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Sci-fi authors Scalzi and Stross decry AI's dystopian impact on their craft

Richard Tobin

Re: "having a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary on the shelf"

They used to sell a two-volume edition of OED, photographically reduced, which came with a powerful magnifying glass. These days you may be able to access it free online through your public library.

Edit: I see they sell a single-volume edition now.

If you get knocked on the head and get all your devices stolen and have amnesia, Google will let you back in with a selfie

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Knock on the head

It's well known that the cure for amnesia induced by a knock on the head is another knock on the head. The general rule of cartoon amnesia is that amnesia is caused by an odd number of knocks.

Talking smack about a doctor got him access to private medical files

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"I understand that your mother tongue is obviously not English". I'm a native English speaker and have never heard the phrase before. Perhaps it's American.

Brit Scattered Spider duo handed tickets to prison over Transport for London attack

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I don't know to what extent neurodiversity explains this behaviour, but your argument has the same form as "my grandfather smoked 60 a day and lived until he was 90".

Moody Bible Institute breach leaves 2.3M accounts needing salvation, says cyber expert

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"We are confident that God remains sovereign over every circumstance"

Reminds me of the old question - why do they put lightning conductors on churches?

Arm64 on the desktop? It’s spendy and it’s sluggish

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Re: Nothing to do with the CPU

"If the *same kernel* does such a bad job given nearly 100 Arm cores but does fine with just half a dozen x86 cores, it suggests that the problem is not just in the OS."

Not at all. it suggests that the OS has a scheduling algorithm that works for a dozen x86 cores, and doesn't work for 100 Arm cores.

"Click through, read *all* of his blog posts about this, and maybe ask him."

Well, no. If I had time to do that, why would I bother reading the Register? But there are plenty of clues in the parts quoted in the article. For example, "But at the same time, 100 percent load on all cores means you cannot listen to music on Spotify or watch online videos, etc.": Why is the scheduler putting 100% load on all the cores when it doesn't have the resources to handle the interactive tasks? Just because there are 100 cores doesn't mean you have be using them all, all the time.

-- Richard

Richard Tobin

Nothing to do with the CPU

"But at the same time, 100 percent load on all cores means you cannot listen to music on Spotify or watch online videos, etc. All that because the CPU cores are occupied by the build processes."

This is nothing to do with the processor. It's bad scheduling by the operating system.

LibreOffice brands Euro-Office a 'de facto ally' of Microsoft's lock-in strategy

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It's also lacking an effective toe-nail trimmer and sink plunger.

Congress investigates Canvas breach as company pays ransom

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Shred logs?

What does this "digital confirmation of data destruction" consist of? There's no way to prove you don't have another copy.

'Dirty Frag' Linux flaw one-ups CopyFail with no patches and public root exploit

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Re: Maybe I missed it

But it could of course be chained with a bug providing remote unprivileged access.

macOS ClickFix attacks deliver AppleScript stealers to snarf credentials, wallets

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Something missing

"The fake CAPTCHA prompts the user to open Spotlight on their Mac, and then paste a "verification code" into the search feature. The phony code is a curl command, and as soon as the victim hits Enter and executes it on their computer [...]"

But typing a command into Spotlight search doesn't execute it. And later the article refers to pasting a command into Terminal. There's something missing here.

Chatbots are great at manipulating people to buy stuff, Princeton boffins find

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Solution is simple

"You can scroll past a sponsored result, install an ad blocker, or learn to recognize a promoted listing [...] In a conversational AI system, that separation disappears".

Just don't use conversational AI systems.

Artemis II snaps eclipse, Earthset shots on first crewed lunar flyby since Apollo

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What counts as an eclipse?

Is it an eclipse every day at midnight when the earth is between you and the sun? Or when you fly across the Atlantic at night?

While you're here, could you go out of your way to do an impossible job?

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Another kind of problem

It can be difficult to get stuff out as well as in. I received a USB disk full of data - nothing confidential - from Los Alamos labs. It required forms in triplicate confirming that it contained no radioactive materials.

