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Passwords stored in public Google Doc then showed up in search results

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NHS - Early 2000s

Being at the NHS early 2000s and leaving in 2010, it was during the years of NHS mail that was only allowed for "special" staff, despite it being useful for some of us in IT. Would only work on the Blackberries because of encryption but during this period, Apple, at least with the itouch, would send a signal to the exchange server and fool it that the itouch was encrypted when it wasn't (turned out to be a bug that was flagged by Microsoft to tell Apple to fix it and was patched but I choose to just never install the patch). This allowed me to use it for my NHS mail all the time I was there. Roll on leaving in 2010, this continued to work for 3 months after I left, as in, the itouch was still picking up my NHS e-mails daily. I left it connected to see how long it would take them to lock my admin account. 3 months and only because I told an engineer who still worked there, her reply "I told them the day you left so they should have locked your account then but clearly hadn't bothered".

Deeply buried 16-year-old SQLite bug caused last year's Tailscale outages

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Tailscale

is great. When on a cruise ship last year, discovering (though I suspected they would) the arseholes were blocking VPNs, I jumped on my tailscale instead and used that. Was also able to use my endpoint at home as my phone just assumed I was still at home in England instead of Europe.

Give Palantir up to $244M through 2028, says internal Defense Department memo

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Why not just

give them a massive brown envelope as that's what it looks like and this admin seems to not care about covering up corruption anymore.

Linus Torvalds says AI has made 'huge' Linux kernel updates the new normal

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But why

When Linux has been massively successful over the years without using LLM Ai, why rely on it now.

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Re: Hmmm

And ignore the environmental costs.

Cyberattack on logistics giant CEVA delivers customer data into the wrong hands

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KNP Logistics Group

Was doing a piece for this and disappointed to see the register appears to have only done an advert for this and not a proper article. The rotate the passwords ever 30 to 90s days is now actually against best practice as it makes people write those passwords down. Password managers won't work at Windows login and Windows Hello isn't the most secure.

IT department put sticky notes on the laptops to help employees log in

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Re: Sometimes

Yes but then you can never prove "No, nothing was wrong with the MFD, you were just putting your password in". Sick of users blaming their fuck ups on IT so sometimes, you want to gently, without being an arse, show them without words that "You were putting your password in wrong".

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Sometimes

This does annoy me "Even the IT department should not know your password, should someone in IT themselves turn rogue.". Making it 1000s times harder to support people with that. Yes, I understand but when you get some fuckwhit who's incapable of using their fucking fat fingers to type their login details into the fucking MFD to register their card, I end up just doing it myself so I can move on to the next ticket. So yes, sometimes, I do have to get them to give me their details.

Had one person insist "I'm doing it right, I'm doing anything wrong, the MFD just isn't working". OK, let me try, working with my details. Let me watch you "See, its not working, its not letting me in". OK, well way to test it is if you give me your login and I'll try. So I do. Doesn't work. I try to login to Windows with same details, doesn't work "This password is def wrong then".... "No it isn't" she bleets. "Look....oh...erm, there maybe a . at the end".

Oh look, now the fucking printer works.

Cunt!

UK charities count the cost of Beacon CRM cyberattack

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The CEO's of the charities normally take the money

It may have changed as was way back in 2003 when I did a volunteer day at Computer Aid International, in London. It was awful, day release prisoners were used who didn't give a shit so half the stuff the computers needed being shipped weren't included. The toilet was REALLY awful and then the CEO office. MASSIVE, it was the massive, with his desk in the middle and he was tan tastic. I assume spending the charity money travelling the world.

I never went back.

Double trouble for Microsoft as pre-owned software license claims converge

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Re: Must be hard for Microsoft…

Or they'll drag it out hoping otherside run out of money or all die.

New Boeing finally gets going, 15 years after debut

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Re: "New"

Its a bit like, but on a smaller scale, estate agents that do the contracts for landlords.

Like the incident on reddit other day on the DIYUK section. Someone asked if the big cracks appearing in their rently were anything to be concerned about. That had gotten bigger over the year. With the final photo showing the whole house moving away from the small extension, with a large gap in the bricks.

The agents for the landlord did their inspection and said "Oh that's normal it will be fine. Nothing to worry about". When its really fucking clear the house is close to collapsing! All because the agents don't want the expensive of moving the renter and telling the owner they'll have to pay put a large sum to fix their house. Because the agents just want their commission to continue. Fuck the person living in that house life.

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I wouldn't trust it

Its Boeing and consider the FAA is now control by Agent Orange's admin, would not surprise if they just signed anything when ordered to by agent orange.

