* Posts by Danny Boyd

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Resellers facing 'months' of delays for orders to be fulfilled. IT gathers dust on docks as coronavirus-stricken China goes back to work

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Re: China is not the world

The highest mortality rate is observed not in China, not in Iran, but in Italy - close to 5%. So pollution probably helps.

Gartner vision quest sees Microsoft, Google and IBM nipping at Amazon Web Services' heels in cloud AI

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Happy

Oracle is nowhere to be seen...

... which is reassuring.

Good news, everyone: The US military says it will be ethically minded about how it develops AI

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Re: In other news...

As rocket scientists know, "With enough thrust pigs fly just fine."

Oh good, the FTC has discovered acqui-hires... American watchdog to probe decade of Big Tech takeovers

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Or reconsider their approval of T-Mobile/Sprint merger.

Is Chrome really secretly stalking you across Google sites using per-install ID numbers? We reveal the truth

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13 Bits

Is it just me, or do 13 bits describe the range [0x0..0x7FFF] rather than [0..7999], as the article states? 0x8000 != 8000, you know. Am I missing something?

The $4.3bn trial of the century is over! Now we wait for judgment

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Re: Reserve judgement

Why is it a waste? Will somebody think of the lawyers?!

Relying on AT&T, Verizon and T-Mob US to protect you from SIM swapping? You better get used to disappointment

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Re: In person show ID?

I wonder, if you are too far from the provider's outlet to come and swap the SIM card (of this provider), where did you get the said card in the first place?

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Re: Carriers will not change unless forced to

Somebody should explain to the carriers that the only thing they need to do to solve this problem is to stop accepting SIM switch requests by phone. No additional costs involved, and they are all white and fluffy, and can scream about it in their advertisements. Profit!

Lenovo unfolds time frame for bendy ThinkPad: Pricey Windows PC out in summer '20

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Re: re: Folding tablet

X220 was the last known good X series Thinkpad. Still very decent keyboard, built like a tank, fully repairable and upgradeable, i7. Bought it refurbished for $160, spent another $150-160 on upgrades (added SSD, upgraded HDD, added RAM), and voila - best machine for my purposes for under $500. Use it extensively for five years already and expect to use it at least another 10.

Multiply it by 2, as I got two of them - for my wife and for myself.

X230 and after - don't even bother. Keyboard (famous Thinkpad keyboard!) devolved to total crap, to begin with. Also unreliable. Bought new X230 for my wife, and she had a year of pain running to the repair shop now and then, until I ran into those refurbished X220s.

Y2K quick-fix crick? 1920s come roaring back after mystery blip at UK's vehicle licensing agency

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A joke I heard 20 years ago

A COBOL programmer got rich in the end of 20th century, fixing the Y2K bugs in various systems. He decided to spend his money on trip to the future, and bought deep-freeze sleep until the year 100000.

He awoke, surrounded by people in white gowns, and asked: "Wow, is it year 100000?" One of the doctors said: "No, actually, we had to wake you up earlier. You see, it's year 9999, and we found your CV, it says you know COBOL...?"

What's that? Encryption's OK now? UK politicos Brexit from Whatsapp to Signal

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George Orwell here

All animals are equal but some are more equal than the others.

Hold my Bose, we can do premium: Sennheiser chucks pricey wireless cans at travellers

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I have Sennheiser PXC 550

Bought it when we were moved to "open space" setting. Awesome cans!

1. Great noise cancellation, works with or without music input.

2. Good battery life, lasts the whole working day or two.

3. Bluetooth plus audio jack (cable included).

4. Micro USB I use for charging only, and the cable is included, so I frankly see no diff, micro or C.

5. Sound quality is great.

6. EXTREMELY comfortable, you might forget you're wearing the headphones.

7. The price... Well, you don't buy these things every day, and anyway, retaining sanity is worth it.

It's cool for Brit snoops to break the law, says secretive spy court. Just hold on while we pull off some legal jujitsu to let MI5 off the hook...

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Re: ... “public interest”

They're thinking of children?

