Posts by The Central Scrutinizer

Did I or did I not ask you to double-check that the socket was on? Now I've driven 15 miles, what have we found?

Never gets old, just like talkie toaster....

Will there be no end to govt attempts to break encryption? Hand over your data or the kiddies get it, threaten Five Eyes spies

The usual drivel from the usual bunch of wankers who have no idea how computing works, I suspect.

UK govt advert encouraging re-skilling for cyber jobs implodes spectacularly

Re: You missed off...

Huh, I'm reading that at the moment and am at the Claude Shannon part. Fascinating stuff.

Flying camera drones, cuddly Echo gadgets... it's all a smoke screen for Amazon to lead you gently down the Sidewalk – and you'll probably like it

I'll keep living in my gloriously dumb home....

thanks very much. I have to put a key in the front door lock to get inside. The horror!

This is surveillance capitalism gone totally mad.

And of course there will never be any data breaches, cos they have the best suckurity systems in place on all their devices.

Adidas now stands for All Day I'm Disconnecting All Servers as owners of 'smart' Libra scales furious over bricked kit

I just constantly piss myself laughing....

when I read these stories of the Internet of Shit devices.

Happy Hacking Professional Hybrid mechanical keyboard: Weird, powerful, comfortable ... and did we mention weird?

I can think of much better things to blow 500 bucks on. That's the exchange rate for me. And I just don't feel any incentive to relearn how to type. This sounds so much like a problem looking for a solution.

Not content with distorting actual reality, Facebook now wants to build a digital layer for the world

If that nonsense ever goes ahead, I predict an awful lot of sudden and catastrophic hardware failures caused by the general public.

As Amazon pulls union-buster job ads, workers describe a 'Mad Max' atmosphere – unsafe, bullying, abusive

Re: There's a simple solution

I have bought precisely one book from Amazon, in 1998,when online shopping was almost cutting edge....haha. These days I support Australian businesses whenever possible. Amazon's business practices and treatment of its workers are now legendary, for all the wrong reasons.

Never again.

Google wants to listen in to whatever you get up to in hotel rooms

Re: Okay Google:

So you're a waffle man!

Start Me Up: 25 years ago this week, Windows 95 launched and, for a brief moment, Microsoft was almost cool

Ah Win 95. I changed from an Amiga 4000 to an Intel PC running Win 95. WTF was I thinking? Actually, I had to for various reasons. I remember thinking at the time "and people are actually excited about this"?

You'd think 1.8bn users a day would be enough for Zuck. But no. Oculus fans must sign up for Facebook

Seriously, give facebook money?

Why the fuck would anyone help line that asshat's pockets?

Australian regulator slams Google ‘misinformation’ in pay-for-news-fight

I got Google's bullshit warning today when I went to youtube. They tell blatant lies to feather their own nest.

1: I don't give a shit what google wants me to believe. I can think for myself, thanks very much.

2: The thought of anyone being forced to pay Murdoch for merely linking to his bile ridden "newspapers" makes me want to puke.

Talk about feeling conflicted.

ICE to see you: Homeland Security's immigration cops tap up Clearview AI to probe child exploitation, cyber-crime

Re: just more bad cops with zero oversight

The only way it will end well is if this sort of garbage is outlawed. We're supposed to be citizens, not suspects.

Whoops, our bad, we may have 'accidentally' let Google Home devices record your every word, sound – oops

Hello Google, parse this..... kindly fuck off.

Australia to force Google and Facebook to pay for news and reveal algorithm changes before they whack web traffic

Double edged sword. How will this skew search results here in Australia?

And the thought of anyone, even Google, paying Murdoch and his cronies for search results makes me want to puke.

Two large flightless birds walk into a bar... The pub's owner was not emused *ba-dum tsh*

Apparently the lifespan of an emu is about 10 years, so they're underage and shouldn't have been in the damn bar anyway.

