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Zig creator calls Bun’s Claude Rust rewrite ‘unreviewed slop’

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A bit misleading

The referenced response in the bowels of the article from the Zig boys casts quite a different light. Notably, it's written in the style of a highly competent developer & dev.manager.

I find it FAR more realistic & informative than the rah-rah announcement.

A sample:

>We became increasingly horrified at the programming practices we saw in Bun's codebase. Hacks on top of hacks. Abuse of assertions. Most of all, recklessly speeding past feature after feature with very little time taken for reflection and elimination of bugs and technical debt.

>Jarred was already writing slop well before he had access to LLMs. [...]

>We made futile attempts to guide them towards better programming practices.

Basically, Sumner is a scriptkiddy.

Note the closing section pointing out some glossed-over low-level technical items, which are actually quite important.

Micron locks in historically high memory prices for five years

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!!

70% net margin??!! At SCALE??!!

That's insane.

AWS reportedly to tuck Elon Musk's Grok into Bedrock, despite zero enterprise demand

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Emblematic

This article is emblematic of the modern Register.

Explaining properly why, would take far more time than I'm interested in since it's apparently-deliberately elongated mush, but just as a no-explanation-needed indicator: the author cites CCDH as an actual reference. Non-ironically. To support the foundational position & purpose. I'm not joking.

Don't bother reading it; just skim to get the gist of it then get 50 times the meat and Infinity times the reality in a fraction of the verbiage and none of the self-congratulation by looking at Taliesinawen's post linked above.

... The Register used to be a reference site...

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There are several orders of magnitude more coherence, rationality, and real-world aspects in every half-paragraph of that than in the entire article.

'Please do not vibe f--- up this software': Broken backups spark AI coding row in rsync project

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Re: Why is Rsync syntax so obscure ?

I ... what?

It's not obscure.

Oh, except that infuriating insistence on being "cwever!" re whether it's punting contents or umbrella of a directory, rather than AT THE VERY LEAST doubling the trigger as an explicit option, so you didn't have to remember or experiment which way round the semantics of a trailing slash vs the target is.

Gives me the irrits every time I grab it again.

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Revert to old version.

In fact, as a pre-emptive move, after 17 million+ too many one-way regressions, I no longer "up"grade ANYthing on my personal boxes after I have a stable & functional setup. Only in the extraordinary event that a real & MATERIAL security issue surfaces which I can't abrogate do I roll the dice on downgrading usefulness.

Ancient Excel bug comes out of retirement for active attacks

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!!

Good heavens. CISA doing something real and security-related??

Wonders will never cease.

French cops free mother and son after 20-hour crypto kidnap ordeal

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Re: Crypto is "digital gold"?

>When was the last time a family was terrorized by criminals who demanded their shares in an S&P500 index fund?

That was exactly how Russia's communists sustained their catastrophic "superior" economic disasters for many many years. Seizing & stripping bank vaults of private holdings (safety deposit boxes etc), selling everything they found. For things with separate title like share certificates & non-bearer bonds, they'd arrest the owner & hold him until they were signed over. Held hostage, basically.

The amount of (ex)private gold & investments sold into the West to prop up the left-wing disaster by buying supplies from the West was absolutely prodigious.

Speaking of left-wing patterns, Hitler did the same & for the same reason, but to maintain his nationalist wrinkle vs standard socialism restricted it to the Jews & other "undesirables" and held off on native Germans.

Speaking of left-wing patterns III, Pol Pot did the same but the culture mostly used silver in personal possession so they exhausted banks pretty quickly and just cleared out people's houses.

US foreign router ban criticized for being ‘industrial policy disguised as cybersecurity’

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Canon

The actual canonical facts are rather less melodramatic, and quite reasonable.

Overview and details, including how to get exemptions: https://www.fcc.gov/faqs-recent-updates-fcc-covered-list-regarding-routers-produced-foreign-countries

Also, a new list of kit of specific concern with known & currently active backdoors, and patches where available if already in-situ: https://www.fbi.gov/file-repository/cyber-alerts/avrecon-malware-infected-routers-exploited-as-residential-proxies-by-socksescort.pdf/view

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LOL

I got as far as the "professor" bleating absolute irrelevancies and said "Where on EARTH did they dig this guy up from, again?" , scrolled back up, and burst out laughing

Uni of Georgia.

