* Posts by cjmpe

3 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Dec 2016

Sure, we've got a problem but we don't really want to spend any money on the tech guy you're sending to fix it

cjmpe

Some years back I was scheduled to do a packing line startup in Vietnam for a multinational. We talked on Wednesday and confirmed that the line would be ready on the following Monday for the startup. I duly took a Taxi to the Toronto airport on Thursday for my flight - Toronto - Tokyo - Saigon. Monday morning I arrived at the plant as scheduled and asked for my host. He showed up and said the startup had been delayed for a week and could I take a week vacation then come back the following Monday. A bit of a drumming of fingers here and a strained smile......that's not really the way we do things and I usually take vacation with my wife.

I offered the customer the option of paying our standard layover fee for non working days + expenses or I could try to fly home that day and do the whole thing again on Thursday, or I could look into flying my wife over on their coin (business class of course). Oh, no, said the customer we can't afford any of those options....

I don't know what the negotiations were like, but I ended up with a week in Saigon staying at the Intercontinental, paid by the customer - during the day I billed against other jobs where there was work that could be done remotely and in the evenings I enjoyed the sights, sounds and foods.....

Hey, UK.gov: If you truly spunked £45k on 1,300 Brexit deal print-outs, you're absolute mugs

cjmpe

Presumably this is outsourced since we're regularly told that the private sector can to things far more efficiently than the government:

1. HS&E rep for each shift- in my experience this is typically someone who gets shuffled off into the position because they aren't capable of doing real work - so that will be 3 extra bodies.

2. Supervisor to do all of that paperwork that always seems to be needed by the "super efficient" private sector bureaucracy. I'll be generous and assume that this is one person to cover all 3 shifts

3. Overhead to cover the lunches, club memberships, company Jaguar (am I missing anything else?) of the company director

4. Gross margin to keep the stock market investors happy.

Not OK Google: Tree-loving family turns down Page and pals' $7m

cjmpe

What would I do with $7M

Well, I've just scanned the "Large Catamarans for Sale" listings on the 'net. Lots of 20m yachts for sale in the Eur700 000 to Eur 1 300 000 range