* Posts by steviebuk

2630 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Feb 2017

'Non-commercial use only'? Oopsie. You can't get much more commercial than a huge digital billboard over Piccadilly

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Re: Free for non-commercial use?

Bit confused. You pay for your license so you install the business version on yours and login. Everyone, your clients, are free to install the free version and you, under your license, are entitled to then connect to theirs. Its how we use it at work. We have 2 channels. 3 of us are signed in as the admin on our laptops. All other laptops have the free version installed with unattended remote access on. 2 of us can connect at a time. This setup is how TeamViewer themselves say to roll it out.

So not sure why your license doesn't allow them to install the free version for you to then be able to use your corporate version to connect.

India says 'Zoom is a not a safe platform' and bans government users

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The Queen uses it so it's *100% safe.

*It's not. But upper management like stuff that's easy and tend not to listen. Until there is a breach, and will then point a finger at you and make you take the fall.

Microsoft 365 invites users to 'Ask Me Anything' – as long as it doesn't require a clued-up exec to deliver clear answers

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Still better than gsuite

Lockdown endgame? There won't be one until the West figures out its approach to contact-tracing apps

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Also the in the UK we have plenty of fuck whits (chavs) that ignore rules and think they'll never get it. The same idiots that all went to the pub for one last glass before they shut. The same (and I'd call these ones cunts) that were in Spain singing "We all have the virus" ignoring the Spanish police. If I were Spain. I'd have taken a record of all their passports and banned them for 10 years.

Australia to make Google and Facebook disclose ranking algorithms and pay for local content

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As much as I dislike them I disagree. Some things they do good and free. Google Keep is very useful, shame no decent plugin for Firefox. And Google Maps is very useful, being able to see my old home town in street view is fascinating.

Baby, I swear it's déjà vu: TalkTalk customers unable to opt out of ISP's ad-jacking DNS – just like six years ago

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Teamviewer

TalkTalk are the same knobs that decide to, by default, block Teamviewer on their routers because "The bad guys use it" yes, and they use other fucking apps as well. And us good support people also use Teamviewer so now everyone is staying at home, we're having to try and talk people through logging onto their router to unblock Teamviewer so we can then connect to them.

I hate TalkTalk, the dicks.

Don't Zoom off elsewhere: Google plugs video-chat service Meet into Gmail as user eyes start wandering

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Re: Looking back...

Problem is they haven't done much development on Hangouts for a long time and its now disappearing for the public and moving to gsuite only.

Capita inks deal with NHS to 'bring back staff': Workers get an hour of training to recruit and vet retired doctors, nurses

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Re: Shambling to Gehenna

I swear he has naked photos of people that don't want them released. He's shit at everything he did yet kept being put in important positions.

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How long...

...before we find out, which will also expose a "cover up", that Crapita fucked up, and signed off on a medic as legit and not at all struck off.

Sadly, I fear, that won't happen until we discover that medic also killed a few people in their return to front line.

Hopefully it doesn't come to that, hopefully someone else spots it before they get a chance to do any damage.

Craptia are looking for praise but all they really give a shit about is looking like they are doing something so they can win loads of government contracts when this is all over because "Crapita where helpful nice chaps and chapesses."

New IBM CEO Arvind Krishna says hybrid cloud will be bigger than mainframes, services, middleware

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I wonder if...

... he's reversed the "Not allowed to work from home policy" the past knob put in place.

From Amanda Holden to petrol-filled water guns: It has been a weird week for 5G

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Re: Consequeneces

And this is why I feel the clapping for support staff is *pointless. Not because I'm a heatless arsehole (we donated to two NHS charities instead to provide them food and PPE equipment) but because the same people coming out clapping for the NHS are the same people that are burning the masts. And the people like the cunt yesterday who walked up to the local Post Office depot with card in hand with his son. Then proceeded to kick the door with force several times shouting out "Fucking wankers" cause he couldn't get his parcel. "Fuck the safety and wellbeing of the workers, I want my parcel".

*Not totally. I understand some can't afford to donate and it's their only way to give support, which is a nice touch. Just can't stand knowing half of them are probably knobs that were moaning about the NHS before this, and are just taking part so they can stick it on their social media pages to say "Look at me".

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Re: Who'd have thought

I fear 7 people didn't get your joke

Absolutely everyone loves video conferencing these days. Some perhaps a bit too much

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Maybe I'm not professional enough...

... as if he truly was a cunt, I'd have dropped him in it.

ZX Spectrum prototype ROM is now available for download courtesy of boffins at the UK's Centre for Computing History

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Re: Hardware failed to boot

One person has already decompiled it when I saw their video go up :)

Zoom's end-to-end encryption isn't actually end-to-end at all. Good thing the PM isn't using it for Cabinet calls. Oh, for f...

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Re: Webex....

