* Posts by Robert Moore

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Microsoft's Windows 8 goals revealed

Robert Moore
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Am I alone here?

I just feel lately that Microsoft is becoming more and more irrelevant.

Microsoft has always been a "Me too" company, but lately it seems like they can't even do that right.

Linux IS ready for my mother.

Android is beginning to take off.

Apple computers are increasing market share.

Love it or hate it, the iPad is hugely successful.

Love it or hate it, the iPhone is hugely successful.

So Microsoft is trying to compete against all of that simply does nothing.

Avro Vulcan - The Owners' Workshop Manual

Robert Moore
Flame

Avro Arrow

When will they bring out a manual for my Avro Arrow.

I am stuck while trying to rebuild the landing gear.

Feds block sale of crooks' favourite messaging client

Robert Moore
Gates Horns

An offer you can't refuse

You would think the feds could find a way to make a better offer.

Or someone to make a better offer on their behalf.

Ballmer says Windows will shame iPad

Robert Moore
Linux

Can't wait

I can't wait for these to hit the market, so I can wipe out windoze and finally get the Linux tablet of my dreams.

PARIS pops down to QinetiQ

Robert Moore
Alien

The three rules

1. Simplify

2. Simplify

3. Simplify

How about a partly inflated balloon, attached at one end to the plane, and on the other end to the lifting body. At a certain altitude the balloon bursts, and PARIS flys free.

Snails on crystal meth: The facts

Robert Moore
Pint

Free drugs?

Anyone else think maybe these guys are just doing these "studies" as a simple way of getting the public to pay for their drug habit?

ICQ chatted up by Russian billionaires

Robert Moore
Flame

I'm shocked

I didn't think ICQ still exited.

Google Street View logs WiFi networks, Mac addresses

Robert Moore
Grenade

A tip for Google

Don't piss off the Germans. I seem to recall they can get nasty if you piss them off. I forget the details, but I seem to remember them being at the center is a really big war or two.

I am sure you could find more information on yahoo somewhere.

http://ca.search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0oGk209dNBLdnkBkCPrFAx.?p=world+wars&fr2=sb-top&fr=yfp-t-715-s&rd=r1&sao=0

You know it HAD to be the hand grenade.

Mozilla spits out last version of Firefox 3.0

Robert Moore
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Freaking whiners

I hear this tired complaint the Firefox is to slow every time there is an article about FF.

I have used every version since about 0.8 and while there have been a few dogs in there, for the most part those version have been fixed and replaced within days.

So I can only conclude that the ones complaining are all just a bunch of freaking whiners.

French suspect grilled over Obama Twitter hack

Robert Moore
Jobs Halo

Missed opportunity

As soon as he got in he should have used Twitter to declare war on Vatican City (Pop 821)

Chip maker to take on iPad with $99 tablet

Robert Moore

Sold!

That device, at that price and I will buy 2 or three of them.

I think it would make an awesome carputer as well.

Microsoft kills FAST's Linux and Unix search biz

Robert Moore
Linux

And the moral of this story is:

If Microsoft buys any company with a Linux product that you are using. It is time for you to find another product.

Or just insist on OSS for everything. :)

Carly Fiorina unleashes 'demon sheep'

Robert Moore
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Good luck Yanks.

This stupid woman is so incompetent that she managed to nearly destroy HP, now she want to run part of your country.

Oh you are well and truly FUBAR.

Wales Audit Office boss sacked amidst laptop smut claims

Robert Moore
Thumb Up

What type of porn?

Did his preferred flavour of porn have queens in it?

Microsoft 'offered sex and drugs to distributors'

Robert Moore
Flame

Microsoft sex

You know someone is going to get a virus.

Honda beats rivals to hybrid coupé launch

Robert Moore
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Pretty... For a Honda.

That is the first hybrid I have ever seen where I thought "I could drive that."

Orange exec busts opens iSlate kimono

Robert Moore

Here is my take.

I really doubt Apple will be releasing an iSlate. I think they have made the rumour mill work so well, for them that MS and all the major PC manufacturers have gone ahead and wasted huge amounts of resources producing a product that almost no one will actually buy.

