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Big data at sea: How the Royal Navy charts the world's oceans

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Re: Not being a noisy neighbour

It's a noisy party.

They're having a whale of a time.

Yes, we Orca join.

What the #!/%* is that rogue Raspberry Pi doing plugged into my company's server room, sysadmin despairs

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Re: Infosec staff quality

>I have some tragic familiarity with a major British airline whose infosec team seems to have no clue about risk, prioritisation, mitigation etc

Just wondering if it is the same lot who had some "improvements" made to the javascript on their page recently meaning some customers' credit cards got "borrowed"...

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Legality

In England/Wales, this behaviour would be illegal under the Computer Misuse Act. Is there a similar law in Austria?

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Re: LOL Reddit

OI, WHO ARE YOU CALLING CALM AND RATIONAL!?

Fixed the capitalisation for you...

Microsoft sysadmin hired for fake NetWare skills keeps job despite twitchy trigger finger

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Re: Apologies to those who've heard this one before

Blocked at my work...

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Re: Hot transputers

Have an upvote for transputer...

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Re: Memories ...

I've got some seats that need to be warmed too...

Linux kernel Spectre V2 defense fingered for massively slowing down unlucky apps on Intel Hyper-Thread CPUs

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Re: Hyper-threading itself may be bad for performance.

Ever since hyper-threading was introduced it's been pointed out that it may be bad for performance for many (most?) workloads because the two hardware threads would be fighting each other for the (single) cache.

This is standard practice in HPC land; in addition to the cache, the tight loops that typically get run in this scenario mean that there is competition for the same registers.

iPhone XS: Just another £300 for a better cam- Wait, come back!

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Re: 2018 is the year of stupidly sized phones

>whereas nothing fits in women's pockets so that's not an issue.

The current fashion for skinny jeans means that you can usually see the large smart phones in her (or his) pockets

Microsoft Surface kicks dust in face of Apple iPad Pro in Q3

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Re: Like a Ferrari than only runs on 20 Octane gas

>Windows 10 has been an absolute disaster, recently in update/upgrade fiasco , myriad problems with Edge breakage and many other severe issues over the past year, even past two to three years.

This is a shame, it looked like they were getting back on track after Win8

> Therefore no matter what great features the article writer may attribute to Microsoft Surface (hardware) as compared to Apple iPad, the Microsoft brand remains unworthy of praise as superior to any competition.

Apple upgrades aren't perfect either, a quick look around the Internet in the days after an upgrade make that very clear. I had to do a restore on my work iPhone when going to 12.0 (why I upgrade using my MBP and not just "over the air").

Bright spark dev irons out light interference

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I'm pleased he eventually found the cause of the problem

Better lathe than never though....

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For a while after I graduated I had an old (even at the time) 486 DX2. The SIMM slots on the motherboard were always fragile and at some point I'd broken one. As programmes got more and more RAM hungry eventually I had to populate the other slots, but the SIMM wouldn't remain upright, one elastic band later I had a stable system. The elastic band remained in place until I bought a new PC and gave the old one away.

Japanese cyber security minister 'doesn't know what a USB stick is'

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Re: "you don't need to be an expert in something to manage it"

I think the selfsame bit of line got taken out last week too...

You could also argue that the alternative inland route's closure was down to beancounters and short termism too.

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Re: That's nothing

Unix Sticky Bit

Look it up.

Watch out, you might get chmoded for that

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>In the UK they appointed a scouser to the department of work and pensions for god sake.

A beer for you fr making me laugh, good Sir -->

SAP can claim to change its culture, but can it convince customers?

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Indirect, or "digital", access: charges based on the documents created when software is accessed by a third party, IoT, bots or other automated systems, or humans using the Digital Core through non-SAP software.

I can't get my head around having to pay to access the data that your organisation has created; it's your company's data not SAP's....

Just a little heads up: Google is still trying to convince everyone that web apps don't suck

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Re: Security...

