Posts by Tony Pott

Microsoft will release a web browser for Linux next month. Repeat, Microsoft will release a browser for Linux – and it uses Google's technology

Re: "This means Linus Torvalds has definitely won, doesn't it?"

MS is definitely embracing open source now. The next stages are, of course, 'extend and extinguish'.

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, health secretary Matt Hancock both test positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

They'll be fine. The virus will realise where it is and slip away with an embarrassed smile. Even COVID-19 has standards.

Just as Ecuador thought it had seen the back of leaks, over 20m citizen records are exposed

Logic error

The presence of entries for dead people does _not_ suggest that the data is out of date. Rather, he fact that there are more entries than Ecuadorians requires that data must have been entered over time, and dead entries have not been purged.

FCC kills plan to allow phone calls on planes – good idea or terrible?

Re: Thank goodness.

Seriously? You know many people like that? I don't think my contacts contain a landline number for any individual (as opposed to an organization).

And before you accuse me of being a millennial wedded to mobile technology, I'm 60 this year.

Re: +1

Yep, absolutely sounds like a plan to me.

Top interview: Dr Patrick McCarthy – boss of the world's future largest optical telescope

"will be the world's largest optical viewing device mankind has ever built"

Please, please, please tell us about the larger telescope built by non-humans.

:-)

Great British Block-Off: GCHQ floats plan to share its DNS filters

< sealing off those addresses previously associated with attacks. >

Which will be any tor exit node, thus killing the usability of tor to access uk sites.

EU 'net neutrality' may stop ISPs from blocking child abuse material

'That, however, may be a matter for the courts to decide.'

Yes, I expect owners of illegal sites hosting CP to immediately sue ISP's if they continue to find their sites blocked.

Get real.

UK Home Office is creating mega database by stitching together ALL its gov records

What could go wrong?

Big government IT, many DB's now reduced to a single point of failure. While this could be seen as a serious threat to civil liberties, in practice it will probably turn out to be very funny indeed.

SCO vs. IBM looks like it's over for good

Re: Put on your red dress baby

I'd forgotten PJ promised that. I do miss Groklaw.

Dude, relax – it's Just a Bunch Of Disks: Our man walks you through how JBODs work

Scott Lowe's article, bad link

The link under 'Scott Lowe' doesn't work: I had to go to the page source and copy the underlying URL.

This may be because my browser doesnt know what to do with 'herf': should that be 'href'? :-)

Happy 20th birthday, Windows NT 3.1: Microsoft's server outrider

Re: Not quite old enough.

I should have corrected you in my reply: the existence of WinME means, of course, that they maintined 2 lines until XP., not until Win2K.

Re: Not quite old enough.

IIRC the issue was games. They had great difficulty creating an environment under NT that would support DOS/WIN Win9x games adequately, or at all. This was not really sorted till WinXP, so while many business machines moved to Win2K, MS introduced WinME as a (horrible) stopgap for home computing until XP was ready.

LOHAN ideas..

Re: LOHAN ideas..

Launch pre-burst:

You know how distended the balloon can get before it is at risk of bursting, so that's what you aim for, not for a specific altitude. A couple of overlapping conductors, such as aluminium foil, can be attached so that at a certain point of distension they are no longer in contact. Cover them with an elastic membrane to keep them flat and in contact in the wind and you're done: before the balloon bursts, a circuit breaks and you're done: simple.

Hackers pierce network with jerry-rigged mouse

Apple iPhone 5 to sport CRT-style screen

Convex

As some people have almost suggested, convex screens help the user to handle glare, since reflected light appears as a line (single axis curvature) or a point (two axis curvature). In either case a slight tilt will reveal whatever is under the reflected light.

There is a joke here about fanbois rapidly rotating their wrists back and forth, the completion of which I leave as a problem for the reader.

PlayStation Network credit cards protected by encryption

Industry standard not so secure

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Noticeably absent from Sony's update was the status of passwords used to log in to the PlayStation Network. Industry practices dictate they should never be stored in clear text, but rather should be run through a one-way cryptographic hash algorithm, which converts each string in plaintext to a unique set of characters that can never be reversed.

</quote>

In practice, a lot of them can be reversed by offline brute force. If one restricted oneself to trying to crack weaker passwords: lower case, 8 characters or less (which is a significant subset of normal users), and assuming a 20 byte hash value (sha1 for instance, expressed as an integer rather than a string). A quick back-of-an-envelope calculation tells me you can build a look up table of hashes of all possible combinations of this on slightly over 6TB of disk space, which can be had easily for ~£250.

Lower case and digits, 8 chars, needs about 82 GB, which if you're able to access other people's servers, is also attainable, and in a few years can be expected to become financially viable on your local machine.

From the point of view of users, the conventional wisdom of 'choose a password that even someone who knows you couldn't guess', is superseded by 'choose a long password, that you can remember, because threat comes from people who don't know you'. Your friends might guess that your password is mrmugginsthecat, but a lower case look up table for up to 15 characters would require 6.28E22 bytes, which will not be viable for the forseeable future.

Patch Tuesday update triggered Skype outage

Oh come on !

Are we supposed to believe that this is a bigger simultaneous reboot than an entire time zone turning on their machines when they arrive for work in the morning?? Every morning?

Bollocks.

NZ parents may lose battle to keep baby '4real'

Stupid

This is just bloody mindedness. I'm sure they would have no problem calling their child Foreal, which actually looks like quite a nice name.

Burned by a MacBook

How the mighty have fallen

Apple used to make good, reliable, products. Sadly, this has changed. Today their QA is rubbish. Apple won't get better while they continue to be their own biggest fanbois, since this makes them incapable of recognising that they, not their customers, are the problem.

Sad really.

Reg hack hypnotised by bouncing boob samba

...stare at the photo above while shaking your monitor.

or stare at the photo above while shaking your member should work too.

NASA announces psych testing review

Someone has to ask the question:

Does this mean NASA will no longer be recruiting space cadets to train as astronuts?