* Posts by W.S.Gosset

2362 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Nov 2016

Years of development, millions of lines of code, and Android can't even run a toilet

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Re: Targeted ads

> urinal has bluetooth

More commonly, blue cake.

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Re: Not flushed with success

They're in the synch.

If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up

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Re: All these worlds are yours.

> All these worlds are yours.

> Except Europa. Attempt no landing there.

Arthur C. Clarke, early Brexitear.

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Re: If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot is spinning faster and shrinking

That's what always gets me. What the hell's _underneath_ there, to have caused this huge anomaly in the atmosphere so consistently for so long a time?

India, Japan flex cyber-defence muscles as China kicks the Quad

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Democracy

Slow to anger

Ethereum dev admits helping North Korea mine crypto-bucks, faces 20 years jail

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Virgil

You can't trust a Thunderbird? Who knew?

Australian regulator finds Google dominates adtech, seeks powerup to fight back

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Re: Break Google up.

And Google Desktop

Japanese boffins say they've created plastic optical fibres to reach places that might break glass

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Re: Why?

Wait till they all go electric! Mmmm... batteries...

tz database community up in arms over proposals to merge certain time zones

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Just another dissociated idiot

"Optimising" according to a theoretical elegance in his head. Not oblivious to the world, just dismissing it ; angry at people not recognising their virtue. "Make a change! Make a difference! BE the difference!"

Fork.

Don't touch that dial – the new guy just closed the application that no one is meant to close

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Re: Question: 10MB/s per Channel?

So that looks like (for the oldskool stuff) 35MB/s for desktop video and per the Beeb 10MB/s is actually correct for Broadcast TV rates (with a little reserve left in-hand).

Thanks, guys!

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Question: 10MB/s per Channel?

I remember being told or reading many moons ago that the necessary disk throughput to put a standard TV channel on the air was (uncompressed/raw) 10 megabytes per second.

Can anyone involved back-in-the-day confirm/deny/correct this?

Amazon delivery staff 'denied bonus' pay by AI cameras misjudging their driving

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Re: Too soon

You've misunderstood his comment. He's referring to the final sub-story, not the first.

Want to feel old? Aussie cyclist draws Nirvana baby in Strava on streets of Adelaide because Nevermind is 30

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Re: 30 years ?

^sceptics^septics

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Re: Pay

A few years ago I got sick of my computer getting crunched when I had a lot of browser pages open, grabbed an ad at random, and de-obfuscated its code. Just to see what the hell an average ad was doing.

17,000 lines of javascript. 1 ad.

Metro Bank techies placed at risk of redundancy, severance terms criticised

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Waterfall methodology

Amusingly, if you read the original paper on which the entire Waterfall Method was constructed (claiming the paper as authority) it is actually Agile. It explicitly states the opposite of what its priests claim.

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Re: "less than 90"

More fewer!

Fukushima studies show wildlife is doing nicely without humans, thank you very much

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Re: Warmed or Hot

> tsunami in the Bristol channel in the 17th century.

Science has Proved that this was due to global warming because they were not using electric carts.

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Re: Ha

B word?

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Gormless?

> This inexplicable, gormless invasive species, which has turned up in South America, Europe, China, South Korea and just about everywhere else it isn't wanted, has a voracious appetite, a prodigious reproduction rate and few predators in most of its adopted new homes.

"Gormless"?

Given its high and global success, its blithe equanimity in the face of futilely ravening predation, and of course its prodigious sex life, I question your questioning of its gorm, sir. I would say that it DOES have gorm. Much gorm, in fact. Indeed, it could be said that its gormosity stands as a shining example to others, an example to all species, of how to live a life of mindful gormfulness.

It may be that your gormometer requires calibration.

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> catastrophic events

Or religion/power struggles. Apparently the sea life off the areas of Africa which are now no-go for non-military are exploding with fish etc.

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Re: Warmed or Hot

They quite literally just had to put the generators on the higher floor, as requested by the engineers after doing some catastrophe modelling. And none of this would have happened.

Indian state cuts off internet for millions to stop cheating in exams

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Re: Takes me down memory lane, this.

Which country was this?

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Re: I wonder why...

Short answer: money.

Consider that India can only afford to spend on healthcare US$73 per person per year. By comparison, Australia spends ~A$7,500. If healthcare were hospital beds, it's like all of Australia having to use a single hospital, say the Royal Adelaide or the PA Hospital in Brisbane.

They couldn't even afford to lend cheap calculators for the duration, let alone wrap buildings in wire. Not at their scale.

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40 to 1 odds

My initial reaction when I saw the numbers was: bloody hell, they've got Buckley's of getting a job. Then twigged it was only 40:1.

In Australia it is typical to get triple digit applications for jobs. Supermarkets, for example, often get over 300 applicants for each job, like checkout operator or shelf-stacker.

Lots of hidden unemployment in Australia...

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Cheating

Standard throughout Asia, I'm afraid.

When I was teaching at uni, we found the Chinese were the most sophisticated, and organised themselves in groups. I remember once we gave 0 to a whole ream of assignments where they'd posed as the head lecturer to trick the textbook publisher into sending them the instructor's guide with worked answers to all the tute questions. To a PO Box they set-up then quickly let lapse. First and last time we used any of the textbook questions... "Interestingly", every single one of them turned up to protest vehemently, some of them very aggressively.

