* Posts by Robert Moore

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Texas lawyer sues Citibank over fake cheque scam

Robert Moore
Paris Hilton

I love these guys.

I have 8 framed cheques on the wall of my office, from scammers like these. Total value just over 6.5 Million $. Three cheques from the same scammer. I kept telling him/her/it that the cheque had not arrived and he/she/it kept sending me replacements.

It is a small expense to them, but the joy it brings to my life makes it all worthwhile. :)

Paris, because even she isn't STUPID enough to fall for these scams.

Microsoft IE8 rolls out the astroturf

Robert Moore
Linux

That was painfull to read.

Anyone sending me an email with "You know I work at Microsoft, and that I love technology," in it will be put on on permanent ignore list.

25 years of Mac - the good, the bad, and the cheese grater

Robert Moore
Jobs Halo

Where is Webster?

I used to be a big time Mac hater. I thought they were useless, over priced, point and drool garbage. Then Mac OS/X came out, and the world changed for me. I was a Linux freak at the time, and the idea of a Unix system that I could buy real commercial software for really appealed to me.

I started by comparing Apple machines to higher end PC machines and discovered to my shock that the prices were as close as to make no difference. But I still wasn't quite ready to make the switch.

But then one day in 2005 Apple announced they were switching to Intel processors, and I thought well, if it doesn't work out, I can always just run Linux on it. When the MacBook came out, I bought one.

I had a few small pains switching, but no more than I would expect when changing OS versions.

Now I have a MacBook Pro, and I am quite happy with it, I upgraded the RAM to 4GB, and use a MS trackball on it. (I could hear it screeming when I plugged that in.)

Now before someone dismisses me as an IT wannabe, let me tell you I admin a mixed network, of XP, and Mac desktops. As well as Solaris, CentOS, Debian, FreeBSD, and a couple of Windows 2003 servers. (Working on getting rid of the Windoze stuff.)

Mac malware piggybacks on pirated iWork

Robert Moore
Linux

The Mac has finally arrived

The malware writers have targeted it, take that you Linux freaks. :)

Infant calls cops to dad's dope plantation

Robert Moore
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A few Canadian facts

RCMP are required by procedure to search any residence in the event of an aborted 911 call.

There was a case recently where this procedure was not followed, a woman died, and a police dispatcher was terminated.

Canadian police work with local power companies to find grow ops by looking for houses using far more power than their neighbours.

White Rock is a fairly expensive area, with large houses over 3000 Sq feet is not uncommon.

BC pot is some of the best in the world... Or so I am told.

Possession is technically illegal, but is almost never charged.

There are many places where you will regularly smell people smoking pot, but the cops really don't seem to care.

Apple drops white Macbook processor speed

Robert Moore
Jobs Halo

Snow Leopard

Sounds to me like they are getting ready for Snow Leopard, with Open CL.

Supremes defend American net smut (yet again)

Robert Moore
Joke

I feel better now.

Thank <deity> that someone is protecting the smut pedalers.

Well, I am off to TPB to download my daily smut fix.

Acer's 10in Aspire One spied on web

Robert Moore
Linux

Improvements?

The only improvement I was is a lower price.

Whose notebook is it anyway?

Robert Moore
Coat

Whose notebook is it?

It is mine! The notebooks are mine, the desktops are mine, the servers are mine, and you are damn lucky I let you use them!

If you forget who really owns MY computers I can find a nice downgrade for you right quick.

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Why, oh why?

Why do so many of you think she is attractive? I find her an utterly repulsive, talentless, shallow, ignorant, bimbo.

I like a real woman... Like the lovely and talented Miss. Bee.

Fake plane death businessman left SOS bullet-point list

Robert Moore
Thumb Up

News story from Canada

I heard a news story on my way home from work, that he was picked up in a campsite where he had signed in using his REAL name.

Prison warders told to can 'hurtful' language

Robert Moore
Jobs Halo

I find the term PC offensive

Hopefully all the equality and diversity managers will be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Sony Vaio P netbook taken for a spin

Robert Moore
Thumb Down

Sony

Over priced crap.

