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Oracle robbed just about anyone who wasn't a pasty white male of $400m, says Uncle Sam
Nothing 'unites teams' like a good relocation, eh Vodafone?
Core blimey... When is an AMD CPU core not a CPU core? It's now up to a jury of 12 to decide
EasyJet boss says pre-Chrimbo Gatwick drone chaos cost it £15m
Ever feel like all your prayers go unheard? The Catholic Church has an app for that
French data watchdog dishes out largest GDPR fine yet: Google ordered to hand over €50m
The lighter side of HMRC: We want your money, but we also want to make you laugh
Ooh, my machine is SO much faster than yours... Oh, wait, that might be a bit of a problem...
Notwork
When I was at university the central IT group upgraded the core in the datacentre to GigE. The increase in speed basically saturated everything else, including the DEC Alphas running Samba which caused pretty much everything in the university to crawl. I believe the techies had to work very hard to tune performance to acceptable levels before fixing properly it by throwing hardware at the problem.
DNAaaahahaha: Twins' 23andMe, Ancestry, etc genetic tests vary wildly, surprising no one
World's first robot hotel massacres half of its robot staff
It’s baaack – Microsoft starts pushing out the Windows 10 October 2018 Update
Old bugs, new bugs, red bugs … yes, it's Oracle mega-update day again
RIP 2019-2019: The first plant to grow on the Moon? Yeah, it's dead already, Chinese admit
Having AI assistants ruling our future lives? That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito
Forget Finding Nemo: This AI can identify a single zebrafish out of a 100-strong shoal
Re: sometimes humans have to manually label the pictures
I did an internship in a developmental biology lab before I came over to the dark IT side.
One of my tasks was to select flies by their phenotype (eye colour, wing shape etc) so they could be bred together*. This was very difficult and tedious to do**, what was especially hard was telling the sexes apart on newly-born flies (those randy buggers get at it four hours after birth).
* We were studying a gene known to be involved in neurodegeneration in humans.
** Probably why they gave the job to the undergraduate
The Large Hadron Collider is small beer. Give us billions more for bigger kit, say boffins
Army had 'naive' approach to Capita's £1.3bn recruiting IT contract, MPs told
No plain sailing for Anon hacktivist picked up by Disney cruise ship: 10 years in the cooler for hospital DDoS caper
NHS England's chief digital officer goes full digital, ditches health service for GP app biz
Amazon takes aim at MongoDB with launch of Mongo-compatible DocumentDB
Reg Standards Bureau introduces the Devon fatberg as coastal town menaced by oily blob
Attention all British .eu owners: Buy dotcom domains and prepare to sue, says UK govt
Border guards probe 'suspicious bulge' in man's trousers to find he's packing fluffies
Seagate woos NASty folk and other flashy types at CES
You were told to clean up our systems, not delete 8,000 crucial files
Nobody in China wants Apple's eye-wateringly priced iPhones, sighs CEO Tim Cook
Millennium Buggery: When things that shouldn't be shut down, shut down
Your mates vape. Your boss quit smoking. You promised to quit in 2019. But how will Big Tobacco give it up?
'Year-long' delay to UK 5G if we spike Huawei deals, say telcos
London Gatwick Airport reopens but drone chaos perps still not found
A few reasons why cops didn't immediately shoot down London Gatwick airport drone menace
LG's beer-making bot singlehandedly sucks all fun, boffinry from home brewing
Doom: The FPS that wowed players, gummed up servers, and enraged admins
Remember Misco? Staff win protective award at employment tribunal
Boffins build blazing battery bonfire
Re: Lots of choices
El Reg did a rather nice Geek's Guide to Dinorwig Power Station
. A great read if you haven't seen it.
HCL picks up Notes, spanks total of $1.8bn at Honest John's IBM software sale
Total Inability To Support User Phones: O2 fries, burning data for 32 million Brits
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