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The boss worked in a fishbowl, so office tricks were a treat

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For the benefit of younger readers, it's worth noting that this was an era when telephones did not fit in your pocket, but sat in a more or less fixed location on the desk, and you operated them using a handset that was attached with a length of coiled wire a meter or so long. Yes, it's all very primitive.

You've made me feel old!

No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them

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Back in the UK our landline had a constant ticking noise (annoying whilst talking on the phone, but killed the ADSL). I rang BT and the lady told me that her system said the line was fine. I pointed out the ticking noise and she laughed and then got someone to look into it which fixed it. Thankfully she had the sense to ignore the system and get stuff fixed...

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"We never heard about that invoice again and never saw that Compaq engineer again,"

Did they make him Compaq his bags?

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WTF?

As the holiday season nears

You mean Christmas?

AWS warns of demand slowdown as customers seek to cut spend

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Gimp

The fun thing is that as organisations "repatriate" their work workloads from their cloud vendor to save costs; they're realise how completely ridiculous the data egress charges are and they're almost being held hostage (see icon)

The GNOME Project is closing all its mailing lists

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Re: "bottom-posting"

Reminds me of:

Top posting

What's the most annoying thing on the Internet

Data loss prevention emergency tactic: keep your finger on the power button for the foreseeable future

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Boffin

Re: The National Health Service

Pharmacist wife, (was NHS county head level), and her friends from University who now work for big Pharma, all say that there is no money to be made from curing people. The money is to be made by keeping people going as long as possible and using their drugs.

Anyone who has ever taken a short course of antibiotics to completely cure an infection knows that this is bollocks

I've heard of at least 2 drugs that in the initial trials cured people of the illnesses, but were not progressed further by big Pharma, as if successful, that would dry up one of their best revenue streams.

Citation needed

I work in research for one of the big pharma and the aim is generally to cure.

New measurement alert: Liz Truss inspires new Register standard

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Joke

Re: Currency units are lacking

The way the pound is going, this won't be a problem for long...

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Pirate

Yeah, Charles belongs with the other nuts

Liz Truss ousted as UK prime minister, outlived by online lettuce

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Re: Got the popcorn ready for Question Time

Her timing did screw up the last ever Mock the Week though...

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Re: Please help me here

Well played Sir

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Trollface

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

Her election campaign lasted longer than her tenure as Prime Minister...

Loathsome eighties ladder-climber levelled by a custom DOS prompt

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the department had but one PC for his research project: 640KB RAM, 10MB hard drive and a four-color[sic] monitor.

But 640K should be enough for anyone...

Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

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Re: anything that plugs into a wall....

> An old-school fireman once logged a ticket asking for more standard issue socks.

SOCKS4 or SOCKS5?

This maglev turntable costs more than an average luxury electric car

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And while I do kinda miss that quest to find new music, I do like Spotify suggesting new stuff, and being able to just try it, right there.

Yeah, in a way I miss listening to John Peel, The Evening Session etc on Radio 1 to find new music. In theory I could listen to Radio 6, but I find most of the DJs irritating....

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Re: How about...

You had to drop those Naims didn't you...

Lufthansa bans Apple AirTags on checked bags

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Re: How many baggage handlers carry an iPhone?

I flew through Heathrow last month with a bike (ie too big for their normal conveyor belt) and there was an Airtag in the bag. My phone claimed the bike was with me for over quarter of an hour before it was brought into the luggage room. I assume that it was dumped on the side for a while...

Airline 'in talks' with Kyndryl after failed network card grounds flights

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Re: Bee careful

Nobody blamed the operator. He started in the right place. It was the NIMBYs that caused the outage.

You mean NIMBees?

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Re: It was Moriarty!

That's the problem - they have a criminal mastermind running corporate affairs!! Maybe they should put Holmes on the case...

As it's IBM Kyndryl wouldn't they be using Watson?

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Re: Apologia for the world's construction workers

I wonder if they were billed for their gas and/or electricity?

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Terminator

The fault in the primary line was a severed cable and the second failure, in the backup line leading to the other DC, was due to a failed network card.

and

The Aer Lingus exec pointed out that their data had been mirrored to two separate sites, a datacenter in Manchester, and the second one in Birmingham by their IT services provider, and that the lines had been replicated into both

Why didn't the primary DC use the backup line?

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Re: Cannot cheat fate

It's easy to hate O'Leary, but what he's done (and continues to do) with Ryanair does show that Aer Lingus really are that bad. They are managed in a way that they essentially think "We're the flag carrier, we don't have to change to suit you. You have to want to fly with us". A bit like British Airways can be sometimes.

Anyone would think they're the same company...

No, no, hear us out, say boffins: Foot fungus to measure your walk

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Re: Talk about vague!

If it's one of Johnson's wives then that could be a lot of women...

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You must be a fungi at parties...

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Re: Does anyone really need to know how I walk?

