* Posts by MrBanana

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User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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The fuse protects the cable because copper was in short supply after the war, and a lot of rebuilding had to be done. So the ring main was conceived - a way of feeding high current to a single socket via two low capacity wires. A fuse after the socket, in the plug, was required to prevent overload of the ring.

Reddit sues Australia to exempt itself from kids social media ban

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Re: It's Time To Reign In All Of Them

I cannot agree more with the treatment of them as publishers, not providers. Most countries have laws regarding any company setting themselves up as a publisher. Nominate them as such, and the laws have already been written.

Cloudflare suffers second outage in as many months during routine maintenance

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Lupus

In much the same way that the first diagnosis by House, is Lupus. I'm gonna say DNS.

'Exploitation is imminent' as 39 percent of cloud environs have max-severity React hole

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Re: WWW != Internet

A great IT Crowd episode. Sorry Jen.

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Re: Cut the crud

I think all the HRdroids have been taken round the back of the shed, and are now replaced with AIdroids.

Lawyer's 6-year-old son uses AI to build copyright infringement generator

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Re: He prompted his story generator to give him a story about Sonic the Hedgehog

Mommy daddy special games?

Another open source project dies of neglect, leaving thousands scrambling

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Re: WTF?

It is really just the ignorant author assuming that the reader has the same level of knowledge they do. Would have it been such a stretch to write the less insulting: "If you weren't already aware, FFmpeg is ..."

Unofficial IETF draft calls for grant of five nonillion IPv6 addresses to ham radio operators

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Agreed, but just because you can dish out that chunk of the available address space doesn't mean you should. I would also argue that unlimited resources promotes unlimited development and runtime excess, but limited resources leads to compact, lean solutions.

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

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Re: Swap Shop

I took this an extra mile. It was Xenix, not DOS, but equally amenable to key swap shenanigans. Especially as you could remap keys in individual applications so the pesky A and S keys become logically swapped. But then, you actually physically swap the key caps on some poor bastard's keyboard. So some stuff works and some stuff doesn't - depending on when I cared to swap the key maps, which could be done remotely. This became even more hilarious as the "obvious hardware issue" causing his switched key issues got no better when the modified keyboard was swapped out with a regular one. I laughed for a couple of days until beer O'clock Friday lunch time, before we told him.

IBM cutting several thousand jobs in latest layoffs

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Here we go again, this article appears every few months or so. Some detail changes to the numbers, locations, business units. But it's the same story - IBM are fucked. Customers of IBM - also fucked. Employees of IBM - fucked royally.

Students using ChatGPT beware: Real learning takes legwork, study finds

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Give a man a fish and you feed him one meal. Teach a man to fish, and he'll spend his weekends in a small boat getting drunk.

Smile! Uncle Sam wants to scan your face on the way in – and out

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Re: Face for Radio

"What's so special about a plane? It's not that different to other vehicles."

A car, or a bus, could be a mobile bomb, more so than the threat of an abandoned bag, or a waste bin full of Semtex. But I don't think it has happened yet. Planes being used as missiles, definitely been done before.

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Re: I'm not planning to visit the United Hell Holes any time soon

Also, Harris stated that she would go with the same policies that Biden was running on. The Democrats bet the farm on being the incumbent. Not once, by continuing to endorse a very clearly (f)ailing president, but the doubling down on a hastily prepared candidate seeking the same, flawed mandate. 100 days is nowhere near long enough to mount a presidential campaign if your vice presidency was (at best) undistinguished, and following a "nothing changes" mantra only makes it worse. The democrats should have sidelined Biden after the mid terms and found a candidate that could be different, and better prepared to face Trump. Harris was unlikely to be that person, but at least she was able to walk and talk in a straight line without farting.

Turns out the end of Windows 10 is good for something: The PC refresh cycle

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Time to move on

I volunteer for a couple of local Repair Cafes that offer Windows 10 -> Linux Mint migration for anyone with a laptop that can’t “upgrade" to Windows 11. Browser, email, document editor - that’s all they need, not a load of MS bloatware.

MIT boffins double precision of atomic clocks by taming quantum noise

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Accuracy at last.

Now I don’t have to set the alarm early for 6:59 to make sure I get up exactly at 7:00:00.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Microsoft 364 trips over its own network settings in North America

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You forgot to add ..."although it is 100% likely it will happen again".

Client defended engineer after oil baron-turned tech support entrepreneur lied about dodgy dealings

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Re: Fairly Minor but...

It can happen. A friend of mine was in a family business which had a decent portfolio of small companies - import/export, plant hire, wholesale chain management, bulk storage, etc. But they were structured together in such a way that when one small part of the organisation started struggling, no mater how strong the rest were, it brought down the whole lot.

Space Shuttle war of words takes off as senator blasts 'woke Smithsonian'

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Re: a lot to move 78 tonnes

"Others noted the costs for dredging canals to get a reasonable depth and for a ship capable of transporting a barge across the Gulf of Mexico."