The big Georgia unis are up to their eyeballs in the currently unfolding document & email extractions re the 2020 USA election machines hijack.

Specifically, pre-election email chains discussing the discovered live external network connections to Serbia (& China IIRC). Including acknowledgements that the kit apparently couldn't do that. Elsewhere (with HP on the emails), that the nominally Taiwanese hardware & firmware was actually built & tested by China.

CISA's up to its eyeballs in them, too.

No wonder he's desperately throwing chaff to deflect.

Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo

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Serious error in article

>The device was also so new that the team was still writing documentation

That would imply it had been released and in Production for no less than 4 years.

Whereas the story is clearly about a pre-release demo.

Please be more careful with details like this.

Cryptographers engage in war of words over RustSec bug reports and subsequent ban

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Re: Rust cult

Actually, TheRegister seriously downplayed the social pressure put on the developer. Despite that being a if not THE key element of the attack.

We are seeing the same tactic with this Replace-All-CoreCode-With-New-Rust campaign.

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Re: Rust cult

Uh oh. You are now officially a Far-Right Extremist Nazi etc etc.

People have been pointing out for a while some VERY alarming consequences arising in the real-world from the Rust community's hitherto {bizarre but confined to their private pool} 's apparent psychosis, following the large funding suddenly poured into it (a lot of it at several steps' remove from easy lookup, which itself raises yellow or red flags) and its sudden push to rewrite key core security and app control tools (which have not had material memorysafety bugs for many years), eg sudo, and then to force those into all the core distros. With "strange" success. Despite them still failing the core minimum regression tests vs the replaced versions. The rabid distro push alone flips this to at least red flag.

Equally interesting, anyone raising the possibility of this being of potentially very real real-world effect with serious implications requiring careful consideration and immediate caution in installing this code in Production, is immediately labelled Far-Right Extremist Nazi etc etc. Not an obvious connection between the action and the labels... Which itself raises yellow or red flags.

Most people who've taken a HARD look at it have ended up black flagging anything from the Rust Community (other than perhaps trivial side apps).

Supermicro co-founder arrested, charged over $2.5B Nvidia GPU sales to China

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Re: Traitors should be executed.

Rather worse than that. They'd get 连坐 (sometimes 株连) -- typically referred to in court etc documents as "一人犯罪,影响三代" — "one person's crime affects three generations"

It's a slightly bowdlerised version of the old Execution of Three Generations (where they would simply kill three generations of your family):

still executing for serious crimes (eg, treason...), but now more widely applied in progressively lighter fashion if/as the crime diminishes in abhorrence to the communist party.

Musk's Grok sparks outrage after chatbot makes offensive jibes about football disasters

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Insane

We are beyond farce at this point.

"Users explicitly prompted me for raw, uncensored dark humor on those exact tragedies".

To put it another way, we are seeing another fake-data campaign to try to attack Musk & Twitter. Same tactics -- artificially create an artificial situation, then scweam scweam scweam about what you created, and {rely on the useful idiots to leap aboard gleefully | hope the normal people don't take a closer look}.

Iran intelligence backdoored US bank, airport, software outfit networks

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Re: Iran is no pushover

They were unable to get their exfiltrated data back in through their own firewall.

Chardet dispute shows how AI will kill software licensing, argues Bruce Perens

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Re: .....................it's already here, as a service company

And the Blog:

At MalusCorp, we believe there is a better way. We believe it because we built it, and we would very much like to sell it to you.

malus.sh/blog.html

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.....................it's already here, as a service company

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Do read the Testimonials etc -- they're very good.

AWS-hosted tech providers urge Middle East customers to fail over now

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Subscriptions

Does this mean BMWs in UAE will be unable to switch on their heated seats?

Suspected Anonymous members detained in Spain over post-flood DDoS blitz

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Bit pointless

Well, there's no arguing THIS: "which they claimed were "responsible for the tragedy" of the floods" (Spanish govt destroyed most of its flood control dams in the last few years because "climate change" or something, so they're right back to the flood levels they used to have a few hundred years ago);

but I completely fail to see how DDOSing some web sites achieves much.

