* Posts by Paul Nicholls

2 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jan 2008

Obama bloats Vista by 11MB

Paul Nicholls
Gates Horns


That just reminds me of a homework assignment I was typing up back when New Zealand had our first female Prime Minister - the spell checker insisted, rather aptly, that "Jenny Shipley" should, in fact, be "Jenny Shapely" - probably a good thing I caught it before handing it in, though...

Dildo rails dirty? Help is at hand

Paul Nicholls

Hover Upholstery?!

Pardon me, but I prefer my furniture to be all properly assembled and sitting firmly on the floor. I'd rather bits of it weren't floating around the room. On the other hand, their hover technology may be able to be put to other, more practical uses - if they're willing to reveal the secrets behind leaving the fabric on your couch in mid-air.