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Self-driving car supremo Anthony Levandowski sentenced to 18 months in the clink for stealing trade secrets from Google's Waymo

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Re: “Why I went to federal prison,”

You sometimes do. Back in the early 90s a US man came to our school in the UK, I can't remember if he was in prison in the UK or in the US, it was for drugs. Anyway, he convinced us it wasn't nice. One story was:

"I could hear a guy screaming in his cell, then he proceeded to crawl out on all fours with a broom handle stuck up his arse that another inmate had forced up there as punishment".

Grime.

You think the UK coronavirus outbreak was bad? Just wait till winter: Study shows test-and-trace system is failing

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Re: Really?

Heard immunity may work BUT only if the whole of England was healthy. We are not, so its a fucking bad idea and will kill off most of the poor, who tend to eat poorly due to money and/or time issues. Time issues due to having to work multiple, fucking, low paid jobs.

Some here are starting to sound like the knob that was on the Isle Of Wight ferry the other day "I don't believe in this Covid nonsense", with no mask on. The knob in Wickes on Saturday morning with his mask round his neck and another one with his mask on his chin so he could talk on his fucking mobile. And not to mention the various people that don't bother to cover their nose with the mask.

As mentioned in Private Eye

"Masks do not reduce your oxygen saturation but they can only work if used correctly, and yet many spectacle-wearers steam up and lower the mask below the nose, which is akin to wearing underpants with your penis on the outside."

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Re: But... but...

Both, considering Hancock is the cock who has his own MP app that was massively flawed and full of security holes and privacy issues.

If you own one of these 45 Netgear devices, replace it: Kit maker won't patch vulnerable gear despite live proof-of-concept code

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Re: I wonder

I've tried, with my shit Virgin up that has the shitest built in aerials but, the Draytek it is bridged too, gets an IP address yet doesn't ever go out to the Internet. I don't know what Virgin are doing to it but it refuses to get an Internet connection so I'm still stuck with the shitty Virgin hub.

Google extends homeworking until this time next year – as Microsoft finds WFH is terrific... for Microsoft

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I'm enjoying it

Missed the 2nd screen so grabbed one from work. Get up later, don't have to walk 20mins into work but always available to pop into office if needed. This has got to be better on a lot of peoples mental health due to not having to commute.

It annoys me that the last place I was at, I said all along "Why are you having your monthly meetings at each others site? We're IT, we can surely teleconference". No, I was told, this is the way we do it. I suspect a few were claiming more on the travel than they were actually doing so making a bit of money from it. Now there is no choice but to teleconference and shows I, and others that said it, were right all along.

Mysterious supernova is blasting far-flung galaxy with flashes of UV light – and astroboffins don't know why

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Its the Borg

at least it normally is.

My life as a criminal cookie clearer: Register vulture writes Chrome extension, realizes it probably breaks US law

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Next...

... we'll be arrested for skipping adverts on TV using the fast forward on the Virgin box (other providers are available)

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Re: however on the good side

I see your point but I think because most of us see the national newspapers that do this as not very nice, we don't have much sympathy.

VMware to stop describing hardware as ‘male’ and ‘female’ in new terminology guide

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Sometimes its just easier to understand

When you describe things as male or female. Like in Process Explorer, you have the "Parent" process, then all the "Child" processes that were run from the "Parent". You also have "Orphan" processes where the "Parent" process ended/closed and the "Child" process is left behind.

For me, this makes understanding it in my head so much easier.

Ex-boss of ICANN shifts from 'advisor' to co-CEO of private equity biz that tried to buy .org for $1bn+

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You just

need to read the first part and straight away it shows how fucking bent it all is.

Oh sure, we'll just make a tiny little change in every source file without letting anyone know. What could go wrong?

