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Canon: Chip supplies are so bad that our ink cartridges will look as though they're fakes

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Re: And here I go changing the ink ribbon of my 70-year-old Remington

I used to work in the associated cafe of an upmarket furniture shop. "Downstairs" used to sell those very expensive white wicker benches, any defects on them were covered up with Tippex!

To err is human. To really screw things up requires a wayward screwdriver

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Re: Harrisberger's Fourth Law

> Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.

Yes, you always need to keep your skills current

Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable

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If the app talked directly to the thermostat or light bulb across my wi-fi

The Ikea stuff does that. Sadly, that's about the only reason I'd recommend it. The bulbs and dimmers seem to fall off the system rather often and it's hugely annoying. Initial setup is really hit and miss too. Moreover, if you have a network with multiple VLANs then the gear doesn't work at all until you assign a single VLAN to that switch port...

Technology can sometimes go from east to west: Ubuntu DDE 21.10 remix ships in 22.01

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Re: Still waiting, but optimistic

They could pop to Munich to see how it's done

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Maybe it really is the year of Linux on the desktop...

Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault

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Re: Bit of a twist to the ending

They should have thought about Occam's razor whilst looking at these blades...

It takes more clicks to reject their cookies than accept them, so France fines Facebook and Google over €200m

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Bring back the..... Moderatrix!

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But it's in their "legitimate interest"

Heart attack victim 'saved' by defibrillator delivery drone*

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Re: Know the defibrillator's box code!

> The Ambulance arrived 18 minutes later, the defibrillator, over an hour later - no-one knew the code to get into the storage box!

Isn't that something that the 999 operator is supposed to give you?

Hopefully this near miss will mean the situation is resolved before someone needs it again.

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Re: Is this a title of nobility:

Or even the name of a perfume

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Re: Good for the old man

This was pretty much the gist of the course we did at work a while ago. See icon -->

There was even a JFDI section aimed at the men in the room saying to not be "hesitant" and to remove a woman's clothing including underwear before starting chest compressions. I assume that some poor women have not been resuscitated because of this or else we wouldn't have been told that :(

Hauliers report problems with post-Brexit customs system but HMRC insists it is 'online and working as planned'

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Re: FT article

I found it through the link above, but I'd already registered so can see the comments

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Re: Sounds familiar...

You beat me to it :)

You wood not believe what a Japanese logging company and university want to use to build a small satellite

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Re: Oh dear

It looks like they've finally twigged...

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Re: Oh dear

I think it's great that they're branching out into new materials

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Re: Oh dear

Do we now say leaves spaces rather than talking about re-entry?

You've stolen the antiglare shield on that monitor you've fixed – they say the screen is completely unreadable now

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Re: I'm glad I'm not old enough

I mostly avoided this, but I was doing an internship in a French developmental biology lab where smoking was only banned in the rooms but not the corridors. My supervisor used to lean to see what I was up to whilst keeping her fag just outside of the door frame.

I was using Xylene and all sorts of other fun solvents - thankfully that never happened -->

It's the day before the grand opening but we need a firmware update. It'll be fine

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Re: Friday rule

Oh man that pun was bad.

Sorry, was I being a pain in the glass?

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Maybe they needed to fix their cereal port...

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Re: Windows upgrade in process

Back in the Windows XP days, my company had a standard image with a tool that would checksum c:\program[sic] files, c:\windows etc to make sure that all patches had been applied and nothing had been changed.

This wasn't a bad idea in principle, but it was configured to run every four hours and in the days of single core Pentium 4s and hard discs this meant your laptop turned into a paperweight. This actually killed a number of high-profile presentations and generally made it hard to use your computer

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Re: Friday rule

He hops they won't do it again...

BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me…

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2) Is extremely easy to expend fake cash without getting caught... as long as it is in low numbered bills and you mix it with real cash.

May we ask how you know?

UK National Crime Agency finds 225 million previously unexposed passwords

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Re: Trust

For a while I got spam from addresses given to (later) compromised websites claiming my computer had been hacked and here's your password to prove it and they needed me to pay them money...

I don't know if the spammers bought the details somewhere or if they got them from sites like these. Either way, using a unique email address for everywhere (and a password manager) means I can easily block the compromised addresses.

What they claimed I'd been up to -->

Developer creates ‘Quite OK Image Format’ – but it performs better than just OK

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Re: No, it could be useful for the web

So you're saying it'd be something to write home about?

The monitor boom may have ended, says IDC

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That pun really Hertz

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Re: Blue Christmas

i have been running dual 24" monitors at home for years so no change for me.