We already have a bunch of tools that compress images, and they can be quite fast. Does the web interface add anything to this process

Yes, latency

OK Google, why was your web traffic hijacked and routed through China, Russia today?

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Re: Cue Bono?

U2 over there, stop the puns now!

Junior dev decides to clear space for brewing boss, doesn't know what 'LDF' is, sooo...

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Only appropriate icon

Have one of these, "Bert" -->

Brit boffins build 'quantum compass'... say goodbye to those old GPS gizmos, possibly

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Re: America takes over

>The MOD is the "Ministry of Defense" now?

You have a licence to kill, don't waste it...

UK rail lines blocked by unexpected Windows dialog box

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Re: Um

I managed to uninstall Office 2010 silently. It's not that hard...

I hear DBAN works well...

British fixed broadband is cheap … and, er, fairly nasty – global survey

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Re: Downloads

Although not a 5GB file; my photography habit can quite require an order of magnitude more data to be backed up. Sports and nature photography mean lots of raw files; although I cull the vast majority I'm paranoid enough to back all the files up initially.

As I have a good connection, I also host torrents for Linux distros.

'Blockchain SAVED my Quango'

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Down under

The Aussie study should be compulsory reading.

Cisco swings the axe on permanent staff – hundreds laid off worldwide this week

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I sit here loving a great pun, but at the same time feeling very sorry for all those loosing their jobs.... Good luck to those having to switch employers

Stairway to edam: Swiss bloke blasts roquefort his cheese, thinks Led Zep might make it tastier

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Re: I hate cheese

Better than looking down to find you've stepped in a curd though...

Chuck this on expenses: £2k iPad paints Apple as the premium fondleslab specialist – as planned

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Re: Crippled I/O? Won't support external hard drives?

Just what consumers need on a 2000 quid portable device with 1TB of storage for convenience of adding lots of media files to consume!

The only use case I can think of is a photographer who uses loads RAW files into Adobe Lightroom on the iPad where they then load into the "Creative Cloud".

Annoyingly Lightroom doesn't sync with "Photos" so you have to do a cull manually.

Apple's launch confirms one thing: It's determined to kill off the laptop for iPads

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Re: Would they allow it if...

Not to mention Wankdorf just outside of Bern.

I've been living in Switzerland for years now and it still makes me smirk - maybe I'll never grow up...

Unsure why you can't log into Office 365? So is Microsoft

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I had an email where someone talked about Office 360 - it looks oddly prescient...

The only cloud icon -->

Apple breathes new life into MacBook Air with overhauled 2018 model

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Re: What's 2.7 lbs in real money?

>so what's 2.7 lbs in real money…

0.2916 Jub of course...

> (or even fractions of PHBs wrapped in carpet)

I like this -->

AI can predict the structure of chemical compounds thousands of times faster than quantum chemistry

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Re: "AI" = Fake News daily

generally useless research does not merit a press release.

If this works then this is huge for the field. When you make and develop drugs you need to ensure that the "Polymorph" that patients get is the same as the one that was in Clinical Trials. There have been cases where this has not been the case; there was even a case where an <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritonavir>HIV drug had to be temporarily withdrawn</a> because the active ingredient's molecules were changing structure on the pharmacies' shelves. Moreover, it could also make drugs that scientists know works into a form that a patient can actually take.

If drug companies and regulators can carry out this kind of simulation quicker then this could save lives as well as save lots of money. The increase in throughput that this is claimed to offer would mean that many more drug candidates can be virtually screened for this kind of activity.

Britain's rail ticket-booking systems go TITSUP*

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I'm wondering if their leased line is down...

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Maybe they should give us some kind of signal that it wasn't intentional

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Almost disappointed that didn't squeeze an "Off the rails" pun in...