China turns up the heat with open model blitz as US model makers panic

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Re: Not a fan

Its funny that you assume I'm American. Yes, Agent Orange is also a dictator but so is Winnie the Pooh. The man that got annoyed when he realised his own people were referring to him as Winnie the Pooh to avoid censorship so China's own social media platforms, so the man child then banned the term "Winne the Pooh" :)

The fact you defend him means you're either a CCP shill, a nationalist, a bot or a 50cent. You might like to know that outside of China, people have different opinions about different things as we aren't all forced into liking the same thing or person.

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Re: Cunning Plan

Ignoring this is CCP propaganda, we know this by saying PRC. But China's economy isn't great at the moment, just look at their housing market and the ghost cities.

I do remember Buffett saying he has no computer in his office he just reads the papers. And invests in companies where if they price of the shares are cheaper than the companies is worth, they are a buy. So that will be Oracle bankrupt now as they have put themselves into massive debt over this stupid period of computing history.

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And China doesn't kiss Winnie the Pooh's arse? Its a requirement. All companies in China are required to capitulate to the CCP.

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We all know not all of China is bad, its the CCP and the nationalists that are the issue. But you should be concerned considering how much land China buys up in Canada. Not only that, their lack of giving a shit about the environment. Their MASSIVE coal mines and the dumping of waste into the sea. And finally claiming ownership of Taiwan when the CCP have NEVER owned it. The communists won the civil war so the then government of China fled to Taiwan. The ONLY reason the CCP want Taiwan is for the technology and to end their freedom. They have never liked seeing how successful Taiwan is.

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Re: Europe

They'll have fun next year when the price of Copilot goes up to be token based instead of just a flat, monthly fee.

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Re: Europe

The funny thing with the Chinese models, it may have changed but with the CCP involved I doubt it, it was clear they'd stolen the baseline from the Western markets. Because when you'd ask the Western Ai's to make an image of a colloquial dish for the Western market, it knew "toad in the hole" didn't really have toads in. But ask the Chinese model to draw "duck soup" and it created an image of a duck swimming in soup. Granted, they were early Chinese models, but was still funny.

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Not a fan

of the CCP AT ALL. They are a dictatorship and Winnie the Pooh is "A very naughty boy". However, if this makes the Ai bubble burst and I can buy RAM and HDDs again at sensible prices then I'm all for it.

Three becomes one as Vodafone buys out merger partner

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Re: Time to move.

Tesco Insurance did same to me over 10 years ago now. Paid of car insurance in full. Then few months later claimed I owed money. Called, they apologised, sent letter to confirm. Few months later they did it all over again. Eventually they sent another letter saying they were sending debt collectors.

Called them, got out through to the fuck whit department that kept fucking up. Woman answered with attitude like she didn't want to be there. I explained, she said oh and she'd sort the issue out. That was it. No apology, nothing.

I complained and I think they offered either £20 or £50 for their fuck up. I deserved more than that but couldn't be bothered to take further.

Despite being over 10 years ago, I keep the letters in case they start again.

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Sort out

your fucking masts. In town, we hardly get any signal and no signal at all when we go into shops. And at home, nothing. Have to sit downstairs, in front room right by the window to only get one bar. They are shit.

Anthropic and OpenAI are competing to see whose agents can go rogue harder

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Concerned

Going with Robert Miles very of these events. Both companies want you to think they were stunts so you do nothing about it. When really its just them being fucking reckless with Ai safety cause they want to be first to market and get big bucks.

https://youtube.com/shorts/XnnjvIqf4fU?is=6eqhHPhWZOqGOkWI

Headteacher had the most guessable username-password combo you could imagine

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Its fine

like the leisure centre we used to support. The reception to the gym had the user name and password they used for that computer, stuck to the monitor for all gym visitors to see.

Can't fix stupid.

Brighton gig screen goes One Step Beyond with an update pop-up

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Re: That’s just

This post deserves an award :)

Word worm crawls into Copilot, spreads chaos

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Gone are the days

in the 90s when we first saw the "update" to Word our mate showed us. It was actually impressive and made it enjoyable to use. What was it? The underline squiggle of misspelt words. Its felt modern and useful.

Shame what its turned into now.

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Simple solution

Allow people to FUCKING TURN OFF copilot!! At work, it pops up in Word and we're unable to turn the fucking thing off. I assume I'd need to look at a group policy and only point it to myself as everyone else uses the shitty thing.

Its essentially become the "macro/VBS" virus of the 2020s.

DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

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Re: Yet

7 Agent Orange lovers are around, or just the CCP bots trying to get everyone to in-fight.

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Yet

The Agent Orange has a SCIF at the chav hotel called mar-a-lago, that consists of a black, see-through curtain. Allows knobs in with not only Apple Watches but also mobile phones. So they can take photos of their "meeting", while bombing Iran, putting said photo on social media and not realising it gives away all US assets in the area.