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Ricoh

I was on the print server having a look at some settings in Ricoh's Follow Me printing solution during a quiet time, way back in 2015 I think. Notice the "Purge print jobs once logged out" option. That would be useful for security. Ticked it, applied. I'm aware of change control, just wasn't thinking and as I was the only one that properly knew the system, I doubt the idea would of come up on why it wasn't a good idea to apply.

All was quiet. Then I noticed calls coming in for failed print jobs. Jobs failing half way through etc.

Then it hit me as I'd witnessed it many a time. The users swipe their cards and choose their print job and instead of waiting for it to finish printing, log out. That of course meant their job purged before it finished. Or their job was so long, the timeout would kick in and log them out (because they all kept leaving themselves logged in so had to put a timeout on the printer login).

Oops. I grabbed all the calls, quickly turned the purge print jobs on logout option off and quietly closed all the calls. No one noticed so didn't get moaned at for not following request for change.

Pretend your holiday wasn't cancelled from next month: Microsoft Flight Simulator cleared for take-off

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Console?

I'm assuming it will be a bit shit on the consoles?

Back in the day, due to lack of squawk all the modders would add their own so alot more airports had it than they would. You could listen to the AI squawking each other if I remember right. Assume that won't be possible on consoles due to lack of modding options.

Keep it Together, Microsoft: New mode for vid-chat app Teams reminds everyone why Zoom rules the roost

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Re: Zoom banned...

One of the issues with Zoom is if you are using the free version, there is no end to end encryption. Its only included in the paid for version.

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Re: Teams isn't just a video conferencing tool...

No downvoting here, everyone is allowed their own opinion.

I actually like Office, always have. Teams is OK but a bit fucking annoying.

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Re: Annoys me

They appear to now be posting all comments on the YouTube video.

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Annoys me

Why can't they just be fucking honest.

1. They are clearly moderating their video as only praise comments are being allowed. I put constructive criticism which hasn't appeared.

2. Zoom, although I don't like it, is popular cause its easy and just works.

3. Their video is MASSIVELY misleading. They are all using the same camera, all in the same location and no doubt have greenscreens setup. This allows them to cleanly cut the user out to put them in the fake background. In reality this won't happen. It won't cleanly cut out the user so they'll blend into the background and be missing limps or heads. For most, it will probably work but you'll have to keep still to stop yourself or body parts blending into the background. We know this is so because it already happens in Teams and their fake backgrounds. I use those, they work OK but, move slightly and my arm is removed. Its clear the software now believes my arm is part of the real background so removes it. The gap between my headphones when on my head, reveals the real background.

4. Teams needs work before this. Images and emojiis constantly disappear or fail to load forcing you to restart it.

I think its a pointless idea that won't work as well as claimed in the video. Everyone hates bullshit marketing and even more bullshit moderation of a video so only praise comments appear.

High-flying Microsoft exec jumps to Magic Leap as CEO. No, we haven't got that the wrong way round

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Re: So what do Microsoft know that we don't..........?

Possibly just access to the patents.

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True but wouldn't that be illegal?

You may be distracted by the pandemic but FYI: US Senate panel OK's backdoors-by-the-backdoor EARN IT Act

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We're all fucked....

....for a while. Until those "Police only" backdoors are leaked and they will be. Either by internal means or a state just throwing lots of resources at cracking said backdoor. Once it affects those senators, then they'll realise the mistake they made.

For everyone else. We're all be snooped on. The terrorists? They won't be as they'll use or develop their own underground encrypted chat channel and when asked to allow a "backdoor" they'll tell the government to jog on.

Barclays Bank appeared to be using the Wayback Machine as a 'CDN' for some Javascript

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Re: I'm smarter...

Am I missing something? I don't get it?

Capita Consulting ditching more than a quarter of its workforce 45 days after consultations with consultants

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Re: Er ...

Always found it funny that they bought out a test system with live ammo inside it. But I guess the live ammo was a plant?

UN warns of global e-waste wave as amount of gadgets dumped jumps 21% in 5 years

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Re: Blame...