Oracle vows 'new era' for MySQL as users sharpen their forks

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HA

Not sure of the current situation but MySQL used to have a very nice, done-in-one, out-of-the-box replication ability to multiple instances for allowing hot failover. Great for low-to-medium budget High Availability work.

Matrix is quietly becoming the chat layer for governments chasing digital sovereignty

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The new EUphemism

"the EU's growing interest in digital sovereignty"

That prompted a bark of laughter. Thanks for that, Liam.

Vultures rake our claws over COSMIC as Pop OS 24.04 LTS with 'Epoch 1' emerges

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Re: "Pop!_OS still does not play nicely with dual boot"

>But then, GRUB can't automatically detect and add any of the BSDs

Oh, it can detect them (via os_prober when you update_grub).

It even dutifully reports the BSD detection.

It just doesn't do anything with that knowledge.

Tired of sky-high memory prices? Buckle up, we're in this for the long haul

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Re: Not mentioned?

It occurs to me that if James Sanders is their appointed RAM rep, TechInsights needs to change their name.

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>1.9gb...2.2gb

Hmm.

My normal daily load on my daily driver laptop is (OS &) Notepad++, Excel, Word, a few cygwin terminals, and Chrome. Chrome currently at 27 open windows with between a dozen and 5 dozen+ tabs each; average about 2 dozen per window.

I run in 3gb physical very comfortably.

My Linux box, though, on 8gb physical + 8gb swap on dedicated partition, comes to a juddering excruciating unusable clunge on a terminal- & browser-only load with even a RAM-shifted browser (if even moderately loaded) any time I switch usage pattern slightly and it starts swapping despite my swappiness.

My daily driver is Win XP, btw. Strongly recommended. Vastly more productive, if you care about that sort of thing. I only reboot in 10 if I have to, and 11 makes 10 look good so buggered if I'm installing that until I have no other option.

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>Did the volatile American tariffs not also have a part to play?

Not volatile. Merely created. Generally around the same level or lower than those already imposed in the other direction, interestingly enough.

But let's say it WERE a catastrophic impact.

Lower USA demand.

So that would divert supply capacity across the rest of the world and push ex-US prices DOWN.

So the answer to your question is: No.

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Re: SK Hynix

Now renamed SKy Hynix

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Re: Demand

GDR DDR

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Not mentioned?

Sam Altman pre-purchased 40% of the world's raw wafers for the next something-or-other years (5?). Price went ballistic approximately half past then.

>quick google<

Here we go, this looks like the original news:

https://www.mooreslawisdead.com/post/sam-altman-s-dirty-dram-deal

Waterfox browser goes AI-free, targets the Firefox faithful

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HIITDWAH

HIITDWAH works excellently for the ongoing & accelerating anti-user self-immolation we've been watching in the software world over the last 10-15yrs.

Q: "Why are you angry about the upgrade?"

A: "HIITDWAH."

Denmark takes a Viking swing at VPN-enabled piracy

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Re: Yet another one

It's not "unlikely" or "likely" -- it's documented and publicly acknowledged.

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Yet another one

>As per the current draft, the restriction would extend to all media content that would otherwise not be available in Denmark

Oh look, censorship. Government censorship. This time pretending to be about ... errr... piracy or something. Normally it's children.

"Pass this legislation, and then we can simply hide awkward facts: it becomes illegal to look at it."

Same as Australia, UK, EU (but without Denmark-specific powers), Japan... it's almost like something global's going on.

Rather "amusingly", it is Denmark which sells all Euro-transitted IP traffic to USA's NSA, via tapping the cables in their sea territory.

Apple blocks dev from all accounts after he tries to redeem bad gift card

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A minor foretaste of DigitalID

DigitalID has precisely the same binary lockout behaviour range, but rather than just losing photos etc, people will be cut off from bank accounts, house (mortgage or rent), insurance, driver's licence, employment, etc.

A simple IT cockup migrating databases, an incompetent bureaucrat, a malicious bureaucrat (or one doing a favour for, say, your newly ex-wife), a random confluence of unusual conditions (as per this ElReg article) -- it doesn't need any dramatic global conspiracy for DigitalID to be a nightmare waiting to happen. Like this chap, but with bells on.

Australia bans teens from social media, but nobody thinks it'll really work

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Re: VPN?