I did until last year when I upgraded to a 32" 4K Dell monitor and I haven't looked back.

£42k for a top-class software engineer? It's no wonder uni research teams can't recruit

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Re: It's all about the banding

A down vote for Telephone monkeys.

For many that’s their first step in an IT career; for others it’s what they like doing - either way please remember they’re humans.

Oracle finance application customers more likely to leave for another vendor than SAP's – analyst

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Otherwise choose Oracle, as they will give you Cloud HCM for a 90% discount

In this scenario I'd be worried about the price shooting up in a year or so

What came first? The chicken, the egg, or the bodge to make everything work?

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We had something similar in a DR rehearsal once where we obviously didn't want to do it connected to the network to avoid clashes. I had few problems bringing up the Linux side of things, the guy doing the Windows side of things couldn't bring up up the Windows side of things as the was no AD available* and no way of getting it. In the end someone from a different site had to provide a backup which he restored from and could then get going, this took quite a while though.

* If there was a real emergency then we'd have AD etc available from the company's other sites as soon as we had network.

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That was an Eggcelent bodge

Virgin Media fined £50,000 after spamming 451,000 who didn't want marketing emails

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Re: Popular

> no need to freeze for hardness.

Oh come on, you're going soft in your old age...

AWS wobbles in US East region causing widespread outages

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Re: For crying out loud!

I woke up this morning and the lights weren’t working, so I walked over to the wall and pushed this plastic thing and then everything went bright.

I don’t think this technology will ever catch on…

AWS DocumentDB not MongoDB-compatible, says MongoDB Inc

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Re: Mark Porter makes good points, but

"Beyond the pail" is probably the phrase you were looking for

That'd only apply if you're looking at migrating data out of S3 buckets...

Spar shops across northern England shut after cyber attack hits payment processing abilities

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Re: So near, so Spar

I almost Spart my coffee out —>

The Omicron dilemma: Google goes first on delaying office work

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A downvote for flagrant instant coffee usage...

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Re: On-again-off-again

Priority for home office is given to the vulnerable - those that can't be vaccinated, E.g. autoimmune diseases, expectant mothers etc.

Many people in those groups* can now be vaccinated.

* Obviously check with your doctor if you're in one of these groups rather than take medical advice from a random Commentard....

Sun sets: Oracle to close Scotland's Linlithgow datacentre

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Coffee/keyboard

Love it -->

Nextcloud boss: You gotta fight … for your right … to 'plug into Windows and offer the exact same service'

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Re: I sympathise with the opinion

They're all at it; look at Apple pushing iCloud on their computers and phones, Google suck up your photos from your phone. Both of them then somehow manage to charge you when you use more than a small amount of data...

AWS unveils Graviton3 Arm chips and more. But the real story is the slide from IaaS to packaged solutions

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And blockchaining the AI surely...

AI-enhanced frog stem cells start to replicate in entirely new ways

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Re: wait, what?

That's what THEY want you to think...

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Re: Is this a new form of life?

That's way out of Order

You loved running JavaScript in your web browser. Now, get ready for Python scripting

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Re: The future will be... special

I think Python piped Javascript to the post. with package management hell...

AWS is on the threshold of adulthood, but is nowhere near grown up

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Or see what car they're driving...

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It is possible that by Christmas 2037, 16 years hence, AWS will have settled into a disillusioned fourth decade.

By which point everyone will be running on-prem again looking back at the Cloud as we do to Mainframes today...

BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?

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Re: It's not the nanobots

Look where they inject them, they don't call them ARM chips for nothing...

UK Ministry of Justice secures HVAC systems 'protected' by passwordless Wi-Fi after Register tipoff

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Re: We are told the Wi-Fi access points have been disabled until further notice.

Maybe they need to move nearer to the WiFi hotspot to keep warm

Oddly appropriate icon -->

Turbine maker Vestas Wind Systems admits to cyber incident, refuses to confirm if ransomware is at play

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I guess the company has a Vestas interest in getting their infrastructure up again...

Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles

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Re: Supposed to be the future?

Have you ever tried to unlock your phone when your hands are wet or cold?

A tiny typo in an automated email to thousands of customers turns out to be a big problem for legal

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I once got an instant message from a user attempting to enquire about her computer's hard disc, she managed to type something else by mistake.

Everyone apart from her found this hilarious, she was mortified!

A trench coat is always good for covering stuff like this up -->

Amazon tells folks it will stop accepting UK Visa credit cards via weird empty email

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A toast to our to our wives and girlfriends -->

...And may they never meet