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Shipping is so insecure we could have driven off in an oil rig, says Pen Test Partners

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Re: Possibly

IIRC the Royal Marines also have this as part of their roles. I suspect the RM dropping round for a cuppa wouldn't take much longer than the SBS.

And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight

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Re: Dustbin naming

Oh come on, we've just bin making puns...

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Re: Dustbin naming

If people don't like it and hit their bins then it could be #!/bin/bash

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Dustbin naming

Do you refer to each houses dustbin as /usr/bin ?

Private equity ponies up £2m to help launch satellites from sunny Shetland by next year

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Re: Ideal

>i predict that when we, eventually, launch IndyRef2 Project Fear 2 will threaten to bomb our sat sites just like they threatened to bomb our airfields last time.

Citation?

Instagram influencer fools followers into thinking Ikea photoshoot was Bali holiday

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Re: Clearly a cover up

>There are pockets of resistance left, though. The 7-bit set is safe, as long as you encode international characters within the set.

We should rename it the Brexit character set...

Vodafone: Yes, we slurp data on customers' network setups, but we do it for their own good

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>And this is why you never use the ISP supplied router.

Me too, the only problem is that I deployed Ubiquiti gear Ubiquiti gear...

Fire Brigades Union warns of wonky IT causing dangerous delays in 999 control rooms

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Darryl Keen, chief fire officer at Hertfordshire Fire Services, said: “The system includes a collaboration arrangement with three other Services in Lincolnshire, Norfolk and Humberside which means that calls for any of the services can be effectively handled in all four Services during exceptionally busy periods such as storms – this effectively provides four times the capacity for Hertfordshire than in our previous arrangements.”

It'd only be four times the capacity if the other fire brigades' callcentres have zero calls...

C'mon SPARCky, it's just an admin utility update. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Just following instructions....

Thanks for the correction Jake -->

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We seem to get a lot of software in from academics or startups running a bleeding edge version of Fedora or Ubuntu which then won't run on our RHEL/Centos systems because of the "old" glibc versions running.

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Favours

The piggy bank of favours was cracked open: Scott and the engineer had a pretty good working relationship stemming from Scott's willingness to overlook an occasional miss of the contracted call-out times

Reminds me of the time one of our lab Macs needed to have its OS upgraded by a field engineer so they could install the latest instrument software; the hard disc in the Mac then chose a seriously bad time to die! The scientists were furious but luckily I was around to point out that it was very bad luck on the Field Engineer's part and it could have easily been me. I managed to find a new spare compatible disc from our spares cupboard and saved the poor guy's bacon.

I really should have got a few of these from him... -->

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Wouldn't the Alpha test have been DEC and not Sun...

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Re: Just following instructions....

At the time of the story, being able to "spin up a cloud instance" was decades away. I guess back then each Dev would have had multiple physical machines to work on.

I agree that the current vogue for a Dev spinning up a VM somewhere and then assuming a "clean build" and/or making big changes to libraries config etc. is a serious PITA!

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I'm rooting for you

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They'd be the favoured Sun...

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It's On Call, looks like it's time for someone to SPARC some bad puns...

Xerox hopes wining and dining HP shareholders will convince them of takeover

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Visentin and Icahn, who owns more than 10 per cent of Xerox and almost 5 per cent of HP stock, reckon a combination of the two businesses will make them stacks of cash.

FTFY

Samsung gives China wide berth over coronavirus woes, uses sea and air freight to ship smartphone bits to Vietnamese factories

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Re: Just in time is great ...

The Observer had an interesting article on this yesterday.

Everything OK down there in the Oracle trench? Good. Big Red has a cloud-based data science platform for you

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I remember when Oracle made a big fuss about implementing the BLAST bioinformatics tools into Oracle 10G; it was then dropped quietly in 11G. I hope these tools are supported for longer!

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

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Re: Is a punch in the scrum-

Fair Cop Guvnor

You'll never select all and mark as read again after this tale of peril... Oh, who are we kidding? Of course you will

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Re: User problem: needed to be escalated.

>Happy friday, I'm just here for the bad puns.

A cold hard stair from me until you stop...

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Re: In somewhat the same vein ...

>Funny how video of a horse in a basement can light a fire under otherwise disinterested management

Did they have horse voices once they'd finished shouting at you?

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Re: NMR wiping.

As in Hydrabad Computing Limited?

Cache me if you can: HDD PC sales collapse in Europe as shoppers say yes siree to SSD

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Re: 'Primary storage'

The cheap SSDs will still run rings around the typical 5.4k (or even 7.2k) disc in many laptops.