Alphabet, Apple, Dell, Tesla, Microsoft exploit child labor to mine cobalt for batteries, human-rights warriors claim

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Re: Those kids would starve without work

Extreme poverty is too abstract to attack. And besides, attacking extreme poverty you have to be constructive, e.g., propose a solution. It's too difficult and requires significant brain power (which is, alas, ...). Much easier to attack the companies (rich bastards, them!) consuming the end product.

Why not attack the consumers who buy the cobalt-containing stuff? Simple. They're not individually rich and they're NUMEROUS, so if they all tell you to GFYS, it'll resonate.

Stop us if you've heard it before but... Africa's internet management body mired again by corruption allegations

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Corruption?

Well, rather a bare necessity. You see, Afrinic execs are constantly ripped off trying to help out some Nigerian prince-in-exile or stranded Nigerian cosmonaut or whatever (the guy is a compatriot, so he wouldn't lie, right?). The salary just doesn't cover that. Blame the government for insufficient wages for execs.

Someone get Greenpeace on the line. Boffins clock carbon 'pollution' cloud 30,000 light-years wide choking galaxies

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Filthy rich aliens?

Man! They must have had a real s***load of fossil fuels there, mustn't they?

Deadly 737 Max jets no longer a Boeing concern – for now: Production suspended after biz runs out of parking space

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Solution

If Boeing has run out of parking space for these so called airplanes, why not start stuffing them up the C-suite managers' a... Erm, I mean, rear orifices.

But let's be humane and cut off the wings first. Not the tail though, no!

Canada's .ca supremo in hot water after cyber-smut stash allegedly found on his work Mac ‒ and three IT bods fired

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Re: Do you think

Oh dear. We're talking about some lowly PFY finking on the CEO. Whaddya think HR's reaction would be?

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Poor guy...

I mean the CEO. Even with his CEO salary, not able to buy a personal iMac (or Air) to keep the exciting stuff on. Damn Apple and their overpricing!

These are the droids you're looking for: Softbank launches Japan cafe staffed by bots

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That's cheating!

The chef is still human.

Where's our data, Google? Chrome 79 update 'a catastrophe' for Android devs with WebView apps

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Where, where... There!

Customer: "Where's our data, Google?"

Google: "All your data belongs to us. *We* have it, no need to worry."

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Re: WebView?

JavaScript? What is JavaScript? Do you still have it enabled? Pfui!

No box shifting, no Buck Rogers. Bezos-backed Blue Origin blasts off once again

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Re: Is it just me

Yeah, looks quite similar to that penisoid spaceship from "Austin Powers", albeit without rear spherical fuel tanks representing the testicles.

Iran says it staved off cyber attack but doesn't blame US

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Absolutely secure system: a black box with no inputs, no outputs and no external power inlet. Useless, true, but absolutely secure.

Americans should have strong privacy-protecting encryption ...that the Feds and cops can break, say senators

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Yes, but think about the children!

Tricky VPN-busting bug lurks in iOS, Android, Linux distros, macOS, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, say university eggheads

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Re: All hail systemd

Please receive an upvote. It is not every day we can see such pure and unabated trolling. Pure marvel. Good job!

IBM, Microsoft and Linux Foundation link arms to fight patent trolls with 'multimillion' scheme

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Re: Or, simply...

"Rounded-corners rectangle" was not exactly a software patent. However, ...

We lose money on repairs, sobs penniless Apple, even though we charge y'all a fortune

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Re: Counter-arguments

What FFS Microsoft has to do with the topic? And you forgot to mention Brexit.

What a pair of Massholes! New England duo cuffed over SIM-swapping cryptocoin charges

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Re: This easy?

There is another moment: suppose, the perps somehow transferred victim's number to their SIM card; what happens with victim's SIM card? Why is it still operational? And if it isn't, wouldn't the victim notice their phone doesn't work anymore?

Huawei. It's the patriotic choice: Mobe behemoth predicts 20% sales spike despite US sanctions

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Re: Call me pigheaded...

I'm sure Trump is utterly devastated.

