The Best Auto Response Ever - Only Because It Feels Good
After layers and layers of digging, I found out that opting out doesn't stop the ads.
So, I created my own "Go Fuck Off" message to send over to any advertiser who sends me shit I don't want. Which is almost all of them. I go to an advertiser's webpage, find the appropriate email address for info on a specific product. I log the address and when the ads for women's clothing from Golily keep showing up on my iPhone and iPad, I pull up the email I have for them and auto generate this:
"I'm a middle aged man and though I am quite fit, I do not believe I would look good in any of your clothes that are in the ads you keep sending me. So, Go Fuck Off."
It doesn't stop the ads, but I think someone might see my message, and that makes me smile.