IT consultant freed after almost three years in Baghdad

Robert Moore
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Just thinking

Is he "absolutely delighted" because as a consultant he has been on the clock for the past 3 years?

WinAmp update fades out critical media player flaws

Robert Moore
Flame

This is shocking

I can't believe anyone still uses winamp.

eBay wanted to buy Craigslist, Whitman tells judge

Robert Moore
Troll

Honest question

Does anyone know how craigslist makes money?

Microsoft grinches W7 Family Pack in US

Robert Moore
Jobs Halo

OSX

Apple wins again, with their 5 license family pack for just slightly less that 2 regular priced licenses.

Microsoft's Startup Whisperer enters Google Chocolate Factory

Robert Moore
Linux

In other words

"He confirmed the new gig this morning with post to his personal blog, proving that his gift for evangelism is easily transferred from company to company"

He is a whore.

Snow Leopard redumps Intel's Atom

Robert Moore
Jobs Halo

I have a hackintosh

It is good to know I should not update to 10.6.2.

But what has Apple really done? They chose to not include support for a processor that they do not use in their hardware.

While I love my "HackBook Mini" as I call it. I have to admit the Atom CPU is not really powerful enough to give a proper showing of what Snow Leopard is capable of doing. As a low power portable machine it is fantastic for use on the train. But even a fanboy like me will admit it is not suited for use as a replacement for a REAL Mac.

Firefox flaws make up 44% of all browser bugs?

Robert Moore
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I wonder

I wonder if IE bugs are just not reported because everyone knows Microsoft won't bother to fix them anyway.

Irish brogue voted world's sexiest accent

Robert Moore
Pint

@Andy Towler

"or a Yank from a Canuck"

Simple, If they are polite they are Canadian.

BTW as a Canadian I hate the term Canuck.

Does the Help Desk have a future?

Robert Moore
Grenade

There will always be a helldesk

As long as users refuse to learn the basics of computing.

Many users seem almost to take a perverse sort of pride in not knowing anything about computers.

Desktops are seen as unimportant until...

Robert Moore
Linux

BOFH

First forward the CEO's private email to ALL, you know, the mail from his mistress.

Then when you are fixing it, let slip that it was caused by a virus that got in through an unpatched windows bug, and out of date virus software.

Bonus points if you can get the CEO to OK overtime for you and a few mates to correct the problem.

Stallman backpedals on Mac OS backdoor claims

Robert Moore
Linux

Let me be the first to say

Shut up Richard.

I appreciate all the wonderful things you have done in the past, but your time is over. Now just shut up and fade into revered memory.

Is Apple behind Intel's speedy optical link?

Robert Moore
Jobs Halo

Not the first

This is not the first time Apple has helped to bring something new into use.

Think of USB. Sure it existed before Apple decided to use it in their iMacs for Keyboard and mouse, but I had never seen anything that used it. Apple adopts USB as its only external interface and within a year I am seeing Keyboards, Mice, Printers, Scanners, and even some painfully slow USB hard drives.

Thanks Steve, Thanks Apple.

Does the Linux desktop need to be popular?

Robert Moore
Linux

netbook

Linux makes a great desktop... On my netbook.

IETF forges botnet clean-up standard

Robert Moore
Flame

@cornz 1

> Some people legally operate cars and clearly they have no idea how to but that doesnt mean they should have to pay for the privilidge.

Of course it does. My mother knows nothing about cars, and about once a year something goes wrong with her car. Guess what, she has to pay someone to fix it. So if something goes wrong with her computer why shouldn't she be forced to pay someone to fix it.

Electric motorcycle world championships planned

Robert Moore
Boffin

Been there

Done that.

Rode it to work this morning.

Microsoft assaults our senses with 'viral' Bing video

Robert Moore
Coat

So what do I win.

I managed to watch the hole thing. I had to chew off my left arm and I expect to be in therapy for the rest of my life, but I made it all the way through.

The prize for getting through that piece of Bing had better be good.