Pokémon Go players fined for breaking down-under COVID-19 lockdown rules

Yeah, the virus is all nonsense bla bla....

Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

I live in Melbourne. These people are morons, pure and simple. While the vast majority of us are doing the right thing, people like them put us all at risk.

Enjoy your $26,000 bucket of KFC, dickheads.

After 84 years, Japan's Olympus shutters its camera biz, flogs it to private equity – smartphones are just too good

Truly sad to see Olympus go. I've always been a Nikon guy, but those OM1s and 2s were beautiful film cameras.

I absolutely hate phone cameras. Farnarkeling around trying to hold the damn phone steady with your arms outstretched. Good for snapshots but blech.

Hopefully we still get real cameras for a long time to come.

After huffing and puffing for years, US senators unveil law to blow the encryption house down with police backdoors

If this ever happens....

They will have to prevent Americans (somehow) from being able to download anything other than government approved software. It's not like the Internet is a global network or anything.... oh, wait.

Good luck with that.

Re: LAEDA is sponsored by US Senators ...

Unfortunately there is no law against crass stupidity. When I rule the universe, however....

How do you run a military court over Zoom? With 28 bullet points and a ceremonial laptop flunkey, of course!

Ah, the British, still living in the 11th century while struggling to grapple with the 21st.

If you're despairing at staff sharing admin passwords, look on the bright side. That's CIA-grade security

Re: Don't Panic

It sounds like they back doored themselves.

Mortal wombat: 4 generations of women fight for their lives against murderous marsupial

Come on.... seriously?

"Dubbo Photo News"? I suspect this is a highly suspect story about the marsupial suspect. Wombats are much loved here and are generally considered friendly, curious creatures. Gotta go.... have to park the kangaroo for the night.

Smart fridges are cool, but after a few short years you could be stuck with a big frosty brick in the kitchen

A solution looking for a problem

All these "smart" devices are basically shit, from everything I've read about them. Look at the recent Sonos speaker debacle. They wanted to intentionally brick them, just because. You don't own them. Who wants to rent their fridge from some clown, ffs.

Hey Mister Prime Minister ... Scott! Can you get off my lawn please, mate?

Re: Might be me

You're clearly not old enough. I used to (a long time ago) drink it from cans,before I knew better.

Re: Might be me

We ship Foster's overseas and keep the good stuff for ourselves. I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a can of Foster's anywhere.

Snapping at Canonical's Snap: Linux Mint team says no to Ubuntu store 'backdoor'

Jesus the bloody mount points. I couldn't believe that when I realised what was going on. I got the wire brush and dettol out and scraped it off my drive. Never, ever again.

Surprise! That £339 world's first 'anti-5G' protection device is just a £5 USB drive with a nice sticker on it

I have a bridge in Sydney for sale

Just saying.... message me for info and pricing.

US lawmakers get a second shot at forcing FBI agents to obtain a warrant before they leaf through web histories

It is 2020 isn't it, not East Germany in 1963?

Record-breaking Aussie boffins send 44.2 terabits a second screaming down 75km of fiber from single chip

Re: Cool.

Yeah, not much, just things like wi-fi, black box flight recorder, spray on skin, bionic ear.... etc.

Microsoft announces official Windows package manager. 'Not a package manager' users snap back

Snap.... gag. Tried it and spat it out.

Fancy some post-weekend reading? How's this for a potboiler: The source code for UK, Australia's coronavirus contact-tracing apps

Well surprise surprise regarding the Australian app. No customer support, the developers not listening to or responding to legitimate concerns from other developrs, etc. Typical tone deaf government response to legitimate concerns.

And they wonder why the download count has stalled.

Unfortunately there's no app for fixing stupidity.

Australian contact-tracing app sent no data to contact-tracers for at least ten days after hurried launch

Re: Australia 2.0

You clearly missed the 2.1 update, dude.

Re: @The Central Scrutinizer

Rots o' ruck.