This kind of analysis could be used by orthopaedic surgeons, physiotherapists to guide treatment. Companies like the one I work for use devices to measure a patient's improvement (hopefully!) once they've been treated by one of our drugs in a trial. You could even see how athletes and their coaches could use these to monitor aspects of their performance.

Singapore suggests blockchain to speed cross-border payments

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Facepalm

Here's a solution, where's the problem?

Make your neighbor think their house is haunted by blinking their Ikea smart bulbs

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Re: You win the Spelling Bee

I had to google to get the correct spelling...

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Ubiquti did me no favours with their switch defaults here!

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Similar to the bulb bug, a malformed Zigbee frame renders the gateway unresponsive so that it can't control the connected lights and other devices via the Ikea Home Smart app.

That doesn't sound too different to how unhacked Ikea Trådfri are to be honest.

I bought some as an experiment as you can only use the app if you're local to the controller, they didn't need stuff hosted in the Cloud to work and they were cheap.

The lightbulbs seem to love ignoring their controller and then need to be re-added. I also needed to re-link the app to the controller a few times too.

They're also "fun" if your network has multiple VLANs, in the end the only way I got them to work was by setting the port to only have a single VLAN on it. I have a vague memory of setting a fixed IP address too.

Rookie programmer's code goes up in flames ... kind of

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Pint

Bernie

I think the Regoniser did rather well with Bernie, a pint for Mr Powell -->

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Re: Is this me or not?

We once had a vendor come out to upgrade the OS on an instrument controller PC, the hard disc chose that moment to die and the technician got full blame from the scientists...

I ended up going over there, explaining that it was bad luck[0] and digging out a spare disc which meant he survived the day...

[0] Of course the disc wouldn't have had much longer to live and OS upgrades are IO heavy

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Re: Halt And Catch Fire

> I never really found out why it was beyond the abilities of the writers of the controlware to screen out these problematic commands.

Yeah, they should have chequed for this...

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Re: Was the update deployed? Or not?? If so, When?

They took one look and figured he'd Bernied the store the ground...

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Re: Vital detail missing

Might be Budgens in Holt (Norfolk) a couple years ago - electrical fire in the roof

Nah, they haven't got "that electrickery" in Norfolk yet...

No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron

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Re: printer has started speaking French

I was able to get my Jaybird Vista headphones to stop using this ghastly American voice and use the Queen's English[0] instead - it was great[1]

[0] Should this now be the King's English

[1] Not that you're allowed to be British on El Reg any more of course...

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Re: Other way round

I used to work for a company whose test setup had little automation (although I tried to improve this). One thing we had to do was install Oracle into quite a few different languages - I managed to learn the Oracle database installer so well that I could do it in any language...

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Re: Other way round

> We were on holiday in Sweden staying at a swedish friends house when I had the request to look at a laptop with the dreaded BSD

FreeBSD or OpenBSD?

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Well, it looks like he was solder dud cable...

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Re: Live Printer

That must have been a shock for you...

Papa John's sued for 'wiretap' spying on website mouse clicks, keystrokes

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Yeah, they may host their own pizza boxes in their datacentres

Micro molten salt reactor can fit on a truck, power 1k homes. When it's built

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Re: Mb99 -> Tc99m

Just checked the El Reg units table, and you're right; there's no time unit. This oversight should be corrected.

That's the ElReg of the past, injokes like these don't seem to happen much any more.

TBH I can't imagine that the BOFH has too much longer here :(

IBM: Hey Joe, we make chips, too. How about some of 'em subsidies?

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Re: IBM: Hey Joe, we would like the age of our workforce

"Hello President Dinobaby"

Charge a future EV in less than five minutes – using literally cool NASA tech

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Advances in electric vehicle technology? I'm amped for it...

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How would they cool the batteries? I assume that they'd get pretty hot with all the current going into them. I could see how putting cooling systems (which I assume are bulky and might involve nasty stuff like liquid nitrogen) into the chargers which don't move is feasible, but not the car's battery without making the car massive.

Icon to signify "watt" might go wrong -->

Tesla has a lot of work to do on its Optimus robot

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Terminator

Re: Improving the robot

Where is Sarah Conner?

Samsung’s Smart Monitor tries too hard to be clever

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Re: a low-end "smart" TV

I made my Samsung smart TV dumb by never plugging it in to my network...

Tetchy trainee turned the lights down low to teach turgid lecturer a lesson

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Re: Old School

One of my lecturers used to love showing lots of Western Blot images which are basically fuzzy black blobs on a grey background (example) - this was boring as hell after about the first five and I cannot recall what signalling pathway or whatever she was talking about...

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A bit dim you might say...

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Re: Notes? How old school!

> Cos they're always taking photos!

You mean monitoring communications?

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> The instructor understood what had happened, and the atmosphere in the room was rather frosty for the remainder of the day.

Did they try to screen out who did it?