Powered robot suits make debut on Tokyo streets

Robert Moore
Pint

Useless

Until I can hook a satnav into it, and have it walk me home after a hard night at my local.

Apple's panties in bunch over Microsoft ads

Robert Moore
Flame

Typical MS

If you compare a 13" Dell with a 13" Macbook, guess what. The prices are so close as to make no real difference. Added bonus for the Mac, it doesn't come with that steaming pile of crap known as Vista. That alone is worth at least $200 to me.

Italian bride's bouquet downs ultralight

Robert Moore
Pirate

I will say it again

Marriage is dangerous!

Designers conjure up wacky 'car of the future'

Robert Moore
Thumb Down

Let me be the first to say

Please NEVER build this! For the love of god DON'T build it! Think of the children!

Hollywood prepares to battle Asteroids

Robert Moore
Thumb Up

Another classic begging for a movie

Astro Chicken.

Dutch clotheshorse menaces plastic surgeon

Robert Moore
Paris Hilton

@The Indomitable Gall

"operating on someone with a documented emotional disorder is negligent."

Unless it is a boob job.

Pirate Bay website sinks as 'sell out' accusations fly

Robert Moore
Pirate

Quick shout out for a local guy.

isohunt.com

Ballmer! in! anything! could! happen! shocker! over! Yahoo! deal!

Robert Moore
Flame

I remember when

Yahoo! and Microsoft actually had some relevance in my life.

Now it is Google, Apple, and Linux.

iPhone grows boobs at last

Robert Moore
Coat

Finally

That is it. The last piece of the puzzle. High quality mobile pr0n.

Excuse me while I run out to get a new iPhone.

MS names ship date for free security suite

Robert Moore
Linux

Another waste of bytes from MS

Why do they keep doing this?

They see a market where some other company is making a few pounds, and MS decides they need that market too. So what do they do?

1. Release crappy version of competitors product. (For free.)

2. ????

3. Profit.

Homer Simpson speaks out on satnavs

Robert Moore
Linux

Wrong price

I would consider getting this if it were 2 -3 Dollars. But not $13. This is one of those things that is mildly entertaining for an hour or so. Then you change it back to something useful.

Now a Lisa Simpson vioce might be useful. I bet that shrill voice would cut right through road noise.

Microsoft's Windows 7 price gamble opens door to Linux

Robert Moore
Linux

@fishcakes

"linux is only free if your time is worthless."

I have heard this argument more times than my 32 bit computer can count.

It just doesn't ring true in my experience. I have wasted more time trying to find drivers for Windows. Rebooting for no good reason in Windows.

Now I admit that if you have the latest and best hardware Linux drivers can be difficult. But if you are a cheep bastard, like me, and tend to buy last years hot products, and save a stack of cash. Linux is a dream. Most of the time, just install and let the installer worry about what hardware you have.

Apollo 11 - The Owners' Workshop Manual

Robert Moore
Linux

Why did it have to be Haynes

I hate the Haynes manuals! They always seem to assume that you know some part of the procedure that I just don't know. That and they usually cover such a broad range of associated cars that they border on useless.

Now if Chiltons or Bentley Publishers put it out I would fly directly to the shop to pick up a copy.

Google wraps Gmail and Co. in Microsoft comfort blanket

Robert Moore
Gates Horns

Google vs Exchange.

Oh please let it be so. If Google destroys the abomination that is exchange, They could begin killing a puppy once an hour for one hundred years and still not be evil.

AT&T jettisons the last of its Usenet

Robert Moore
Pirate

Elegent

YOu have to admire the way they pulled the alt.binaries groups. Tell the world you are shutting it down because there is kiddie pr0n there. No no one can complain, because the only people who would want the alt.binaries groups are pedos.

It is brilliant, worthy of a golf clap.

Firefox 3.5: In, out, shake it all about

Robert Moore
Flame

AwfulBar

It only takes a couple of days to get used to it. Then you will wonder how you ever lived with out it.

Windows 7 boss predicts 'modest' initial shipments

Robert Moore
Gates Horns

@Alexis Vallance

Of course it will be more than $29. And don't call me Shirley!

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