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Royal Yacht Britannia's successor to cost about 1 North of England NHS IT consultancy framework

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Apart from the lifts being too small for stretchers and the fact it was never used as such (eg Falklands, Gulf Wars etc)

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Re: Great British Engineering

Also, apparently the lifts weren't big enough for stretchers either...

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Re: Great British Engineering

You're trying to have your Cake and eat it...

AWS ECS Anywhere goes live. Is it worth the Amazon fee?

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Do try to contain your enthusiasm...

US nuclear weapon bunker security secrets spill from online flashcards since 2013

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Re: Mushroom shaped Cloud

Wouldn't that be a RNAS drive then?

The cloud computing icon even though Fleet Air Arm haven't been allowed those toys for ages ->

Congestion or a Christmas cock-up? A Register reader throws himself under the bus

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They could have been Dixons about it...

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"The retailer's network guys were ecstatic about how fast their network was, and convinced the suits that the incorrect timeout was an honest mistake, couldn't have been foreseen etc.

"Even better, they were fine with deploying a patch that included the proper timeout, despite the fact that it was during the pre-Christmas lockdown."

Looks like they deserve some Credit (Card)

Former IT manager from Essex pleads guilty to defrauding the NHS of £800k

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"But the money was only resting in my account"

Father Jack rather than Ted though ->

MoD: Our networks are in 'unacceptable' state and both data and IT bods are stuck in silos

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Re: Secure?

But what if they won't let the riff-RAF in?

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Re: Just a thought

> We don't want some teen hacker accessing the polaris subs and playing wargames

They can access the Polaris subs all they like, I expect the MOD will care more about Trident and the Vanguard boats these days though...

Boeing fined $17m after fitting uncertified sensors to 737 Max and NG airliners for 4 years

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Boeing turned over USD15.2B in 2020; the USD17M fine is about a 1000th of that. Unless the people responsible for making these decisions spend some quality time at the American equivalent of Her Majesty's Pleasure then nothing will change.

Microsoft: Behold, at some later date, the next generation of Windows

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Re: and I’m incredibly excited

I don't get excited about OS updates any more, I tend to fear them...

Snowden was right, rules human rights court as it declares UK spy laws broke ECHR

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I remember that episode, you could even register for Menwtih Hill flights with him on a website. I'm still waiting for my tour though...

IBM Cloud resets ‘Days Since Last Major Incident’ clock to zero – after just five days

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Re: Love the Ad

I guess it enables resiliency by using its own version of the Chaos Monkey

Pakistan lures '19 mobe makers' to open local factories

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> Another thing to consider is that the authorizations[sic] run for ten years but don’t cover 5G devices.

Well the Covid vaccines should sort 5G...

Arm freezes hiring until Nvidia takeover, cancels everyone's 'wellbeing' allowance

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Re: Flim Flammery

Has Cherry Hinton improved at all? I lived there for a bit and it was more than a bit dead

Tesla owners win legal fight after software update crippled older Model S batteries

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Re: ICE - still the way to go

Running on (near) 100% Ethanol means you can turn up the boost and advance the timing a trifle. It is also easy to make at home, burns cleaner, and is more efficient than gas/petrol. It's also a renewable energy source. Not a lot to dislike about Ethanol as a motor vehicle fuel.

Apart from the raw materials competing with some of the poorest people on the planet for food. (if we can solve that problem then that I agree with you)

Just what is the poop capacity of an unladen sparrow? We ask because one got into the office and left quite a mess

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So, it looks like. the solution to the security problem is to not use Windows...

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Re: A cat

But they'd eat his computer's mouse too...

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I think it's great that you're asking us for tips here; would that be a type of Crow-d sourcing?

Lessons have not been learned: Microsoft's Modern Comments leave users reaching for the rollback button

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Re: Change for the sake of change

Perhaps ironically it appears that while Apple appears revolutionary, they're actually quite evolutionary, without major disruptions, and easing things over in a transparent manner when disruption is inevitable. Meanwhile MSFT has shifted from that same model to one that is happy to alienate customers with every new release and increasing patch level.

On the other hand you can still run a lot of twenty year old 32bit software today on your PC; good luck running OS9 or PPC software on your Mac...

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Re: Well... there's always...

My favourite bollocks policy was "Flights must be confirmed by your one over one manager by 1600 UK time or the flight will be cancelled". My boss' boss was in America and consequently if the first thing that he did wasn't approve our flights then they got cancelled... I'm pretty sure that my employer still had to pay the fees to the travel company though...

Australian Federal Police hiring digital evidence retrieval specialists: Being a very good boy and paws required

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Re: Bears

You'd need a get out claws in the contract

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So if the crim has a lot of cards would that be a Sim City?

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Re: Bears

What if they got distracted by honey - it wouldn't bear thinking about...

Microsoft hits Alt-F4 on Windows 10X: OS designed for dual-screen PCs axed

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Re: Microsoft: it was way too good for us…

Having dual screens in MacOS isn't great, you try to move a window between them and then one of the parts on two screens is hidden...

Glimpse of 3GHz 128-core Ampere Altra Max server processor emerges as Oracle teases more cloudy Arms

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Licence costs

Imagine the Oracle licence costs for a 128 core chip - each DB cluster would mean a new yacht for Larry...

