Posts by Doc

Google pays for Affero ban

Damn...

...thought it was banning afros and I would need a haircut

Aussie Doc

PH coz she doesn't have an afro...come on, we've all seen it!

Pennsylvania woman in legal doo-doo for lav profanities

What a load of shite

Heres an idea. We collect all the lawyers and law makers in the usa and drop the in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq and let them lose on twot (the war on terror)

We could sue everybody leftist, rightist and centre and drag it out for years.

Maybe drop all the crappers on them.

And now I will return to my glass of red and continue on my journey of drunkeness

Aussie Doc

Young hearts roam free on UK cellco network

Blyk...

...used by Chinese to make houses.

You know, as in house-blyk.

Solly.

Hat coat door rickshaw

Aussie Doc

Note to despots: You can't kill the internet

Sorry Burma cits...

...you're not likely to get too much help from the west.

No oil.

No weapons of mass destruction.

Major traders with any major powers?

Nice outfits, though.

All the best to you anyway.

Aussie Doc

Foam hinders Halo 3 disc scratching down under

I can see it now...

...The Return of The Disk Part 2 coming to a youtube near you!!!

Can't wait for that one!

Aussie Doc

What's 77.1 x 850? Don't ask Excel 2007

@Fix due soon @we need to know

RATFLMFAO

Aussie Doc

MIT student walks into airport wearing circuit board and wires

Simpson?

...dooooh!

You can't blame security for being so dumb. Don't forget the APEC crap here in Oz recently.

One of the Chaser guys was dressed as Bin Laden but all the security were worried about was an unauthorised traffic stop!!!

Good job he wasn't carrying play dough.

Star Simpson. She is a Simpson! Who would have known?

Aussie Doc

Man sues God

In God we trust...

...everybody else must pay cash.

Sign in our local fission chip shop!

Aussie Doc

JESUS IS COMING...

...look busy!!!

hat - coat - door - stairway to heaven

Aussie Doc

Software developer sues to muzzle website users

Update...

...2Prix has withdrawn its complaint.

Probably going to find somebody else to sue.

Why aren't lawyers volunteered as suicide bombers. They seem to be more dangerous to the real world.

Aussie Doc

419er needs $2k to buy portrait of Queen

On a serious note...

...if nobody give him the money, does he get his deposit back?

Aussie Doc

Turkey stuffs YouTube (again)

@p

...the French have heroes?

Aussie Doc

Nokia gets into mobile advertising

@Fluffkins

...damn, I was going to say that!

Aussie Doc

Discovery of musician on YouTube triggers loss of faith in American Dream and interests

...poor Bob

...he needs to get a hat andd coat so he can get out more.

Tor at heart of embassy passwords leak

@Rick

The 51st state is not Canadia it's Australia 8-)

Our PM does whatever George Dubya tells him

Doc in Oz

Jason Bourne disses James Bond

@WTF

....<QUOTE>jesus dancin h christ!!</UNQUOTE>

...finally a religious viewpoint.

Can't wait to see this get argued next LOL

Doc from Oz

Motorbike crash man fails to notice loss of leg

Knew his sister...

...she only had one leg. Was a real pushover %-)

Hat...coat...door

Drunken German joyrider totals 300 chickens

Ahhh, Glasshoppa

...that is why the chicken crossed the road. He was being chased by a German tanked teen.

(Grabs coat)

Indian cops reach for bananas to flush out evidence

And it came to pass...

...so to speak.

I'll get me coat...

Kylie comforts the Time Lord

Kylie to hold my

hand!

"You should be so lucky, very, very lucky..."

I'll get my coat.

eBay seller nabs $1500 for Jesus-like garage stain

Sshhh, Jesus is coming...

...look busy!

I'll get my coat.