Knobhead Cummings probably told them to use Zoom and they wouldn't say no. If anyone looks like a bully he REALLY does.

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This is because...

...Rick Moranis, sorry I mean Michael Gove "has had enough of experts"

:)

UK Information Commissioner OKs use of phone data to track coronavirus spread

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Aussie!

"But Australia’s PM declares it doesn’t align with national values" but its OK to force back doors into encryption. Fucking idiots!

Yeah, that Zoom app you're trusting with work chatter? It lives with 'vampires feeding on the blood of human data'

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Re: More fool me

Google Hangouts is fucking awful and the general public version is going away. You'll only be able to use it within gsuite

Brits swarm Dixons Carphone for laptops, printers, games consoles, fridges, freezers to weather out COVID-19 storm

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Re: mobiles

Or the ability to drop it on the pavement and smash it :)

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I wonder

"Early signs are that this strong [online] trading has continued since stores closed and will help to compensate for lost sales,"

Lost sales of unneeded warranties.

Internet Archive opens National Emergency Library with unlimited lending of 1.4m books for stuck-at-home netizens amid virus pandemic

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Re: Out of print

And you may buy a digital copy on Amazon, only for whoever owns the copyright to have a falling out with Amazon so the next time your Kindle connects to the Internet, despite having paid for the book, it will get deleted.

PC owners borg into the most powerful computer the world has ever known – all in the search for coronavirus cure

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Re: Very worthy

I only had 64GB RAM because I run a lot of VMs with VMWare Workstation on my PC :)

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Re: Very worthy

Joined the team. Only have an old i7. Had 64GB RAM but now down to 56GB as had issues with a stick a while ago. And only have a GTX 1060

Don't believe the hype: Today's AI unlikely to best actual doctors at diagnosing patients from medical scans

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Covid has maybe...

...exposed the somewhat bullshit claims of a lot of AI. Because the GPs are now saying they struggle to diagnose people remotely because of requiring to listen to their chest.

World's smallest violin to be played for opportunistic sellers banned from eBay and Amazon for price gouging

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Hmmm

It's very shitty but the problem is, its capitalism. I don't hear the same bodies shouting at the insurance companies in America that won't give out treatment for Covid for free. When Trump, the idiot, said testing would be free and all treatment, they all rushed to the phones and papers to say "TREATMENT ISN'T FREE".

I don't hear the same bodies berating the likes of Apple for selling their devices at a massive market up. And the American pharma companies putting massive markeups on drugs way before all this kicked off.

Labour’s Shadow Health Secretary Jonathan Ashworth said the prime minister “wants to sign up to a US trade deal with Trump which would force the NHS to buy pricier drugs from US pharmaceutical companies putting NHS finances at risk”

Capita CEO and CFO take 'voluntary' pay cut of 25% amid coronavirus outbreak

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Does this..

.. for the free advertising it gets, clearly shown by the pimping of their services and how they can help, when interviewed about this. They'll some how claim it as a charity donation so get tax relief I bet.

Whoa, someone actually texted you in 2020? Oh, nvm, it's just Boris Johnson, telling you to stay the f**k at home

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Re: Fake News

I'm on Three and it was never flagged as spam for me but as it had a link in it, I assumed it was. And the fact was out of the daily exercise walk, thought, if legit, have they spotted me on the move so sent it? :)

Taiwan collars coronavirus quarantine scofflaws with smartphone geo-fences. So, which nation will be next?

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Re: Which is more important, Privacy or Death?

But once this is on, it won't be turned off. We've already seen this in the US with the big citizen database that was created for terrorism tracking yet the FBI started abusing it to look up any old joe/jane.

TeamViewer is going to turn around and ignore what you're doing with its freebie licence to help new remote workers

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Re: Its a bit of a mess at moment

I can only suggest I was panic posting that last one due to all the mistakes.

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Its a bit of a mess at moment

For us that paid for a licenses as they don't appear to be honouring the same for people with a licenses. We have two agent licenses which it thinks are both in use so we now can't use it.

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Ironic

We have the paid for version at work. It's ironic as it's now spamming me "An error occurred while retrieving your license. Please restart the application or contact our support." Restarting it isn't helping.

India's peak IT body tells outsourcers to check contract cancellation fine print while Coronavirus reigns

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Re: Contingency plans

And "A plan that I thought of first, before anyone else".

Microsoft names priority users for new Azure capacity – emergency services, government, remote workers top the list

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And how..

...do they work who is important?

Netflix starts 30-day video data diet at EU's request to ensure network availability during coronavirus crisis

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Good but...

....what about the people that pay for the HD quality and the 4K package? I assume they'll get money back?

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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So many....

...PHBs insist on "cloud, cloud, cloud" and "Infrastructure free" yet don't realise how fucking expensive it ends up being.