Linux: this year's silver lining?

Robert Moore
Linux

Question/Answer

"So how long before Linux is the dominant operating system on servers?"

It already is... At least in my server room. :)

2009 - Thomas the Tank's journey to IT Hell

Robert Moore
Stop

Online service

"Software has gone from purchase, to rental, to free open systems and is now rapidly moving to online service."

What are you smoking? No one wants software as an online service.

This hole online software is just the latest iteration of the netcomputer.

"The computer is the network." What a load.

It hasn't worked any other time it has been tried. It is just another bad idea that will waste a pile of cash, and fail.

Apple media server rumored for Macworld Expo

Robert Moore
Jobs Halo

According to my sources

There will be no media server. But instead.

1. The death of AppleTV

2. Release of the new Mac Mini/TV

3. Early release of Snow Leopard.

His Steveness told me. :)

Microsoft gives XP another four months to live

Robert Moore
Flame

MS convinced

me to upgrade. To a Mac.

Scottish firm pays £120,000 over unlicensed software

Robert Moore
Pirate

Legal authority.

I still want to know where they derive their legal authority.

Before Pong, there was Computer Space

Robert Moore
Coat

@Andy

"it's called commuter space"

I assume it is a First Person Shooter.

Nintendo sells metric %#@&-load of Wiis in November

Robert Moore
Coat

Metric

Good on you Reg, for using Metric units of measure.

Microsoft squeezes out Oxite 'open source' blogger platform

Robert Moore
Linux

The seventh sign

Surely M$ releasing an "open source" product is the seventh sign.

Aussie convicted over Simpsons sex pics

Robert Moore
Paris Hilton

My mother

If I recall correctly my mother sent me an email with those Simpsons pics attached to it.

I am off to report her to the authorities.

Microsoft to embed RSA data cop in Windows

Robert Moore
Coat

Microsoft security

Can you say oxymoron?

Apple anti-virus advice was nothing new

Robert Moore
Coat

Mac Security

As an ex Mac hater who has come over to the dark side. I would like to point out the by default you are warned before running for the first time any program you download off the internet. The you are asked for your password before it can install anything.

This is the password that you are required to enter when setting up your account. IIRC you can enter a blank password, but it will carefully explain why this is a bad idea.

Over all, not a bad compromise between security and usability.

Mine it the flame proof coat.

Teen-bothering sonic device now does grownups too

Robert Moore
Coat

ED-209

This this won't work. What you need is the ED-209 form Omni Consumer Products.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ED-209

Asus: $200 netbooks next year

Robert Moore
Linux

Right price.

Finally someone remembered that the first "C" in SCC is for cheep.

At that price I will be standing in line outside the store the day they come out.

Rootkit unearthed in network security software

Robert Moore
Linux

Your AV scanner sucks.

"Files in the hidden directory could exist below the radar of antivirus scanners"

If the above is true you really REALLY need a new AV tool.

Or just switch to Linux.

Snipers - Cowardly assassins, or surgical soldiers?

Robert Moore
Dead Vulture

RIP - Lewis Page

I would just like to say here publicly, that Snipers are the finest most honourable people it has ever been my pleasure to meet.

Apple to slash prices by up to 15% on Black Friday?

Robert Moore
Flame

Not gonna happen

Apple does not cut prices.

This ia as likely as Apple releasing a PC version of OS/X

Obama tries to stay connected

Robert Moore
Coat

@ AC

As I understand it, the secret service are the ones who say he can't have his blackberry, and the secret service do not work for the president.

Indonesian HIV/AIDS patients face microchip tagging

Robert Moore
Pirate

Great idea

Yeah, send them to jail I am sure they won't find any way to spread HIV there.

BOFH: The unwanted software compo

Robert Moore
Linux

So many good ideas

Now I just need to convince my boss of the merits of such a plan.

Employees sue for unpaid Windows Vista overtime

Robert Moore
Thumb Up

I had a boss like that once.