<smug mode>I absolutely bloody knew something like this would happen, given the government's shitty record on just about anything IT related.<end smug mode>

I will absolutely never download their knocked up over the weekend crap, despite Scotty's pleas.

I fear that a lot of the lemmings rushing to download it have no idea of the implications for their privacy and security.

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal

Re: Hanlon's razor

You want paternalism, come to Australia, where Scotty from marketing says it's the equivalent of national service to download our app.

India makes contact-tracing app compulsory in viral hot zones despite most local phones not being smart

Here in Australia, the government is dangling the carrot of earlier easing of restrictions being based on how many people download the covisdafe app. It is not compulsory to download, but that's a sneaky way of sort of trying to make it compulsory. Our PM even likened it to national service or buying war bonds. Seriously? And then there's this thought. https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2020/05/me_on_covad-19_.html

Google is a 'publisher' says Aussie court as it hands £20k damages to gangland lawyer

Re: Right to be forgotten?

They forgot.

You can get a mechanical keyboard for £45. But should you? We pulled an Aukey KM-G6 out of the bargain bin

Ducky Zero with the red switches here. I thought the blue ones were the really loud ones?

I wouldn't be without my mechanical keyboard. The thing is built like a battleship and the typing experience is great. It's black, it sits on my desk and just works. No stupid gaudy lighting nonsense or anything like that. It's probably hard to explain to someone who's never used one, but if you type a lot, then they are definitely worth the extra cash.

Australia's contact-tracing app regulation avoids 'woolly' principles in comparable cyber-laws, say lawyers

The government has made it clear that the server is here, not the US. No court order can be used to access the data, so law enforcement is barred from it.

Still, given the government's atrocious track record in the digital domain and the lack of source code so far, I am not downloading it.

They need to earn our trust, not take it as a given.

We're in a timeline where Dettol maker has to beg folks not to inject cleaning fluid into their veins. Thanks, Trump

You're all fake news.

You have one job, Australian PM tells contact-tracing app, and that’s talking to medicos

As I said in a post 2 or 3 days ago, the central problem is that the government has consistently and maliciously shafted people on a ton of issues, i.e. the 2016 census debacle, the appalling Robodebt targeting the most vulnerable, the My Health Record fiasco and the combined clustetfucks of metadata retention and encryption busting legislation.

Suddenly we are supposed to just trust them because there is a health emergency.

You know what would engender trust? Making the code open source, not just bits of it.

Governments of all stripes have an appalling record of safeguarding data, even with the best of intentions.

Law enforcement has already been knocking on the door, requesting access to data from the app.

No thank you.

Web pages a little too style over substance? Behold the Windows 98 CSS file

I love it. Who doesn't like a bit of retro computing? Now if only I could turn my Linux UI into something resembling an Irix workstation or similar.

Academics: We hate to ask, but could governments kindly refrain from building giant data-slurping, contact-tracing coronavirus monsters?

Re: In the Antipodean version...

The central problem is that we have been shafted over and over again. Metadata retention, the encryption back door legislation, the My Health Record fiasco, etc. Why the fuck would we voluntarily install a government mandated app, just because Scotty from marketing asks us to? Successive governments have consistently and maliciously undermined the publc's trust in them. Now they have the gall to tell us that this is a big "Team Australia" moment and to just trust them. Not. Gonna. Happen.

Australia to make Google and Facebook disclose ranking algorithms and pay for local content

Re: too few Australian eyes

Jesus, the population jumped 3 million overnight! Lockdown's really producing some surprises.

Wanted: An exit strategy from the overt surveillance of smartphone contact tracing

The Strayan' government is now openly talking about trying to get us to download the same type of app in a fortnight or so. Apparently at least 40% of us will have to do it for it to be effective. Yeah, good luck with that. IF there is ever a hint of this even remotely becoming mandatory, I'll unplug the smartphone and buy a $40 burner dumb phone. Good luck getting your spyware app on that.