Broadcom sues Netflix for its success: You’re stopping us making a fortune from set-top boxes, moans chip designer

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Hopefully...

...it gets thrown out. Fucking idiots. As bad as Apple. Anyone starts making money, they sue "Only we're allowed to make money!"

Data surge as more Brits work from home? Not as hard on the network as their nightly Netflix binges, claims BT

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So...

...the old DVD collection will have some use when Netflix, Amazon, NOW go offline then :)

All, quick, panic buy all the DVDs at the local charity shops. Benefits you and the charity shop and charity.

Supply, demand and a scary mountain of debt: The challenges facing IT as COVID-19 grips the global economy

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Re: Well, at least i now understand why supermarkets have no loo roll...

You need kitchen roll. Loo roll falls apart too easy.

Not exactly the kind of housekeeping you want when it means the hotel's server uptime is scrubbed clean

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Re: Who was really at fault?

Because when you have the likes of Pullman St Pancras, a big chain hotel, who can't even be bothered to wireless isolate their whole network, allow you to wondering around looking at what other devices are on the network. And have server IIS installs open to anyone wondering round on their un-isolated network you can see even the big chains don't give a shit about IT security.

To be fair, as I was in my room reporting it to them via Twitter, that very day they started to lock it all down.

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This is the problem when you treat the working staff shitty. I bet the cleaner would of normally read and obeyed the sign but some PHB probably said "I don't care what any signs say, clean EVERY room".

Microsoft throws a bone to those unable to leave the past behind: .NET 5 support on the way for Visual Basic

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Still needed Windows 98...

...recently to look at my old Lottery Program I wrote in Visual Basic 5 back in 1999-2000 - Released in 2000. Found my old CD from Uni. Looking back, the program was shit but I didn't know enough back then. And its taken 20 years for me to fix a bug in the code :) for the install. I can only assume I was being lazy back then cause it didn't take long to work out what the issue was.

BT CEO tests positive for coronavirus, goes into self-isolation after meeting fellow bosses from Vodafone UK, Three, O2 plus govt officials

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No because they don't talk to the low down peasants don't you know.

Capita hops on UK's years-late, billions-over-budget Emergency Services Network to keep legacy system alive

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That's great

Try using EE at Royal Sussex hospital in Brighton and you'll be fucked. There is little to no signal.

NordVPN quietly plugged vuln where an HTTP POST request without authentication would return detailed customer data

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The PC-Slowing Software.

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You are aware TunnelBear is now owned by McAfee right?

Open-source, cross-platform and people seem to like it: PowerShell 7 has landed

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Re: Need a new book

Thanks. Very good to know. Used it in a script to remove - from thousands of files this week and replace with a space.

Got it working but wasn't totally sure what the $_.name bit was doing. Looking up name for Powershell didn't help either.

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Need a new book

I beg of someone in the know, to write a website or book with real world scripts and then take each bit of the script and explain what it is all doing, step by step. For people like me who aren't the brightest, need hand holding especially when learning something new. The amount of sites I find with example scripts and then the person assumes you have a degree in computing so we get

"This script takes the output of the current object and pipes it into the next command that processes it into an output table."

Explain what the pipe is! Don't just say it and assume we know. I now do, but others don't.

I searched for a while the other day to find out what the fuck $_ was and then $_.name used in scripts and on sites but no one explains the little details. What is that specific bit of code doing!

I found one guide but it was explaining about a Linux command. But was exactly how I want Powershell guides. The guide had broken down every bit of the Linux command to explain what each bit did.

I then found one site that finally explained the $_ in English. Its a global variable. Like a big box with nothing in it but where you can store data. Because its global its built into powershell so you don't have to declare it (say what it is). You can add it on to a command to store the results of the command into it.

With $_.name you're taking the data that is in your big box and I believe the .name means that data is a file name.

Please make that book. I'd buy it.

You. Drop and give me 20... per cent IPv6 by 2023, 80% by 2025, Uncle Sam tells its IT admins after years of slacking

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Re: Crap

Somewhat agree.

I like knowing that

10.0.0.1 is my router

10.0.0.2 is my main PC

10.0.0.3 is the spare PC

10.0.0.50 is the NAS

10.0.0.51 is the other NAS

10.0.0.23 is a fanless 24 port managed switch.

10.0.0.24 is another one

Fuck knows what they'd be if all set to IPv6 and sod remembering them.

Maersk prepares to lay off the Maidenhead staffers who rescued it from NotPetya super-pwnage

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Or "Accounts" or even "Confidential" that word always makes someone want to look.

Microsoft's latest cloud innovation: Printing

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How long before

A company implements this where the directors have decide, over IT, that the failover line will be the same provider as the main line. Ignoring the point of the fucking failover. So when BT goes down, lets hop over to the failover line......OH....that's BT as well.

Not only can you now not use your cloud 365 solution, you also can't fucking print anything.