* Posts by ptbbot

11 publicly visible posts • joined 15 Sep 2016

Anyone fancy testing the 'unlimited' drive writes claim on Nimbus Data's 100TB whopper SSD?


Re: Do I want to test a 100TiB drive?

"it'd be the year 2035 before you'd finished watching." - You mean another word beginning with w, surely?

We translated Intel's crap attempt to spin its way out of CPU security bug PR nightmare


Intel going all Tory on us. Maybe they should have also said they offer a strong and stable microarchitecture that benefits millions of hard-working families? Had enough of experts telling us we've not got it right?

No contrition whatsoever. Poor show.

What's HPE Next? Now it's unemployment for 'thousands' of staff


Nice to see the Exec board have time to post comments on this article here!

NFS is now on tap in Azure – and NetApp is Microsoft's provider


Lift n shi(f)t

Take v3 into public cloud, nice one.

All the (IT storage) News That's Fit to Print


S&M Cloud? Somewhere to outsource your whips and chains to?

Is that a Veeam in HPE's eye? IT giant may gobble backup biz


No way, they've got StoreOnce in the lineup. Why would they need another product?

Primary Data's metadata engine 'speeds up' NAS, saves 'millions'. Leaps burning buildings, too?


Re: Been there, done that. Failed

Ahhh, Acopia. Or more, ARRRGH, the feckin ARX has fallen over again.

DSSD President quits Dell EMC


Ostensibly something that could provide a platform to steal people away from Exadata. People with big wallets, natch.

HDS kicks flash array baby out of pram


And not worth spending the money on fixing its integration issues?

Dell EMC's Pure-crushing benchmarks are flawed, says, er, Pure


"do your own real-world testing" - Quite.

Solidfire is 'for people who **CKING HATE storage' says NetApp Founder Dave Hitz


"work on Clustered ONTAP had consumed more resources and time than the company anticipated" - Uh huh, shows how long it takes to polish a turd.