Surface 3 and Surface 4 to want to give a try to a Surface 7.

Ever felt that a few big tech companies are following you around the internet? That's because ... they are

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So the Cloud is safe, secure, magnificent, but everything relies on two or three providers? If they go down everything does too?

Microsoft spearheads a whole new genre with installation on the side of a Lyon tunnel

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No, we call it "Cette saloperie de Windows a encore planté et ça commence à me les briser menu!"

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Accessing a null pointer

Looks like a bad developed application to me.

Tata Consultancy Services wins £4m deal to carry out Oracle 'reimplementation' for University of Manchester

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"Our Vision is to use the Oracle re-implementation to improve the support provided to the University by increasing automation, simplifying and standardising what we do, and reducing manual interventions in routine processes freeing up staff time for value-added activities,"

Such optimistic goals, generally for such a despairing result....

Microsoft president asks Congress to force private-sector orgs to admit when they've been hacked

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"it’s the only way we’re going to protect the world.”

4 words: General Data Protection Regulation

+1 for NoKangaroosInAustria

MWC Shanghai opens with celebration of the humble smartphone's role in helping humanity cope with COVID-19

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how technology can be a force for good

Thanks to smartphones, we can now be tracked everywhere, geolocalized constantly, to the point that one can guess what's your religion, your ethnicity or your state of health

We can also access such vital applications like Feckbook, Messenger, Tiktok or Wechat 24 hours a day and get the best and verified information and news.

What's CNAME of your game? This DNS-based tracking defies your browser privacy defenses

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Name and shame

What companies are doing this?

PS: FF rulz!

IT contractor caught charging Uncle Sam expert rates for newbies, agrees to pay back $6m in settlement

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Come on!

for charging expert IT rates while sending newbies.

That's the standard way of doing things for IT services companies.

SpaceX small print on Starlink insists no Earth government has authority or sovereignty over Martian activities

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Re: New Territory.

That owuld explain a lot about the state of the World! :-P

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The Big Plan

1) Construct a secret base inside Olympus Mons

2) Rename 'Mars' to 'Musk' around 2042

3) Muahahahahahaha!

Indian Railways suffers unspecified security 'breaches in various IT applications'

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No ploblem

If something bad happens, what can we do? It's the Karma. Don't worry, it will goes better in the next life.