Posts by TheInnerPartSystem

That's Numberwang! Google Cloud staffer breaks record for most accurate Pi calculation

More likely the aliens would wonder why we use integers and base 10, instead of base Pi.

Marriott's Starwood hotels mega-hack: Half a BILLION guests' deets exposed over 4 years

Homewrecker

With 500 million records I can see the following scene playing out in multiple homes...

Letter arrives - "Dear Sir, regarding your stay at our Las Vegas hotel in March 21 2018...."

Wife - "Hey honey, wasn't that the same weekend as your work conference in Minnesota?...."

FYI: Faking court orders to take down Google reviews is super illegal

Ceasar and Desister

Dear Mr Register

Your article is not good, you cost me money.

You take it down now. Or you will be BIG trouble. I am important judge in England.

Craig Revel Horwood

Watership downtime: BadRabbit encrypts Russian media, Ukraine transport hub PCs

Weak joke alert

Oh, thank heavens for that.

When the wife said she was infected with a Bad Rabbit I thought it was because of the intimate massager I got her from Gumtree.

Nest leaves competition in the dust with new smart camera

Not unique

Ten days Cloud storage? Remembering to increase my CCTV cloud storage everytime I go on a 2 week holiday is hardly convenient is it?

I prefer the options on the Netatmo NSC01, basic facial recognition and storage on a free dropbox account.

America 'will ban carry-on laptops on flights from UK, Europe to US'

Define laptop

What is a laptop? Cue numerous arguments with TSA officials, "No, its a tablet that you can attach a keyboard to, its not a laptop".

Internet declared a citizen's right for 34 million Indians

Good news for TalkTalk customers...