How the GNU C Compiler became the Clippy of cryptography

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"Hazardous" optimizations

"good C programmers know to fear the aggressive optimization of Boolean logic, which can be hazardous to their finished products". The optimizations described in the linked article are quite different from the problems facing cryptographers. The optimizations in the linked article are just wrong, and a compiler that does them is not conforming to the C standard. The problem for cryptographers is that they want to specify behaviour that isn't part of the C language, namely timing.

Linus Torvalds: Stop making an issue out of AI slop in kernel docs – you're not changing anybody's mind

Richard Tobin

Re: AI winter

... and neither of them was in 1984.

Richard Tobin

AI winter

The "AI Winter" was not circa 1984. That was the time of the Japanese Fifth Generation project, the UK Alvey program, the heyday of Lisp machines, Prolog, and expert systems. The AI winter was about a decade earlier, and in Britain was largely associated with the Lighthill Report of 1973.

What if Linux ran Windows… and meant it? Meet Loss32

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The last thing we want

... is for it to be easier to run Windows applications. We need it to be hard and unpleasant to run Windows applications, so that the whole system withers away.

Cheaper 1 GB Raspberry Pi 5 lands as memory costs go through the roof

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But just think

how cheap it will be when the AI bubble bursts.

Norway's most powerful supercomputer will use waste heat to raise salmon

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Or depending on the difficulty of the problem...

s/raise/cook/

Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office move

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Another approach

I had to move a Mac which was being used as a server so I put it into hibernate. It woke up at the new location and carried on as if nothing had happened.

Commodity memory prices set to double as fabs pivot to AI market

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Re: Just in time...

But just think how cheap LPDDR5 memory will be when the bubble bursts!

EY exposes 4TB+ SQL database to open internet for who knows how long

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Re: Ernst & Young

So? I'd never heard of them before either.

Dame Emma Thompson gives the 'AI revolution' both barrels

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Self-inflicted problem

LaTeX has never offered to rewrite my papers.

AWS outage exposes Achilles heel: central control plane

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So what was the problem?

Yes, it was DNS. But that could mean anything. Did a server fail - in which case their redundancy is hopeless - or did someone just put the wrong data in - in which case they need to improve their procedures - or what?

Ofcom fines 4chan £20K and counting for pretending UK's Online Safety Act doesn't exist

Richard Tobin

The term "hash" is now often used more generally to include a function of some data that allows approximate matching while still being much smaller than the original and not allowing it to be reconstructed. For example, the fingerprint data stored in a phone.

The sweetest slice of Pi: Raspberry Pi 500+ sports mechanical keys, 16GB, and built-in SSD

Richard Tobin

What I'd like...

... is a version of this with a battery, to act as a UPS. Most USB battery packs don't reliably maintain power at the moment they're unpugged.

SIM city: Feds say 100,000-card farms could have killed cell towers in NYC

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UN?

"All within 35 miles of the UN headquarters building in NYC" is much the same as "all within 35 miles of the Empire State Building". If that's all they've got, I don't see any reason to link it to the UN.

After deleting a web server, I started checking what I typed before hitting 'Enter'

Richard Tobin

Re: Been there, done that

* has not included dot files since at least 7th edition (1979).

‘IT manager’ needed tech support because they had never heard of a command line

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Re: I've seen that type of manager before

There are several things wrong with Mandelson, but incompetence is not one of them.

Servers hated Mondays until techie quit quaffing coffee in their company

Richard Tobin

Disks

In the 1970s we had a PDP 11/40 that was turned on every morning, and it too would often not start in cold weather. We were told that this was because the 14" platters of the RK05F disk drives would contract until they were no longer within the tolerance for track positioning.

(The RK05F was a fixed version of the removable RK05 and was able to have twice the track density because it removed the manufacturing variability between disks.)

Beijing summons Nvidia over alleged backdoors in China-bound AI chips

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In fact

It's just an AirTag in the packaging.

