* Posts by tokamaktech

11 posts • joined 4 May 2017

No Court of Appeal for you! Judges uphold Aria PC firm VAT fraud ruling

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Trollface

Read his statement again, only imagine it in Donald Trump's voice.

DXC: Everything is going to plan, too well in fact... we've chopped so many staff, our IT projects are now behind

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Re: Glug Glug

Perhaps you mean Gulag Gulag?

After repeated warnings Facebook bans Britain First for 'inciting hatred'

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Re: Facebook bans Britain First

Perhaps he wasn't caught screaming abuse through the letterbox of an innocent person?

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Perhaps that was the specific infraction?

Honestly I really hope this is the beginning of the end of all hatemongering idiots across all of the spectrums of hatemongery on horribly toxic social meeja, but it's more likely that these convicted criminals and their organisation will just become further martyred for their hairyknuckled supporters as it's easier for Facebook to justify pulling the trigger when a beak has said it too.

Here's hoping Facebook shovel the love out equally.

Shiver me timbers! 67cm Playmobil pirate ship sets sail for Caribbean

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Coat

Ah, just what our oceans need, more plastic... unless that was the point? To highlight plastic... no... anyone?

Yeah, I'll just get my...

Knock, knock? Oh, no one there? No problem, Amazon will let itself in via your IoT smart lock

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WTF?

And let us not forget...

If you're creating a system like that, FSB/FBI/etc is going to want a backdoor... which is of course actually your front door.

Twitter reckons Trump's Nork-baiting tweet was 'newsworthy'

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At this point, we deserve nuclear annihilation. Bring it on, I say.

Giant frikkin' British laser turret to start zapping stuff next year

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Re: Public demonstration

Oh MoD, you're far too trusting... Rockall is too remote for an effective demonstration, but we will deal with your Greenpeace friends soon enough. Continue with the operation, you may pew when ready.

Headless body found near topless beach: Missing private sub journalist identified

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Re: Making light of tragedy

Still doesn't make it funny - this was a bridge too far for me too.

Australia releases MH370 sea floor data but search is still off

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Undersea pyramids?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn ?

Greater Manchester cops fined after victim interview vids lost in post

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So the police lose £150K, as they obviously have the cash to spare... whereas the senior management scum responsible for ignoring the law (which obviously doesn't apply) isn't run up a flagpole by their sensitive parts as a warning to the others.

C'mon, is that the society we really want to live in? Recent voting trends imply it is not.

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