JFrog's 0-days let OpenAI's models hack Hugging Face

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Its exposing

that they are rushing to market to be the leader so they can be future billionaires, instead of keeping a check on Ai safety.

Hyperscale, hypersensitive: US teacher cuffed for applauding datacenter critics

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Re: Agent Orange

Hamburglar needs to come and do its job on that blackened heart of his very soon.

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Agent Orange

needs to be removed from office! This is why this shit is happening as they are lining his pockets to allow this shit to happen.

You never go full Nazis. Agent Orange hasn't learnt that.

And do all these "cops" and/or "Sheriffs" not know what happened to collaborators after World War 2?

Comment in code read 'Dear future me, sorry I wrote this'

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Said this before

Saying it again as I like my little coding story. I don't regret it, wasn't my fault 2 "friends" got expelled from college for it, I warned them.

Was doing my computer course and we were learning Pascal. For some reason they'd never bothered to teach us writing to files. When I came across how to do this in a really good Pascal book I got from the college library. I started to play, then found more on it in the actual Pascal help file in the editor we used.

I realised that when we'd turned the PCs on in the computer room, they'd start on C:. You'd change to T: and type login.exe

Then you'd put in your user name and password then type win for Windows 3.11 for Work Groups. I had noticed people would forget and type login.exe on C: and would leave their assignments on the root of C:. So I created a login.exe in Pascal that displayed the same (although I never worked out how to hide the password as you'd type) as the official login.exe. It would then save the user name and password to a file called assignment.wpd (using WordPerfect at the time). I tried it, it was very simple, it worked!

I stuck it on a few of the PCs in the lab to see what it could pick up. Being totally clueless that I'd written a sniffer program. I told the 3 mates "Don't abuse it. If you get caught with it, you know nothing".

Checked it one day and it had picked someone up with password "masterofpuppets". Logged in as them. I was happy I'd made something that worked. Then logged out and that was it. Told them I just wanted to see it working in the real world. Its not to be abused.

One day I was skipping college and those 3 idiots got caught with it, although other stuff was on one of their floppies abusing the lecturers as one of the "mates" was immature. The rule was, if you'd been spotted pressing the reset button on the PCs, you were up to something. So they got pulled up on that. Found with the sniffer program and the other abusive stuff. Was mainly the abusive material that got two of them expelled and one suspended for the sniffer program. They were questioned but thankfully no one cracked. Told "The code for the program was quite good who made it?". It wasn't good, it was basic and most of it taken from the help file. Lucky for me that didn't make them crack.

Had a big meeting in the hall about how serious it was as that the police could have been called (I think they didn't as they realised how shit their computer security was).

A couple of years later. My cousin and I were mailing floppy disks to each other (it was the 90s). One floppy disk at a time, full of interesting things. He'd got hold of 2600 magazines if I remember right (although not been able to find the article since, so may have been from another mag), which had a piece on Pascal and a basic cipher. So I added that to the login program to scramble the assignment.wpd file, so if they found that, it would look like junk. I never deployed it this time though, although did give it to my cousin who wanted to use it at Leeds Uni, never found out if he ever did.

Sadly, I cut up all the old floppies some years later when CDs became a big thing so I lost all the code. Been trying to recreate it recently for the nostalgia.

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What I never understood in the 80s, as a kid getting some computer magazines and books. Why they put the code in another font, a REALLY SHIT font. The other text was nice and readable, then you got the code segments that weren't.

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Probably not it but you can get a copy and paste issue. If you're in are area in Windows, like Office and copy code that has " in it, when you paste it into Powershell, its converted it to the fancy " when you just want the normal ones otherwise the script fails.

Manager showed off his DOS prowess – with a command that wiped data

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My Voice

Is My Password, Verify Me.

We know that from Sneakers and we know why its massively flawed. Yet, a few years ago when I was getting tax rebate from the tax man, their fucking system was using exactly that!!!!!

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Also precious disk space now due to the bollocks that is AI putting up the price of all drives!

OpenAI scored an own goal with Hugging Face attack, showing how open Chinese models are winning

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Re: HuggingFace

Apparently OpenAI have given them access to their preferred or whatever model now, I assume for free.

Which again, makes it look like one big marketing stunt.

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Re: T3

I look back at T2 now and, although its still great, it also suffers from Arnie now having control and thinking it needs jokes and/or wise cracks. The reason T1 was so great and amazing was because it was so dark with no jokes. Unfortunately Arnie doesn't get that and continued to insist on jokes being added.

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T3

Although only Terminator and Terminator 2 are the good ones, we were warned about this in T3. When Skynet manages to get online and then decides, to prevent from being turned off, to nuke Russia, knowing they'll nuke America back. Hopefully wiping out the humans.