The Gulf of Mexico - where's that?

But I guess if Trump can redefine its name, then he can just as easily sign an executive order to redefine its depth.

Energy drink company punished ERP graybeard for going too fast

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Always check the To: address

It's a dumb thing to send an email "Subject: Here's my CV" from a work account. I know someone who did. But you absolutely must then check that To: address. Sending it to recruitment.co,uk may look OK. But did you see the comma there? I bet you noticed the email bounce from "recruitment.co" and then realised that the "uk" part of the mangled address has gone to the company email alias that is everyone in the UK. At least your CV was all ready to go.

Only way to move Space Shuttle Discovery is to chop it into pieces, White House told

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Re: Virginia, Texas ?

I would guess the shiny stuff is second place to all the spyware that has been installed. But every chance the Orange One would be quite happy with microphones everywhere - as long as they were gold plated.

Google's dev registration plan 'will end the F-Droid project'

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Re: Android is dead to me.

Down my way, it's called two factor authentication, and not a bad idea.

Engineer turned a vape into a web server

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Re: Surely the bigger question...

It's singe use - no battery charge management required.

It's time mobile devs started to think seriously about foldable smartphones

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Who wouldn't want one?

To go with their curved screen TV.

No doubt, in ten years time, some retro-tech reviewer will be looking at an obsolete folding phone from the mid 2020s and telling us why it all went wrong.

Curious connections: Voyager probes and Sinclair ZX Spectrum

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Too many conversations with Informix 4GL customers along the lines of....

"You just need to change this statement in the SQL code to fix it."

"Oh, great. How do I find that line in the P-code file, and then recompile it?. That's all we have. No documentation or functional specification".

"Err nope. if all you have is the P-code. Then that's already compiled. You're screwed. Please stay on the line for one of our mental health advisers".

After deleting a web server, I started checking what I typed before hitting 'Enter'

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Re: Been there, done that

Use a transaction BEGIN/END, as SQL intended, to have a fallback for fat fingered Freddy.

Reg readers have spoken: 93% back move away from Microsoft in UK public sector

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I have been using this "fix" for many years. So many times I see .docs that have been through multiple passes of different Word versions (academia - I'm looking at you) which has rendered them unreadable. An Open->Save in LibreOffice usually corrects it.

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Proprietary file formats

What are you saying, haven't Microsoft embraced the Open Document Format? It's true they stuffed the standards committee with stooges so that they could get through their demands for opaque binary blobs, and their actual implementation of the Open Document Standard is sketchy at best. But MS Word will open a .odt just fine... And then proceed to corrupt its contents.

Commodore Amiga turns 40, headlines UK exhibition

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Re: Great Memories

So the early advent of Kickstarter then?

End well, this won't: UK commissioner suggests govt stops kids from using VPNs

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At Uni in the early 1980s there were a few printouts that had be be immediately retrieved from the printer. Also, you needed to wait for plain paper, instead of green bar, to be loaded.

McDonald's not lovin' it when hacker exposes nuggets of rotten security

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Re: What a bunch of clowns

No secret sauce was used in the creation of their web site.

Hyundai: Want cyber-secure car locks? That'll be £49, please

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I just leave it unlocked

I don't bother locking my Jaag. The pain of having to replace the mess a thief would make of physical entry, and then bypassing the steering lock and immobiliser is just too much. The anti-theft device is the 6.0L V12 engine. It will have overheated or run out of petrol within 15 miles of being stolen.

Linux is about to lose a feature – over a personality clash

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Re: Anecdotally... No To BTRFS Too

I had a use case for BTRFS (many small files), but it has bitten me twice, so never again. For the average user, stability outweighs speed and size.

I started losing my digital privacy in 1974, aged 11

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Re: Why would you ever delete patient data?

The Dutch BSN is no different to a US Social Security Number, or a UK National Insurance number. It is linked to your medical records, so you can (if you choose) get healthcare that can communicate across different parts of you treatment plan. It is linked to your banking records so that you can make a one off payment through iDeal without have to actually hand out your bank or credit card details. It is linked to your employment records. It is linked to your tax records. When the average citizen files their yearly taxes, most of the fields in the form are pre-filled with data from your bank, mortgage, employer etc. Sure, having a single point of attack is problematic for all these services - as it always will be when a single ID number is used for everything. But there are mitigations in place to minimise risk of identify theft.

Marc Andreessen wades into the UK's Online Safety Act furor

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Re: adult content that can easily be found on the internet

Do I bag a grocer's apostrophe ?

You need to wait until the 15th - International Apostrophe Day

Prohibition never works, but that didn't stop the UK's Online Safety Act

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Re: Ignorant politicians

That is not true in the Netherlands. Non government entities can use DigiD for authentication. EG my insurance company, and medical health providers. The important thing is that they use it for ID verification only. No personal data from any government records are transferred to that entity.