Se started explaining his new policy that we had to be logged in and ready to work at the beginning of our shift. I stood up, interrupted him and asked two questions.

1. Am I correct in me belief that securing our computers by logging in and out is an important part of our jobs here?

<His answer> An exasperated yes.

2. What does *Labour Relations think of your illegal policy?

<His answer> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????

That was the last we heard of that foolishness.

* Labour Relations is the Canadian Government agency tasked with protecting employees rights.

EU tables green CoC for datacentres

Robert Moore
Thumb Up

BOFH said it best

"A REAL computer has ONE speed and the only powersaving it permits is when you pull the power leads out of the back!" I blurt. "In fact, a REAL computer would have a hole in the front to push trees into and an exhaust pipe out the back for the black smoke to come out of."

Hitler had one ball: Official

Robert Moore
Coat

@Duckorange

Further studies reveal...

Shouldn't that read "Führer studies reveal..."

Tron sequel already in production

Robert Moore
Linux

Awesome

I know what DVD I am getting out of storage tonight.

Sun pimps out OpenOffice as Microsoft 'clarifies' Office for web

Robert Moore
Linux

Perhaps I am alone here

but I really like Open Office.

It doesn't make me yell "Stop $&(%ing helping me!" Like certain products from Redmond.

Firefox update fixes four critical flaws

Robert Moore
Linux

@Florence

I hated the "new and improved" address bar myself when it first came out.

It took a couple of days to get used to it, but now the old style looks crippled.

Swedish transsexuals offered prosthetic todgers

Robert Moore
Paris Hilton

the strapadictomy initiative

transsexual men were getting "the short end of the stick"

Brilliant. You owe me a new keyboard.

Before someone accuses me of being an unfeeling sod, I have known several Transsexuals. M2F, and one F2M.

I am proud to count one of the F2M transsexuals, as a close friend.

Paris, because my friend is much better looking than that talentless strumpet.

Microsoft unveils 'lightweight' Office for Web

Robert Moore
Linux

OOo

Open office 3.0.

Works great.

Free.

Cross platform

Doesn't make me yell "Stop #^%%*ing helping me!"

Now if someone would just make a replacement for the abomination that is outlook.

BOFH: Fine detective work

Robert Moore
Coat

People, stop feeding the troll

JIM THE BOSS. Can I come work for you?

Thrust SSC team to build 1000 mph 'Bloodhound' car

Robert Moore
Coat

Top Gear

How long until Clarkson orders one?

Scammers making '$15m a month' on fake antivirus

Robert Moore
Coat

Statistics

97.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 73.8% of people know that,

Vista scrabbles for X Factor

Robert Moore
Linux

Seen it

This ad has been out in Canada for a while. and it is a huge waste is Microsoft's money.

Just like the Jerry Seinfeld ads.

They really have no clue why people don't like their products. It is simply the latest is a long line of clueless MS ads, and it will do nothing for them.

So I like it.

Harvey Keitel to experience Life on Mars

Robert Moore
Flame

Why why why

This sounds truly horrible. I look forward to it. :)

Amazon turns Windows against Ballmer's cloud

Robert Moore
Joke

Fast enought for vista?

Will the cloud be fast enough for vista? Or will I need a dual cloud system?

Movie giants sue RealNetworks over DVD copying software

Robert Moore
Dead Vulture

Pay for Real?

I can't imagine paying for anything Real has to offer.

If they start writing me some LARGE cheques I could be convinced to install their crapware on mt spare computer.

Custom-car creator preps electric Porsche

Robert Moore
Boffin

Why why why

Why is it some little guy can make an electric car that is cool, goes fast, and can even go a distance I might need to travel, but all the big car manufacturers insist on making slow ugly piles of steaming crap with a range that can not get me to work, let alone getting me back home?

Did the width move for you, darling?

Robert Moore
Happy

BOFH

Gets a place of honour on the front page. I am happy now.

What took you so long.

IMDb adds full-length streaming movies

Robert Moore
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Automan

No Automan either. I am very disappointed.

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