The other theory (yes I know its fiction) is that they decided the problem with the world is humans. Eradicate them, and the world could heal. So it begins the process (although why it thought nukes would be healthy for the world is anyones guess)

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Its also the 50cent, whenever you mention Winnie the Pooh amd the ccp. What better way to destroy a country than using its own population to fight amongst each other. Maga still doesn't understand this as they are so full of hate.

But same with reform in the UK. Other day, two clearly racist white man van kbobheads filmed a Muslim woman catch a seagull. Cut out the ending as it didn't fit their narrative and just claimed online she was catching them to eat. An equally idiot and racist reform councilor retweeted it with disgust. Then he had to walk it all back, although was too late as the damage had been done and she's still getting abuse.

The seagull was a young one that had fallen out the nest. She's a member of a bird charity or volunteer for the protection of them. She's later shown with a couple of guys as they are taking it up a ladder back to its nest.

Sad part is, no reform voter will see that part and only believe the racist angle as they are all just full of hate.

Pope's official prayer app commits cardinal sin, leaks 700K+ users' info

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Re: 3! I give up, What's a digit?

Or 616

LG monitors are using Windows 11 feature to serve adware

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Have they forgotten about Sony's rootkit?

MPs fear Treasury cold feet could sink Whitehall's £1.15B shared services push

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Re: Treasorry

I'd really want to see why it costs that much, it makes no sense. Starting to think the same with America and their military. With the idiot Agent Orange bombing Iran and th patriot missle costing millions yet, appearing to do fuck all at times. It begs the question, why is that missle priced that much? Is it just massive markup because they know no one will ask why.

Seems to be same with government IT contracts.

User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

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Re: MFD

That sounds like the cloud version of rollow me. Ricoh appear desperate for us to move to that.

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MFD

I was looking at the Ricoh server 10 years ago now where I was last. Spotted a feature "purge jobs on logout". We used follow me printing. Oo, that sounds more secure I thought and instead of doing a request for change, decided to turn it on.

About an hour later ticket came in that someones print job stopped half way through printing. Then another, and another and another.

Oops. I realised and quickly logged into the server and turned it off.

I suddenly remembered. People would send the print jobs, sign in to release them, not wait for them to finish, and sign out which of course, that purged the print job. Oops.

I kept quiet. No one else noticed as I'd grabbed all the tickets.

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We have a person at work who started about 2 years ago now. She came from a bank. When I do my hand over of laptops I talk to them about security. Give them a few real world examples. She said banks IT security is shit.

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I get the weird, on all devices I log onto, where about a week later thereg logs me out and have to fucking sign in again.

Photovoltaics are still running after a year under Swiss trains

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This seems like

another Solar Roadways scam.

https://youtu.be/fPejBipLuFo?si=Lg0tRNqM9Y9S3cTR

MPs tell NHS to start packing Palantir's bags ahead of 2027 contract break

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Yep. I was there in 2007. Left for 7 years then went back for 2 months. Nothing had changed, the IT mentality was the same, delaying getting shit done. I'm at a nurses station installing a blood printer. Simple, setup a reservation so its gets a static IP. But no, despite doing similar elsewhere for 7 years I was told "No, 3rd line need to do that, you have to wait they are in a meeting". FFS. The nurse wants to use the PC. I wait 15 mins before some knob finally assigns the device an IP.

I feed back "Give me admin rights. I've been doing this shit for over 7 years, I know what I'm doing". No, was the answer. Waste of fucking time.

Then its a Friday, near the end of the day. The Head of ITs daughter appears in the door way "I need a job done urgently". OK, where's the ticket and where's the full time engineers? "Oh I've not done one, thought you could do it quick and they've all gone home". Fucking ell john. So we agree to do it. It consists of going over the road to another department to pick up a heavy machine to push up the hill to the main building to give to another department.

OK. We head over to the other building, oh look, our fucking ID cards don't work in that building, FFS. Call the daughter who rushes over, not even her fucking card works. We spot someone walk past who lets us in. We find the nurses in an office with the kit needing to be moved and they say "Oh, the other engineers were here earlier. They took the keyboard and mouse but left this".

The cunts. Being the lazy, useless cunts they were had left the main PC and just taken the keyboard and mouse. Left the big monitor and it was just a large PC. We load it on the trolley and push it up the hill and across the main road. Into the main building to the department it was "Urgently" needed at. Your kit is here we got asked to bring over "Oh, erm, I know nothing about it". Oh FFS!!!!

Eventually someone comes that does fucking know about it. Then we have to carry it up spiral staircase to get it onto the 2nd floor. What a fucking shit show. I left about a week later for another job.

And yes, too many mangers. And most GP surgeries are their own thing and have GP Engineers.