A new high water mark.
This article has raised the bar for double entendre, and innuendo.
Well done.
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but they have not made any money from me. I have been catching up on classics from Project Gutenberg.
http://www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page
So far everything I have wanted to read I have been able to download in .mobi format.
Also I find that I am reading more than I have in years.
Many years ago I was assigned an IBM (something) but as I recall it had a Pentium 166. I tried everything. Blocking up ventilation. Removing RAM, and CPU while it was running. Removing the heatsink and running it all day. Combing my hair with the pins on the CPU. Shorting pins on various chips. You name it, I tried it, but it just wouldn't die.
Finally I talked to my friend at head office. We made up a BS story about intermittent faults, and I got a lovely 600MHz machine as a replacement.
I find it interesting that Marilyn Monroe, is frequently pointed out as the standard of feminine beauty, and I think you would be hard pressed to find anyone who wouldn't place her among the most beautiful women to have ever lived.
But by today's standards she is fat, and would never have had any kind of movie career.
(For the record, I put Marilyn Monroe as the second most beautiful woman to have ever lived.)
(Paris doesn't place.)
I was bullied through most of my school years. So I can tell you with some authority that nothing theses groups do will have any effect.
The only thing that works is for the bullied, to grow a pair, stand up straight, look the bully straight in the eye, and break their freaking nose.
Go ahead and ask me how I know.
I am not doing my word processing, or spread sheets on an outside server. EVER!
I am not going to deal with any company foolish enough to use these services. EVER!
That said, if I could buy the same service and put the whole thing on a server in my server room, you might be on to a winner.
Oh, and make the server run on Linux.
Probably 2 years until the last of the Solaris boxes leave here, but it is on its way out the door.
I used to think of Solaris as Linux' grown up big brother, but I have come to realize Solaris is really Linux' retarded brother.
You can't even encrypt the file system, not even part of the file system! I have clients who demand this.
I was setting up a new laptop, and wanted to download Microsoft Security Essentials. It was a new laptop so the only browser installed was IE which defaulted to Bing for search. I figured why not, it is their software, and typed "Microsoft Security Essentials" into the text entry field, and hit Enter.
To my surprise there was not a single link to the software I wanted to download on the first page.
I jumped over to google.com, and the same search gave me a Microsoft page with a download link as the first search result.