Agreed. But right to repair is a start. Allowing the likes of Apple and, for whatever reason CompTIA (yes they are fighting right to repair) to stop Right To Repair is the worst governments could do. But it's all about money and the clueless. If they convince the correct clueless senator to be with them, they'll manage to block it.

I still can't work out why CompTIA are trying to block it considering their exam is about creating engineers. I'm now boycotting all CompTIA stuff since I heard that.

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Blame...

...the fruit one called Apple. Making their phones and other kit as unrepairable as possible. And also fighting right to repair.

Someone must be bricking it: UK govt website for first-time home buyers snapped up for £40,000 after left to expire

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Re: How is this STILL a thing!?

If you treat admins like shit and then eventually make them redundant. They aren't going to want to keep records. I suspect the original purchaser left long ago and no one bothered to mention it in the hand over.

After huffing and puffing for years, US senators unveil law to blow the encryption house down with police backdoors

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All hope is lost

When you have US Attorney General William Barr, who appears to be, I say appears to be, ones of the most bent, corrupt cunts in the admin.

None shall pass: Yet another layer to protect hapless users, employers from dodgy docs added to Microsoft 365

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Re: Show me the money

Thats the most annoying part about cloud, the forced updates and forced "We looked at our data and not enough people use this service so it will no longer be available. Yes, we know 100k of you rely on it, but that's not enough for us to keep it available. So suck it and move on. And yes, we're aware in the good old days of local installs you could of kept it forever, but not anymore. And yes, we'll continue to do this over and over yet still promote cloud as being better than local installs, when in fact, its a bit of both"

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Hmmm

"We want to make the cloud more secure for you, despite people exploiting 365 trials to send you spam and/or malware. But to make it more secure, you have to give us more money".

UK police's face recognition tech breaks human rights laws. Outlaw it, civil rights group urges Court of Appeal

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Shame no one grabbed the YouTube record before they removed it.

Facebook's $500k deepfake-detector AI contest drama: Winning team disqualified on buried consent technicality

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None of you will now win

But us because we've now seen your code and although we won't, obviously, use it code for code, you just know we're gonna rip off the way you went about using your code. You've given us some great ideas for free. Oh...whats that... you'll sue will you? Have you seen our bank account. Its never ending so we'll just make the suit never ending till you're bankrupt.

Are we cunts? Yes. Do we care? No.

What does London's number 65 bus have to hide? OS caught on camera setting fire to '22,000 illegal file(s)!!'

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As we're talking about buses

I'm hoping someone else remembers this. I've looked all over the Internet and asked on a bus enthusiasts forum but can't find any photos.

Back in the 80s. Probably early 80s, in London the double deckers for some reason would only allow you to get on and off the bus at same door. So from what I remember, and I was only about 6 or 7 when used to catch it as was before my mum could drive, when you got on the base there was a partition down the centre so separate those getting on and off the bus. Anyone else remember this setup?

Also from the 80s you'd pay the driver and he had a machine that had a shoot. When he'd click the till for your change, it would slide down the shoot into the tray. I can't find any references to any of this online and wondering if its one of my recently created false memories I've been having?

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Re: Apparently the Waterstones is moving.

I never seemed to have much of a wait for the 65 from what I remember. So much so, and before smartphones to keep me busy. If the first 65 was too busy, I'd wait for the next one. One day I was glad I did. Because I'd sit upstairs at the front. That way I could see all the traffic and see how many were at the next stop so would then know how long you'd be waiting at each stop. Anyway. This one day I waited for the 2nd 65 as first was too packed. It arrived, I got my favourite seat. We got around the one way system heading out of Kingston only to pass the bus I skipped. It had stopped because, sadly, it had hit a school kid that ran out in front of it. I think the kid was alright. Was weird knowing I'd have seen the whole thing if I'd taken that first bus.

