Posts by Morris-man1948

Car insurers recoil in horror from paying auto autos' speeding fines

Re: Try a sensible design?

... and it just Getz worse..

Sex is bad for older men, and even worse when it's good

Re: Life is a terminal disease...

Maybe old men die because of the missionary position. It's very difficult to breath, with your face buried in the pillow. Us men can't cope with the lack of Oxygen. And as for whispering sweet nothings in her ear...

I prefer to let her get on top and do all the hard work, as it saves my back and knees... and doesn't over-stress my ticker. Women on top, one of the few benefits of Feminism. ;-)

Re: Am I worried? Nah!

Someone once said, "you should try everything once except incest and morris dancing".

If you don't want to die Morris dancing, try Incest instead. At least you won't go blind!

Am I worried? Nah!

Question. If Sex is likely to kill me with a Heart Attack and Avoiding Sex is likely to kill me because of Prostate Cancer, what is Morris Dancing going to do for me?

Given how many OLD Morris Dancers there are around the country who are over the age of 75 and who keep themselves fit by dancing Morris and also - one assumes - servicing their wives, then clearly the research is flawed.

Sex is the equivalent of a Five Mile run. An hour's worth of Morris Dancing also gives your heart an equal workout, according to my Heart Specialist. Either way, I shall Die Happy!