UK has a Bill in process to ban VPNs for the Under16s.

https://bills.parliament.uk/publications/63901/documents/7465

See p.19: “Action to prohibit the provision of VPN services to children in the United Kingdom”

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Re: VPN?

Australian govt public networks have been working on a Great Firewall of Australia for nearly 2yrs now. (See below, "It was never about the kids")

GFOA blocks all VPNs plus Tor.

I have found only 2 ways to get round it. (Without running up my own private cloud VPS then getting on the whackamole train of moving it every time it's spotted and blocked. No interest in that sort of faff if I'm not being paid for it.)

It will be a pain if they do another Covid and backdoor lean on the literal handful of key ISPs to implement it for ALL Australian internet access. (I am still unable to access Oxford University research papers via my phone's network: they forgot to remove that block after govt relaxed the Covid censorship)

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Re: It's not about the kids

You will find a careful discussion and explanation of precisely that issue, specifically addressing not just that point but its implications, here.

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Re: It's not about the kids

Please read the post. It is not ambiguous.

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It's not about the kids

If you look at the primary 2 pieces of legislation this came from, you'll note they're a horror show of tech repression capability matching 1960s East Germany's goals but far harsher given current tech environment.

If you look at the actual implementation of this subset Kids Social Media Ban, on the other hand, you'll note a lunatic discrepancy between the strict Act and the shambolic careless uselessness of this particular implementation.

It's like they don't actually care about this bit of it.

And they don't. It was never about the kids. They just wanted a public face for the other provisions. Eg, realtime access to every social media post live-linked to DigitalID-mapped identity (ie, maps onto bank a/c, insurance docts, tax records, rental agreements, etcetcetc, all in-train now), in the context of sections, for example, carrying 14yrs prison for posting even official government data if it's a bit awkward. For example, if the current legislation was in place whilst Covid was still on and someone posted this graph of Vaccination Status vs CovidEvent taken from the briefly-opened whole-of-NSW-State govt data, then that person would have been liable to be jailed for the same term as aggravated rape.

Examples of how shambolic the current kids thing is, things which the eSafety Commissioner has formally reviewed and approved as meeting the safety needs of preventing Under16s from accessing social media include:

* TikTok: dialog box asking you if you're over 16: tick Yes or No

* Reddit: they will block you if their code determines from your post history that you are DEFINITELY under 16yo

* others are just looking at the DateOfBirth you enter when you create your (new) account

Note that the actual child-dangerous sites (eg Roblox, infested by paedophile pickup artists; eg BlueSky, infested by schizophrenics and paedophile&"MAPS"-apologists if not players; eg PornHub) are explicitly excluded. X, on the other hand, is considered the most dangerous and is being focussed on, despite having only 0.3% of its users under 16yo.

This is not about the kids. It was never about the kids.

Parachutists told to check software after jumper dangled from a plane

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Re: Tully

Australia's 24-hour rain record is Crohamhurst (just west of Caloundra) : 907mm in 1 day (35.7 in)

Crypto-crasher Do Kwon jailed for 15 years over $40bn UST bust

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"value"

>and $40 billion of value evaporated

"value"

It would never occur to me to use that word in relation to any of the digital currencies.

Classic MacOS for non-Apple PowerPC kit rediscovered

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MacOS 8.6

MacOS 8.6 remains peak OS, in terms of a commercial desktop with normal usable software. Absolute delight to use; kicked arse.

MacOS 7.6 remains #2. (e.g. first one with built-in speech recognition, so you could dictate and send a fax or an email, call out "Go to sleep" as you're heading out for the night, etc)

Mac OS X is just another stunted appserver where the machine takes priority over the human. Crept back towards MacOS but went into reverse after 10.3. WinXP is basically MacOSX 10.3 with polish and better user-friendliness when troubleshooting.

EU metes out first-ever Digital Services Act fine, dings X for blue check deception

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Re: silly statement old chap

>ad revenue from buyers in the EU I doubt amounts to too much.

I'd been wondering about that, so looked into it.

Best estimate seems to be about 10-15% of revenue comes from EU. But their compliance costs are higher (even considering only the Direct ones), so there's an even smaller impact on Profit.

Basically, it's well within fairly painless reach to simply cut off the EU.