'Quad' group seeks to set security standards for global tech industry

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Re: ignoring the recent revelations

I was pointing out obliquely that there is nothing "recent" about China's "activities" -- they've been quite consistent for a very long time.

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Re: ignoring the recent revelations

"recent"?!

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"identify vulnerabilities, and bolster supply-chain security for semiconductors"

Step 1: build a honking great military base on Taiwan

Step 2: wait

Calculating the big picture: Future HPC efforts will soon see off its von Neumann past

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Cold fusion

Cold fusion is actually real. The problem is inconsistent replication. Set up 100 tests, all apparently identical, some show fusion products, some don't. The US Navy's research group has been funding research into it for quite a while, to try to work out exactly what's required to make it consistent.

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Re: predicts increasing hybridisation between classic supercomputers and AI

It was about this point in the article where it became positively unsettling in its potential implications. Then picked up speed.

Bloody good article, Rupert. Thank you.

Airbus to help build Mexican Moon-mining automata

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Re: What resources on the moon ...

Moon rust!

Yugabyte's double-decker DBaaS follows Cochroach in distributed RDBMS

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Re: Relational?

Thanks for that. Sorry, it was late and I was just bimbling on my phone with my brain at half-mast. Now it's early and I'm nursing a coffee.

You pointed me at https://docs.yugabyte.com/latest/architecture/transactions/isolation-levels/ .

So, sadly, it appears it does NOT do full serialisation. No predicate locking, only locking of existing data. That is, it can not protect against changes in scope intra-transaction. Or rather: increases in scope -- decreases will be blocked. So: not SQL-92 compliant. (Very few "r"dbms's are) Oh well.

Of graver concern is the implication that the isolation management is not handled by the engine. It's handled by the interface layers. Note the distinction between the YSQL and YCQL APIs. Different codebases replicating the same functionality ... there's a maintenance nightmare waiting to happen. I remember Sybase ran that route for speed, different tweaked codebases for different query plans, and some were buggy: you could alter say the order of your tablelist and trigger a Cartesian product. Eurgh. I banned Sybase in our Sydney office when I discovered that.

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Relational?

They're both talking like standard 3GL-style people, especially when they imply their idea of relational is SQL as a language. Does anyone have any insight into both or either of their underpinnings' actual relational capacity? Not just whether transactions are genuine, but critically their isolation levels. Precious few rdbms's can manage full isolation/predicate locking (e.g. Oracle needs to be shut down and restarted with a special setting, after which its locking granularity is Table...)

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Kimball...

Takes me back. Galactic Patrol, Grey Lensman etc.

A new island has popped up off the coast of Japan thanks to an underwater volcano

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Re: Development opportunity

Amusingly, the Reference Site on which the "global" CO2 levels are measured, is on the side of _another_ active volcano over in Hawaii.

Scientists took cues from helicopter seeds to invent tiny microchips that float on wind

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Re: Some hacker will find a way to...

And then prune the results tree.

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> How does the data get from the scattered tiny sensors back to the researcher?

Broom

EurekAI... Neural network leads chemists to discover 'four new materials'

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Yeeha

I thought decades ago that this was an ideal venue for AI, and now someone's actually done it. Excellent!

Remember when UK watchdog spent a bunch of cash with Google warning people about ad scams ... on Google?

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Re: Confused

I must admit I fail to see the logic, myself, too. But we're clearly in the minority, there.

Stop worrying that crims could break the 'net, say cyber-diplomats – only nations have tried

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Noise

Who the hell is paying for these idiots to sit in a office and issue pointless declarations to the effect that they hope everyone will be nice?

CutefishOS: Unix-y development model? Check. macOS aesthetic? Check (if you like that sort of thing)

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Re: Which do you choose a hard or soft option?

> I don't yet know *any* OS where you can plug in a printer and it "just works".

Every single Mac OS.

The original, that is. Pre the painful massive backwards step in user functionality that was, and remains, MacOSX.

UK Ministry of Defence tries again to procure £1.7bn tri-service recruitment system

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Re: IR35

+1 for a great old book from childhood

Texas law banning platforms from social media moderation challenged in lawsuit

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Re: Forced speech

Quite.

Yet people here are ranting about it.

Check your bits: What to do when Unix decides to make a hash of your bill printouts

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Re: £ vs #

> What do you expect from a country where one place says "soda", another says "tonic"?

Gin

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Re: Just to be clear :

Maniac

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Re: £ vs #

And the Unix heads call "crunch".

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Re: £ vs #

AZERT is standard on much of the continent (EDIT: Europe). Real ballache if you need to do any shell work -- no backslash!

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Re: £ vs #

The # appears over on the right hand side, no shift key, where your US kbd has the backslash.

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Re: HP LaserJet 4

That's the way to do it -- 2nd hand, cheap as chips.

Tip: Apple Laserwriters. Cheap as chips because PC-heads turn their noses up at them, bombproof, top quality. HP guts, IIRC.

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Re: Back when I used to w**k helldesk ....

I quite like it, actually.

Well, except for the motorcycle.

But the WHEEL looks GREAT!