* Posts by LongtimeLurkerNewbieCommentard

6 posts • joined 7 Jan 2017

BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields

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Coffee/keyboard

... Brilliant indeed

Didnt wreck my keyboard but i too gave a big loud goofy laugh at that line. Unforunately i was hiding in the shed with a pint at the time. I spluttered and spilled the pint, and now the missus knows where i am...

Imagine if Facebook could read your mind: Er, I have some bad news for you...

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Re: Do you have something to tell us?

Yeah... think ya mentioned it once or twice before... with pics as i recall

Hell hath no fury like a radar engineer scorned

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Re: Can this inform the 5G debate?

As a former medical student who smoked, the long-running joke / jibe from the lecturers was that smoking had a demonstrable protective effect against Alzheimer's. I'm such a fuckwit that i didn't get the joke until years later...

The dread sound of the squeaking caster in the humming data centre

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Re: Stan, Sid, let's make it simple, okay ?

I'm Brian and so's my wife...

Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices?

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Dabbsy, my old friend..

... All the best with the move!

Slim pickings by the Biggest Loser: A year of fitness wearables

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My first ever post on El Reg - i just wish it were under different circumstances.

Alistair, your ramblings are the main reason i come here, and like everyone i'm so glad you're back. I had been wondering why you were absent... didn't imagine that it was because something terrible had happened.

Just wanted to say I'm truly sorry for the loss of your Dad. I raised a sombre glass to his memory last night and will do the same again later. Hope you're bearing up as well as can be expected...

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