But to nail them properly by still allowing freedom of speech access for the hapless citizens just now slowly waking up to the actual structure & intent of the EU, X should modify its current over-cautious anti-bot code to allow more seamless use via Tor or VPN.

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Re: Tariffs

Yes, that is what the tariffs are intended to address in the medium-to-long term. China has siphoned out most of the West's manufacturing industry/jobs/etc by deplying its vast slave labour force (at least 800 million by UN standards) at near-zero rates. By shifting the tax point from 100% income tax to part tariff tax, it becomes economic for American firms to invest in manufacturing domestically.

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That is, in fact, exactly what happens, yes.

Just as an example, Ireland has propped itself economically by offering itself as a primary global tax-dodging facility, such that if I joined Facebook, none of the money FB made off me is taxable in my home country because legally everything happened in Ireland.

So, just to be clear: this "Gotcha!!" example is in fact just a statement of the real-world legal reality of the real-world for people living in the real-world, which is this one, which is real.

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Deranged

>Twitter before Musk bought it, used to reserve blue check marks for accounts deemed noteworthy and needing protection from impersonation.

This is complete fiction.

They were handed out to anyone "PLU" or showing strong anti-pleb behaviour or the subject of media attention. They were handed out as inducements to attend Twitter presentations. They were handed out to people who knew someone who knew someone in Twitter. I've run across a nontrivial number of anon accounts who just logged in one day to discover they'd magically got a bluetick. Etc etc

There was zero "verification" in the sense the EU is now claiming, for the majority of bluechecks.

What it WAS was a signal that you were "one of the in-crowd". The end.

The EU from the get-go has shown a deranged obsession with the switch of meaning of the blue badge (HEAVILY announced in media and on X) from "SPECIAL!person! Not a pleb!" to "Subscriber". It actually took them quite a while to think up the extra "reasons" of ad info and free database dumping.

Even MORE surreally: X has ACTUAL verified checkmarks for formal entities. Eg government, eg companies. These are not bluechecks, though, so the EU is demanding they be changed to blue.

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>Musk changed all that in a bizarre bid to make blue checks less exclusive, rendering them nothing more than the mark of someone willing to pay for a premium X subscription.

A "bizarre bid" to turn around the catastrophic financial dumpster fire that Twitter was, by doing the "bizarre" thing of... earning money.

I have to say: this is the first time I've ever seen someone try to re-badge "subscription revenue" as "bizarre".

>The move led to chaos as paid blue-check accounts impersonated brands, bots multiplied, and users were left unsure who to trust, one of several issues that drew the EU's scrutiny under the DSA.

Of the 3 items here: the last 2 are complete fiction. Charging money for premium service creates bluecheck bots? Other way round. Users are all socially-terrified emotionally-damaged 10-year-olds who believe that the twitter screen is their mummy? Less than 0.3% of X users in Australia are under 16 let alone under 10.

Re the 1st: yeah, a handful of pranksters and ratbags slipped in faster than the brands: verified themselves, subscribed, then changed their usernames. Lasted about 2 weeks. Mostly amusing. The only damage I'm aware of is to the blood pressure of the PR depts in a few companies, on realising they needed to get onto X to claim their brand back.

China using AI as ‘precision instrument’ of censorship and repression, at home and abroad

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Re: Another bullshit anti-China article

>Australia has a repellent history for anti-native repression

You'll be relieved to know that that was invented in/from 1975, starting with Henry Reynolds. Check any of their (self-incriminatingly sparse) primary references and you'll discover that they say either nothing of the sort or, more usually, flatly contradict/say the opposite of what the "historians" claim they say.

Lawyer's 6-year-old son uses AI to build copyright infringement generator

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copyedit...

>Google AI Studio's custom website spit out a story

spat

Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books

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Timeline glitch

"early 90s" vs "His weapon of choice, Microsoft Site Server"

I think Version 2 of the latter was the first with shopping cart functionality, so that would place the story no earlier than 1997.

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Hitchcock, Scratchitt, and Easing, solicitors

UK gov blames budget leak on misconfigured WordPress plugin, server

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Re: Illegal

>trader...insider information

Nah.

1. It's a standard "print"

2. It's published

3. It was published early in error but it was published publicly via standard mechanisms and available to 100% of the public.

Not within a bull's roar of insider information.