GitLab mulls ban on hiring Chinese and Russian support staff because 'security'

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Following GitLab's pattern, that would be Israeli employees, not Jewish. GitLab never said it's going to get rid of all employees with Chinese or Russian ethnic background.

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No. Perversive gifs.

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I'm a bit confused...

After all multiple rants against support outsourcing I've read here, the El Reg's commentards seem pretty much united in their criticism of GitLab for reducing said outsourcing. I don't follow the logic.

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Re: How many "WTF GitLab?" stories recently?

Wow! Microsoft acquired GitLab? Just wow! Stop the Borg now!

DoHn't believe the hype! You are being lied to by data-hungry ISPs, Mozilla warns lawmakers

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Marshall Erwin seems to have said the same thing but not in capital letters.

That's not long division, Timmy! China school experimented on pupils with mind-reading tech

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What Marxism and Chinese Communist Party have in common? Just curious. Because, you know, I HAVE read Marx's "Das Kapital" (OMG, what a bore!).

Google forks out $2.1bn for Fitbit – and promises not to exploit all that delicious health data to sling ads (honest)

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WTF?

“When you use our products, you’re trusting Google with your information." How true!

Wait a sec - WHOM am I trusting with my information?!

Euro competition chief mulls forcing tech giants to prove their actions aren't harming market

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What a great idea!

Excellent idea but rather limited in scope at the moment. But it's a good start - big companies for now, small companies later, and soon private citizens will have to prove to the police they didn't do _something_ illegal _sometime_, or their _intended_ actions won't be illegal _somehow_.

My, that Orwell guy thought he depicted a totalitarian society. Hah!

Senators Wyden and Warren sic trade lapdog on AWS over Capital One hack culpability

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FAIL

"...The SSRF technique used in this incident was just one of many subsequent steps the perpetrator followed..."

Right. And if AWS pulled its thumb out and implemented the SSRF protection (in five years, for goodness' sake!), the perpetrator would not make this step and all "subsequent" after it. The lady is accused of 30 more data thefts - all from AWS buckets. Their owners also misconfigured their firewalls, I presume.

Not LibreOffice too? Beloved open-source suite latest to fall victim to the curse of Catalina

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Re: This makes me happy

Speaking of which: I am old enough to remember not only Vista, but also glorious iBrator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXHc69KW598 (reasonably SFW.)

Minigame: Celebrate Firefox 70's release by finding a website with 70+ trackers blocked

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Doesn't "how much Mozilla is looking after users" sound somewhat ambiguous?

Apple chief Tim Cook ascends to top of tech pantheon on Chinese biz school's advisory board

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Re: Oh dear

Interesting. So did I. Read your comment and thought to myself: How can you put extra i in "penis". Then re-read the original post and saw the wrongness of my ways.

Google ads from the po-po can prevent vengeful gamer nerds going full script kiddie – research

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Perplexed

If kiddies can google for a booter service provider *and find it*, what precludes FBI et. al. from doing the same? Then take the provider down?

Junior minister says gov.UK considering facial recognition to verify age of p0rn-watchers

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Re: House of Commons

I wonder why nobody so far came up with term "Facial Automated Recognition Technology". Makes nice abbreviation.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: Why anti-conformists always end up looking the same

Shirley you are.

Dropbox CEO: I will make your worklife a calmer experience

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FAIL

Re: Slightly ironic

Of course you did. Given scarcity of specialists of Indian, Chinese and whatnot extraction in Silicon Valley...

The Wun Show: Douglas Crockford has been sniffing JavaScript's bad parts again

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Re: Not right in the head

And if it's too much of a bother to warn us, could you please not forget your medications when traveling?

Google: Read my lips. You cannot link up a G Suite account with Nest smart home gizmos

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Re: G-Suite is paid for with $, Gmail with your data/privacy

"Google doesn't dig into G-Suite data" - you forgot to add the "Joke Alert" icon.

Open-source companies gather to gripe: Cloud giants sell our code as a service – and we get the square root of nothing

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Re: Conference Theme Tune

Don't forget ABBA's "Money, money, money..."

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Re: Repeat after me..

RedHat may have a different opinion.

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