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Ah the 65 bus

The very bus I used to go to Kingston uni on in 1999. The whole route. From Ealing Broadway to Kingston. Would then wait outside Waterstones in Kingston waiting to go home, struggling not to fall asleep on the route. Was also the reason I was late for programming lectures each week, because they'd start at 9 and bus would take an hour to get there. I'd also come to realise, I no longer wanted to do programming.

Went recently after not having been there for 17 years. Just went shopping, had to look on the map to find out where I used to wait for the bus. Apparently the Waterstones is moving.

Of no interest to anyone but me but thought I'd air this info anyway :)

ServiceNow slammed for 'tone deaf' letter telling customers contracts can't be tweaked as COVID-19 batters businesses

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Re: We use Service Now where I work...

He didn't need hindsight, it was slapping him in the face from China yet he ignored it.

Health Sec Hancock says UK will use Apple-Google API for virus contact-tracing app after all (even though Apple were right rotters)

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And I bet those

"54,000 people downloaded the software" can request their data now be removed.

The fact Matt couldn't even get his own, personal app right, shows we need not listen to any of his advice regarding IT.

https://www.theregister.com/AMP/2018/02/01/matt_hancock_app_privacy_bug_ed_vaizey/

How do you run a military court over Zoom? With 28 bullet points and a ceremonial laptop flunkey, of course!

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So we can't have Huawei

Kit but its OK to use the Chinese based Zoom, that, at one point (it may have changed) were routing all meetings through China based servers. And if you use the free client, you don't get end-to-end encryption.

Boffins find that over nine out of ten 'ethical' hackers are being a bit naughty when it comes to cloud services

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Re: It is happening now

You could. But if you then roll up to said street in your car later and are seen on a laptop, most people report "There is an odd car outside with a guy on a laptop. I think he's up to no good". The fuzz then arrive and you're buggered unless you have a back story.

Hey is trying a new take on email – but maker complains of 'outrageous' demands after Apple rejects iOS app

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Erm...no

" File attachments that you send are not included with the email, but sent as links to files stored on Basecamp's servers." Don't want them deciding what to dump or not, it also won't stop scammers.

At work I've seen legit mailboxes from companies that have had compromised accounts, so they'd be on the allowed list, who then send the infected document in a password protected zip so the likes of Basecamps servers wouldn't be able to scan. The 2nd email they send you the password. Anyone not clued up will fall for it so still get exposed to the scam email.

That is what their idea won't fix. Is legit, allowed list accounts, being compromised and sending spam.

And who wants to pay $99 a year for "A new way of doing email". Especially, like others have said, for a company that could, at any moment, go bust before you've had a chance to download all the attachments that were sent to you.

Forget biz insider threats for a moment – let's talk about partners turning rogue and installing spyware on phones

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Difficult...

...when the police are the problem.

Alexandra Heal won the Private Eye Paul Foot award this year for her Nowhere To Turn project. It highlights some victims of domestic abuse where the abuser was a police officer.

“The more research I did into this story, the more women I found who had suffered domestic abuse at the hands of police. In these cases, the abusers were members of the police force themselves and would use their power to intimidate the victim into silence.

“Some of the police forces would avoid disciplining their officers who were reported for domestic abuse by saying that their actions were carried out in their personal lives rather than on the job.”

Wailing Wednesday follows Patch Tuesday as versions of Windows 10 stop playing nicely with plugged-in printers

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Re: Borksoft

I think the issue is, Sat Navs insistence in moving everything to the cloud and possibly trying to make Windows software as service with a yearly fee (if they did that I think they'd slowly kill it as everyone would move to, god forbid, Apple and, better, Linux). And although I have a man crush on Mark Russinovich cause of his amazing sysinteral tools and his yearly (which he's sadly now stopped doing) talks on using the tools with real world examples, even he's pushing for cloud but then he is now the head of Azure.