Techie was bigged up by boss… only to cause mass Microsoft Exchange outage

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Re: Exchange seems to feature a lot

Lotus Notes

The end (of the flash boom) is nigh! But not before SK Hynix tallies up its record revenues

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Re: SK Hynix has over half of their semiconductor plants in S.Korea

>Seems they ALSO see the future NOT being '100% located in China'. Just worth pointing out.

Even assuming the Supermicro hacking story turns out to be utter bollocks; I imagine that it will have worried enough people who will start caring about where their servers and other computer gear come from.

Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee

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Some Might Say all he had to do was Roll With It, put Hand in Glove, and Bob's Yer Uncle, job done. D'You Know What I mean? Sorry, we know That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore. ®

I acquiesce

Californian chap sets his folks' home on fire by successfully taking out spiders with blowtorch

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Re: blow torch... pfft

>@JLV - forget the sharks, coconuts are more deadly

But not compared to the ones with lasers!

Top AI conference NIPS won't change its name amid growing protest over 'bad taste' acronym

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I was about to make exactly the same point.

Microsoft to staff: We remain locked and loaded with US military – and will keep adding voice to AI ethics debate

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Re: Likely outcomes

Would the T1000s Terminator and Stay Resident?

Our brave El Reg vulture sat through four days of Oracle OpenWorld to write this cracking summary just for you

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Our brave El Reg vulture sat through four days of Oracle OpenWorld to write this cracking summary just for you

I don't know how much they pay Rebecca, but however much it isn't enough!

Have one to help you get over the trauma -->

Bitbucket wobbles but it won't fall. Oh, snap...

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Also anyone who refers to their internet connection as "my internet" shouldn't be allowed to work in IT.

I once worked at a place where the head of IT was the boss' brother, his knowledge of computers was shall we say PHB-like. He once emailed the company saying that he'd "fixed the Internet" implying he'd sorted the while thing :)

Have you ever, ever felt like this? Have strange things happened? Is high-speed data going round the twist?

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Re: A (potentially) astonishing step change in FO bandwidth. NOT

I've learnt something, thank you all for proving me wrong and explaining why -->

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Re: A (potentially) astonishing step change in FO bandwidth.

So you as a customer would rather pay 10x what you do now so they can completely rebuild their networks every 18 months?

If the ISPs put in FTTP then a change in technology would probably just mean swapping the devices at each end of the fibre.

Uncool: Google won't be setting up shop in disused Berlin electrical substation

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Re: The G word

Maybe if Hipsters put some lenses in those thick-rimmed glasses then they'd be able to see enough to find them

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I'm not sure what to think here; on the one hand it avoids some people being priced out of where they live. On the other hand, according to the story in the Local, Google no longer have plans to put a centre in Berlin which means the money will go elsewhere on the planet and possibly the new businesses won't be formed.

AMD's shares get in a plane, take off and soar to 12,000 ft – then throw open the door, and fall into the cool rushing air

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Movement

How long until the price starts Ryzen again?

HP says: Like, comment and subscribe to our beastly workstations

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>"In the experience age, all jobs have become experience creation jobs,"

Pass the vomit bag, or even better nuke from orbit -->

DXC axes Americas boss amid latest deck chair musical

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Re: I have come to the conclusion

If that's the case then get out. No job is worth a break down...

It only took Oz govt transformation bods 6 months and $700k to report that blockchain ain't worth the effort

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An Australian government agency given AU$700,000 (just shy of US$500,000 or £380,000) to research applications of the blockchain has delivered its answer: don't bother. Anything you want to do with blockchain, you can already do better with existing technology.

On the face of it, it sounds expensive... However, that 700kAUD is money well spent if it means that their techies can swiftly eliminate blockchain from various proposals by pointing at the report instead of letting the PHBs get fooled and waste a load of money in the process.

Erm... what did you say again, dear reader?

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Re: "Erm" is for the speech impedimented.

He sounds like an excellent teacher. I hope you bought him a few of these* -->

* real ale of course, not [US] Budweiser