Posts by I just wish to be anonymous.

My name is Bill Gates and I am an Android user

WP

Personally, for work, I love me Win Phone.

Smart meters: 'Dog's breakfast' that'll only save you 'a tenner' – report

Re: Really, that Much?

I think you're confused between Energy Generators and Suppliers. One is a blackout, and tuther is remote switch off - which isn't allowed.

Re: Really, that Much?

Suppliers aren't allowed to simply 'switch you off'. SLA's / Duty of Care and all that

James Webb Telescope will be infatuated with Europa and Enceladus

Re: Active for five to ten years

I'd want over-overtime for the time dilation.

US focuses eyes in the sky as Hurricane Harvey starts to slam into Texas

If Trump hollers in the right direction, he'll cancel it out.

AES-256 keys sniffed in seconds using €200 of kit a few inches away

If it's engineered, it can be reversed.

Boffins find evidence of strange uranium-producing bacteria lurking underground

Re: Domestos

Upvote 'cos you've a bloody interesting website.

MP3 'died' and nobody noticed: Key patents expire on golden oldie tech

You missed the gist of the joke.

Spotify seeks hardware boffins

Re: Volume knobs!

Forgive me in advance. Your life must be so complete and empty of day to day worries that you complain about a button (and size of) being in the wrong place?

I do wonder about western peoples whinges.

As you stare at the dead British Airways website, remember the hundreds of tech staff it laid off

I realise it's simplistic but....

Maybe we should all pay a few quid more for flights and keep people employed.

Boeing-backed US upstart reckons it'll be building electric airliners

Unless batteries vastly improve, it'll never take off.

DNA-bothering eggheads brew beer you were literally born to like

I do hope you can try before you buy.

GCHQ dismisses Trump wiretap rumours as tosh

Ohm errmm Geee.. it's like I've never come across anyone so literally bonkers....

On the plus side my friend, you've made me laugh tonight.

Get it while it's hot: NASA's Space Poo contest winners wipe up $30k

Definately a shit write up.

BT Yahoo! customers: Why! can't! we! grrr! delete! our! webmail! accounts!?

Re: Pay for Email

Loads out there that hit the above criteria without paying.

Apple's Breaxit scandal: Frenchman smashes up €50,000 of iThings with his big metal balls

50K of reduced stock. That will reduce their tax bill.

Oh hang on....

Samsung intros super-speedy consumer SSDs, 'fastest M.2s ever'

Bob Dylan sang

These times they are a changin.....

Want a Windows 10 update? Don't go to Microsoft ... please

Swansong

There may be trouble ahead.....

Making us pay tax will DESTROY EUROPE, roars Apple's Tim Cook

Please pay up and share some of the mile high cash mountain.