Politically hot parts of US Constitution briefly deleted thanks to 'coding error'

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Re: Silver lining

As a non-US citizen I find it incredible that presidents, past and present incumbents, can simply take secret government documents and dump them in their bathroom. Are they short of toilet paper?

Real estate agents use the power of AI to command plumbing, layout to disappear

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Re: Not Just AI...

Google street view and satellite images are hugely useful when buying a house. One place I looked at was very good value, then I looked at the satellite image. Called estate agent - "there looks to be a open sewage treatment plant right next door", reply was "oh yes, but you can't see it".

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Re: Real estate double speak

One of my favourites is the inconsequential - benefits from outside tap. Previously when buying houses I have specifically asked this question. The estate agent is usually not in on the joke of their own making, and will dutifully go and check.

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Don't believe cheap surveys

I was selling a small one bed place, and had an interested buyer who wanted to get a survey. I wasn't there for the survey, and surprised at the list of demands that the prospective owner made after reading it. The surveyor had clearly used a boilerplate response and taken less than 5 minutes to fill it in. "No ventilation in the bathroom" - open the window. "No door on the kitchen" - physically impossible because of the location of the stairs. "No boiler certificate" - this was especially hilarious. The house has no gas, just an immersion heater for water, and night storage heaters. We told the purchaser that there was nothing much we could do to fix these imaginary problems.

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Don't pee in the kitchen sink.

"Oh and with the bathroom directly off the kitchen, so also illegal."

Only if there is no door. The two door rule was removed a long time ago. Also, it would have been against building regulations, but not illegal.

Millions of age checks performed as UK Online Safey Act gets rolling

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Re: Madness

Firstly, I am not a parent, this is just what I have observed over years of family interaction with people who are.

We were average middle class. There was some money to buy things, but not enough to buy the big desirable stuff. That was out of reach. Can I have my own TV - no. Can I get a 10 speed bike - no. Can we get a VCR - no. Can I have a hamster - no. Can I get a new sister - . But you just have to shrug and move on. What you do get is an understanding of the cost of things, and responsibility looking after them. For all the kids like me from that era, who are parents now, they remember that experience, and say they never want their children to be disadvantaged like they were. Disposable income, the range of stuff to buy for kids, and parental indulgence coupled with pester power has increased hugely since then. I never got that Scalextric set, but every child I know now, has a PlayStation, and a tablet, and a phone, etc. Sure, if you can, give your kids the things you didn't have, but teach responsibility or take it away.

Tech bro denied dev's hard-earned bonus for bug that overcharged a little old lady

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Re: Lawsuit culture

"any one who plans on their vehicle being worth x in y years is being optimistic"

That would be every car leasing company. But if the actual value is less than x after y years, then they will just charge more from the helpless "owner" at the end of the lease.

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Re: Lawsuit culture

I would much prefer to buy an old car, with high millage and one previous owner, than a newer, low millage car with many owners. Especially if those sales have gone through multiple dealers, with all of them putting a "millage cannot be guaranteed" sticker on the speedometer.

Wasp nest at US nuclear site tests ten times over safe radiation limit

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Re: Getting stung by a radioactive wasp...

He debunked that myth himself. Those 8 hours included dinner, a movie, and two hours of begging.

Users left scrambling for a plan B as Dropbox drops Dropbox Passwords

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Re: Maybe they just saw the writing on the wall?

You seem to be arguing yourself into a contradiction. You don't want a single point of failure, but you also don't want to share anything? I use KeePassXC, which uses an encrypted, local file store. Something I can securely share amongst my devices, as I see fit.

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Re: Why are users surprised?

"Don't rely on tech for anything."

How's that horse and buggy working out for you?

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Re: $2 billion Revenue, a rough time indeed"

In small amateur groups, it isn't just the financial control. Every decision, no matter how trivial, becomes personal politics. I've given up on a target shooting club and an am-dram group because of the petty, internal bickering. I don't need another 2 hour meeting to discuss why only Brian has sole control over the 2 keys for the shed.

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Re: KeePass

Absolutely not possible once you decide to move to passwords of a secure length, with a good degree of randomisation. I'm not Derren Brown and have a terrible memory. I fear the day that I forget even the small number of passwords that I use to access machines and password wallets.

Intern did exactly what he was told and turned off the wrong server

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Re: Same here.

Having access to old, old email can be a godsend. Being able to check email regarding previous people/companies/products is invaluable. I still have IMAP email saved from my BTConnect account in the 1990s.

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Re: Server naming need intelligence, not just a pattern

For server naming, you either choose something random but memorable like "yogi", "booboo" or something locationally and platform descriptive like CA-AIX_04. Which is fine until you have to move your data centre to Alaska.

For shell sessions, I set the prompt colour (zsh helps here) - Red for root, blue for application users, green for personal stuff, magenta for anything else. Fortunately I'm not red/green colourblind.

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