Deutsche Bank calls in AWS, Microsoft and Google to tout for cloud biz: Come in to tender, deal value unknown

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Deutsche Bank, according to Reuters – which initially revealed the talks with the three cloud vendors – is struggling with a sprawling, outdated tech infrastructure, not helped by the buys of Morgan Grenfell and Bankers' Trust in 1990 and 1999 respectively.

Wow, the bank has still has systems from mergers that were 20-30 years ago! I assume they've been updated a bit in that time but that does seem incredible.

Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

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Re: Where I live it's ill tempered ducks.

The little duckers!

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Yaaaaaaarp...

Astroboffins agog after spotting the first repeating fast radio burst that pings every 16 days from another galaxy

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Alien

And the response

And the response from Earth:

Our call centres are experiencing usual demand at the moment, your call is very important to us and will be answered as soon as possible

Ever had a script you just can't scratch? Excel on the web now has just the thing

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Re: As always, the big problem with Excel...

You could also be describing R Shiny applications which now seem to be spreading around our organisation virally...

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These people are just annoying show offs, they need a punch card in the mouth

Voyager 2 gets back to sciencing while 'unstoppable' Iran promises world more 'Great Iranian Satellites'

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Re: "Far be it from us to nitpick"

I thought it was being ignored by Apple

BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer

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Re: "And given that the Y2K thing was a big fat zero,"

It was mad, they were barking

Fed-up air safety bods ban A350 pilots from enjoying cockpit coffees

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Just wondering if it only affect European aircraft or if Americano ones are affected too

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Boeing too?

I was wondering if the same problem affects Boeing aircraft, then I remembered that the Jumbo pilots would just drink with their trunks

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We should filter them out ASAP

Wake me up before you go Go: Devs say they'll learn Google-backed lang next. Plus: Perl pays best, Java still in demand

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Re: There are C++ devs and there are people who claim to be able to program in C++.

It's the Dunning-Kruger effect

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Re: There are C++ devs and there are people who claim to be able to program in C++.

Well, you posted as AC so you must have realised ;-)

Facebook mulls tagging pics with 'radioactive' markers to trace the origin of photos used to build image-recog AI

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Re: steganography

I'd find it even funnier if someone sued Facebook after someone "borrowed" a picture breaking a photographer's copyright and FB wouldn't take it down...

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Re: My first thought on reading 'radioactive markers'

>was 'half-life'... as if this were a marker which would decay with time.

Half Life 1 & 2 are both cracking games that haven't decayed much with time.

Half Life 3 would be nice though :)

EU tells UK: Cut the BS, sign here, and you can have access to Galileo sat's secure service

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Re: Money

You could call it the Empire Positioning System. Its clocks will send out time data set in the XIX century...

Bring back the East India Company!

Bada Bing, bada bork: Windows 10 is not happy, and Microsoft's search engine has something to do with it

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Duckduckgo is pretty good and claims to respect privacy.

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2020 2021 is the year of Windows on the Desktop

Outlook more like 'look out!' as Microsoft email decides everything is spam today

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Re: Nice naming, Microsoft

Elreg's Headline didn't help much either, although popping a .com on the end would have meant a less-good headline :-)

Things I learned from Y2K (pt 87): How to swap a mainframe for Microsoft Access

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>Adding "on the internet" to a business plan does not guarantee unlimited returns, or indeed any returns at all.

AI does though...

Very little helps: Tesco flashes ancient Windows desktop on Scan-As-You-Shop device

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Re: Trust?

Every so often at my local [Swiss] Coop you get asked to present a few items by one of the checkout assistants; the only problem is that one of them gets flustered and seems to press every random button on the screen which resets meaning you have scan the lot again...

Microsoft Teams starts February with a good, old-fashioned TITSUP*

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Re: Do I get to cast the first stone?

I got my 10 metres swimming certificate in 1986, when do I need to apply for renewal?

At last, the fix no one asked for: Portable home directories merged into systemd

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One use case is where a user has a PC running Linux in both their home and office, and is able to carry their home directory with them on a portable storage device.

This is banned in all but the smallest organisation these days. At my work your career would be "very short" if you got caught doing it....

Ah, night shift in the 1970s. Ciggies, hipflasks, ADVENT... and fault-prone disk drives the size of washing machines

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Big Brother

"and dedicated people called 'operators' who would terrorise misbehaving users and managers according to 'The Bastard Bible'."

FTFY

Brits may still be struck by Lightning, but EU lawmakers vote for bloc-wide common charging rules

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Re: Hopefully the UK will follow this

>I think the British Standards Institute should be called upon to come up with something for the UK.

What about El Reg's esteemed Standards Bureau?

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

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Pop music

You could even describe the story in terms of 90's pop music:

Stop. Hammer Time