Whatsapp blamed own users for failure to keep phone number repo off Google searches

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Re: I don't use WhatsApp because it's owned by Facebook

Yes he is a cunt but I was using WhatsApp before he owned it and when I had to pay yearly for it. I enjoyed it, was very useful and now, although I hate Facebook, I'll stick with WhatsApp. I'm also well aware for it to be free they'll have sold my data. Not bothered. Rather that than have to pay for WhatsApp. If I get cold called because of it, I simply say nothing and hang up. So all good.

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Re: It's an unknown

But there will be a fare use policy in there. Like there was on mine yet I managed to go "over" my "unlimited" txts. They should be banned from using the word unlimited when it clearly isn't.

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Still has an issue

With profile or being discovered is on by default and you have to specially go in and set yourself to private or allow only your contacts to add you.

Which means I still have old friends I no longer see in my phone book with their old number. That number that now belongs to someone else who hasn't hidden their profile. So I can now see "Sally" appears to now be "Dave".

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Re: It's an unknown

"Is there any good reason"

Yes. Some years ago I ended up spending over £100 in txt messages as I'd gone over my limit. Then a few years later I'd reach my limit so had to wait for the new month. Then I finally forced myself to sort out my old shitty contract.

Anyway. I then discovered WhatsApp and realised I could essentially send txt messages and picture messages for free.

Someone got so fed up with GE fridge DRM – yes, fridge DRM – they made a whole website on how to bypass it

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Re: Entirely legal

Right To Repair is also being objected by the knobs that are Apple. That is what is wrong with the industry. Apple could easily back it and still make profits.

Earnings up, broadband users (and voice calls) down: TalkTalk posts prelim results for FY 2020

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TalkTalk the arses

Block TeamViewer by default so trying to get to a users machine while working from home was a pain. Then having to go into their router a turn off the blocking. One said users speeds aren't even 1mb up or down.

TalkTalk are useless.

Keepnet kerfuffle: Firing legal threats at bloggers did infosec biz more damage than its exposed database

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Never use them again

We all now know to boycott Keepnet.

Well done Keepnet, see you at the job centre soon.

Scottish cops dangle £6m for help understanding 160TB treasure trove of structured and unstructured data

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Most probably junk

report1.docx

report1_1.docx

report1_11.docx

report1_111.docx

and so on from all the documents that they were trying to save that had the same name. Or they did a minor update to it.

Developers renew push to get rid of objectionable code terms to make 'the world a tiny bit more welcoming'

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Pointless

"activists (white people) in the software community have taken the opportunity to remind people that they're trying to do away with terminology tied to racial oppression. Much like the white people that try and ban Christmas trees in retail spaces in some councils, ignoring the fact other races also enjoy Christmas just for the holiday season it is.

NASA launches a challenge to fund AI systems for future spacecraft – hopefully without HAL-style errors

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Re: The AI will just...

Its not beyond hokey when you look at those models or real AI being given a reward for completion of a task but not being given strict enough instructions not to cheat. Yes, its highly unlikely if we take AI safety serious enough but also not impossible.

And you can never say true General Intelligence AI is impossible. Its highly improbable at the moment but we don't know what we'll invent in the future that may make it possible.

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The AI will just...

...kill us all.

I don't wear a tinfoil hat. Its fine looking into AI but I think we have to be careful with it. Having watched Rob Miles video recently on AI safety and specification gaming.

You'll give the AI a reward for finding a cure for Covid 19. But because the AI is allowed to do its own thing and learn. It will just learn it can just kill everyone to get its reward. If there are no humans to cure, it doesn't have to find a cure but can still claim its reward.

https://youtu.be/nKJlF-olKmg

And below the list of results.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRPiprOaC3HsCf5Tuum8bRfzYUiKLRqJmbOoC-32JorNdfyTiRRsR7Ea5eWtvsWzuxo8bjOxCG84dAg/pubhtml

One of the amusing and scary ones is the agent that would constantly kill itself at the end of level 1 to avoid losing at the end of level 2.