UK pharma supplier put into special measures after new IT system causes almost 10,000 missed medicine deliveries

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Re: Just in time supply lines

It's also not helped by the margins on generic drugs[0] being minuscule - quite often generic suppliers find a drug is making a loss and then stop selling it...

[0] As opposed to the "branded" drugs[1]

[1] I should mention that my job is supporting the R&D of these drugs

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Re: What a wanker

Some medication needs to be taken every few hours or the patient dies - in this case "Short lived" is a very unfortunate phrase...

Apple announces lossless HD audio at no extra cost, then Amazon Music does too. The ball is now in Spotify's court

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Re: Can you tell the difference?

NPR block access unless you accept their trackers...

Reports link Bill Gates' departure from Microsoft board in 2020 with probe into employee affair

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Re: Embrace, extend, extinguish

You’d have thought that IE6 would be sufficient grounds…

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Re: Always the ones you least expect

> Does discretion get you a better class of ass?

Doesn’t that get you arrested in most countries?

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Re: Always the ones you least expect

Always the ones you least expect

Bill Gates joining John Major in that category

I was going to eat a Curry for dinner, but that’s put me off

The future is now, old man: Let the young guns show how to properly cock things up

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Re: Police Computer

Yeah, you kept on getting interrupted whilst working on a DOS system...

Apple sent my data to the FBI, says boss of controversial research paper trove Sci-Hub

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Re: "You have NO privacy. Get over it"

>I do, I have sticky tape over the camera on my iMac

See, I told you Tape ain't dead

'Biggest data grab' in NHS history stuffs GP records in a central store for 'research' – and the time to opt out is now

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Re: When your opt-out does not apply

In CPRD it's anonymised to the point that you can only see location down to the level of "South East England". I don't think it has someone's job in (it was a while ago).

Protip: If Joe Public reports that your kit is broken, maybe check that it is actually broken

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Re: PC Upgrade

We had a senior manager "lose" his iPhone round about the time that Apple released a new model. My then boss just asked him for the Police report number for the paper work at which point PHB said he'd "Have another look at home" which miraculously resulted in him finding it...

Ransomware victim Colonial Pipeline paid $5m to get oil pumping again, restored from backups anyway – report

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Re: They need a deep anal probe of their staff

You mean a penetration test?

If you said the semiconductor shortage will last until Q2 2022, you would be correct, according to Gartner

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Despite the shortages, worldwide semiconductor revenues grew to $464bn in 2020, up by 10.8 per cent on the previous year, according to IDC, and were forecast to hit $522bn in 2021.

Scarcity means that more can be charged for the same thing, it'd be interesting to see the chip volume figures too.

'Big updates' to Mac design app Sketch add real-time collaboration – but you'll need to fork out for a subscription

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This is the same path Adobe went down years ago. The last version of the perpetual licence Creative Suite was CS6, released in 2012, since when it has been subscription or nothing. Sketch therefore remains distinctive in still offering its "Mac-only" licence, even though it is upping the pressure to migrate.

Which is one of the reasons why many photographers are moving over to the competition.

Fibre Channel is still around. And now it's end-to-end at a sizzling-ish 64Gbit/s

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> And to those still using Infiniband, we salute you.

It\'s still the interconnect of choice for those of us in HPC[0]

[0] Unless you're rich enough to be running a Cray

Salesforce fell over so hard today, it took out its own server status page

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Re: It was the engineer in the DC with the keyboard

I'm struggling to think of A nother DNS pun now

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Re: It was the engineer in the DC with the keyboard

>On one of the webcasts they said that it was an engineer deploying a emergency DNS fix across the network.

Will they CNAME and shame?

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Re: It was the engineer in the DC with the keyboard

That's a dead CERT

Microsoft says Outlook hit by 'email visibility issues' – as in, they're blank

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Re: 2021

Yeah the Malware attacking the patched defects should have moved from beta to production in that timeframe...

Trend Micro hosted email service is down, inboxes still stuck in cloudy limbo

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Re: WOPR spam

RFC1149 doesn't need much preparation, in fact you can just wing it...

Another platform on which Java will not run – platform 1 of Newcastle's Central Station

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Re: So the second train in the list...

Pick up some Java from the coffee stand on the way...

Overdue: After a 2-year £12m delay, Northern Ireland Libraries looks to close chapter on Fujitsu saga

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Re: "Northern Ireland Libraries can look forward to new corporate desktops and peripherals"

> You don't need a brand new 4Ghz CPU and 8GB of DDR5 to look for a book.

Oh come on, that's only two Chrome tabs...

Accidentally wiped an app's directory? Hey, just play the 'unscheduled maintenance' card. Now you're a hero

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Re: Word Perfect is still the best

You forgot the icon... -->

Quantum computing: Confusion can mask a good story, but don't take anyone's word for it

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Google Images knows nothing about cats and kumquats. It couldn't tell you which one to stroke for pleasure or which to eat when you're hungry

Well, I've never heard of a Kumquat trying to scratch your hand off when you stroke it "wrongly"; so I guess it's Cat 'n' Chips for dinner