Publishers cry foul over W3C crusade to rid web of third-party cookies

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Small-time crooks

This is like small-time crooks complaining that locking our doors unfairly affects them more than it affects big organised crime.

PUTTY.ORG nothing to do with PuTTY – and now it's spouting pandemic piffle

Richard Tobin

"Nowadays tty is a Linux command"

tty has been a Unix command since the very beginning, as you can see here: https://www.tuhs.org/Archive/Distributions/Research/Dennis_v1/UNIX_ProgrammersManual_Nov71.pdf

Apple goes glass whole as it pours new UI everywhere

Richard Tobin

Re: "a fluidity that only Apple can achieve."

They could have called it "Aqua".

Dilettante dev wrote rubbish, left no logs, and had no idea why his app wasn't working

Richard Tobin

Re: Divers log

Another point - when I was at primary school, the way we were taught to write decimals was *not* 3.14159, but 3·14159 - with a middle dot. That makes it even less the case that 1.5 would be naturally interpreted as a decimal.

Richard Tobin

Re: Divers log

Bear in mind that in those days people were much probably much less inclined to treat numbers as decimals in general. We would write £1 2s 6d, 5' 8", 2lb 4oz.

During the run-up to decimalization in 1971 one of the things that they (the government, teachers, the BBC...) tried to drum into us was that a pound and five pence should be written £1.05 and not £1.5.

VPN Secure parent company CEO explains why he had to axe thousands of 'lifetime' deals

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How is this legal?

Don't the customers have contracts? When did "we can't afford it" become a way of getting out of a contract?

Marks & Spencer admits cybercrooks made off with customer info

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Stupid password requirements

They wont accept a password of 16 random letters and numbers because it doesn't include a special character, but they'd be happy with ABCxyz+1

Yolk's on you – eggs break less when they land sideways

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Useful

I will make use of this result when next making an omelette.

Nip chip smugglers by building trackers into GPUs, US Senator suggests

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Auditors??

"auditors would go around to datacenters checking that the GPUs' cryptographic signatures match the ones on file" - how are American auditors going to check data centres in China?

Teens maintained a mainframe and it went about as well as you'd imagine

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DECwriter

We had a DECwriter as the console on a VAX 11/750 running Berkeley unix. Every minute a cron job printed the date so that we could tell when any output had happened.

One day we suddenly started getting an error for every command - something like "out of processes". We found that the console had run out of paper, and several hundred "date" processes were stuck waiting for their output to complete.

Soviet probe from 1972 set to return to Earth ... in May 2025

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Re: Eventually….

Works here. Try this instead: https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q3211100#/media/File:Guggenheim_NOV2011_Cattelan_5.jpg

Richard Tobin

Re: Eventually….

At least it's unlikely that this will happen.

Nationwide power outages knock Spain, Portugal offline

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No. There have been no even moderate solar flares for about a week.

You can see last few days' solar flux at https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/goes-x-ray-flux

BOFH: The Prints of Darkness pays a visit

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"partially implement every networking protocol known to man, badly"

A fine example of this is that many Canon printers can't be connected to your wireless network if the network implements 802.11r, a protocol to speed up roaming between access points. The symptom is particularly bizarre - the printer just doesn't prompt you for the wifi password. The workaround is to turn off 802.11r, configure the printer, and turn it on again.

Tesla fudged odometer to screw me out of warranty, Model Y owner claims

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They're self-driving, remember? You have no idea where they're going while you're asleep.

Pentagon needs China's rare earths, Beijing just put them behind a permit wall. Oops

Richard Tobin

Guess who else has rare earths? Ukraine and Greenland.

Apple Intelligence turned on by default in upcoming macOS Sequoia 15.3, iOS 18.3

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But is it a cloud-based feature? Or does it run locally? Their past statements have not been explicit about this.

Apple called on to ditch AI headline summaries after BBC debacle

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er what?

The BBC didn't show this headline. Apple did, attributing it to the BBC.

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