* Posts by rdeman

3 publicly visible posts • joined 7 May 2017

Amazon Alexa outage: Voice-activated devices are down in UK and beyond

rdeman

Outrage in British Europe

Alexa outrage in "UK and reportedly in parts of continental Europe". Right. So it's an outage in British Europe and parts of Continental Europe then. Or in other words: an outage in "parts of Europe". Ok that's clear then.

Alert! The dastardly Dutch are sailing a 90-ship fleet at Blighty

rdeman

Re: The RN can send an attack submarine to shadow the Dutch...

Yeah our little dinghies are ready to say hello. With 4200 rounds per minute of 30mm Wolfram tipped bullets up your English arse that is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uckO0Zm_zg

rdeman

Re: Stern carving.

"It'll float back to us when the Rijksmuseum is under 40 foot of water."

Dutch engineering isn't as sloppy as British engineering - it seems that the past few years it's England that's drowning, rivers busting their banks, people feeing their homes whereas the Dutch are just looking at it astonished about Britain's incapability of just dealing with it.